Well Well Well, I am back.  I apologize about not updating for the past 3 days.  It is approaching the end of the first quarter of the year, and I have been super busy.  Well enough about me, now onto the celebrity news.

Fox has renewed my favorite new series of the year.  Prison Break will be around through the 2006 – 2007 season.  I guess they will not be breaking out any time soon.  If you have not watched the show yet, check it out.  It is a great show, where if you miss an episode you will still be able to follow it.  Also renewed by Fox were Bones and House.  Fox is producing more quality dramas.  And who could forget the mother of all Fox shows, American Idol.

OK, speaking of AI, did you see the show last night?  If not, the theme of the show was hits from this decade, and all of the performances, except for Catharine McPhee who did a Christina Aquleria song, and my buddy Chris Daugherty who did What If by Creed, sucked the big one.  Kelly Pickler the French Tickler was horrible, as was Mandiva.  But if my calculations are correct, the bottom three will be Lisa Tucker, Bucky, and Ace Young.  Any one of the three of them can and SHOULD be eliminated.  We will see my friends, we will see.

This is kind of a scary thought.  Get ready for this, but Jessica Simpson wants to adopt.  Um, hum.  I guess that might work.  Jessica has been making trips down to an orphanage in Mexico and has bonded with 2 of the kids there and wants to adopt them.  I can only imagine if she and her partner-in-crime / personal assistant Cacee Cobb would be good moms.  It would make a killer reality show though.

Lisa Kudrow was recently interviewed by World Entertainment News Network in London and said that yes, there were talks of a Friends reunion special, but there was one hold out.   They were all offered 2,500,000 a piece for each reunion special, but there was one hold out.  All that Kudrow said was that one of the male friends was holding out for more money.  I wonder who that one could have been?  Maybe Ross? 

Oceans Thirteen is a go.  George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon are all on board for the three-quel.  I think I just made that word up.  There will be a few people who will not star in the movie, because they were not happy with the script.  They are Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta-Jones.  I wonder if Angelina will show up now and take over Julia’s place.

The National Enquirer is reporting that Whitney Houston’s crack problem is getting out of control.  They have pictures of Whitney’s own crack-den, which is in all reality her bathroom in her Atlanta mansion.  The pictures were provided by Bobby’s sister, who sold the pics to the Enquirer for a reported 2,500,000.  Not a bad paycheck for having a famous brother. 

Ok, 2 more stories to report.  There appears to be trouble in paradise Russell and Bergen County’s favorite DUI’er Kimora Lee Simmons.  US Weekly is claiming that an announcement of the split is just days away.  Russell has found a new girlfriend in a 25 year old model, who he does yoga with on a daily basis.  I just wonder who will get that great mansion in Bergen County that we saw on Cribs.

Last story for the day.  FHM recently released their top 100 list of sexiest women in the world, here are the top ten.
 

FHM magazine has just named its 100 sexiest women in the world. Here is the list:
1)     Scarlett Johansson
2)     Angelina Jolie
3)     Jessica Alba
4)     Jessica Simpson
5)     Keira Knightley
6)     Halle Berry
7)     Jenny McCarthy
8)     Maria Sharapova
9)     Carmen Electra
10)    Teri Hatcher
 

I agree with Scarlett Johansson as the # 1 choice.  She is a great actress and looks flippin HOT.
 

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As I write this, I am about to drive off to the DMV and get my new car taken care of.  How sweet is that?  Enough about me, now onto the celebrity news.
 

Drew Lachey is a father.  The Dancing With The Stars winner and his wife Lea welcomed into the world a healthy baby girl on Thursday morning.  While watching Dancing With The Stars, that girl looked like she was ready to drop.  Now if Nick and Kristen would have a baby together, my life would be complete.
 

Correct me if I am wrong, but I thought Destiny’s Child broke up.  Well, after a farewell performance at The NBA All-Star Game, and on Jay Leno, and at The Grammy’s, they are reforming again.  This time to get a star on the Walk Oh Fame, and perform live together one last time for a surprise gig in LA.  OK Ladies, it is time.  Either break-up ladies or stay together, stop with the reunion shows.
 

Well as I reported a few weeks ago, Gwyneth Paltrow is pregnant, and Thursday she found out it will be a boy.  Well she has opted for a name for the new baby boy, Mortimer.  Why she decided on that name?  Well Gwyneth’s uncle is Stephen Spielberg, who she calls Uncle Morty.  I guess it will be some sort of homage to him.  Apple and Morty, man do those Brits choose unusual names.
 

After reporting 2 births, I do have a break-up to report.  It appears that Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johnanson have broken up.  It will be interesting to see if Lindsay Lohan sinks her claws into John.  I could totally see those two together. 
 

Kelly Osborne is going back in front of the cameras for another reality show.  This one will also air on MTV, and the cameras will follow her in acting classes, and her attempt to become a serious actress.  Osborne has said her dream role would be similar to the one Jodie Foster played as the teenage prostitute in Taxi Driver.  I would be interesting to see if she can make it, given her music career was so successful.
 

How this happened, I have no idea.  Kevin Covais appeared on Access Hollywood yesterday, and celebrities sent videos wishing him well.  The celebrities included Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ellen Degeneres, AND PLAYBOY MODELS and HUGH HEFNER.  How the heck is Kevin getting video messages from Playboy playmates?  Ponderous, completely ponderous.
 

Another baby on the way to report.  Demi Moore is officially carrying Ashton’s baby.  Star Magazine is reporting that Moore is 3 months pregnant with Ashton’s baby, and everyone appears to be happy and excited about this situation.
 

1 more story to report today.
 

David Hasselhoff’s wife has issued a restraining order against David.  The Baywatch um Hunk, has been ordered to stay at least 100 yards away from his ex-wife.  In the court papers, Bach, Hassellhoff’s wife has accused him of calling her names, hitting her, and attempting to run her over with his Hummer.  Wow, what an upstanding individual.
 

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Good afternoon my loyal readers, and now to the update. 

So last night the American Idol results show aired.  The bottoms three were Kevin Covais, Lisa Tucker, and that hick Bucky Covington.  And thank god Ladies and Gentlemen, Kevin is gone.  I really could not stand him.  I found him to be as useless as a degree in Philosophy.  Whatever, now the top ten can start preparing to cut Lisa next week.  Last week Idol was the number 1 and the number 2 rated show, each getting more than 30 million viewers.

The Hilton Slut, opps I mean sisters will be staring in their own cartoon.  The show will debut over the summer, in conjunction with the release of with Paris’s cd release, And the Simple Life 4.  I don’t know how they are going to work it, if Paris and Nicole hate each other.

The MTV Music Awards are moving.  After spending 2 years down in Miami, they are moving back home to New York City.  The award show will be live on August 31^st from Radio City Music Hall.  No presenters or performers or hosts have been announced yet.  The VMA’s are always one of my favorite nights on television.

Speaking of awards shows, next week is the annual Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.  The show will be hosted by Jack Black, and will feature performances by Pink, Lil Bow Wow, and Chris Brown.  Celebrities appearing on the show will be Justin Timberlake, Cameron Diaz, Eve, Jamie Lynn Spears, Emma Roberts, Bruce Willis, Whoopie Goldberg, David Spade and Robin Williams.

So it appears that Nick Lachey is pulling a Justin Timberlake.  For Nick’s new video, “What’s Left Of Me” Vanessa Minileo will be donning a blond wig, and Nick will be throwing things out of the window that remind him of Jessica Simpson.  Justin did similar things in the Cry Me A River video, when he was taking potshots at Britney Spears.  That will be an interesting video to see.

2 more stories to report.  It appears that Mischa Barton and Cisco have a new hobby.  Playing naked basketball at Cisco’s lush compound in Bel Air California, which is one of Adler’s favorite games.  I would not mind seeing a video of that.

And finally,

As I reported earlier, Puff Daddy’s celebrity cooking show is ready to roll.  They announced the contestants earlier today.  They are Tom Arnold, Ja Rule, Naomi Campbell, soap star Allison Sweeney, and Big Kenny from the Country group Big and Rich.  It should be an interesting show.  I wonder if my parents neighbor would be cooking up some turkey burgers practicing for the show.

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Sorry about no update Sunday or Yesterday, I was busier than a milf during fleet week.  Anyways, nothing new in my life, just itching to get up to the lake now that it is spring.  Now onto the thing that brought all of you here, the celebrity news.

So this is kind of creepy.  Donald Trump, at the ripe old age of 59, is a father again.  The multi-million and his super hot 35 year old wife of 2 years welcomed in a healthy baby boy into the world on Monday.  The baby joins Trumps other 4 children from different relationships.

One of the shows that keeps it fresh, will be keeping it fresh for another 2 seasons.  The Simpsons run has been extended through the 2007 – 2008 season.  This will make it the longest running show on primetime television.  Matt Groening, the creator of the show says “I want to get to the magic number of 366, where there can be an original show every day of the week for one year, including that stupid leap year.”  Good call Matt, good call.

So all the media outlets were wrong.  Brangelina did not get married over the weekend in Lake Cuomo.  Damn Paparazzi messed me up again.  Thanks guys, thanks for nothing.

Speaking of Angelina, she tops another survey.  This time, 1000 straight women were asked, what female celebrity would you most like to have a one night stand with?  Angelina was the most popular answer last year as well.  Go Angelina.

This one is a shocker.  Life and Style Magazine is reporting that Avril Lavigne is 3 months pregnant with fiancée Derrick baby.  Derrick is the lead singer and guitarist of power-pop-punk quartet Sum 41.  I swear that Avril would make the worst mom since Britney.
 

And finally, James Blunt is not reaping any of the benefits of having a hit song and the #2 album currently in America.  The British singer/songwriter has had royalties from his hit debut album ‘Back To Bedlam’ frozen following allegations from producer Lukas Burton, who insists he was never compensated for his help on the disc.  I would like to see how this one plays out

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Wow, another day, another update.  Read On my little minions.

OK, So the rumors are flying around that this is the weekend.  The weekend that Brad and Angelina officially become Brangelina at George Clooney’s house in Italy.  Celebrities including Julia Roberts and Edward Norton have already arrived at Lake Cuomo for the festivities.  We will see come Monday what has happened to the Jolie-Pitts.

As one marriage begins, it appears another one is winding down.  Brit-Brit and K-fed are said to be through.  They recently got into a huge fight, over K-feds spending habits.  From what I am hearing, Britney called K-fag a gold-digger and threw all of his clothes out of the window of their penthouse suite in Hawaii.  Good.  Britney deserves better than K-fed.  Like Me. 

Wow, a lot of marriage stories today.  Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro’s relationship has also hit the rocks.  They are currently going to marriage counseling out in LA.  They are saying how they rarely get to spend quality time together, because both of them have been so busy.  The two have been married for a little less than 3 years.

Meadow Soprano is now dating Mary-Kate Olsen’s ex, Scott Saritano.  Sigler who appeared on the Ryan Seacrest morning radio show out in LA, admitted to dating Saritano, who is a club owner in NYC, and is said to be worth more than 18 million dollars.  Wow, she can sure pick’em.

I have 2 more stories to report today.  There will be another Lollapalooza this summer.  This one will take place in Chicago August 4^th, 5^th, and 6^th.  Some of the acts who have signed on to perform are Kanye West, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Death Cab for Cutie, Sonic Youth, and The Flaming Lips.  Well, that should be a great show.

And finally, Tom Cruise is just the most powerful man in Hollywood.  South Park did an episode poking fun of Scientology a few months back.  Tom Cruise being the super scientologist that he is wrote a letter to Comedy Central asking them to never air the episode again, as he found it offensive to Scientology.  Tom Cruise said that he would not promote MI 3 at all if Comedy Central does re-air the episode.  Given Paramount is releasing the movie, and Comedy Central is owned by Viacom, which is owned by Paramount, the episode will never be shown again.  You will be able to find it on the Internet though.  Wow that was a mouthful.

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Sorry about no update yesterday, I was busy, but here is today’s.  Hooray.
 

So Tuesday night on American Idol, the top 12 performed hits by Stevie Wonder.  Kelly Pickler the French Tickler looked amazing and sounded amazing, when she performed Blame It On The Sun.  My little minx is going all the way.  Also Chris Daugherty performed Superstitious, which he might need a permit for, because he brought the house down.  Last night, we found out the bottom three of Ace Young, Lisa Tucker, and Melissa McGhee.  We said goodbye Melissa McGhee.  Now whose giant globes am I going to stare at Tuesday and Wednesday nights?  Now if we could just get rid of that Abercrombie and Fitch midget Kevin, I would be all set.
 

There appears to be a new hot celebrity couple.  Crooner James Blunt has been spotted all over New York City with model Petra Nemcova.  You might remember Petra as the women who survived the tsunami more than a year ago.  I would be interested to see how long this relationship lasts.
 

So, they are planning on a big-screen remake of 1980’s primetime soap opera Dallas.  So far the people who have expressed interest in the movie are Jennifer Lopez, John Travolta, Shirley McLaine, and Luke Wilson.  Should be an interesting movie if it ever does come to fruition.  J-Lo would be cast in the role as Sue Ellen Ewing. 
 

90210 star, and one of earlier crushes, Jennie Garth, is pregnant with her third child.  Garth already has 2 children with her husband and is currently starring in the WB Shitcom “What I Like About You” Garth is already 4 months pregnant.
 

This is a load lifted off my chest; Will Ferrell is alive and well.  A prank press release - featuring glaring grammatical and spelling errors - announcing the star’s demise in a San Diego, California accident was posted on website iNewswire.com Tuesday.  Phew.  I guess this means Elf 2 is still in the works.
 

Speaking of Will Ferrell, fellow frat-packer Jack Black has run off and elpoed.  Black married his girlfriend, who is pregnant, were friends back in high school, and met again at a Christmas Party.  This is the first marriage for both of them.  Looking at pictures of her, Jack did well.  It is definetly a feather in the cap for all us short pudgey rich people.
 

2 more stories to report.  According to E Online, a character from Grey’s Anatomy will be coming out of the closet, and their bi-sexual lover will appear on the show.  I just hope it is not Dr. Dreamy. 
 

And finally, Roasrio Dawson got her mom an unusual gift for last Mother’s Day.  Dawson, whose mom is a super in a building in the village in NYC, took her mom to get her boobs pierced.  Smooth Rosario.  Nothing says I love you mom, like a ring through your nipple.
 

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And away we go…

As the title says, Isaac Hayes gives South Park the shaft.  After voicing Chef on the show since it’s inception in 1997, Isaac Hayes has left the show.  He said he was furious with creators Matt Parker and Trey Stone over an episode they did that involved the topic of Scientology, which Hayes is, a follower of.  It amazes me that South Park has taken potshots at all religions but once they take a potshot at Scientology, Hayes gets all pissy and leaves the show.  Whatever.

So, it appears that Britney has put K-fed on a strict budget of 1,000 per week.  He also has to ask for Britney’s permission to buy a new car, or anything over 25,000.  God forbid Kevin has to get off his butt, and start making his own money, as opposed to mooching off of my home girl Britney.

Speaking of K-fed, he revealed in the May issue of Blender Magazine that he is a former user.  Before he started dancing he was hooked on both crank and heroin.  He said that dancing saved his life.  Is anyone surprised by this?  K-fed is shadier than a palm-tree in Hawaii. 

Some sad news to report.  Host of 1980’s game show Press Your Luck, which featured the dreaded Whammy, Peter Tomarken has died.  The 63 year old host was flying from Santa Monica to San Diego when his plane crashed just south of the popular Santa Monica pier.  Peter’s 43 year old wife also passed away in the crash. 

My parents neighbor P Diddy is getting another show of his own.  This show is called The Celebrity Cooking Showdown, and it will pair 2 person teams consisting of a professional chef and a celebrity.  2 chef’s have already signed on, Wolfgang Puck and Cat Cora from The Iron Chef.  The show will last 5 nights and air on NBC, premiering in May. 

The hottest pregnant mom ever, Gwen Stefani is launching her own magazine.  The magazine will be a life and style magazine, and it will be with Jane Pratt, founder of the magazine Jane.  It is expected for a July release.

Well that’s all the gossip I have for today.

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Sorry about the 4 day delay. I have been super busy and still recovering from my illness on Tuesday but I will do everything in my power to have this site getting back to be updated on a daily basis. And away we go.

First and foremost, tonight is the return of The Sopranos. I can not wait for it. 22 months is just too long between seasons, and I actually had to go back this week and watch season 5, and relive the Tony / Carm drama, and Adrianna getting whacked.

Ok, So, the State Of California officially closed Neverland Ranch. They repossessed it because of good ole MJ did not provide compensation insurance to the more than 60 workers of the ranch. The use-to-be cool pop singer, who has been living overseas since his acquittal of child molestation charges, was fined 69 thousand dollars by the Division of Labor Standards.

The new Harry Potter DVD sold more than 5,000,000 copies the first day. This is the second biggest opening day of DVD sales ever, the first was Finding Nemo. Nemo moved almost 8,000,000 copies the first day available. That is insane kiddies.

American Idol had a huge night on Thursday night, as we are now down to the top twelve, as we are now back to the show’s regular format. They now will perform on Tuesdays with live results on Wednesdays. This past Thursday we said goodbye to Alya Brown, Gedeon McKinney, Kinnick Skye, the Peter Brady imposter Will Makar. Now if we can rid of that giant Mary from Long Island Kevin, the show will be perfect. Thank god my favorite guy (Chris Daugherty) and girl (Kelly Pickler The French Tickler) are still in the competition.

Popstar JoJo fells Cosmogirl that she is very happy in her new relationship. Jojo is dating soccer stud Freddy Adu. Jojo said that their interracial relationship is not an issue. “I think his skin is beautiful. I think some of my family members would prefer I date a white guy but it is just too late.

Star magazine reports that Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline are telling friends that they’re expecting a second child — less than six months after their first, Sean Preston, was born. “I’m pregnant!” the 24 year-old pop star revealed to another woman in the spa at Maui’s Four Seasons Hotel where Britney, Kevin and their baby son Sean Preston are staying

Last story, after a very dismal two seasons, Joey is officially cancelled by NBC. Thank God that show is finally put out of its misery. Now I am hearing rumblings that Jack from Will and Grace will get his own show next year after W and G goes off the air. I pray that the show is better than that piece of crap that NBC has been trying to shove down my throat.