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So, tonight is a huge night for me. It is the performance show of American Idol showdown between Taylor and Catherine. Go Taylor. Die Catherine. They will each be performing 3 songs tonight. Look out for guest appearances by Nick Lachey and Carrie Underwood tonight.

So get this. Brawl at a New York night club following a fashion show over the weekend between two unlikely opponents – Tommy Hilfiger and Axl Rose! Tommy Hilfiger, at an after-party with his girlfriend, reportedly sat down his jacket on a cushioned seat. Axl Rose came along and decided he wanted the seat and moved Hilfiger’s coat. Tommy Hilfiger then threw several punches at Rose’s face, knocking him out cold before being subdued by lounge employees. Axl Rose recounts the altercation as one of the most surreal things that has ever happened to him. Oh man has Axl fallen from the graces. He use to be the biggest thing in rock.

So everybody’s favorite drunk is at it again. No I am not talking about NJ native Tara Reid. “Lost” actress Michelle Rodriguez has been sentenced to 60 more days in jail after violating her probation. The actress recently served 5 days in jail for a D.U.I. infraction.

Despite all of the controversy and bad reviews, “The Davinci Code” took in $77 million domestic gross and made $224 million worldwide over the weekend. Critics have panned the film, which premiered last week at The Cannes Film Festival in France, calling it “boring” and “ridiculous”. By the way, the numbers for opening weekend beat out all of the “Harry Potter” films and all of the “Lord of the Rings” movies as well. I have not seen it yet, but I did read the book.

Madonna can still push the envelope. Madonna just kicked off her “Confessions” tour and she has already upset the Catholic Church. At one point in the show Madonna comes out mounted on a 20ft high mirrored crucifix with a crown of thorns on her head.

So celebrities just have too much money. Nicholas Cage just spent 4 million dollars on his own island in the Bahamas. It is a 40 acre island and has a helicopter landing pad on it. I got to admit that is pretty cool.

So Seacrest pulled a bonehead move. American Idol host Ryan Seacrest fell through a glass table during a production meeting in Los Angeles and cut his hand. The KIIS FM radio personality said on his morning show Tuesday he felt like the biggest idiot after the accident at the Kodak Theater, the site of Tuesday night’s American Idol finale, Entertainment Tonight reported. “I decide I’m 155 pounds, I can sit on that thing,” he said, referring to the glass table. “So I sit on the glass and I’m sitting there for 2 1/2 minutes and I put my hand back to the middle of the table and all of a sudden this huge pop and I fall between the framing, into the middle, my legs up in the air in a pool of glass.” Paramedics treated him at the scene and no stitches were necessary. “I am fine,” he said. “The worst part wasn’t the accident … the problem was it set me 45 minutes off my schedule. Oh that Seacrest.

2 more stories to report. So Dawson’s Creek and Brokeback Mountain Alum, Michelle Williams father was arrested in Australia this past week. Mr. Wiliams was arrested for not paying 1.5 million dollars in back taxes. Maybe Michelle can lend him the bail money.

The New York Daily News hears from a source that Paris Hilton played pals in Cannes a voice message from an angry Lindsay Lohan — and called Lohan the C-word. Paris’ rep responded, “I’ve never heard her use that word.” Lindsay admits she’s “mad” at Paris and her pal Brandon Davis, who launched an expletive filled attack on the actress last week.

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So last night on American Idol, Elliott Yamin was voted off. This leaves Catherine McPhee and Taylor Hicks left for the final 2. There were less than 1 percent of votes between the 3 of them. I can not wait for the performance show next Tuesday and the results show next Wednesday. Daniel Powter will perform his hit song, that also closes out each show, “Bad Day” during the finale next week. Carrie Underwood will be there on Wednesday to pass the torch to the next champion.

Some sad news to report. “The Daily Mirror” and the BBC were reporting that Paul McCartney and his wife Heather Mills were calling it quits. There is now speculation surrounding the divorce and the large chunk of his $1.5 billion fortune that Mills stands to acquire due to the fact that there was no prenuptial agreement. The couple has a daughter, Beatrice, together. I guess now we will see if Heather Mills is capable of standing on her own two feet. (People she has one leg)

Nick is better and more popular than Jessica. Nick Lachey’s solo CD, “What’s Left of Me”, debuted at number two on the Billboard Charts and sold more copies in its first week than any of Jessica Simpson’s albums have. Lachey was beat out of the top spot by the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ latest album “Stadium Arcadium”. Their CD took the top spot, the first number one ever for the band. Good job Anthony and Flea. I have their new album on my Ipod and it totally rocks.

This should come as no surprise to anybody really. The National Enquirer is saying that Kevin Federline was asked who was a better love…Britney or his ex fiancé Shar? Can you believe that Kevin hesitated with his answer!!! Um Hi Kevin. Britney is your wife. She is always going to be the answer. What a moron.

OK, 2 more stories to report. OK Denise Richards has officially lost her marbles. US Weekly is reporting that Denise will leave her 2 children, both under the age of 2, with her parents to join Richie and Bon Jovi on tour in Europe. Wow Denise, way to be a good mother.

And Finally. Charlie Sheen is becoming kind of desperate. Sheen has joined the web site www.MillionaireMatch.com in an attempt to find his ideal woman. Millionaire Match has the pre-requisite of that all of the male members must make at least 1,000,000 a year. I think that Gold Diggers would be driven to this site. Any Takers? Maybe AKD?

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And away I go. First, I would like to announce 10 days till Memorial Day Weekend, Holla Bitches.

Oops Britney did it again. Today on the cover of the Daily News, was a picture of Britney Spears driving down The Pacific Coast Highway in her convertible with Sean Preston riding in the back seat. Where is the problem you ask? Well Sean Preston was sitting in his car seat, but he was facing the wrong way. According to California State Law, a child must be in a car seat facing the back seat until the age of 2. Way to live up to my expectations Britney.

The word is out that someone will die on this week’s season finale of “The OC” on Fox. Speculation is that it could be Mischa Barton’s character, only because the actress has publicly expressed desire to move on with her career and leave the show. Others are saying that it could be Peter Gallagher’s character that goes. Producers on the show reportedly shot several different endings so no one really knows what is going to happen. That’s Thursday night at 9 p.m. on Fox immediately following the hour-long series finale of “That 70s Show”, appropriately set on New Year’s Eve 1979.

“Desperate Housewife” Eva Longoria tops Maxim’s Hot 100 for the second year in a row after ranking 91^st in 2004.. Jessica Alba came in second on the list. Others in the top spots include Lindsay Lohan, Angelina Jolie, Stacy Keibler, Scarlett Johansson, Cameron Diaz, Kate Bosworth and Keira Knightley.

Survivor One winner Richard Hatch better not drop the soap for the next 18 months. Tuesday Big Gay Richard Hatch was sentenced to 18 months in jail for 18 months for not paying taxes on his million dollar winnings. Oh when will these celebrities learn?

Well Duh. Did you know that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban were engaged? People magazine reports that the actress is engaged to country singer Keith Urban. Nicole has been sporting a diamond engagement ring since November, but until now neither star would comment on what the ring signified.

2 more stories to report. Some AI news is always exciting. There is video of final there’re Katherine McPhee fondling her breasts, saying I paid for these. You want proof, well here is the link.

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1646710

And Finally, Ashley Parker Angel tells The New York Daily News when MTV pitched the singer on ‘There And Back’, a second show reality show about his now less-than-high life, the former ‘Making the Band’ turned O-Town star had to give it some thought. “I was hesitant,” Angel admitted. “It could have been even more embarrassing” than the first show

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And away I go.So, Chris Daugherty’s career is about to take off. On Extra Tv Thursday night, the rock band Fuel was on the show, personally asking Chris to be the official lead singer of the band. The band’s previous lead singer left in February, and they were impressed with Chris’s version of their song Hemorrhage. He could be the 2^nd most successful Idol contestant, after Kelly Clarkson.

And finally, if you go hunting for celebrity autographs, there are some people that are more than gracious, and certain celebrities who would never sign anything. Here is the top 5 list for the most gracious and the worst Celebes for giving autographs.Best Celebrity

My Crush Is Gone.

Long live Chris.  Who now gets my calls?

And away we go. Another Wednesday, another great update.

So last night on The Late Show with David Letterman, someone dropped by and made a special guest appearance. Miss Britney Spears walked out, to help Dave out with the Top Ten list. Britney also had a little announcement to make. SHE IS PREGNANT BITCHES. I am actually enjoying trampy trailer-trash Britney more than musical superstar Britney. I find this one more amusing. She is 6 weeks along. Interestingly enough, K-Fed did not appear by her side during her appearance.

Here is a link to Britney on Letterman last night.  It is kind of funny watching her stammer through The Top Ten list.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD2DQ433XVc&feature=Views&page=2&t=t&f=b

Wow Nick Lachey is really making his rounds since separating from Jessica. This week, Extra is reporting that Nick Lachey is now dating Petra Nemcova. If you do not know who Petra is, she is the model who survived the Tsunami and is now going to any opening, including my paycheck envelope. Oh I kid. They met up at The Kentucky Derby this past weekend, and Extra is reporting that they were holding hands and inseparable by the end of the night.

One of my biggest role models growing up, Zack Morris had a baby this past weekend. Mark Paul Gosselear and his wife welcomed a child into the world this past weekend. I wonder if Slater or Screech will be the baby’s Godfather?

Speaking of new parents. Adam Sandler and his wife have welcomed in their first child together. I guess he now really is a Big Daddy. Come on now, you could see that one coming.

According to the New Zealand Sun, Rolling Stone Keith Richards was rushed to the hospital for a second time following his fall from a coconut tree in Fiji. Doctors had to drill into the legendary guitarist’s skull and the Sun reports that there is a real danger that Richards will never be able to perform again due to possible brain damage and/or paralysis. Man Richards might be the new person to watch, even more than Kimberly Stewart or Britney Spears. The Rolling stones reps are not commenting on the situation at all.

This is kind of scary. Star Magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston just purchased a new house over the weekend. The previous owner of the house? Oh well that would by 1980’s fan favorite Mr. T. Either Jennifer Aniston is hard up for cash, and could only afford what one would think is at most a 3 bedroom house that was previously owned by Mr. T, or Mr. T invested his money very well, and made out like a bandit.

As I reported earlier, Star Jones is exiting The View. Well according to Page 6, Barbara Walters has chosen a replacement for Jones. It will be BFF of Oprah, Gayle King. I like that fit. Anytime Gayle is on Queen Oprah’s show, she always is articulate and comes off beautiful.

And finally, Life & Style Weekly reports Britney Spears is meeting with her family and lawyer to craft a divorce plan while keeping it secret from hubby Kevin Federline. “Brit’s been very unhappy, and I think she needs to find some peace,” a source said. “Once the Spears family gets its game plan together, the idea is to spring a divorce on Kev without warning.” My main goal is now to start and end each update with a Britney Spears story.

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And away we go…So is everybody out there excited it is Friday? I know I am bitches.

Is Anna Nicole Smith pregnant? Well that is the rumor surrounding around the Internet. I am hearing that Anna Nicole got sperminated by a friend, who is now attempting to extort her for millions. This past week, the Supreme Court ruled in her honor, potentially awarding her hundreds of millions from the estate of her dead husband. This unknown friend wants custody of the baby once it is born. Only time will tell on this one.

Star Jones’ time on “The View” may be limited. Jones’ contract runs out in August and Rosie O’Donnell is set to join the show in September. O’Donnell and Jones are not on the best of terms right now as it is being reported that Jones was noticeably miffed when O’Donnell was announced as the new co-host. O’Donnell publicly criticized Jones after her massive weight loss and was upset that Jones would not admit that the weight all came off because of gastric bypass surgery. We hear that Star Jones will probably not come back to the show next season. Rumor has it she is shopping around a talk show of her own. I thought Tyra Banks already had that show?

James Gandolfini was run off the road by a New York City cabbie yesterday. Gandolfini was riding his Vespa scooter in the city when he was struck by the door of the cab. His helmet went flying off and the actor was lying in the street. He is since said to be in good condition. Gandolfini’s scooter is in the repair shop. Thank God, because he would have no career in about a year after The Sopranos is over.

Has Ashlee Simpson had work done? Pictures are suggesting that Simpson has gone under the knife this week and had a nose job. She was photographed this week sporting a nose that appeared different from the one she had just one week ago. This is why I report on my site, to punk out celebrity flaws.

This should be interesting. Tomorrow night Tom Hanks is hosting Saturday Night Live for the 12^th time. He will be promoting his soon-to-be released move The Davinci Code. The Red Hot Chili Peppers will take the stage as the nights musical act.

OK, 2 more stories to report. Paris Bennett was voted off of AI Wednesday Night. I am happy she is gone. She should have been gone a couple of weeks ago, before The Picks and Mandisa. We are down to the final 4, and my personal favorite Chris Daugherty is still in the competition.
Here is a small sample of Premiere Magazine’s 2006 Power List

Steve Jobs is # 1

Peter Jackson (The Lord Of The Rings and King Kong) # 11

Tom Cruise is the highest ranking actor at #13

Reese Witherspoon is # 29

Julia Roberts is at # 30

And

Angelina Jolie is # 38

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Super-hottie Mischa Barton is taking her career to the next level. She will be going the way of Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears, and releasing her own clothing line. Barton is currently the face of Bebe and also has appeared in advertisements for Keds sneakers. The high-end label will hit the shelves in November or December of this year.

Time” magazine yesterday released its annual “100 Most Influential People in the World” issue. This year’s issue includes George Clooney, Dane Cook, Rachael Ray, JJ Abrams, Bill James, Angelina Jolie and Oprah Winfrey to name a few. OK, let’s think about this some what logically. Rachael “just a little bit of evoo” Ray and Dane Cook are on the list? I do watch and totally enjoy 30 minute meals, but is she really influential? And Dane Cook is a very funny comic, but is he influential. And where the heck is Ryan Seacrest on the list?

Tonight is American Idol and man will it be interesting. The final 5 take the stage on “American Idol” tonight. A bit of a twist tonight, each performer will do two songs – one from the year they were born and one from the current Billboard charts. Tune in tonight at 8 p.m. on Fox. So Paris will do something from 1990? Is she going to do Hammer? Vanilla Ice?

Speaking of Paris, the other Paris in the public eye has broken up with Stavros Niarchos. Stavros and Paris have been inseparable since they started dating back in the fall of 2005. Last month, Paris threw a 21^st birthday bash for Stavros in a club in Vegas.

This is a heartwarming story. American Idol’s latest cast-off, Kellie Pickler, is happy today. Her Dad Clyde “Bo” Pickler Jr. was released from a Florida prison yesterday. He was in prison for more than 3 years for stabbing a man in 2003. He will serve out his parole in Florida. Hopefully they can make up for the time they lost as father and daughter.

I think Keith Richards might have 9 lives. Keith Richards has been released from a New Zealand hospital after being treated for a concussion following his fall from a palm tree in Fiji and subsequent jet ski accident. Richards will have time to recuperate – the Stones aren’t scheduled to do another live show until late May. So what farewell tour is this one for the stones? 8^th? 9^th?

There are reports this morning that Britney Spears plans to hold a press conference this coming Thursday. No one, even Spears’ closest aides, has any idea on what she plans on announcing at that press conference. Meanwhile, her publicists at the William Morris Agency are still fuming that they were the last to know about her pregnancy.

And finally…Jessica Alba has been tapped to host this year’s MTV Movie Awards. The show will be taped on June 3^rd, and air on June 7^th. I think she will rule as host.

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