Archive for January, 2006

Kristen Coked?

Sunday, January 29th, 2006

Sorry about the delay kiddies, the packing and the move is a pain, but I do have tomorrow off. And away we go.My favorite actress Kristen Cavalarri of Laguna Beach and her new show Get The Party Started has admitted to doing cocaine to mtv.com. She says tells the March Issue of Teen People “It was fun for, like, 20 minutes, but the next day, I just didn’t feel good about myself,” she told the mag. “It’s a dirty drug. I find people who do coke to be very shady, that they’re doing it makes them lie about things. I wouldn’t want to date someone who’s into it.” Wow very interesting. I figured if anyone from LB would be a coke-head it would be Stephen. Whatever.

Next story, Toby McGuire is getting pissed off at Leo. Apparently Toby is pissed that Leo is dating his ex, and co-star Kirsten Dunst. Toby has said “You thought Giselle was high maintenance? Kirsten is going to be up in your grill so bad that you will want to flee the country for peace and quite.”

It appears that Courtney Cox is preggers again. It is being reported that she is 4 months along. I wonder what she will name this one? Fruity Pebbles?

Speaking of babies, it is being reported that Demi and Ashton are planning on adopting babies. Apparently Demi does not want to lose her movie-star good looks. Also the fact that she is 43 years old, and does not want to experience any health risks, might have something to do with it.

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are getting quite serious. Keith gave Nicole a 10 carat emerald-cut diamond ring, which Nic is now sporting on her left hand. The pair are both 38 years old, and are planning on a small ceremony the first weekend in March in their native Australia.

And finally. Star Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears has “ballooned up to 145 lbs. They saw her doing some shopping recently, and in her shopping cart was Doritos, Cherry Garcia ice cream, Cheetos, and 3 bottles of Vodka. Man that girl is total class.

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Jessica experimenting with this love

Friday, January 27th, 2006

Good morning kiddies…

Today will be chock-full of updates, one now and one tonight. 

And away we go…

So it appears that that Leo has moved on from Lindsay Lohan and Giselle.  It now appears that Leo is dating Kirsten Dunst.  The two of them have been inseparable for the past 2 weeks.  I don’t know what he sees in her.  She is trying hard to be the new Tara Reid.

Speaking of new couples, Jessica Simpson has been seen all over Hollywood with a new man.  The man?  Adam Levine from Maroon 5.  The two of them have been spending many love-filled nights at the Chateau Marmot in Hollywood, checking in at 6:00 pm, and not leaving the room till the following morning.  Hey good for her.  Everyone needs some lovin, lord knows I do.

Speaking of Jessica, her ex Nick has been spending lots of quality time together with a new girl.  The unidentified brunette has been by Nick’s side at the tapings of Dancing With The Stars, where Nick is rooting on his brother Drew.  Speaking of Dancing With The Stars, what the heck is Master P still doing on the show?  He looks like Lurch out there. 

Joaquin Phoenix got into a pretty nasty car accident yesterday.  His SUV overturned on a canyon road out in California, on the Sunset Strip.  His car over-turned and hit another car.  Luckily Phoenix was wearing his seatbelt, and was not injured, nor was the other car.

And finally…Former Saturday Night Live star, Tracey Morgan was arrested on Thursday for suspicion of drunk driving.  Morgan pleaded

not guilty, and will appear in court on February 2nd.  Well we will see what happens there.

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Mango Misinformed

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

Evening kiddies. 3 days till the big move.

And now onto why you are all here. The celebrity news and gossip.

So to kick things off, I was misinformed. The cast of Friends is not reuniting next season for 4 shows. There have apparently not been any talks between the producers and the stars. Also there will not be a friends spin-off starring the guys. Oh well. At least that piece of doodie Joey is off the air come May.

There was a chicken pox outbreak on my new favorite show of the season. Jason Lee of Chasing Amy fame, currently starring in My Name Is Earl came down with the pox, and filming had to be delayed for a week. Luckily everything is now back to normal.

Next story…British newspapers are reporting that Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s marriage is on the rocks! She wants to concentrate on her career. Her people are saying that it’s not true. Thank God. I don’t think my heart could do with ANOTHER celebrity couple breaking up.

Alright, 2 more stories. Some sad news to report. Actor Chris Penn, the heavyset younger brother of Sean Penn who became known in his own right for films such as ‘Reservoir Dogs,’ ‘Mulholland Falls’ and ‘Footloose,’ was found dead on Tuesday in his home in Santa Monica, police said. Cops responding to a call from someone in Penn’s building found the actor dead in his condominium. There were no obvious signs of foul play, but an autopsy would be conducted to determine the cause of death.

And finally…Kate Moss is writing her autobiography. Topics that Kate Moss will hit on will be her drug use, her fall from the top of the modeling world, and her relationship with her drug using boyfriend. I guess the only lines that Kate now cares about are in her book. Oh that old gag.

Alright

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