And away I go. I can not wait till tomorrow night, when I will be seeing the Dixie Chicks live in concert for the third time.

Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Simon Cowell has been caught cheating on his girlfriend. Cowell has been dating Teri Seymour for over 4 years and was recently caught romancing a 21-year-old model. Word is that he’s been seeing her on the side for about 6 months. Bullocks.

The NY Daily News is reporting that The Producers of “American Idol” are very upset about the new Fantasia movie on “Lifetime.” The movie makes it look like the Producers pushed her to quit because she was an unwed mother. “American Idol” producers say that this is not true and that it is a “complete fabrication.”

We all know that Lindsay Lohan was hospitalized last week while filming her new movie “Georgia Rule”, for what she called “heat exhaustion.” Well, an executive at Morgan Creek Productions, the studio that it is producing the movie sent Lindsay a letter because they aren’t buying her excuse! Morgan Creek CEO James G. Robinson called Lindsay out in the letter writing “We are well aware that your ongoing all night heavy partying is the real reason for your so-called ‘exhaustion’. You have acted like a spoiled child and in so doing have alienated many of your co-workers and endangered the quality of this picture.” The letter also went on to say that Lindsay has been “discourteous, irresponsible, and unprofessional.” If Lindsay doesn’t shape up Morgan Creek has threatened to fine her. “Pursue full monetary damages” and any actions deemed necessary. Lindsay has had no comment since the letter, but her mother Dina has come to her rescue in an interview with “Access Hollywood” Dina says that the letter was “out of line.” Dina admitted that Lindsay has been late to the set every now and then but that her heat exhaustion was for real. “Lindsay was in 105 degree weather.”

On Saturday Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock got married in St. Tropez. It was a rock and roll type wedding. Kid Rock was wearing a white tee shirt and Pam looked like she was wearing a white bikini.

Will Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie make up on David Letterman? This is the new rumor…Supposedly he invited them to make up on his show in September. It is about freakin time for these two to make up. The Simple Life is just not the same without their witty banter.

Eva Longoria told Playboy magazine that she was turned down for the starring role in “Dark Angel”(Jessica Alba got it). She also got turned down for the movie “Spanglish.”

Justin Timberlake released a statement about Lance Bass saying that he was gay in People magazine. Justin says, “Lance is one of my great friends. “I support him and wish him all the happiness in the world.”

That is it kiddies.

You Know The Drill

Mango Out

 And away I go. I am officially getting back into the groove of the whole work thing. Is it Friday yet?

Oh, I want to wish a very happy birthday to Cadillac Lexus.

People Magazine has a big seller this weekend. In the issue, Lance Bass from NSYNC will officially come out of the closet. I guess that he will say “I Want You Back” to his partner. Or another witty line about his new sexuality.

Now some news on Desperate Housewives. According to the shows creator Marc Sherry, next season there will be hostage situation in which a main character will be murdered. Bree marries the Kyle Maclachlan character in the 2^nd episode. Mike Delfino is in a coma at the hospital, and while Susan is visiting him she meets a guy who is visiting his wife who is also in a coma! And of course there is chemistry between them.

Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum in New York will unveil a new display featuring Brad, Angelina and baby Shiloh. The three of them will be posed in an African-themed nursery because Shiloh was born in Namibia. People can take pictures and include themselves in the African Village. According to the museum, “Shiloh will be resting peacefully in a woven basket as Brad and Angelina gaze upon her unparalleled beauty.” But guess who is not included in the family wax portrait? Shiloh’s brother and sister! That’s right, Maddox and Zahara aren’t in the display. What is that about?

How much is Tori getting? How much is Candy getting? Well “Extra” obtained a copy of Aaron’s will and here’s the deal: Aaron was worth $500 million, but the will only gives Tori $800,000. That’s $200,000 free and clear, plus $600,000 in investments. But Tori could possibly be seeing more money because the executor of the will has the power to divvy things up as he or she sees fits. Unfortunately for Tori, the executor of the will is none other than her mother Candy Spelling. According to “Extra”, they’ve been feuding for years and Tori only made things worse by spoofing her mom on her “VH1” show “So NOTORIous.”

Oh that Tori Spelling, and her greedy ways.

I can’t wait until August 20^th and the “Teen Choice Awards.” I already told ya that Kevin Federline will be performing! Well. Not only will he perform but he will close the show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ashlee Simpson fans in Toledo, Ohio are outraged after Simpson cancelled her show due to being “sick” after she was seen rollerblading around town earlier in the day. Fans held signs and protested outside of her hotel and continued until her tour bus rolled out of town. Speculation is that Simpson pulled out of the show after learning that ticket sales were poor

Oh Ashlee, keep in mind you will never ever be Jessica, you talent less hack you.

And finally, I heard good news about one of my favorite shows, Nip / Tuck. The season premiere of FX’s hit show airs on September 5^th. Brooke Shields will join the cast of the show as Christian’s therapist. Also set to guest star in the new season are Rosie O’Donnell, Kathleen Turner and Larry Hagman to name a few.

You Know The Drill

Mango Out

And away I go kiddies. First day back, and I already need a vacation.

Miss Puerto Rico won the Miss Universe Pageant over the weekend. 40 minutes into her reign, she collapsed during a post pageant news conference. They say that she is okay and that she got dizzy because of the heat and tightness of her dress. Her dress did show off her killer rack though.

Nissan is pulling a television ad featuring Kim Cattral in New Zealand after numerous complaints from the Standards Council. The complaints were sparked by some of the sexually suggestive dialogue in the commercial, particularly Cattral’s line, “Why didn’t you tell me it was so big?” in reference to the automobile. Next month she will be selling feminine hygiene products at the local state fair.

Tina Fey over the weekend officially announced that she will not return to “Saturday Night Live” in the Fall. Instead she’ll work full time on her new show, “30 Rock” with Rachel Dratch and Tracy Morgan. Fey stars in the show and also writes and executive produces. I hope they keep Amy Poehler on the desk. She is great. How about they pair her up with Seth Meyers. That would be super-suite.

Hugh Laurie and Felicity Huffman were both snubbed by the Emmy’s this year. Neither one of the actors were nominated, but both were named as presenters at the Emmy ceremony over the weekend. I am not surprised. Desperate Housewives went downhill quickly this past season.

“Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” topped its third week at the box office, taking in another $35 million and bringing its total to $321.7 million in 17 days. “Monster House” came in second and “Lady in the Water” took third place. My movie pick over the weekend, Clerks 2 placed 6^th, with just under 10 million dollars. I totally enjoyed the movie, and laughed out lout numerous times, including the whole @$$ to Mouth conversation.

2 more stories to report. This is crazy!!! Charlie Sheen just earned an Emmy nomination for “Two and a Half Men” so now he wants $1 million PER EPISODE. That’s “Friends” and “Frasier” salary territory. Currently Sheen makes about $200 grand an episode. Well Ducky should make at least 1,500,000 if Sheen gets that amount.

And finally,

I was reading “Star” magazine and I read this article about Britney Spears and according to Britney, “In my family, we walked around the house naked. By the time I was 13, my dad was like ‘Uh, Brit, it is time to start covering up.’” Britney explained her naked endeavors by saying “I’m free like that.” Oh to be the Dogs Playing Poker picture on their trailer wall.

You Know The Drill

Mango Out

And away I go. This is my last update for the week, as I will be on vacation tomorrow.

Well kiddies the rumors are true. I need everybody if they do not own one already to run out to Best Buy or Circuit City, and pick up a Tivo. The reason? Hot comedian Dane Cook has signed on to co-host the Teen Choice Awards next month, and Kevin Federline will say “PopoZao” to the world with his live performance debut. Cook will co-host the event with rumored girlfriend Jessica Simpson. So if my dating calculations are correct, that would mean that Nick Lachey will be in the house, who is nominated for make out song of the summer, as will Jessica and Dane Cook. Should get quite interesting.

The winning bid for that lunch date with Jessica Biel we told you about cost one lucky person $30,000. All of the proceeds will go to a Denver, CO teenager who was recently run down by a stretch limousine on the way to her prom and subsequently lost her leg. That is a little above my ebay budget for the year.

A heads up for all my Boston readers. “Us Weekly” is reporting that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner will move to Boston to raise their daughter. The couple are apparently looking in the Harvard Square area.

A while ago Christina Aguilera said she had gotten rid of all of her 12 body piercing except for the one on her boob. According to The Daily News, she has apparently gotten rid of that one as well and has no more piercing on her body. I think that included a couple through her chowder pot.

The two-hour premiere of ABC’s “The One” the show that claims it’s better than “American Idol” completely BOMBED! It finished fifth in its 9pm time slot, which made it the lowest rated reality show debut this summer. “The One” only had 3.1 million viewers tune in for the debut episode. Well that just totally sucks for them. I guess The One can not mess with Idol.

2 more stories to report. The speaking of AI, the theme song for this season Bad Day had a good day today. It appears that Daniel Powter’s Bad Day is the most downloaded song ever on Itunes. It appears that Bad Day was downloaded 1.6 million times. The #2 position goes to Shakira Hips Don’t Lie, with #3 going to Holla Back Girl by Gwen Stefani.

And finally,

Janet Charlton’s Hollywood reports that Backstreet Boys star Nick Carter, trying to work off the weight he’s recently gained at 24 Hour Fitness in West Hollywood, was confronted by a guy who asked the singer, “Hey remember me? I was the friend of a girl you used to date.” He named the girl, and moody Nick snarled, “I remember you - and she’s a fu**ing bitch!” The outburst silenced the weight room, prompting Carter to leave shortly afterwards.

You Know The Drill

Mango Out

Happy Hump day Kiddies.
 

And away I go.  In the truly bizarre category, it appears that Pam Anderson is ready to walk down the aisle again.  Pam Anderson and Kid Rock are going to get married on Saturday on a yacht near St. Tropez.  Maybe the 5^th time is a charm for Pam.

My favorite day of the year will be November 14^th.  It seems that November 14^th is going to be the showdown to end all showdowns. According to Variety American Idol winner Taylor Hicks, runner-up Katherine Mcphee and contestant Kellie Pickler will all be releasing their own albums on that same day.  I wonder if Amazon is accepting pre-orders for all 3 albums?
 

“Cosmopolitan” magazine cover-girl Fergie confirmed that she dated Justin Timberlake while he was still in N’SYNC. Fergie added that she went to Hawaii with Justin but said that the relationship was “nothing serious.” Fergie summed up the relationship as “He was Mr. right now.”  Oh no she did’nt.