Archive for January, 2006

Kristen Coked?

Sunday, January 29th, 2006

Sorry about the delay kiddies, the packing and the move is a pain, but I do have tomorrow off. And away we go.My favorite actress Kristen Cavalarri of Laguna Beach and her new show Get The Party Started has admitted to doing cocaine to mtv.com. She says tells the March Issue of Teen People “It was fun for, like, 20 minutes, but the next day, I just didn’t feel good about myself,” she told the mag. “It’s a dirty drug. I find people who do coke to be very shady, that they’re doing it makes them lie about things. I wouldn’t want to date someone who’s into it.” Wow very interesting. I figured if anyone from LB would be a coke-head it would be Stephen. Whatever.

Next story, Toby McGuire is getting pissed off at Leo. Apparently Toby is pissed that Leo is dating his ex, and co-star Kirsten Dunst. Toby has said “You thought Giselle was high maintenance? Kirsten is going to be up in your grill so bad that you will want to flee the country for peace and quite.”

It appears that Courtney Cox is preggers again. It is being reported that she is 4 months along. I wonder what she will name this one? Fruity Pebbles?

Speaking of babies, it is being reported that Demi and Ashton are planning on adopting babies. Apparently Demi does not want to lose her movie-star good looks. Also the fact that she is 43 years old, and does not want to experience any health risks, might have something to do with it.

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are getting quite serious. Keith gave Nicole a 10 carat emerald-cut diamond ring, which Nic is now sporting on her left hand. The pair are both 38 years old, and are planning on a small ceremony the first weekend in March in their native Australia.

And finally. Star Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears has “ballooned up to 145 lbs. They saw her doing some shopping recently, and in her shopping cart was Doritos, Cherry Garcia ice cream, Cheetos, and 3 bottles of Vodka. Man that girl is total class.

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Jessica experimenting with this love

Friday, January 27th, 2006

Good morning kiddies…

Today will be chock-full of updates, one now and one tonight. 

And away we go…

So it appears that that Leo has moved on from Lindsay Lohan and Giselle.  It now appears that Leo is dating Kirsten Dunst.  The two of them have been inseparable for the past 2 weeks.  I don’t know what he sees in her.  She is trying hard to be the new Tara Reid.

Speaking of new couples, Jessica Simpson has been seen all over Hollywood with a new man.  The man?  Adam Levine from Maroon 5.  The two of them have been spending many love-filled nights at the Chateau Marmot in Hollywood, checking in at 6:00 pm, and not leaving the room till the following morning.  Hey good for her.  Everyone needs some lovin, lord knows I do.

Speaking of Jessica, her ex Nick has been spending lots of quality time together with a new girl.  The unidentified brunette has been by Nick’s side at the tapings of Dancing With The Stars, where Nick is rooting on his brother Drew.  Speaking of Dancing With The Stars, what the heck is Master P still doing on the show?  He looks like Lurch out there. 

Joaquin Phoenix got into a pretty nasty car accident yesterday.  His SUV overturned on a canyon road out in California, on the Sunset Strip.  His car over-turned and hit another car.  Luckily Phoenix was wearing his seatbelt, and was not injured, nor was the other car.

And finally…Former Saturday Night Live star, Tracey Morgan was arrested on Thursday for suspicion of drunk driving.  Morgan pleaded

not guilty, and will appear in court on February 2nd.  Well we will see what happens there.

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Mango Misinformed

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

Evening kiddies. 3 days till the big move.

And now onto why you are all here. The celebrity news and gossip.

So to kick things off, I was misinformed. The cast of Friends is not reuniting next season for 4 shows. There have apparently not been any talks between the producers and the stars. Also there will not be a friends spin-off starring the guys. Oh well. At least that piece of doodie Joey is off the air come May.

There was a chicken pox outbreak on my new favorite show of the season. Jason Lee of Chasing Amy fame, currently starring in My Name Is Earl came down with the pox, and filming had to be delayed for a week. Luckily everything is now back to normal.

Next story…British newspapers are reporting that Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s marriage is on the rocks! She wants to concentrate on her career. Her people are saying that it’s not true. Thank God. I don’t think my heart could do with ANOTHER celebrity couple breaking up.

Alright, 2 more stories. Some sad news to report. Actor Chris Penn, the heavyset younger brother of Sean Penn who became known in his own right for films such as ‘Reservoir Dogs,’ ‘Mulholland Falls’ and ‘Footloose,’ was found dead on Tuesday in his home in Santa Monica, police said. Cops responding to a call from someone in Penn’s building found the actor dead in his condominium. There were no obvious signs of foul play, but an autopsy would be conducted to determine the cause of death.

And finally…Kate Moss is writing her autobiography. Topics that Kate Moss will hit on will be her drug use, her fall from the top of the modeling world, and her relationship with her drug using boyfriend. I guess the only lines that Kate now cares about are in her book. Oh that old gag.

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Friends Once Again?

Monday, January 23rd, 2006

And away we go…

So get ready kiddies. It is being reported that next television season (the 2006-2007 season) we will be getting 4 hour long friends episodes. Each of the 6 actors will be getting 5 million dollars per episode. That’s a lot of b-a-n-a-n-a-s. Also next year they will be doing another friends spinoff. It will be called “Just One Of The Guys”, and it will be staring all three guy friends. Exciting, Exciting stuff.

Man do you remember when these guys were selling out stadiums and millions of records? Back during my Z100 days, I actually met both of these guys when they were up in the studio promoting Celebrity, and they both thought they were hot shizznit, but were really cold poo. Who am I talking about? Joey Fatone and Lance Bass. Both former NSYNC’ers are developing a new odd-couple style sitcom based on their lives. It is being developed for UPN. Figures that a real network would not pick them up.

2 more stories. It is being reported that Jennifer Lopez is preggers. Marc Anthony was seen at Fred Seagle in Beverly Hills buying up lots of baby clothes. It is exciting time kiddies.

And finally British Show Top Of The Pops, is coming to the United States. It will be shown every Saturday night at 8:00 on ABC starting in September. It will showcase singers performing all of their hits. I am very excited about this, as it gives us an outlet for live music, besides TRL.

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Sorry for the late update

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006

Evening Kiddies.

So another weekend goes by and it is time that I update with more celebrity news and gossip.

So after 7 seasons, a show that I have never watched is getting cancelled. The West Wing will be going off the air come May. Even though has won multiple Emmy Awards, the viewers for the show is under 10 million per week.

The Miss America pageant was last night. An ugly cow from Oklahomo won. Man was she ugly. She is a 22 year old Ballerina. The competition was hosted by James Denton, Mike the Plumber from Desperate Housewives. He did not sing the traditional Here She Is, Miss America song. Instead it was sung by a recorded Burt Parks. They need to do something to spice up this show. Maybe naked chicken fights or something of that nature.

Now for some exciting news. It appears that there will be a new celebrity centerfold in May’s Playboy magazine. Jennifer Love Hewitt has agreed to bare it all in the men’s magazine. The price it is costing Playboy to get her naked? 1.25 million dollars. Hey, I did not think her career needed that much of a jumpstart. Ghost Whisperer is doing decently in the ratings.

And now a blind item from the New York Post. (Man do I love these blind items.) Which teen queen was partying with a thirty-something female pop star at her NYC home until 10:00 AM that week? What could that possibly been doing to keep them up so late? I have my guesses…

OK, next to last story. Madonna will be touring this summer. Here is a list of her demands what she wants backstage in order for her to perform to her fullest. They include: private jet for her family and entourage (i.e. Kabbalah teachers, a personal chef, and a masseuse) and a June through August time window, while her kids are on break. “Madonna has been driving concert promoters crazy,” an insider revealed to Us Weekly. Though the Material Girl may be trouble, it will be trouble well worth it, with estimates that the tour will bring in up to a whopping $150 million

And finally. Super-hottie, Drew Barrymore was caught having sex with her boyfriend Fabizio Moretti of The Strokes in the bathroom of the New York Opera House. Apparently they felt that the performance was so boring that they would go into the men’s room for a little fun. The only problem was that she was so loud that they thought he was hurting her, so a security guard barged in on them, and caught them in mid-sex. Wow. To quote Paris, “That’s Hot!”

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BCBG Trumped

Friday, January 20th, 2006

Good afternoon kiddies…

Ok my first story is for that special someone who works at BCBG.  So, Malania Trump walked into a BCBG store in New York City, and sees a dress that she loves.  There is only one problem.  The dress is in another’s shoppers hands.  So what does Malania do?  Well she offers to buy everything in her hands.  The costs of all the clothing and accessories in her hand that she wanted to buy?  Well that would be $2400.00, and the amount of the dress, 225.00.  It must be great to have the ability to spend 2100 dollars for a 225 dollar dress…Go Figure.
 

There appears to be a new celebrity couple hitting the club scene in Hollywood.  Kate Moss fresh out of rehab has been spotted with Jack Osborne, who was in rehab a little less than 2 years ago.  Wow, they are just 2 peas from the same pod.
 

Now onto some baby news.  Well a LA County judge made it official.  Brad Pitt officially adopted Maddox and Zahara, and now they will both be known as Maddox Jolie-Pitt and Zahara Jolie-Pitt.  The new Jolie-Pitt baby is due in mid may.
 

Well Howard Stern’s voyage into Satellite radio hid a bump in the road.  Rachel Hunter stormed off the program after Stern told her how the bit was being filmed for his web site.  Hunter apparently became very mad over not being told she was being filmed, and called the situation “f*cked up” After she stormed out, Stern started making fun of her, calling her too fat to be a model.  He also said that the only reason she is famous was because she slept with Rod Stewart.  On this is getting good kiddies.
 

90’s Rom-Com-er Meg Ryan wants to pull a Jolie and adapt a baby.  The baby she has her eyes on in from baby from China.  Ryan already has a son, Jack from her former husband Dennis Quaid.  Other celebrities who have experienced adopting children from 3rd world countries are Sharon Stone and Diane Keaton.
 

2 stories left.  Wilson Pickett who had hit songs including Mustang Sally and In The Midnight Hour died yesterday.  He was 64 years old, and died of a heart attack.  In 1993 Pickett was convicted of drunk driving, and lost his license for a year.
 

And finally.  After a “stimulating” season in Austin Texas, the next cast of The Real World will be shaking up in a multi-million dollar beach house in Key West. I think we can put a fork in this show kiddies, the novelty has worn off.

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Former Teen Idol busted?

Wednesday, January 18th, 2006

And away I go…

No I am not talking about Joey Fat One, or anyone from Boy Meets World, Former teen idol Leif Garrett was jailed in Los Angeles for suspicion of drug possession, probation violation and riding the subway without a ticket. Garrett, 44, was arrested at a subway stop Saturday evening and jailed without bond because of an outstanding bench warrant, The Los Angeles Times reported Wednesday. Man have the mighty have fallen. Can I just ask who in god’s name is Leif Garrett, and what made him a teen idol?

OK, next…So one of my idols, Perez Hilton, is in some hot water. Apparently this afternoon, Perez posted a link to the Colin Farrell homemade porn movie, and now is being sued by Farrell’s manager. Unfortunate I was not able to download it, as I was at work, and they frown upon that sort of stuff here. Damn Corporate America.

After only being on for 1 episode, Heather Graham’s show, Emily’s Reasons Why Not was cancelled. The reason they give, very low ratings. Maybe they should have called the show, Emily, America Cares…NOT. Or something like that.

Alright 2 more items. According to the NY Daily News, Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown are officially separated. A Lowdown spy reports that the 36-year-old Brown - who shares a 12-year-old daughter with the 42-year-old R&B superstar - has been telling friends and acquaintances they’re splitsville. If the divorce report is true, then Whitney and Bobby might have gotten their last bit of ink as a famous pair with Ebony magazine’s “10 Hottest Couples” feature in the latest issue. The Bravo reality show “Being Bobby Brown” spotlighted intimate details of their marriage.

And finally. I don’t know if anyone out there watches The Gauntlet 2 on MTV, but Man was Monday’s episode just terrific. I do love Ruthie, but big old Beth dominated little Ruthie in the reverse tug-o-war competition. They were back to back with a rope connected to each of them. What they had to do was run to their flag, and grab it, while dragging their opponent along with them. Beth is a manipulative skeezer, but she brought her A Game, and her size 38 inch waist.

I will be starting a new feature on Mangoout.com on Monday, where it will be F, Marry Kill Mondays.  I will give 2 lists of celebrities, one all guys, one all girls, and all you do is vote who you would marry, who you would f (you know have relations with) and who you would kill.  I will than post the results on Wednesday.  Secondly you can now e-mail me at Mango@Mangoout.com. 

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Shatner’s Stoned

Wednesday, January 18th, 2006

Good Morning Kiddies… 

And away we go. 

First off, Man did I love me some AI last night.  It was like an old friend coming back to visit me, who has been away for 8 months.  The auditions were horrendous to say the least.  I feel the real fun does start when I get to start voting.  There is something about the way Seacrest captivates the camera. 

OK, now onto the celebrity gossip.  So William Shatner sold his kidney stone to a website.  GoldenPalace.com also has other oddities in their online garage, including a grilled cheese that looks like the Virgin Mary, a sonogram of Britney’s Baby, and more.  The kidney stone sold for 25,000.  Shatner will be donating the money to Habitat for Humanity.  I guess that house will really be made out of stone.  Oh that old gag. 

Hillary Swank and Chad Lowe are apparently back together.  They have patched up their differences, and Chad and Hillary went to the Golden Globes together.  

Speaking of Golden Globe couples, Eva Longoria was all over Jamie Foxx that night.  They left together from an after-party in Foxx’s Bentley. 

And finally, for my last post of the day.  Fox is canceling three of its longest running comedies.  After this year, That 70’s Show, King Of The Hill, and Malcolm in the Middle will be no more.  It is about time for Malcolm and That 70’s Show, both have lost their flare. 

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Reese’s Golden Globes

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

And away we go…

So as I reported a few days ago, Eminem and Kim got remarried Saturday. It is being reported that it was a small wedding with only 50 guests. Their daughter, Haile, was a flower girl.

Last night was the Golden Globe Awards, and I am thrilled that Walk The Line won the big three in the musical or comedy genre. It won Best Musical or Comedy, Best Actor and Best Actress. Look below for a full list of the winners.

Motion Picture

Drama - Brokeback Mountian

Actress in a Drama - Felicity Hoffman in TransAmerica

Actor in a Drama - Phillip Seymore Hoffman in Capote

Musical or Comedy - Walk The Line

Actress in Musical or Comedy - Reese Witherspoon

Actor in Musical or Comedy - Joaquin Phoenix

Director - Ang Lee for Brokeback Mountain

Television:

Drama - Lost

Actress in a Drama - Geena Davis from Commander In Cheif

Actor in a Drama - Hugh Laurie in House

Comedy - Desperate Housewives

Actress in a Comedy - Mary Louise Parker from Weeds

Actor in a Comedy - Steve Carrell in The Office

 

And now some baby news to report. 3 stories in all.

First Matt Damon and his wife of less than 3 months Luciania are expecting a baby girl. Now Ben and Jen’s daughter has a play date.

Next, Russell Crowe and Danielle Spencer are expecting their 2nd child. They have a child who is 2 already. I just hope there are no phones in the delivery room for Russell to throw at the doc.

3rd, a sonogram of Brangelina’s baby is available on ebay. Any bidders? I already own Kelly Clarkson’s water bottle, and the entire Saved By The Bell and 90210 doll collection, so I have used up my useless Ebay budget for the year.

3 more stories than I am done for the day.

3rd season runner-up of AI Diana Degarmo is headed to the great white way. She will be taking over the role of Penny in the Broadway show Hairspray. Degarmo’s start date is February 7th.

This story I got from wire: Rap artist Juvenile was arrested Saturday over allegations relating to child support. Jail officials at Marion County in central Florida said the MC was taken into custody on a child support warrant. He was released on his own recognizance that evening. The Ocala Star-Banner website reported the rapper was taken into custody at The Ritz Hotel in Ocala without incident.

And finally

Tonight starts the 5th season of American Idol. The fun does not really start for another 5 weeks when we (and by we I mean I) get involved and start voting for my new official crush. I will use Mangoout.com as a vehicle for everything that is Seacrest and AI.

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Marykate and Ashley rolling in dough?

Saturday, January 14th, 2006

Hola Kiddies, sorry I could not resist that pun. 

So onto today’s gossip.  Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have invested 2 million dollars in their favorite bakery in LA.  The name of the bakery is Sweet Lady Jane.  Sweet Lady Jane has created wedding cakes for Jennifer Lopez, Bruce Springsteen and Carnie Wilson. 

Pamela Anderson is fighting a new battle.  No I am not talking about her attempting to get the ‘twins’ into a bra, she is waging war against KFC.  The star, working alongside animal rights group People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals is appalled by the fast-food chain’s treatment of the birds and is calling for the likeness’ immediate removal. 

And finally rapper mega-star Ludacris is teaming up with The United Cerebral Palsy.  Luda is featured in the United Cerebral Palsy public service announcement entitled “Dream,” featuring Ruje’anne Duplessis, a teenager born with cerebral palsy. In 2004, Duplessis wrote BET to request help in reaching Ludacris, her dream prom date. When Luda got wind of the teen’s letter, he flew to Massachusetts and escorted her to the Central High prom.   How romantic is that. 

That’s all for now kiddies. 

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