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Longest Week Of My Life

Friday, September 29th, 2006

Evening Kiddies.  This might have to rank up there as the longest week of my life.  I don’t know why it was so long, but it was.  At least 2 weeks from now is a 2 and a half day work week for me.  Suite.  And away  I go.
 

Britney Spears has fired longtime publicist Leslie Sloane-Zelnick and taken control of her own public relations according to US Weekly.  .Sloane-Zelnick has been on hiatus since the beginning of September, after Spears insisted on handling the PR duties surrounding the birth of her second son Sutton Pierce, who was born on September 12.Spears unsuccessfully orchestrated an interview with Today Show host Matt Lauer in June, where she wore a revealing top and chewed gum during her appearance.Sources tell entertainment website Radar Online that Spears did manage to negotiate a lucrative deal for the exclusive rights to the first photos of Sutton.  Oh I remember that trainwreck of an interview.  Thank God it is on my Tivo and I rewatch it and rewatch it over and over again.

Britney
The pathologist privately hired by Anna Nicole Smith and her family has come back with the cause of Daniel Smith’s death.  20-year-old Daniel Smith died from a classic drug combination of Methadone and two antidepressants, Lexapro and Zoloft.  The Methadone was being used to treat Daniel Smith’s apparent addiction to heroin.  What a sad sad story. 
On the other hand, Reports are coming out this morning that Anna Nicole Smith and her attorney, Howard K. Stern, had a “commitment ceremony” yesterday morning on a catamaran off the coast of Nassau, Bahamas.  To celebrate, the pair took a dip in the ocean and sipped Dom Perignon.  On CNN’s “Larry King Live” Tuesday night, Howard K. Stern, revealed that he is the father of Anna Nicole’s newborn baby girl, Danilynne Hope; this is despite Larry Birkhead’s claims that he is the father.  This part of the story is definitely the pot of gold at the end of the grey rainbow.  I just wonder who the daddy is.

Stern
2 more stories to report today.
A documentary about late TLC star Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes filmed shortly before her death in 2002 is set to air.  The VH1 film, shot in Honduras a week before the rapper died in a car accident, features an eerie encounter between vultures and Lopes at the very spot where she would die.Sister 2 Sister editor Jamie Foster Brown, who provided audio tape interviews with Lopes for the TV special ‘The Last Days of Left Eye,’ has seen the documentary and insists it will completely change how the world sees the entertainer.She says, “In the end, she always wanted to be naked in the forest with the animals.

Lis
And finally, The New York Post reports when Wyclef Jean invited Shakira to his bash at Suite last Saturday, the Colombian singer had a few rules, insisting on a space free of cocktail glasses so she could go barefoot, and she demanded to have eight bottles of Herradura tequila on hand. When the club-phobic singer arrived, it caused such a ruckus extra security had to be called. A love-struck male fan tried to offer $3,000 to enter her area, but was denied.  No not our fabulous Shakira…A Diva?  Who no.

Shakira
That’s it kiddies
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Mango Out  
PS – People have asked me if I have seen the Screech sex tape yet, well I have seen a 30 second preview of it.  Here it is.
 Screech

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1728170

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Anna Nicole Stern?

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

I have a big old update today for my loyal subjects.  I hope that everyone is having a pleasant week, and Away I Go.
 

In what happens to be one of the screwiest stories of the year so far, the baby’s daddy of Anna Nicole Smith’s new daughter has been revealed.  Did you see Anna Nicole Smiths lawyer, Howard K. Stern. on Larry King Live last night? Stern said that he is the father of Annas new baby girl and they named the baby Daniel Lynn after Annas son Daniel.  He siad on the show that they do plan on getting married and live in the Bahamas.  Stern was also featured on Anna Nicole’s reality show, and has been helping her with the case against the childred of her now deceased billionare husband.  It is getting quite juicey kiddies.

ans 

Marcia Cross who plays Bree on “Desperate Housewives” is pregnant in real life. The writers were going to try and put that into the show, but it turns out it’s not going to happen.  Maybe Gabriella can sell one of her babies to Bree?

MCross 

I am so happy for LC (Lauren Conrad) right now.  Jason from “Laguna Beach” and “The Hills” has been arrested again. If you do remember 3 weeks ago Jason was arrested in NY for Possession of a Controlled Substance (cocaine), resisting arrest, and bribery? This time Jason got into a fight with a tow truck driver, and has been charged with misdemeanor battery.  Man what an upstanding citizen.

J 

The Barbara Walters exclusive interview with Terry Irwin, widow of “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin airs tonight on a special episode of “20/20”.  The special will also feature interviews with Irwin’s kids and his business partner who was present when Irwin was killed.  Terry Irwin tells Walters in the interview that the videotaped footage of her husband’s death will never be seen by the public. 
 

This comes from US Weekly.  Madonna and Guy Richie are heading to South Africa this week to adopt twins.  The couple was going to adopt one of the children, but decided that they did not want to split up the twins. 

Madonna 

This comes from The Daily News.  He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom “Saved by the Bell.” But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape. Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us. We can’t get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a “Dirty Sanchez.” Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood’s biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he’s acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond. “Just when you think you have seen everything in this business,” he tells us, “mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it.” Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler’s Larry Flynt, Vivid’s Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video. Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He’s a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on “Welcome Back, Kotter”) on Fox’s “Celebrity Boxing 2.” Diamond’s manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom “The Knights of Prosperity.” “I haven’t seen the tape,” Paul told us. “I’ve heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings.” In 1996, former “Saved by the Bell” sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, “Show Girls.”

Screech

2 more stories to report today.

Paris Hilton could face six months in jail. The hotel heiress was charged yesterday with driving under the influence. She’s due to arraigned tomorrow in L.A. Superior Court. Hilton was busted on Sept. 7 after cops stopped her Mercedes-Benz SLR. The “Simple Life” star, who said she’d had one margarita that night, denied driving recklessly but has admitted, “Maybe I was speeding a little bit.”

Paris

And finally,   Nicole Richie says there is “no chance” that she’ll reconcile with her former best friend Paris Hilton — at least in the near future. The star of “The Simple Life” also says that there’s nothing about the friendship that she misses. “We haven’t been friends in about three years,” Richie told talk show host Tyra Banks, explaining that she and Hilton’s friendship had actually ended a couple of years before Hilton announced it.

Nicole
Finally, I have had some requests for this link, so here it is.

 http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0609/lindsay-lohan-crotch-flash-01.jpg&info=Lindsay%20Lohan%20pussy%20pictures

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Mango Out

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Jacko smoking cracko?

Sunday, September 24th, 2006

First all I want with all the best wishes to my two friends who got married over the weekend.  I with them both the best of luck.  And away I go.

Michael Jackson is reportedly looking to buy a castle in Ireland and he’s also considering opening up a leprechaun-inspired theme park.  Jackson apparently is fascinated by leprechauns and the myths and folklore of Ireland.  The idea would cost an estimated 500 million euros (about $635 million) to put into action.  Maybe he should sell the rights to The Beatles songbook in order to pay for this park.  I wonder what the height requirement is to ride Jackson himself.  Oh I kid.

Jacko

Forbes” magazine has put out its annual list of Richest People in America and, for the first time, everyone on the list is a billionaire.  Bill Gates is number one again with $53 billion and Warren Buffet is second with $48 billion.  Also on the list are David Geffen, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, Oprah Winfrey and Donald Trump.  Martha Stewart didn’t make the cut after losing $395 million in the last year.  I guess that serves the queen-bi**h right.

Martha

Tiger Woods is outraged this morning after an Irish tabloid paper ran fake nude pictures of his wife.  Woods’ wife, he acknowledges, was a former model and often donned bikinis for shoots, but says that the tabloids’ linking her to pornographic websites is false and unacceptable.  The paper has since apologized, saying that it was only meant as a satire.  It is still yet to be determined whether or not there will be a lawsuit filed.

Tiger

3 more stories to report.  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have started a charitable group called the Jolie/Pitt Foundation.  So far they have donated $2 million to humanitarian causes, $1 million to Global Action for Children and $1 million to Medecins sans Frontieres/Doctors Without Borders.  Angelina Jolie is a goodwill ambassador for the U.N. High Commission for Refugees.   I guess homewreckers do actually have hearts.

Brad

“Saturday Night Live” has announced the departure of several cast members including Rachel Dratch, Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell as well as many of the long-running show’s writers.  “SNL” returns with its season premiere on September 30th.  The season opener will be hosted by Dane Cook with musical guests The Killers.  Seth Meyers will join Amy Pohler to fill Tina Fey’s vacant seat on “Weekend Update”.  I guess the only one that I really care about leaving is Horatio Sanz.  He really is quite funny.  Oh well.

And finally

“In Touch Weekly” is reporting this morning that Daniel Smith had been in and out of the hospital for a month before his death.  Apparently Smith had an elevated heart rate that may have been caused by an unsafe combination of prescription drugs: Ambien for insomnia coupled with Lexapro for depression. 

Daniel

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Mango Out 

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