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Well Well Well, I am back.  I apologize about not updating for the past 3 days.  It is approaching the end of the first quarter of the year, and I have been super busy.  Well enough about me, now onto the celebrity news.

Fox has renewed my favorite new series of the year.  Prison Break will be around through the 2006 – 2007 season.  I guess they will not be breaking out any time soon.  If you have not watched the show yet, check it out.  It is a great show, where if you miss an episode you will still be able to follow it.  Also renewed by Fox were Bones and House.  Fox is producing more quality dramas.  And who could forget the mother of all Fox shows, American Idol.

OK, speaking of AI, did you see the show last night?  If not, the theme of the show was hits from this decade, and all of the performances, except for Catharine McPhee who did a Christina Aquleria song, and my buddy Chris Daugherty who did What If by Creed, sucked the big one.  Kelly Pickler the French Tickler was horrible, as was Mandiva.  But if my calculations are correct, the bottom three will be Lisa Tucker, Bucky, and Ace Young.  Any one of the three of them can and SHOULD be eliminated.  We will see my friends, we will see.

This is kind of a scary thought.  Get ready for this, but Jessica Simpson wants to adopt.  Um, hum.  I guess that might work.  Jessica has been making trips down to an orphanage in Mexico and has bonded with 2 of the kids there and wants to adopt them.  I can only imagine if she and her partner-in-crime / personal assistant Cacee Cobb would be good moms.  It would make a killer reality show though.

Lisa Kudrow was recently interviewed by World Entertainment News Network in London and said that yes, there were talks of a Friends reunion special, but there was one hold out.   They were all offered 2,500,000 a piece for each reunion special, but there was one hold out.  All that Kudrow said was that one of the male friends was holding out for more money.  I wonder who that one could have been?  Maybe Ross? 

Oceans Thirteen is a go.  George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon are all on board for the three-quel.  I think I just made that word up.  There will be a few people who will not star in the movie, because they were not happy with the script.  They are Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta-Jones.  I wonder if Angelina will show up now and take over Julia’s place.

The National Enquirer is reporting that Whitney Houston’s crack problem is getting out of control.  They have pictures of Whitney’s own crack-den, which is in all reality her bathroom in her Atlanta mansion.  The pictures were provided by Bobby’s sister, who sold the pics to the Enquirer for a reported 2,500,000.  Not a bad paycheck for having a famous brother. 

Ok, 2 more stories to report.  There appears to be trouble in paradise Russell and Bergen County’s favorite DUI’er Kimora Lee Simmons.  US Weekly is claiming that an announcement of the split is just days away.  Russell has found a new girlfriend in a 25 year old model, who he does yoga with on a daily basis.  I just wonder who will get that great mansion in Bergen County that we saw on Cribs.

Last story for the day.  FHM recently released their top 100 list of sexiest women in the world, here are the top ten.
 

FHM magazine has just named its 100 sexiest women in the world. Here is the list:
1)     Scarlett Johansson
2)     Angelina Jolie
3)     Jessica Alba
4)     Jessica Simpson
5)     Keira Knightley
6)     Halle Berry
7)     Jenny McCarthy
8)     Maria Sharapova
9)     Carmen Electra
10)    Teri Hatcher
 

I agree with Scarlett Johansson as the # 1 choice.  She is a great actress and looks flippin HOT.
 

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As I write this, I am about to drive off to the DMV and get my new car taken care of.  How sweet is that?  Enough about me, now onto the celebrity news.
 

Drew Lachey is a father.  The Dancing With The Stars winner and his wife Lea welcomed into the world a healthy baby girl on Thursday morning.  While watching Dancing With The Stars, that girl looked like she was ready to drop.  Now if Nick and Kristen would have a baby together, my life would be complete.
 

Correct me if I am wrong, but I thought Destiny’s Child broke up.  Well, after a farewell performance at The NBA All-Star Game, and on Jay Leno, and at The Grammy’s, they are reforming again.  This time to get a star on the Walk Oh Fame, and perform live together one last time for a surprise gig in LA.  OK Ladies, it is time.  Either break-up ladies or stay together, stop with the reunion shows.
 

Well as I reported a few weeks ago, Gwyneth Paltrow is pregnant, and Thursday she found out it will be a boy.  Well she has opted for a name for the new baby boy, Mortimer.  Why she decided on that name?  Well Gwyneth’s uncle is Stephen Spielberg, who she calls Uncle Morty.  I guess it will be some sort of homage to him.  Apple and Morty, man do those Brits choose unusual names.
 

After reporting 2 births, I do have a break-up to report.  It appears that Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johnanson have broken up.  It will be interesting to see if Lindsay Lohan sinks her claws into John.  I could totally see those two together. 
 

Kelly Osborne is going back in front of the cameras for another reality show.  This one will also air on MTV, and the cameras will follow her in acting classes, and her attempt to become a serious actress.  Osborne has said her dream role would be similar to the one Jodie Foster played as the teenage prostitute in Taxi Driver.  I would be interesting to see if she can make it, given her music career was so successful.
 

How this happened, I have no idea.  Kevin Covais appeared on Access Hollywood yesterday, and celebrities sent videos wishing him well.  The celebrities included Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ellen Degeneres, AND PLAYBOY MODELS and HUGH HEFNER.  How the heck is Kevin getting video messages from Playboy playmates?  Ponderous, completely ponderous.
 

Another baby on the way to report.  Demi Moore is officially carrying Ashton’s baby.  Star Magazine is reporting that Moore is 3 months pregnant with Ashton’s baby, and everyone appears to be happy and excited about this situation.
 

1 more story to report today.
 

David Hasselhoff’s wife has issued a restraining order against David.  The Baywatch um Hunk, has been ordered to stay at least 100 yards away from his ex-wife.  In the court papers, Bach, Hassellhoff’s wife has accused him of calling her names, hitting her, and attempting to run her over with his Hummer.  Wow, what an upstanding individual.
 

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Good afternoon my loyal readers, and now to the update. 

So last night the American Idol results show aired.  The bottoms three were Kevin Covais, Lisa Tucker, and that hick Bucky Covington.  And thank god Ladies and Gentlemen, Kevin is gone.  I really could not stand him.  I found him to be as useless as a degree in Philosophy.  Whatever, now the top ten can start preparing to cut Lisa next week.  Last week Idol was the number 1 and the number 2 rated show, each getting more than 30 million viewers.

The Hilton Slut, opps I mean sisters will be staring in their own cartoon.  The show will debut over the summer, in conjunction with the release of with Paris’s cd release, And the Simple Life 4.  I don’t know how they are going to work it, if Paris and Nicole hate each other.

The MTV Music Awards are moving.  After spending 2 years down in Miami, they are moving back home to New York City.  The award show will be live on August 31^st from Radio City Music Hall.  No presenters or performers or hosts have been announced yet.  The VMA’s are always one of my favorite nights on television.

Speaking of awards shows, next week is the annual Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.  The show will be hosted by Jack Black, and will feature performances by Pink, Lil Bow Wow, and Chris Brown.  Celebrities appearing on the show will be Justin Timberlake, Cameron Diaz, Eve, Jamie Lynn Spears, Emma Roberts, Bruce Willis, Whoopie Goldberg, David Spade and Robin Williams.

So it appears that Nick Lachey is pulling a Justin Timberlake.  For Nick’s new video, “What’s Left Of Me” Vanessa Minileo will be donning a blond wig, and Nick will be throwing things out of the window that remind him of Jessica Simpson.  Justin did similar things in the Cry Me A River video, when he was taking potshots at Britney Spears.  That will be an interesting video to see.

2 more stories to report.  It appears that Mischa Barton and Cisco have a new hobby.  Playing naked basketball at Cisco’s lush compound in Bel Air California, which is one of Adler’s favorite games.  I would not mind seeing a video of that.

And finally,

As I reported earlier, Puff Daddy’s celebrity cooking show is ready to roll.  They announced the contestants earlier today.  They are Tom Arnold, Ja Rule, Naomi Campbell, soap star Allison Sweeney, and Big Kenny from the Country group Big and Rich.  It should be an interesting show.  I wonder if my parents neighbor would be cooking up some turkey burgers practicing for the show.

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