As I right this, I am sitting on a bench in front of my apartment, enjoying this beautiful weather. And away we go.

Gay Icon Elizabeth Taylor is facing death after her heart began to fail. The actress is confined to her bedroom and her funeral is already being planned. Is anybody lucky enough to have her in the death pool? Because I think if anyone does, they are about to cash in big time.

Daniel Baldwin was arrested this past week for drug possession. As the story goes, the 45-year-old star - a member of the famous Baldwin family - was arrested on April 22, after police received a complaint about loud noise coming from a room at a motel in Santa Monica, California. When the cops busted in, they saw cocaine in the hotel room, and Baldwin is scheduled to appear in court on May 22.

The almighty Ryan Seacrest was interviewed by People Magazine this week. In the interview, Seacrest said that after he takes a shower, he turns off the water, rubs himself in baby oil, turns on the cold water for 30 seconds and then towel-dries. Am I the only one who uses baby oil for different reasons? Oh I kid.

Katie Holmes is no longer. The proud mom will now be forever known as Kate. According to Tom and Katie have decided that Katie will now be known as “Kate!” Tom says that Katie is a young girls name and her name is Kate now that she’s a child-bearing woman. Way to control woman Cruise-master.

This is one of the reasons why I love Fox television. They are having a new reality show on their programming schedule for the summer. The premise is quite simple. It will take 5 adult porn stars, and have them perform Shakespeare and other serious monologues on a stage, in front of a live audience in California, and the viewers will vote off someone each week. Can you imagine Jenna Jameson portraying Juliette and Ron Jeremy as Romeo? Oh thank god for Fox television.

One more story to report. Kelly Clarkson is on the way to the television. Kelly is the latest celebrity to give a testimonial on the infomercial for Proactive. Proactive is an acne cream that currently has a infomercial that features Jessica Simpson, Alicia Keys, Puffy, and Vanessa Williams. Good Job Kelly. Your career is blowing up like Britney’s pregnant belly.
 

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Mango Out

Ok, and away we go.

Some sad news to report first off. On Wednesday Night, Kelly Pickler the French Tickler was voted off of American Idol. Who am I going to crush on now. Oh I know, I can focus all my attention back on the Original American Idol Kelly Clarkson. The Picks is just a flash in the pan, 1 month away from doing a spread in Playboy But Kelly Clarkson is here to stay people.

Speaking of Idol, Everyone’s favorite fat winner, Ruben Studdard has picked his choice for this years competition. His choice? Well that would be Taylor Hicks. Good pick Ruben. Anyone named after a tasty sandwich has got to know what he is talking about.

Next story, People Magazine just released it’s annual list of The Most Beautiful People. This year Angelina Jolie topped the list, and also got a prime spot on the cover. This is her fourth time on the list, but her first time on the cover. Way to go Angelina.

Man are some celebrities super-stupid., get this. Michelle Rodriguez from “Lost,” pleaded guilty to driving under the influence in Hawaii. She was offered either 240 day community service or a $500 fine and 5 days in jail!!! She picked the fine and jail time…HELLO Michelle, is anybody home?

Howie Day was in an East Boston courtroom yesterday. He was given a year’s probation and was also ordered to undergo alcohol counseling. This is all a result of Day’s drunk and unruly behavior on a flight in Boston back in December. Now there is an upstanding citizen.

Snoop Dogg was arrested with 5 others after causing a fight at London’s Heathrow Airport. The disturbance reportedly involved 30 people. The incident was sparked when Snoop and his people were turned away at the business lounge. At one point, whiskey bottles were being hurled at police officers. Several police officers were injured during the scuffle. Snoop was on his way to South Africa to perform in Johannessburg – he never made it on that flight.

Ok, last story. It appears that Rosie O’Donnell is returning to the old television. Extra Television is reporting that Rosie signed a 7 million dollar a year contract to replace Meredeth Vierra on The View. I wish her the best of luck. I really enjoyed her show a couple of years ago.

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Good morning one and all, and away we go.
 

Thank the Lord, there is a God.  It is only April 12 but I already have a favorite story for the entire 2006 calendar year.  Child Welfare Services and a local Malibu Sheriff paid a little visit to the home of Britney and K-fed recently.  The reason?  Oh that would be that Sean Preston fell out of his high chair, and hit his head.  Luckily the baby was not hurt.  Ok now we can all laugh and point at Britney.  What sort of trailer-trash is this girl?  As the story goes right now, Six-month-old Sean Preston fell April 1 as his nanny was lifting him from the high chair and something in the chair snapped.  I wonder when the real story is going to come out.  Like Britney was running to find her wallet to pay for her shipment of cheetos, and dropped Sean Preston on his head.  Why does it have to be the nanny, and not K-fed.  Thank You Britney and Kevin, 

Some sad news to report.  I am not big on the whole hip-hop scene, but D 12 rapper and Eminem’s BFF; Proof was shot and killed Monday in a nightclub in Detroit, right off of 8 Mile.  Proof, real name Deshaun Holton, was dead on arrival at St. John Conner Creek, an outpatient treatment facility that used to be a hospital.  “It’s kind of a messy affair, and we’re trying to sort it all out,” said police Chief Ella Bully-Cummings.

Last night was another fantastic night of American Idol, as all of the contestants performed Queen Songs.  I will make my prediction right now, tonight we will say goodbye to Paris Bennet.  She has just been off her mark as of late.  I also think it is time for Ace to leave the show.  Long live my 2 picks from the beginning, Kelly Pickler and Chris Daugherty.
 

2 more stories to report.  US Weekly are reporting that Gwen Stefani and Gavin are expecting a baby girl.  I am truly excited for these two.  They are both good people, and good musicians.  I wish the two of them the best of luck with their new bambino.

And finally, Star Magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson is fed up with “Laguna Beach Actress Kristin Cavallari, who is convinced that she dated her ex-hubby Nick for publicity reasons.  The final straw was a side-by-side photo comparison comparing Jessica to Kristin in Star.  According to reports, she was furious and she thought it was insulting and embarrassing to be lumped together with a nobody like Kristin, who is bust a 19 year old reality star.  In no time, Jessica got Kristin’s cell phone number and began prank-calling her.  Yes.  You totally kick royal butt Jessica.  Stand by your ex

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Mango Out

And an Orange popped out.
 

Hope everyone had a nice weekend, I do apologize about the lack of updates, but away we go.
 

So it appears that Apple now has a new sibling to play with.  Over the weekend, Gwyneth Paltrow went through a C-section and out came a new baby Martin.  The baby is healthy and is in the loving arms of both Chris and Gwyneth.  Would it be too tacky to name their new bouncing baby boy Martin Martin?  Or Martian Martin?   Or my personal favorite Grey Goose Martin.  Oh man the possibilities are endless.  Too bad they opted for the super boring Moses Martin.  I am annoyed they took the traditional route.  They stink.
 

Ok, next story.  A new Britney Spears song has been leaked to the Internet.  The 50 second snippet of her new song is on her official web site, to paying members only.  (Um I might be a paying member)  From what I heard of it, it is the Britney of old, pop music so sugary it will give you a cavity.  I so can not wait for Britney’s new CD to be released in the fall.  It is totally going to rock.  I just hope it is released on my birthday.

Over the weekend, Ice Ace 2 became the first movie of 2006 to break the 100 Million Dollar mark.  The weekend box office ended up as follows (Basic Instinct 2 was nowhere to be found)
  1. Ice Age: The Meltdown, $34.5 million
2. The Benchwarmers, $20.5 million
3. Take the Lead, $12.7 million
4. Inside Man, $9.2 million
5. Lucky Number Slevin, $7.1 million
6. Failure to Launch, $4.1 million
7. ATL, $3.7 million
8. V for Vendetta, $3.3 million
9. Phat Girlz, $3.1 million
10. Thank You for Smoking, $2.4 million