Good morning kiddies. Onto the stuff that drives you guys here, the celebrity news and gossip. Well that and my wit and charm.
So last night on the finale of Dancing With The Stars, Drew Lachey and his partner beat Jerry Rice. How Jerry Rice beat out Stacey Keibler to come in second place is beyond me. Drew and his partner have lined up some appearances on television, for the rest of the week. Tonight they will be on Leno, tomorrow they will be on The View and The Tony Danza Show.
Speaking of television show appearances, everyone’s favorite hussies, Pussycat Dolls will be appearing on The Tyra Banks Show on Friday, and performing 2 songs. My tivo is already set up to record those glorified strippers doing their hits.
You know I could not let a day go by without doing a Britney report. So, her 52 year old cousin, Art Spears, is predicting that her marriage will end in marital doom. “I don’t think Britney and Kevin are going to stay together,” Art said. “Her son is her life and she will obviously do what ever is best for him – but does that involve Kevin? I don’t think so.” Man do I love me some poor white trash.
Next story, Eighties queen George Michaels got busted this weekend. Michaels who is 42 years old, was arrested in London this past weekend for drug possession. Wow he is terrific.
The top 3 movies from the weekend were:
1 – Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Family Reunion, $30.2 million
2 – Eight Below, $15.7 million
3 – The Pink Panther, $11.3 million
And finally, Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas, is saying the Peas saved her life and her sanity. Fergie said that she was homeless and hooked on crystal meth in the months leading up to her joining the super-group. “Once you get into the drug world, you don’t realize how far you’re getting until you’re that far gone.” Fergie told Blender magazine.”I had a conversation with God, basically. I don’t know how to interpret this, but he said, ‘I’ve given you this beautiful gift (singing) and you’re throwing it away.’”
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