Good afternoon my loyal readers, and now to the update.
So last night the American Idol results show aired. The bottoms three were Kevin Covais, Lisa Tucker, and that hick Bucky Covington. And thank god Ladies and Gentlemen, Kevin is gone. I really could not stand him. I found him to be as useless as a degree in Philosophy. Whatever, now the top ten can start preparing to cut Lisa next week. Last week Idol was the number 1 and the number 2 rated show, each getting more than 30 million viewers.
The Hilton Slut, opps I mean sisters will be staring in their own cartoon. The show will debut over the summer, in conjunction with the release of with Paris’s cd release, And the Simple Life 4. I don’t know how they are going to work it, if Paris and Nicole hate each other.
The MTV Music Awards are moving. After spending 2 years down in Miami, they are moving back home to New York City. The award show will be live on August 31st from Radio City Music Hall. No presenters or performers or hosts have been announced yet. The VMA’s are always one of my favorite nights on television.
Speaking of awards shows, next week is the annual Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards. The show will be hosted by Jack Black, and will feature performances by Pink, Lil Bow Wow, and Chris Brown. Celebrities appearing on the show will be Justin Timberlake, Cameron Diaz, Eve, Jamie Lynn Spears, Emma Roberts, Bruce Willis, Whoopie Goldberg, David Spade and Robin Williams.
So it appears that Nick Lachey is pulling a Justin Timberlake. For Nick’s new video, “What’s Left Of Me” Vanessa Minileo will be donning a blond wig, and Nick will be throwing things out of the window that remind him of Jessica Simpson. Justin did similar things in the Cry Me A River video, when he was taking potshots at Britney Spears. That will be an interesting video to see.
2 more stories to report. It appears that Mischa Barton and Cisco have a new hobby. Playing naked basketball at Cisco’s lush compound in Bel Air California, which is one of Adler’s favorite games. I would not mind seeing a video of that.
And finally,
As I reported earlier, Puff Daddy’s celebrity cooking show is ready to roll. They announced the contestants earlier today. They are Tom Arnold, Ja Rule, Naomi Campbell, soap star Allison Sweeney, and Big Kenny from the Country group Big and Rich. It should be an interesting show. I wonder if my parents neighbor would be cooking up some turkey burgers practicing for the show.
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