Archive for August, 2006

Love on Scrubs?

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

And away I go.  How people bitch and complain about me not updating the site enough.  I am speaking to you Angelina Jorie. 
 

So US Weekly is reporting that there are 2 new celebrity couples hanging out around Hollywood.  Get ready folks things are about to get a little weird.  So on the television show Scrubs, JD and Turk, portrayed by Zach Braff and Donald Faison are best friends.  Well they are best friends in real life.  They are now double-dating Jessica Simpson and her real-life best friend Cacee Cobb.  Cacee and Donald have been dating for about 6 weeks now, while Zach and Jessica have been dating for around 2 months.  How great is that?

Scrubs 

Speaking of Jessica, when did she become trashy?  Britney was backstage at the Teen Choice Awards when she bumped into Jessica Simpson. Jessica asked if she could kiss Britney’s pregnant belly, and Britney said absolutely not! Jessica then apparently got very offended by Britney’s rejection. Never kiss a pregnant woman’s belly!  I have been told that you never ever even ask to kiss a pregnant woman’s belly.  Well unless you buy her dinner and a few cocktails first.
 

Jessica  Britney

 Well this is pretty obvious.  Paris Hilton is too slutty for India! Her music video for “Stars are Blind” can’t be broadcasted anywhere on Indian TV because it is too raunchy.  I can totally see that.  What a hosebeast.

Paris 

Huge news in Hollywood to report today. Paramount Pictures is severing its 14 year relationship with Tom Cruise due to his off screen behavior. This marks the end of one the most lucrative production deal ever commanded by an A-list star.  See Tommy-boy, you never should have jumped up on the couch. 
 

Well this is one way to create drama where it is not needed.  The upcoming season of “Survivor” is creating quite a controversial buzz this week.  The new season will divide the contestants by race.  There will be four tribes: African Americans, Caucasians, Latinos and Asians.  Host Jeff Probst spoke out and said that people were complaining that the show was not diverse enough in the past and claims that people will enjoy the new twist.   Should be interesting kiddies.

Survivor 

2 more stories to report.  Kate Hudson pulled out of appearing at the other night’s London premiere of “You, Me & Dupree”, the film she stars in with Owen Wilson.  Wilson, however, did appear at the premiere and commented on the speculation that he may have been the third man in the breakup between Kate Hudson and husband, Chris Robinson.  Wilson said that he did not understand where such allegations came from and that he tries not to pay attention to gossip.  Also, at that premiere, a woman randomly flashed Owen Wilson.   
 

And finally, some sad news to report.  It seems like they are making some pretty big budget cuts at Saturday Night Live.  3 people are out the door, because they have a salary that they just can not afford.  The 3 people are, Horatio Sans, Chris Parnell, and finally Keenan Thompson.  Earlier this year both Rachel Dratch and Tina Fey left to pursue fame in an NBC Comedy.  The weekend news updates which were formally co-anchored by Tina Fey will now be co-anchored by Amy Poehler and Jason Sudeikis.
 

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Train-Wreck-ords Federline

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006

And away I go.
I do apologize about not updating for a couple of days; the tides are a shifting in my life.
 

“Life & Style” was reporting that Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz are getting married on September 4th in Hawaii. Now the word is that Justin is the one putting out the rumors because he wants to sell more albums. Justin’s new album “FutureSex/LoveSounds” comes out September 12th.  The question does arise does self-promotion pay?  Yes it does in case of Justin.

 Justin

Did you all catch the Teen Choice Awards Sunday night?  Damn K-fed.  You are just a trainwreck waiting to happen.  Britney did look presentable though introducing him.  Except for the gum.  Sister, I know you are from the south, but please lose the gum.
 

Care to see the video?
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aam1pDl8wnM

Rumors have been spreading about Jessica Simpson that she had a pregnancy scare! Jessica went off the pill after she split with Nick and she was freaking out that she could have been with Dane Cooks child.  That would have been classic.  Given Nick wanted a kid desperatley with Jessica. 
 

Lance Bass ex “girlfriend”, Danielle Fisher, who played Topanga on ‘Boy Meets World’ says she was always a little confused as to why Lance wasn’t affectionate to her. Also she couldn’t quite figure out why they could never go out in public…..oh boy things are getting quite interesting. ‘Pangers should have definetly sealed the deal with Lance.

Pangers This story amazes me.  Fez appears to be the man.  Jessica Simpson was videotaped hanging out with one of her sister’s exes, Wilmer Valderamma, before leaving Hyde on Saturday.  (A source said the two were chatting all night. Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan was spotted at the Hollywood hotspot as well apparently leaving the club with Paris Hilton’s ex, Stavros Niarchos.
 

And finally
 

So has anyone out there seen Viva La Bam on MTV?  Well Don Vito is in some trouble.  Margera, 50, is suspected of inappropriately fondling or groping 12- and 14-year-old girls during separate incidents at a signing event at Woodward Skate Park at the Colorado Mills mall in Lakewood, Colorado, Friday night. Because the incident involves sexual assault on a child, Lakewood Police spokesperson Steve Davis said he was unable to release much information, but said formal charges would be filed on Wednesday. In the meantime, Margera remains behind bars at the Jefferson County Jail, with no bail being offered, according to a jail spokesperson.

Vito

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Cleania Aguleria?

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

And away I go.

First off, let me say that yesterday I bought the new Christina Aguleria CD yesterday. It is phenomenal. All the way through, it is a great mix of throwback 40’s pop and new power ballads. I urge you all to pick it up. My favorite track is Candy Man. She also just turned down an offer of $5,000,000 to pose for Playboy.

Christina

Speaking of Christina, she will be performing at the MTV Music Awards in 2 weeks. The show will be hosted by Jack Black and other performers include Justin Timberlake, Ludacris, The All American Rejects, Beyonce, and Panic At The Disco. Some of my favorite summer songs are going to be performed live. It should be a kickass show.

Page 6 is reporting on the split between Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson are because of Owen Wilson. A source on the set of Kate’s movie “You, Me & Dupree” said that Kate and Owen moved closer together during the making of the movie. I did see the movie and there was some definite chemistry between them.

Kate Husond

This is one of my favorite stories as of late. Eva Longoria warned her boyfriend Tony Parker that she is going to have full on lesbian sex before they get married. Apparently, she got a charge after a goodbye kiss from a woman she met in Vegas. What a hussy.

Eva

There’s a major topless scene in Lindsay Lohan’s new movie, the one she’s shooting right now- in fact, it’s so explicit, that’s why the film is rated “R” – too bad it’s Felicity Huffman whose the one doing it.

Could Maddox, Zahara, and Shiloh Jolie Pitt be making their movie debut this year? Rumors are swirling that George Clooney has been urging his buddy Brad Pitt to let the kids make a cameo in Ocean’s 13. The story could be true; according to spies on the Warner Brother’s lot, Brad drops off Maddox and Zahara at the studio’s day care everyday while he goes to work on the film.

Two more stories to report.

Life & Style Weekly reports Vanessa Minnillo shed few tears when her boyfriend Nick Lachey jetted off to Australia to promote his new album. “She couldn’t wait for Nick to go because things were getting too heavy,” a friend explained, adding that the former 98 Degrees star had began discussing marriage and children. “Vanessa says Nick’s gone overboard expressing his emotions.” But another source argued it was Lachey that wanted time alone.

And finally, Tonight is a huge night for me. It is the season premiere of Laguna Beach. The big question is “Can The Show Survive Without Lauren Stephen or Kristin?” My answer? Yes.

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