Mango Out

And away I go.  Corporate Mango is busier than a milf during fleetweek.

Britney Spears gave birth to a healthy baby boy yesterday morning at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.  The child, still unnamed, is Spears’ second child with husband, Kevin Federline.  Their first child, Sean Preston, is 1-year-old.  So any wagers on how many kids Britney will have by the time she is 35?  My vote is 4 more.

There is new information this morning regarding Anna Nicole Smith’s 20-year-old son.  According to “The Daily News” now Daniel’s death was unnatural and may have been caused by an overdose of anti-depressants.  They are reporting that Daniel was vomiting uncontrollably before his death and that authorities found the hospital room splattered with vomit and blood.  They’re also saying that Anna Nicole erupted into a violent rage while trying to resuscitate her son.   An autopsy was done yesterday to further explore the cause of his untimely death, though results will not be available until Friday.  No offense but if Anna Nicole was my mom, I would be on meds as well.

The “Girls Gone Wild” series producer has been fined $2.1 million for not verifying the ages of the girls in the films.  Joe Francis is not facing any jail time.  It would be interesting to see how he would have been treated in jail.  A new ear here, a foreign object inserted there.

People Magazine” took a poll of the Best Dressed Celebrities.  Jennifer Aniston came in a number 1 with 54% of the vote.  Rounding out the top 3 are Halle Berry in 2^nd and Jessica Alba in 3^rd place..  I wonder if Britney placed on the list.

2 more stories to report today. 

The NY Times is getting reports this morning that Australians are taking matters into their own hands in regard to “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin’s death.  At least 10 stingrays in Australia have been found dead and mutilated since Irwin’s tragic death last week. 

and finally,

After weeks of speculation, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have both denied reports that they are a couple. The drama all started a couple weeks ago when People and Us Weekly magazines ran cover stories suggesting the pair were dating, with Simpson quoted as saying, “I’m in love!” Since the media frenzy surrounding their alleged relationship, the two have both come out to state they are not a couple. When Jessica was asked by The View co-host Rosie O’Donnell if she was seeing John she said, “I’m actually not dating John Mayer. He’s my friend.”   Friend with benefits I bet.  I wonder if those benefits include those funbags if Jessica?