Ham vrs. McFever (Get it Taylor {Ham} versus Katherine McPhee {McFever})

And away I go.

So, tonight is a huge night for me. It is the performance show of American Idol showdown between Taylor and Catherine. Go Taylor. Die Catherine. They will each be performing 3 songs tonight. Look out for guest appearances by Nick Lachey and Carrie Underwood tonight.

Katherine

So get this. Brawl at a New York night club following a fashion show over the weekend between two unlikely opponents – Tommy Hilfiger and Axl Rose! Tommy Hilfiger, at an after-party with his girlfriend, reportedly sat down his jacket on a cushioned seat. Axl Rose came along and decided he wanted the seat and moved Hilfiger’s coat. Tommy Hilfiger then threw several punches at Rose’s face, knocking him out cold before being subdued by lounge employees. Axl Rose recounts the altercation as one of the most surreal things that has ever happened to him. Oh man has Axl fallen from the graces. He use to be the biggest thing in rock.

Axl

So everybody’s favorite drunk is at it again. No I am not talking about NJ native Tara Reid. “Lost” actress Michelle Rodriguez has been sentenced to 60 more days in jail after violating her probation. The actress recently served 5 days in jail for a D.U.I. infraction.

DUI

Despite all of the controversy and bad reviews, “The Davinci Code” took in $77 million domestic gross and made $224 million worldwide over the weekend. Critics have panned the film, which premiered last week at The Cannes Film Festival in France, calling it “boring” and “ridiculous”. By the way, the numbers for opening weekend beat out all of the “Harry Potter” films and all of the “Lord of the Rings” movies as well. I have not seen it yet, but I did read the book.

Madonna can still push the envelope. Madonna just kicked off her “Confessions” tour and she has already upset the Catholic Church. At one point in the show Madonna comes out mounted on a 20ft high mirrored crucifix with a crown of thorns on her head.

Madona

So celebrities just have too much money. Nicholas Cage just spent 4 million dollars on his own island in the Bahamas. It is a 40 acre island and has a helicopter landing pad on it. I got to admit that is pretty cool.

Nick

So Seacrest pulled a bonehead move. American Idol host Ryan Seacrest fell through a glass table during a production meeting in Los Angeles and cut his hand. The KIIS FM radio personality said on his morning show Tuesday he felt like the biggest idiot after the accident at the Kodak Theater, the site of Tuesday night’s American Idol finale, Entertainment Tonight reported. “I decide I’m 155 pounds, I can sit on that thing,” he said, referring to the glass table. “So I sit on the glass and I’m sitting there for 2 1/2 minutes and I put my hand back to the middle of the table and all of a sudden this huge pop and I fall between the framing, into the middle, my legs up in the air in a pool of glass.” Paramedics treated him at the scene and no stitches were necessary. “I am fine,” he said. “The worst part wasn’t the accident … the problem was it set me 45 minutes off my schedule. Oh that Seacrest.

2 more stories to report. So Dawson’s Creek and Brokeback Mountain Alum, Michelle Williams father was arrested in Australia this past week. Mr. Wiliams was arrested for not paying 1.5 million dollars in back taxes. Maybe Michelle can lend him the bail money.

The New York Daily News hears from a source that Paris Hilton played pals in Cannes a voice message from an angry Lindsay Lohan — and called Lohan the C-word. Paris’ rep responded, “I’ve never heard her use that word.” Lindsay admits she’s “mad” at Paris and her pal Brandon Davis, who launched an expletive filled attack on the actress last week.

Lohan

You Know The Drill

Mango Out

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