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Sorry about no update Sunday or Yesterday, I was busier than a milf during fleet week.  Anyways, nothing new in my life, just itching to get up to the lake now that it is spring.  Now onto the thing that brought all of you here, the celebrity news.

So this is kind of creepy.  Donald Trump, at the ripe old age of 59, is a father again.  The multi-million and his super hot 35 year old wife of 2 years welcomed in a healthy baby boy into the world on Monday.  The baby joins Trumps other 4 children from different relationships.

One of the shows that keeps it fresh, will be keeping it fresh for another 2 seasons.  The Simpsons run has been extended through the 2007 – 2008 season.  This will make it the longest running show on primetime television.  Matt Groening, the creator of the show says “I want to get to the magic number of 366, where there can be an original show every day of the week for one year, including that stupid leap year.”  Good call Matt, good call.

So all the media outlets were wrong.  Brangelina did not get married over the weekend in Lake Cuomo.  Damn Paparazzi messed me up again.  Thanks guys, thanks for nothing.

Speaking of Angelina, she tops another survey.  This time, 1000 straight women were asked, what female celebrity would you most like to have a one night stand with?  Angelina was the most popular answer last year as well.  Go Angelina.

This one is a shocker.  Life and Style Magazine is reporting that Avril Lavigne is 3 months pregnant with fiancée Derrick baby.  Derrick is the lead singer and guitarist of power-pop-punk quartet Sum 41.  I swear that Avril would make the worst mom since Britney.
 

And finally, James Blunt is not reaping any of the benefits of having a hit song and the #2 album currently in America.  The British singer/songwriter has had royalties from his hit debut album ‘Back To Bedlam’ frozen following allegations from producer Lukas Burton, who insists he was never compensated for his help on the disc.  I would like to see how this one plays out

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Wow, another day, another update.  Read On my little minions.

OK, So the rumors are flying around that this is the weekend.  The weekend that Brad and Angelina officially become Brangelina at George Clooney’s house in Italy.  Celebrities including Julia Roberts and Edward Norton have already arrived at Lake Cuomo for the festivities.  We will see come Monday what has happened to the Jolie-Pitts.

As one marriage begins, it appears another one is winding down.  Brit-Brit and K-fed are said to be through.  They recently got into a huge fight, over K-feds spending habits.  From what I am hearing, Britney called K-fag a gold-digger and threw all of his clothes out of the window of their penthouse suite in Hawaii.  Good.  Britney deserves better than K-fed.  Like Me. 

Wow, a lot of marriage stories today.  Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro’s relationship has also hit the rocks.  They are currently going to marriage counseling out in LA.  They are saying how they rarely get to spend quality time together, because both of them have been so busy.  The two have been married for a little less than 3 years.

Meadow Soprano is now dating Mary-Kate Olsen’s ex, Scott Saritano.  Sigler who appeared on the Ryan Seacrest morning radio show out in LA, admitted to dating Saritano, who is a club owner in NYC, and is said to be worth more than 18 million dollars.  Wow, she can sure pick’em.

I have 2 more stories to report today.  There will be another Lollapalooza this summer.  This one will take place in Chicago August 4^th, 5^th, and 6^th.  Some of the acts who have signed on to perform are Kanye West, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Death Cab for Cutie, Sonic Youth, and The Flaming Lips.  Well, that should be a great show.

And finally, Tom Cruise is just the most powerful man in Hollywood.  South Park did an episode poking fun of Scientology a few months back.  Tom Cruise being the super scientologist that he is wrote a letter to Comedy Central asking them to never air the episode again, as he found it offensive to Scientology.  Tom Cruise said that he would not promote MI 3 at all if Comedy Central does re-air the episode.  Given Paramount is releasing the movie, and Comedy Central is owned by Viacom, which is owned by Paramount, the episode will never be shown again.  You will be able to find it on the Internet though.  Wow that was a mouthful.

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Sorry about no update yesterday, I was busy, but here is today’s.  Hooray.
 

So Tuesday night on American Idol, the top 12 performed hits by Stevie Wonder.  Kelly Pickler the French Tickler looked amazing and sounded amazing, when she performed Blame It On The Sun.  My little minx is going all the way.  Also Chris Daugherty performed Superstitious, which he might need a permit for, because he brought the house down.  Last night, we found out the bottom three of Ace Young, Lisa Tucker, and Melissa McGhee.  We said goodbye Melissa McGhee.  Now whose giant globes am I going to stare at Tuesday and Wednesday nights?  Now if we could just get rid of that Abercrombie and Fitch midget Kevin, I would be all set.
 

There appears to be a new hot celebrity couple.  Crooner James Blunt has been spotted all over New York City with model Petra Nemcova.  You might remember Petra as the women who survived the tsunami more than a year ago.  I would be interested to see how long this relationship lasts.
 

So, they are planning on a big-screen remake of 1980’s primetime soap opera Dallas.  So far the people who have expressed interest in the movie are Jennifer Lopez, John Travolta, Shirley McLaine, and Luke Wilson.  Should be an interesting movie if it ever does come to fruition.  J-Lo would be cast in the role as Sue Ellen Ewing. 
 

90210 star, and one of earlier crushes, Jennie Garth, is pregnant with her third child.  Garth already has 2 children with her husband and is currently starring in the WB Shitcom “What I Like About You” Garth is already 4 months pregnant.
 

This is a load lifted off my chest; Will Ferrell is alive and well.  A prank press release – featuring glaring grammatical and spelling errors – announcing the star’s demise in a San Diego, California accident was posted on website iNewswire.com Tuesday.  Phew.  I guess this means Elf 2 is still in the works.
 

Speaking of Will Ferrell, fellow frat-packer Jack Black has run off and elpoed.  Black married his girlfriend, who is pregnant, were friends back in high school, and met again at a Christmas Party.  This is the first marriage for both of them.  Looking at pictures of her, Jack did well.  It is definetly a feather in the cap for all us short pudgey rich people.
 

2 more stories to report.  According to E Online, a character from Grey’s Anatomy will be coming out of the closet, and their bi-sexual lover will appear on the show.  I just hope it is not Dr. Dreamy. 
 

And finally, Roasrio Dawson got her mom an unusual gift for last Mother’s Day.  Dawson, whose mom is a super in a building in the village in NYC, took her mom to get her boobs pierced.  Smooth Rosario.  Nothing says I love you mom, like a ring through your nipple.
 

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