And away I go.

First off, let me say that yesterday I bought the new Christina Aguleria CD yesterday. It is phenomenal. All the way through, it is a great mix of throwback 40’s pop and new power ballads. I urge you all to pick it up. My favorite track is Candy Man. She also just turned down an offer of $5,000,000 to pose for Playboy.

Speaking of Christina, she will be performing at the MTV Music Awards in 2 weeks. The show will be hosted by Jack Black and other performers include Justin Timberlake, Ludacris, The All American Rejects, Beyonce, and Panic At The Disco. Some of my favorite summer songs are going to be performed live. It should be a kickass show.

Page 6 is reporting on the split between Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson are because of Owen Wilson. A source on the set of Kate’s movie “You, Me & Dupree” said that Kate and Owen moved closer together during the making of the movie. I did see the movie and there was some definite chemistry between them.

This is one of my favorite stories as of late. Eva Longoria warned her boyfriend Tony Parker that she is going to have full on lesbian sex before they get married. Apparently, she got a charge after a goodbye kiss from a woman she met in Vegas. What a hussy.

There’s a major topless scene in Lindsay Lohan’s new movie, the one she’s shooting right now- in fact, it’s so explicit, that’s why the film is rated “R” – too bad it’s Felicity Huffman whose the one doing it.

Could Maddox, Zahara, and Shiloh Jolie Pitt be making their movie debut this year? Rumors are swirling that George Clooney has been urging his buddy Brad Pitt to let the kids make a cameo in Ocean’s 13. The story could be true; according to spies on the Warner Brother’s lot, Brad drops off Maddox and Zahara at the studio’s day care everyday while he goes to work on the film.

Two more stories to report.

Life & Style Weekly reports Vanessa Minnillo shed few tears when her boyfriend Nick Lachey jetted off to Australia to promote his new album. “She couldn’t wait for Nick to go because things were getting too heavy,” a friend explained, adding that the former 98 Degrees star had began discussing marriage and children. “Vanessa says Nick’s gone overboard expressing his emotions.” But another source argued it was Lachey that wanted time alone.

And finally, Tonight is a huge night for me. It is the season premiere of Laguna Beach. The big question is “Can The Show Survive Without Lauren Stephen or Kristin?” My answer? Yes.

 

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And away I go.

I just hope these two celebs just enter the bitchfight ring and end their feud. The Paris Hilton/ Lindsey Lohan cat fight continues… over the weekend, after the Justin Timberlake show at The House of Blues in LA, the two had a run in at the In and Out Burger. Well as Paris, her sister Nicky, producers Scott Storch and Brandon Davis headed to their cars, Scott told TM3 reporters that they were celebrating “Fire Crotch day,” referring to Lindsay. Well, Paris ever the classy girl, giggled as he made fun of her ex-friend. You known, Paris has been seen out and about with porn star Jenna Jameson and I’m just gonna say if anyone deserves the name Fire Crotch it ain’t Lindsay.

 

Paris Hilton had to get a tetanus shot on Tuesday because her pet Kinkajou “Baby Luv” bit her. Paris is going to be fine! Well thank God. That is a load off of my mind.

Here are the movie results from the weekend.

Box Office Results:

1) Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

2) Step Up

3) World Trade Center

4) Barnyard

5) Pulse

I am surprised that I have yet to see Talladega Nights yet. It appears to be a very funny movie, but I guess I just have been that busy.

Nicole Richie is totally awesome. I love this story!!! Nicole Ritchie was at Hyde, an L.A. night club on Monday night and had one wild night. She was drinking tequila, dancing on tables and giving guys lap dances. Nicole then proceeded to puke on the floor and then she kept on partying!

It appears that no celebrity couples can stay together now of days. Yahoonews.com is reporting that Kate Hudson has filed for divorece from her husband of 6 years Chris Robinson of The Black Crows. I always thought that the two of them were an unusual but cute couple.

One more story to report. I reported the beginning of the list of celebrities of Dancing With The Stars last week. Well I have a few more to report. They are

Jerry Springer

Willa Ford

Sara Evans

And

Tucker Carlson.

 

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Happy Humpday People

And away I go.

Have my prayers actually been answered. We may soon finally get to see Suri Cruise, the baby of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Sources are saying that “Vanity Fair” has landed a deal to publish the first pictures. Well slap me in a dress and call me sally. That would just make my year. Take that Shilo.

Paris just keeps on getting more and more brilliant. Paris Hilton told “Sky News” that she was offered the choice to record the song “Don’t Cha.” Paris said she passed on the song because it sounded different when she heard it. The song was later recorded and was a major hit for the Pussy Cat Dolls. Well to be honest with you, I don’t.

Well the curse of an MTV reality show strikes again. First it was Nick and Jessica, than Dave and Carmen. Now it appears that ex-playboy babe now it is Travis and Shanna from “Meet the Barkers.” The reality show couple has officially split up. Travis was the drummer for Blink 182. I watched the show, and I actually liked the two of them together. They countered each other nicely.

I hate to bum you guys out, but I do have some sad news to report. It appears that Robin Williams demons have struck their ugly head once again. Robin Williams re-entered rehab today for alcohol abuse. After not having a drink for more than 20 years, in the last six months, began drinking excessively again. I wish him good luck, and a speedy recovery.

Well this it totally breaking my heart. One of my favorite shows may be coming to an end, with it’s leading actor leaving. Is Zach Braff leaving the show “Scrubs?” Premiere magazine says that this upcoming season may be his last! Stay tuned!

Well this is huge news. Write this date down…Tuesday, September 12^th! That is the date that one of my favorite show, “Dancing with the Stars” returns to ABC! Some of the “stars” that may be on this season are:

Joey Lawrence Remember I am the one who has a Joey Lawrence poster on my desk as work

Emitt Smith (Former running back of the Dallas Cowboys)

Vivica A. Fox

Shanna Moakler (former “Playboy” playmate)

Mario Lopez

Harry Hamlin (Lisa Rinna’s hubby)

So let me get this straight.  Slater and Joey Lawrence on the same dance show?  Oh kiddies, it is on.  On like grey poupon.

 And finally

World Entertainment News Network reports Justin Timberlake has hailed his charity trip to Tanzania with girlfriend Cameron Diaz as one of the most grounding experiences of his life, because no one recognized him. “We arrived in this village and people were celebrating. We weren’t sure why they were celebrating,” the former *NSYNC star explained. “First we thought they might have recognized us, but we were humbled to find out they hadn’t a clue who we were. They were celebrating because they finally had a well with drinking water. See, there are still some places where being famous doesn’t mean anything! It really was a humbling experience.”

That’s it kiddies

You Know The Drill

Mango Out

And away I go.

I sit here in my apartment with my air conditioning on dreaming I was still at the lake.

According to the Celebrity Nooze website, Kate Hudson had a little injury. It happened while she was practicing her pole dancing routine for her hubby! She pulled a leg muscle and has a friction burn on her arm. It appears that she has a stripper’s pole in her bedroom where she gives Chris Robinson of the Black Crows lap dances.

More from the wonderful world of Paris Hilton! Paris told the British edition of GQ magazine that she doesn’t sleep around. She said that she’s decided not to have sex for a year…she will kiss but nothing else! I mean come on now, who does not love to suck face.

Do you think you can be the next member of PCD? The Pussy Cat Dolls have a new reality show on the “CW.” They are searching for a new Pussy Cat Doll. I hope they have enough bleach to clean off the stage after all the skanks that are going to be on there.

An industry insiders spoke with The New York Post about why Jennifer Lopez backed out of the role of Sue Ellen Ewing in the big-screen version of ‘Dallas’, where she was to star opposite John Travolta as J.R. “The script sucks,” the tipster insisted. “And John Travolta? If it had been a man’s man like Ed Harris or Tommy Lee Jones… but you don’t just go from doing ‘Hairspray’ to ‘Dallas.’”

OK 2 more stories to report today.

RALEIGH, N.C. - The author of an “unauthorized tribute” to Clay Aiken is suing the “American Idol” singer, claiming he defamed her and conspired to stifle sales of her book.

Jeannie Holleman, 50, says she is a lifelong friend and neighbor of a Raleigh family that was friends with Aiken’s mother, Faye Parker, and took her in when Parker and her young son left her abusive husband. Holleman’s 2005 book, “Out of the Blue — ’Clay’ it Forward,” incorporates interviews from the McGhee family and her own recollections with stories from Aiken’s fans.

Rock star Prince is finally coming out of his shell. First, he performed on the “American Idol” finale last May; now it appears he will be the headline act for the Super Bowl halftime show, according to reports. It will be the first Super Bowl for CBS since the infamous Janet Jackson appearance in 2004. Cirque de Soliel is said to be the pregame performer, the Web site sportsbtbrooks.com reports. The Super Bowl this season will be in Miami.

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Let me start off today’s update by saying that last night was some of the most fun I have had in a really long time. I saw the Dixie Chicks LIVE at Madison Square Garden, deep in the heart of Midtown Manhattan. They put on a killer show, playing a great mix of old and new all while giving a big F-U to President Bush. They actually came out to a version of Hail To The Chief. I digress, and away I go.

ContactMusic.com reports Paris Hilton is looking to patch things up with her co-star in ‘The Simple Life’, Nicole Richie. “Nicole and I are going through something right now, but I love her,” Hilton insisted. “She’s like a sister to me, so hopefully we’ll work something out. I’m scared (to call her) It’s just weird and hard when you haven’t spoken for so long. I don’t know what would happen. I’m going to wait a while. I’ve known her, like, 20 years and the whole thing is ridiculous.”

Speaking of Nicole Richie. Entertainment Weekly is reporting that she recently lost her cell phone. Well actually it was a camera phone. Well actually it was a camera phone that contained naked pictures of her and her friends on it. Rock On Nicole.

The “NY Post” reported that Angelina Jolie while dining at Dakota Restaurant at the “Hollywood Roosevelt”, requested a “female server only.” The word is she does this because whenever men serve her they tend to gawk at her.

The MTV Video Music Award nominations came out yesterday. The Red Hot Chili peppers and Shakira got the most nominations with seven each. Madonna, Panic! At the Disco and Christina Aguilera each got four nominations. The show takes place on August 31^st at Radio City Music Hall in NYC!

This is some exciting news. Everyone’s favorite gay cowboy, Heath Ledger will be wearing makeup. Heath Ledger will play “The Joker” in the next Batman movie. The Batman Begins Sequel is called “The Dark Knight!” It will supposedly come out in 2008!

Well this is a really big deal. LOS ANGELES - Come October, the highest bidder can sleep in Cher’s bed is one of 700 items from the superstar’s Malibu home that will be auctioned beginning Oct. 3. The sale includes furniture, artwork, jewelry, a 2003 H2 Hummer and original costumes by Bob Mackie. The auction is expected to bring in more than $1 million, said Lee Dunbar of Sotheby’s, one of two firms administering the auction. The other firm is Julien’s Auctions. the superstar’s Malibu home that will be auctioned beginning Oct. 3. The sale includes furniture, artwork, jewelry, a 2003 H2 Hummer and original costumes by Bob Mackie.

That is it kiddies.

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Mango Out