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Britney’s Cooter

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006

Ok Ok Ok, What is the deal with Britney and her Cooter poopin out all over the place.  And, by the way, Away I go.

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Britney

Britney 

Snoop Dogg was arrested on narcotics and weapons charges yesterday in Burbank, CA just minutes after taping “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”.  Snoop was booked last night after police found weapons and cocaine on him.  He was released on $60,000 bail after several hours in jail.  Oh Snoop Dizzie, when you gonna get your shizzle togetherizzle?

Snoop

Saturday Night Live” comedian Tracey Morgan was arrested early this morning for drunk driving.  Morgan, 38, was pulled over in Manhattan at 4:30 a.m. while driving his Cadillac Escalade.  Morgan smelled of alcohol and later failed a breathalyzer test at the station.  That sucks, I am totally feeling his new show.  Eh, hopefully he will learn his lesson.

Morgan

The post Thanksgiving Billboard 200 chart sees rapper Jay-Z at No. 1 with his album ‘Kingdom Come.’  The album sold more than 680,000 copies, making it his biggest sales week ever as well as his ninth No. 1 on the chart, Billboard.com reported.  American Idol season five finalist Chris Daughtry enters the chart at No. 2 with his self-titled debut, while the hits compilation ‘NOW 23′ holds steady at No. 3 for a second week.  The Beatles’ ‘Love,’ the soundtrack to Cirque du Soleil’s Las Vegas show of the same name, debuts at No. 4 and Snoop Dogg’s ‘The Blue Carpet Treatment’ comes in at No. 5, earning him his ninth top 10 album.  Where the hell did Chris come from?  And moving 350,000 copies is quite impressive. Chris

During a Los Angeles concert by the Dixie Chicks, the country trio dedicated a song to rapper Kevin Federline because of his current marriage troubles.  While appearing at Los Angeles’ Staples Center on Friday night, Dixie Chicks lead singer Natalie Maines dedicated the group’s hit, “White Trash Wedding,” to Federline due to his ongoing marital troubles with his wife, singer Britney Spears, Access Hollywood reported.  “I’m gonna dedicate this next song to K-Fed,” Maines said at the concert, that counted the cast of NBC’s Heroes among those in attendance.

Dixie 

OK 2 more stories to report today bitches.  Jennifer Aniston is considering appearing on the greatest celebrity dance show.  The former Friends actress is an avid fan of Dancing With The Stars – which sees celebrities coupled with professional ballroom dancers and then compete against one-another in knock-out rounds – and is delighted bosses have invited her to participate.  A source told Britain’s Daily Express newspaper: “She’s seriously considering doing the show and thinks it would be a laugh.”JA

Last week, former American football player Emmitt Smith was crowned winner of this year’s ABC show – which is based on the British series Strictly Come Dancing.  He saw off stiff competition from a host of stars including talk show host Jerry Springer, actress Vivica A Fox and actor Mario Lopez.

 Jennifer is not the only celebrity to admit to being a devoted fan.  British royal Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, recently expressed a desire to appear on the show.  She said: “I’d quite like to go on ‘Dancing With The Stars. I’d like them to teach me the tango.”  The 47-year-old duchess – who divorced Prince Andrew in 1996 – developed a passion for the romantic dance while in Buenos Aires, Argentina.  Oh only time will tell if we get to see Rachel Green doing her freestyle dance to Madonna Vogue.

York 

And finally,

Rosie O’Donnell wants Britney Spears to stop hanging out with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, and to start wearing underwear.   O’Donnell said on “The View” that Spears should move in with her, her partner Kelli and their kids so she could have a “stable family around her.”  Co-host Joy Behar doesn’t think that’s a good idea because she says Spears would be a “bad influence” on the kids. O’Donnell disagreed.  Barbara Walters asked O’Donnell if Spears does move in, “are you gonna get her to wear underwear?”  Spears has just joined Lohan and Hilton in getting caught without underwear by the paparazzi. O’Donnell says Victoria’s Secret should send them all some panties because “they need to be kept a secret down there.”  

 Rosie

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Pamela and Kid Rocky Relationship

Monday, November 27th, 2006

Well Well Well, it is Monday early evening, and I write this sitting in my apartment watching back to back episodes of Saved By The Bell on my tivo.  And away I go.

 

After almost four months of marriage, actress Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from musician Kid Rock. Various online reports indicate that the former Baywatch babe and the rap-rocker each filed divorce papers Monday, citing irreconcilable differences.   Wow, and I thought these two would last.  Man oh Man.

Pam  

Elton John stunned fans at a gig in Brisbane, Australia Sunday night, when he was forced to leave the stage so he could vomit.  The star had been performing for two hours at the Brisbane Entertainment Center when he suddenly felt unwell and disappeared for five minutes.  On his return, Elton told the audience, “I thought I’d better ‘chunder’ in the toilet rather than all over the front row.”   I wonder if he was in the middle of Tiny Puker?  Oh that old gag.

Elton 

Former American Idol competitor and ‘Dreamgirls’ co-star Jennifer Hudson has been signed to Arista Records, which since its inception has been home to an illustrious group of award-winning mega-star female artists including Whitney Houston, Aretha Franklin, Dionne Warwick, Annie Lennox, Sarah McLachlan, Dido and others.   Hudson will head into the studio next year to begin recording her debut album.   There are some rumors going around that on the set of Dreamgirls Beyonce and Jennifer Hudson had some verbal altercations.

J-Hud 

Over the weekend,  “Happy Feet” took the top spot at the box office over the Thanksgiving weekend, bringing in $37.9 million.  The new James Bond film, “Casino Royale” stayed in second place with $31 million.  Denzel Washington’s new one, “Déjà vu” led the pack of new releases with $20.8 million and the holiday comedy “Deck the Halls” debuted at #4 with $12 million.  Happy Feet has taken in over 100 million dollars in the 10 days it has been released.

OK 2 more stories to report.  England’s Princes William and Harry are planning a huge concert for July 1st to commemorate the 10th anniversary of their mother, Princess Diana’s death.  The event will be held for Wembley Stadium and will reportedly be broadcast worldwide.    I wonder if Elton would show up to perform his hit song.

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And finally, there is another celebrity couple to report that has called it quits.  Hilary Duff and Joel Madden from Good Charlotte have called off their 2 and a half year relationship.  The reason behind it, is said to be the age difference.  Joel is 27 years old, while Hilary is a young subtle 19 years young.  Good Charlotte is about to launch a national tour.  I wonder if he plans on laying hot teen girls on this tour.

Hilary

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Black Eyes Peas Eyed The Prize

Saturday, November 25th, 2006

I hope that all my loyal minions had a pleasant Thanksgiving, and away I go.
 

The Black Eyed Peas were triple winners at the American Music Awards Tuesday night.  Britney Spears made a surprise appearance to present the first award of the night.  Apparently Britney is upset with the awards because they did a skit where they killed off K-Fed by putting him in a wooden crate, and dumped him into the river.  Obviously it was a k-fed look-a-like, not the real one.  I think the real K-Fed was shopping at Target or something.  Other big winners were Kelly Clarkson and The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
 

BEP 

It was Rosie O’Donnell v. Kelly Ripa yesterday on “The View”.  The on-air catfight began after Kelly Ripa had Clay Aiken as a guest host the other day and made a comment to him that O’Donnell heard and construed as “homophobic”.  Ripa was apparently watching “The View” and heard O’Donnell say this, prompting Ripa to call in to the show for a 5 minute grudge match.  Oh man things are really getting good.  I missed soapbox Rosie, and it was only a matter of time before she took a stand on The View.
 

Rosie 

TMZ.com is reporting that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are getting together one more time.  No No No, NOT FOR THAT!!!!!  They are about to make a joint-statement that there is no sex tape!  Damn just as I was getting excited to see Britney all kind of neked.
 

Britney 

Paris Hilton shocked revelers at a Las Vegas nightclub when she got up to perform but ended up vomiting on stage instead.  Singer Joshua Radin was among the guests who went to a nightclub to hear rapper Shawn “Jay-Z” Carter perform and found himself sitting next to the socialite-turned-singer.  Radin writes on his MySpace page, “Paris Hilton was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good five hours.  “Now don’t get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch.  “She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every six minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing eighteen inches from us.”
 

Paris 

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have sparked rumors they are dating again after being spotted together in Los Angeles on Saturday night.  Simpson famously fired her publicist earlier this year over reports she was dating the singer, but the celebrity couple may indeed be together again after allegedly getting cozy at top nightspots.  According to E! News, the pair was spotted in Beverly Hills enjoying a night out on the town together.
JM 

OK, 2 more stories to report.  The Sun reports that with Gwen Stefani set to release her second solo album ‘The Sweet Escape’ next month, the singer is looking forward to returning to No Doubt soon. “I don’t think I will make another solo album,” she said. “I can’t predict anything, but I don’t plan on making one of these solo dance project records. I definitely feel myself going back to No Doubt after this to do a new album.”
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And finally, The New York Post reports that when Wilmer Valderrama asked Lindsay Lohan’s mother Dina on Wednesday where the family would be for Thanksgiving, Dina told him his ex-lover would “miss Thanksgiving dinner in New York because she was flying to California for Robert Altman’s funeral.” The insider overheard who saw the pair at CW11 morning news, where Valderrama and Dina’s daughter Ali were making appearances, overheard Dina say, “Robert was like a grandfather to Lindsay and gave her a real break in ‘A Prairie Home Companion.’”
 

That is it kiddies
 

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