I have a big old update today for my loyal subjects. I hope that everyone is having a pleasant week, and Away I Go.
In what happens to be one of the screwiest stories of the year so far, the baby’s daddy of Anna Nicole Smith’s new daughter has been revealed. Did you see Anna Nicole Smiths lawyer, Howard K. Stern. on Larry King Live last night? Stern said that he is the father of Annas new baby girl and they named the baby Daniel Lynn after Annas son Daniel. He siad on the show that they do plan on getting married and live in the Bahamas. Stern was also featured on Anna Nicole’s reality show, and has been helping her with the case against the childred of her now deceased billionare husband. It is getting quite juicey kiddies.
Marcia Cross who plays Bree on “Desperate Housewives” is pregnant in real life. The writers were going to try and put that into the show, but it turns out it’s not going to happen. Maybe Gabriella can sell one of her babies to Bree?
I am so happy for LC (Lauren Conrad) right now. Jason from “Laguna Beach” and “The Hills” has been arrested again. If you do remember 3 weeks ago Jason was arrested in NY for Possession of a Controlled Substance (cocaine), resisting arrest, and bribery? This time Jason got into a fight with a tow truck driver, and has been charged with misdemeanor battery. Man what an upstanding citizen.
The Barbara Walters exclusive interview with Terry Irwin, widow of “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin airs tonight on a special episode of “20/20”. The special will also feature interviews with Irwin’s kids and his business partner who was present when Irwin was killed. Terry Irwin tells Walters in the interview that the videotaped footage of her husband’s death will never be seen by the public.
This comes from US Weekly. Madonna and Guy Richie are heading to South Africa this week to adopt twins. The couple was going to adopt one of the children, but decided that they did not want to split up the twins.
This comes from The Daily News. He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom “Saved by the Bell.” But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape. Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us. We can’t get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a “Dirty Sanchez.” Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood’s biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he’s acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond. “Just when you think you have seen everything in this business,” he tells us, “mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it.” Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler’s Larry Flynt, Vivid’s Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video. Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He’s a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on “Welcome Back, Kotter”) on Fox’s “Celebrity Boxing 2.” Diamond’s manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom “The Knights of Prosperity.” “I haven’t seen the tape,” Paul told us. “I’ve heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings.” In 1996, former “Saved by the Bell” sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, “Show Girls.”
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Paris Hilton could face six months in jail. The hotel heiress was charged yesterday with driving under the influence. She’s due to arraigned tomorrow in L.A. Superior Court. Hilton was busted on Sept. 7 after cops stopped her Mercedes-Benz SLR. The “Simple Life” star, who said she’d had one margarita that night, denied driving recklessly but has admitted, “Maybe I was speeding a little bit.”
And finally, Nicole Richie says there is “no chance” that she’ll reconcile with her former best friend Paris Hilton — at least in the near future. The star of “The Simple Life” also says that there’s nothing about the friendship that she misses. “We haven’t been friends in about three years,” Richie told talk show host Tyra Banks, explaining that she and Hilton’s friendship had actually ended a couple of years before Hilton announced it.
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