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As I right this, I am sitting on a bench in front of my apartment, enjoying this beautiful weather. And away we go.

Gay Icon Elizabeth Taylor is facing death after her heart began to fail. The actress is confined to her bedroom and her funeral is already being planned. Is anybody lucky enough to have her in the death pool? Because I think if anyone does, they are about to cash in big time.

Daniel Baldwin was arrested this past week for drug possession. As the story goes, the 45-year-old star – a member of the famous Baldwin family – was arrested on April 22, after police received a complaint about loud noise coming from a room at a motel in Santa Monica, California. When the cops busted in, they saw cocaine in the hotel room, and Baldwin is scheduled to appear in court on May 22.

The almighty Ryan Seacrest was interviewed by People Magazine this week. In the interview, Seacrest said that after he takes a shower, he turns off the water, rubs himself in baby oil, turns on the cold water for 30 seconds and then towel-dries. Am I the only one who uses baby oil for different reasons? Oh I kid.

Katie Holmes is no longer. The proud mom will now be forever known as Kate. According to Tom and Katie have decided that Katie will now be known as “Kate!” Tom says that Katie is a young girls name and her name is Kate now that she’s a child-bearing woman. Way to control woman Cruise-master.

This is one of the reasons why I love Fox television. They are having a new reality show on their programming schedule for the summer. The premise is quite simple. It will take 5 adult porn stars, and have them perform Shakespeare and other serious monologues on a stage, in front of a live audience in California, and the viewers will vote off someone each week. Can you imagine Jenna Jameson portraying Juliette and Ron Jeremy as Romeo? Oh thank god for Fox television.

One more story to report. Kelly Clarkson is on the way to the television. Kelly is the latest celebrity to give a testimonial on the infomercial for Proactive. Proactive is an acne cream that currently has a infomercial that features Jessica Simpson, Alicia Keys, Puffy, and Vanessa Williams. Good Job Kelly. Your career is blowing up like Britney’s pregnant belly.
 

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Ok, and away we go.

Some sad news to report first off. On Wednesday Night, Kelly Pickler the French Tickler was voted off of American Idol. Who am I going to crush on now. Oh I know, I can focus all my attention back on the Original American Idol Kelly Clarkson. The Picks is just a flash in the pan, 1 month away from doing a spread in Playboy But Kelly Clarkson is here to stay people.

Speaking of Idol, Everyone’s favorite fat winner, Ruben Studdard has picked his choice for this years competition. His choice? Well that would be Taylor Hicks. Good pick Ruben. Anyone named after a tasty sandwich has got to know what he is talking about.

Next story, People Magazine just released it’s annual list of The Most Beautiful People. This year Angelina Jolie topped the list, and also got a prime spot on the cover. This is her fourth time on the list, but her first time on the cover. Way to go Angelina.

Man are some celebrities super-stupid., get this. Michelle Rodriguez from “Lost,” pleaded guilty to driving under the influence in Hawaii. She was offered either 240 day community service or a $500 fine and 5 days in jail!!! She picked the fine and jail time…HELLO Michelle, is anybody home?

Howie Day was in an East Boston courtroom yesterday. He was given a year’s probation and was also ordered to undergo alcohol counseling. This is all a result of Day’s drunk and unruly behavior on a flight in Boston back in December. Now there is an upstanding citizen.

Snoop Dogg was arrested with 5 others after causing a fight at London’s Heathrow Airport. The disturbance reportedly involved 30 people. The incident was sparked when Snoop and his people were turned away at the business lounge. At one point, whiskey bottles were being hurled at police officers. Several police officers were injured during the scuffle. Snoop was on his way to South Africa to perform in Johannessburg – he never made it on that flight.

Ok, last story. It appears that Rosie O’Donnell is returning to the old television. Extra Television is reporting that Rosie signed a 7 million dollar a year contract to replace Meredeth Vierra on The View. I wish her the best of luck. I really enjoyed her show a couple of years ago.

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