Archive for September, 2006

Longest Week Of My Life

Friday, September 29th, 2006

Evening Kiddies.  This might have to rank up there as the longest week of my life.  I don’t know why it was so long, but it was.  At least 2 weeks from now is a 2 and a half day work week for me.  Suite.  And away  I go.
 

Britney Spears has fired longtime publicist Leslie Sloane-Zelnick and taken control of her own public relations according to US Weekly.  .Sloane-Zelnick has been on hiatus since the beginning of September, after Spears insisted on handling the PR duties surrounding the birth of her second son Sutton Pierce, who was born on September 12.Spears unsuccessfully orchestrated an interview with Today Show host Matt Lauer in June, where she wore a revealing top and chewed gum during her appearance.Sources tell entertainment website Radar Online that Spears did manage to negotiate a lucrative deal for the exclusive rights to the first photos of Sutton.  Oh I remember that trainwreck of an interview.  Thank God it is on my Tivo and I rewatch it and rewatch it over and over again.

Britney
The pathologist privately hired by Anna Nicole Smith and her family has come back with the cause of Daniel Smith’s death.  20-year-old Daniel Smith died from a classic drug combination of Methadone and two antidepressants, Lexapro and Zoloft.  The Methadone was being used to treat Daniel Smith’s apparent addiction to heroin.  What a sad sad story. 
On the other hand, Reports are coming out this morning that Anna Nicole Smith and her attorney, Howard K. Stern, had a “commitment ceremony” yesterday morning on a catamaran off the coast of Nassau, Bahamas.  To celebrate, the pair took a dip in the ocean and sipped Dom Perignon.  On CNN’s “Larry King Live” Tuesday night, Howard K. Stern, revealed that he is the father of Anna Nicole’s newborn baby girl, Danilynne Hope; this is despite Larry Birkhead’s claims that he is the father.  This part of the story is definitely the pot of gold at the end of the grey rainbow.  I just wonder who the daddy is.

Stern
2 more stories to report today.
A documentary about late TLC star Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes filmed shortly before her death in 2002 is set to air.  The VH1 film, shot in Honduras a week before the rapper died in a car accident, features an eerie encounter between vultures and Lopes at the very spot where she would die.Sister 2 Sister editor Jamie Foster Brown, who provided audio tape interviews with Lopes for the TV special ‘The Last Days of Left Eye,’ has seen the documentary and insists it will completely change how the world sees the entertainer.She says, “In the end, she always wanted to be naked in the forest with the animals.

Lis
And finally, The New York Post reports when Wyclef Jean invited Shakira to his bash at Suite last Saturday, the Colombian singer had a few rules, insisting on a space free of cocktail glasses so she could go barefoot, and she demanded to have eight bottles of Herradura tequila on hand. When the club-phobic singer arrived, it caused such a ruckus extra security had to be called. A love-struck male fan tried to offer $3,000 to enter her area, but was denied.  No not our fabulous Shakira…A Diva?  Who no.

Shakira
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PS – People have asked me if I have seen the Screech sex tape yet, well I have seen a 30 second preview of it.  Here it is.
 Screech

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1728170

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Anna Nicole Stern?

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

I have a big old update today for my loyal subjects.  I hope that everyone is having a pleasant week, and Away I Go.
 

In what happens to be one of the screwiest stories of the year so far, the baby’s daddy of Anna Nicole Smith’s new daughter has been revealed.  Did you see Anna Nicole Smiths lawyer, Howard K. Stern. on Larry King Live last night? Stern said that he is the father of Annas new baby girl and they named the baby Daniel Lynn after Annas son Daniel.  He siad on the show that they do plan on getting married and live in the Bahamas.  Stern was also featured on Anna Nicole’s reality show, and has been helping her with the case against the childred of her now deceased billionare husband.  It is getting quite juicey kiddies.

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Marcia Cross who plays Bree on “Desperate Housewives” is pregnant in real life. The writers were going to try and put that into the show, but it turns out it’s not going to happen.  Maybe Gabriella can sell one of her babies to Bree?

MCross 

I am so happy for LC (Lauren Conrad) right now.  Jason from “Laguna Beach” and “The Hills” has been arrested again. If you do remember 3 weeks ago Jason was arrested in NY for Possession of a Controlled Substance (cocaine), resisting arrest, and bribery? This time Jason got into a fight with a tow truck driver, and has been charged with misdemeanor battery.  Man what an upstanding citizen.

J 

The Barbara Walters exclusive interview with Terry Irwin, widow of “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin airs tonight on a special episode of “20/20”.  The special will also feature interviews with Irwin’s kids and his business partner who was present when Irwin was killed.  Terry Irwin tells Walters in the interview that the videotaped footage of her husband’s death will never be seen by the public. 
 

This comes from US Weekly.  Madonna and Guy Richie are heading to South Africa this week to adopt twins.  The couple was going to adopt one of the children, but decided that they did not want to split up the twins. 

Madonna 

This comes from The Daily News.  He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom “Saved by the Bell.” But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape. Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us. We can’t get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a “Dirty Sanchez.” Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood’s biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he’s acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond. “Just when you think you have seen everything in this business,” he tells us, “mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it.” Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler’s Larry Flynt, Vivid’s Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video. Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He’s a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on “Welcome Back, Kotter”) on Fox’s “Celebrity Boxing 2.” Diamond’s manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom “The Knights of Prosperity.” “I haven’t seen the tape,” Paul told us. “I’ve heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings.” In 1996, former “Saved by the Bell” sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, “Show Girls.”

Screech

2 more stories to report today.

Paris Hilton could face six months in jail. The hotel heiress was charged yesterday with driving under the influence. She’s due to arraigned tomorrow in L.A. Superior Court. Hilton was busted on Sept. 7 after cops stopped her Mercedes-Benz SLR. The “Simple Life” star, who said she’d had one margarita that night, denied driving recklessly but has admitted, “Maybe I was speeding a little bit.”

Paris

And finally,   Nicole Richie says there is “no chance” that she’ll reconcile with her former best friend Paris Hilton — at least in the near future. The star of “The Simple Life” also says that there’s nothing about the friendship that she misses. “We haven’t been friends in about three years,” Richie told talk show host Tyra Banks, explaining that she and Hilton’s friendship had actually ended a couple of years before Hilton announced it.

Nicole
Finally, I have had some requests for this link, so here it is.

 http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0609/lindsay-lohan-crotch-flash-01.jpg&info=Lindsay%20Lohan%20pussy%20pictures

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Jacko smoking cracko?

Sunday, September 24th, 2006

First all I want with all the best wishes to my two friends who got married over the weekend.  I with them both the best of luck.  And away I go.

Michael Jackson is reportedly looking to buy a castle in Ireland and he’s also considering opening up a leprechaun-inspired theme park.  Jackson apparently is fascinated by leprechauns and the myths and folklore of Ireland.  The idea would cost an estimated 500 million euros (about $635 million) to put into action.  Maybe he should sell the rights to The Beatles songbook in order to pay for this park.  I wonder what the height requirement is to ride Jackson himself.  Oh I kid.

Jacko

Forbes” magazine has put out its annual list of Richest People in America and, for the first time, everyone on the list is a billionaire.  Bill Gates is number one again with $53 billion and Warren Buffet is second with $48 billion.  Also on the list are David Geffen, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, Oprah Winfrey and Donald Trump.  Martha Stewart didn’t make the cut after losing $395 million in the last year.  I guess that serves the queen-bi**h right.

Martha

Tiger Woods is outraged this morning after an Irish tabloid paper ran fake nude pictures of his wife.  Woods’ wife, he acknowledges, was a former model and often donned bikinis for shoots, but says that the tabloids’ linking her to pornographic websites is false and unacceptable.  The paper has since apologized, saying that it was only meant as a satire.  It is still yet to be determined whether or not there will be a lawsuit filed.

Tiger

3 more stories to report.  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have started a charitable group called the Jolie/Pitt Foundation.  So far they have donated $2 million to humanitarian causes, $1 million to Global Action for Children and $1 million to Medecins sans Frontieres/Doctors Without Borders.  Angelina Jolie is a goodwill ambassador for the U.N. High Commission for Refugees.   I guess homewreckers do actually have hearts.

Brad

“Saturday Night Live” has announced the departure of several cast members including Rachel Dratch, Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell as well as many of the long-running show’s writers.  “SNL” returns with its season premiere on September 30th.  The season opener will be hosted by Dane Cook with musical guests The Killers.  Seth Meyers will join Amy Pohler to fill Tina Fey’s vacant seat on “Weekend Update”.  I guess the only one that I really care about leaving is Horatio Sanz.  He really is quite funny.  Oh well.

And finally

“In Touch Weekly” is reporting this morning that Daniel Smith had been in and out of the hospital for a month before his death.  Apparently Smith had an elevated heart rate that may have been caused by an unsafe combination of prescription drugs: Ambien for insomnia coupled with Lexapro for depression. 

Daniel

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Willie Get High?

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

And away I go.

Willie Nelson had a run-in with Louisiana police yesterday.  Police boarded Nelson’s tour bus after smelling suspicious odors and found almost 2 pounds of marijuana as well as narcotic hallucinogenic mushrooms.  Nelson was issued several citations.  Oh that Willie.  He is such a classy guy.

Willie

Oh my oh my oh my.   Aaron Carter, 18, proposed on stage Sunday night to his girlfriend, Playboy playmate Kari Ann Peniche, 22.  Peniche was named Miss United States Teen in 2003 but had the title revoked after she posed for “Playboy”.  This will be the first marriage for both Carter and Peniche.  This might just be a great publicity stunt for my new favorite show about to debut, Meet The Carters.

Carter

Taylor Hanson is a daddy again. He is the middle Hanson brother, his wife Natalie gave birth to their third child. How old does that make you feel?!  I remember the classic MmmBop Days.

Hanson

Matt LeBlanc is divorcing his wife Melissa. But according to TMZ.Com, Matt has no lawyer! He is going to be representing himself. Is he insane?! It looks like he is going to lose a ton of his Friends money.  Maybe if Joey was a bigger success he would be able to hire a lawyer.

Joey

And finaly.  It appears that Lindsay Lohan was in the emergency room again on Friday.  She was at a fashion week party and she slipped and fell.  It appears she fractured her wrist in 2 places.  Maybe some drugs will teach her how to wear panties.

LL

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Sutton Pierce?

Saturday, September 16th, 2006

And away I go.  It felt weird waking up this morning, and not being at the lake.  Eh, whatever.
 

I might as well start off with the most important news of the weekend.  Britney and K-fed have decided on a name for their new baby.  Their new son is named Sutton Pierce Federline.  That makes 2 SPF’s.  I guess Billy-Joe-Jim-Bob Federline was already taken.
 

Britney

 This comes from Us Weekly.  John Mayer says he will never date a girl who flashes him her boobs during the show. The reason he says is that he doesn’t want to tell people how they met.  I wonder if J-Sims flashed him at one of this shows, thus leading to there 2 week relationship.

Mayer 

The public memorial for “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin will be held next Tuesday at Irwin’s family’s wildlife park in Australia.  They’re handing out free tickets to the service and expect hordes of people to be in attendance.  Animal Planet will be airing the memorial service commercial free in its entirety here in the U.S.  I wish to have a memorial service when I do.  To be aired, commercial free on MTV, with the bitches from Laguna Beach there to pay their final respects.
 

This is coming from the NY Daily News.  Rapper Jay-Z is coming out of retirement.  He’ll release a new album called “Kingdom Come” next month and follow that up with a tour.  By the way there has been some speculation as of late that Jay-Z has been messing around on Beyonce with Rihanna.  Maybe it is because Beyonce is so 2 years ago.  Have you heard her new cd.  It smells worse than one of Dill’s Farts.

Jay-Z 

Whitney Houston has filed for legal separation from Bobby Brown.  Houston filed the documents Friday and Brown was served with them yesterday.  Whitney plans on officially filing for divorce next month.  And the word is that the couple has not been living together for quite some time.  Brown will be back in a Massachusetts courtroom next week to deal with unpaid child support payments.  Umm, Ok.  It is about time.

Whitney 

OK, 2 more stories to report. 
 

So I guess racism does not pay.  Thursday’s launch of “Survivor: Cook Islands,” featuring four racially based “tribes” of whites, blacks, Asian-Americans and Latinos, averaged 18 million viewers, easily ranking as the night’s biggest broadcast in U.S. prime time. But it also was the least-watched “Survivor” season opener — and the lowest-rated in terms of advertisers’ favorite audience, viewers aged 18 to 49 — since the very first installment in the summer of 2000 (15.5 million.  Ha, serves them right.  What were they thinking splitting the teams up by race?  What a crock.
And finally, the star of the cult hit film “Napoleon Dynamite” and his wife are expecting their first child, his publicist confirmed Friday.  Heder, 28, appears in the upcoming film “School for Scoundrels.”  Heder and wife Kirsten married in 2002. He made his film breakthrough playing Napoleon, a memorable oddball, in the 2004 film.  Good for the two of them.  I have seen previews for School of Scoundrels with Billy Bob Thorton, and it looks quite funny.

Heder 

 

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Britney’s Baby

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

And away I go.  Corporate Mango is busier than a milf during fleetweek.

Britney Spears gave birth to a healthy baby boy yesterday morning at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.  The child, still unnamed, is Spears’ second child with husband, Kevin Federline.  Their first child, Sean Preston, is 1-year-old.  So any wagers on how many kids Britney will have by the time she is 35?  My vote is 4 more.

Britney

There is new information this morning regarding Anna Nicole Smith’s 20-year-old son.  According to “The Daily News” now Daniel’s death was unnatural and may have been caused by an overdose of anti-depressants.  They are reporting that Daniel was vomiting uncontrollably before his death and that authorities found the hospital room splattered with vomit and blood.  They’re also saying that Anna Nicole erupted into a violent rage while trying to resuscitate her son.   An autopsy was done yesterday to further explore the cause of his untimely death, though results will not be available until Friday.  No offense but if Anna Nicole was my mom, I would be on meds as well.

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The “Girls Gone Wild” series producer has been fined $2.1 million for not verifying the ages of the girls in the films.  Joe Francis is not facing any jail time.  It would be interesting to see how he would have been treated in jail.  A new ear here, a foreign object inserted there.

People Magazine” took a poll of the Best Dressed Celebrities.  Jennifer Aniston came in a number 1 with 54% of the vote.  Rounding out the top 3 are Halle Berry in 2nd and Jessica Alba in 3rd place..  I wonder if Britney placed on the list.

2 more stories to report today. 

The NY Times is getting reports this morning that Australians are taking matters into their own hands in regard to “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin’s death.  At least 10 stingrays in Australia have been found dead and mutilated since Irwin’s tragic death last week. 

and finally,

After weeks of speculation, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have both denied reports that they are a couple. The drama all started a couple weeks ago when People and Us Weekly magazines ran cover stories suggesting the pair were dating, with Simpson quoted as saying, “I’m in love!” Since the media frenzy surrounding their alleged relationship, the two have both come out to state they are not a couple. When Jessica was asked by The View co-host Rosie O’Donnell if she was seeing John she said, “I’m actually not dating John Mayer. He’s my friend.”   Friend with benefits I bet.  I wonder if those benefits include those funbags if Jessica?

 j=sis

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Paris Arrested

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

Well we all have that magical day when we were born, and today is mine.  Mad birthday love to Me.  I have the ability to some how milk my birthday for 4 out of the past 5 days.  Now, onto the update.
 

This is just straight off the presses. 
 

Paris Hilton was arrested early Thursday for investigation of driving under the influence after she was spotted in Hollywood “driving erratically,” police said.  Hilton was arrested shortly before 12:30 a.m., said police Officer I. Isabella.  “The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication. A field sobriety test was conducted at scene, and the officers determined she was driving under the influence,” Isabella said, reading from a police statement. He said officers stopped Hilton because she was “driving erratically.”  So when did Nicole become the stable one in that friendship?

Paris 

This is coming from people.com, so apparently when Lindsay Lohan’s Dad arrived at prison last year he noticed that many of the other prisoners had pictures of his daughter Lindsay Lohan in their lockers and she was in bikinis and pictures of her famous nipslips. This upset him and he asked the other prisoners to take the pictures down. Some of them did and some had to be persuaded.  I wonder what he had as a bartering tool.  Maybe a handie?

Lindsay

 Some exciting news to report today.  Congratulations goes out to Marcia Cross, she and her hubby are expecting their first baby. Marcia is due in April when Housewives wraps filming their new season. No word on whether they will write the baby into the storyline.  Was not she the one who everyone thought was gay and having a relationship with Aunt Becky about a year ago.  Go Figure. 

Marcia 
 
Well this will just be murder for my wallett.  Gwen Stefani is coming out with her own line of dolls. They will each cost $24.95!  There will be 8 of them and they will be available at Target.  I guess the little Gwens can join my Urkle Doll, my Saved By The Bell dolls, and my collection of other pop cultural icons in doll form.
 

Word is this morning that David Letterman is very close to signing a new deal that will keep him on the air through the 2009-2010 season.  They’re not saying how much the deal is worth yet, but Letterman could sign on the dotted line as early as today.  That would just be ducky.  I am totally a Letterman fan over that hack Leno.  Letterman

 

OK, one more story to report today.   Heather Locklear and David Spade are taking a break from their six-month relationship, according to media reports.  The couple were first spotted kissing at an after party for Spade’s series Showbiz Show in March - one month after Locklear filed for divorce from Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora.  A source tells People magazine, “Heather is still going through a lot with Denise (Richards) and Richie. It’s just too soon for her to get serious. They are still friends. It’s not ugly.”  Well that is good news.  I guess David can go back to hitting on popstars.   

lock 

And finally yesterday K-fed performed on The Ellen Degeneres Show.  Man is he just a trip to watch.  View here for yourself.
 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fmjgrZUTvvk
 

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Back Big Time

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006

Where do I begin.  I do appologize about not updating Mangoout.com for a couple of weeks, things in my life have been kind of hectic.  Anyways, away I go.
 

Ellen Degeneres and Portia DeRossi had a small car accident over the weekend.  They were in Hollywood and a woman hit the car behind Ellen’s and caused a 3-car collision. Thankfully everybody is okay.  Well atleast they did not drown in Ricki Lake.  Oh that old gag.
 

Ellen

Please say this isn’t so! Katherine McPhee is apparently in the running to play Wonder Woman in an upcoming movie according to Hollywood.Com.  Well that just sucks.  She can not sing that well, and now we will find out that she is a terrible actress. 
 

AI

Some sad news to report to all my loyal readers.  On Monday, Steve Irwin was killed.  “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin’s body is back home in Queensland and the debates now turn to whether or not the video of his death will be released. Irwin was killed Monday after being pierced through the heart by a sting ray barb. Irwin was underwater at the time, filming a new documentary on Australia’s Great Barrier Reef. Police say that there was nothing suspicious about the incident and that there is no evidence that Irwin provoked the animal. Irwin, 44, leaves behind a wife and two children.

steve 

Rosie O’Donnell began her new gig as co-host of ABC’s “The View” yesterday morning. O’Donnell says she hand-picked Jessica Simpson to be a guest on the show for her first day on the job. Simpson used the opportunity to clear up the rumors floating around that she was dating John Mayer. Simpson said that she is not dating Mayer and that they are just friends. Mayer last week also released a statement on his website denying any romantic relationship.

Rosie 

Some more sad news to report.  It appears that Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth have ended their on-again off-again relationship.  Us Weekly is reporting that Orlando has gotten a big head since the success of  Pirates 2.

Orlando

 

The first pictures of baby Suri Cruise that debuted on CBS Evening news the other night will be part of a 12-page spread in the upcoming issue of “Vanity Fair” magazine. 

2 more stories.  North Jersey resident Puffy Daddy no wait, Puffy, no wait, P Diddy is expecting twins.  The babies mama is his long-time girlfriend Kim Porter.
 

And finally.
 

This comes from popdirt.com.  After Ashlee Simpson was spotted snuggling and kissing Fall Out Boy’s bassist/spokesman Pete Wentz, Simpson’s rep tells Us Weekly that Simpson and Braxton “broke up about a week ago. They have decided to take a break.” A Simpson source said, “Ashlee has been telling everyone that she’s over Braxton,” adding that Wentz recently dumped girlfriend Michelle Trachtenberg in order to be with Simpson.

ashlee

 

That is it kiddies.  I will do my best to report again tomorrow or Friday.
 

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