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Good morning one and all.  There is nothing like waking up in the morning, and seeing snow on top of your car.  Anywho, now onto the celebrity dirt and gossip.

Step aside Julia Roberts; there is a new queen in Hollywood.  That person is Reese Witherspoon, who will be paid 30 million dollars for her next movie.  Julia’s usual asking price is 20 million, + a backend deal.  Ha, backend deal. 

Paris Hilton is bringing out her claws.  This time, she is starting a feud with Charlize Theron.  Paris is currently taking acting classes, and her teacher is telling her that she is making great progress, and that she will be up against the same roles that Charlize Theron is up for.  So Paris, being Paris, sent a letter to Charlize, warning her that they will be up for the same roles, and that she should watch her back.  Good call Paris.  You rock.  I would love to see you in a movie that does not have night-vision in it.

Kate Moss’s Ex, Pete Dougherty has been arrested, Yet again.  The worst part is that he was on probation from a previous arrest for drug possession.  The rocker is now looking at some serious jail time. 

Brad and Angelina have registered at Tiffany’s for their impending summer wedding.  I think I will get them the gold-plated turkey boat for their tofurkey. 

Britney is still trying to convince us that she is not pregnant.  Today she was at the Fat Tuesday kickoff to Mardi gras riding on top of a float.  There are pictures of her looking pretty dang dumpy.

And finally. The word of the year in Hollywood?  Brokeback.  It is being said to be added to the new Webster’s Dictionary come October.

You know the drill

Mango Out

Good morning kiddies.  Onto the stuff that drives you guys here, the celebrity news and gossip.  Well that and my wit and charm.
 

So last night on the finale of Dancing With The Stars, Drew Lachey and his partner beat Jerry Rice.  How Jerry Rice beat out Stacey Keibler to come in second place is beyond me.  Drew and his partner have lined up some appearances on television, for the rest of the week.  Tonight they will be on Leno, tomorrow they will be on The View and The Tony Danza Show.
 

Speaking of television show appearances, everyone’s favorite hussies, Pussycat Dolls will be appearing on The Tyra Banks Show on Friday, and performing 2 songs.  My tivo is already set up to record those glorified strippers doing their hits.
 You know I could not let a day go by without doing a Britney report.  So, her 52 year old cousin, Art Spears, is predicting that her marriage will end in marital doom. “I don’t think Britney and Kevin are going to stay together,” Art said. “Her son is her life and she will obviously do what ever is best for him – but does that involve Kevin? I don’t think so.”  Man do I love me some poor white trash.