Archive for November, 2006

Britney’s Cooter

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006

Ok Ok Ok, What is the deal with Britney and her Cooter poopin out all over the place.  And, by the way, Away I go.

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Britney

Britney 

Snoop Dogg was arrested on narcotics and weapons charges yesterday in Burbank, CA just minutes after taping “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”.  Snoop was booked last night after police found weapons and cocaine on him.  He was released on $60,000 bail after several hours in jail.  Oh Snoop Dizzie, when you gonna get your shizzle togetherizzle?

Snoop

Saturday Night Live” comedian Tracey Morgan was arrested early this morning for drunk driving.  Morgan, 38, was pulled over in Manhattan at 4:30 a.m. while driving his Cadillac Escalade.  Morgan smelled of alcohol and later failed a breathalyzer test at the station.  That sucks, I am totally feeling his new show.  Eh, hopefully he will learn his lesson.

Morgan

The post Thanksgiving Billboard 200 chart sees rapper Jay-Z at No. 1 with his album ‘Kingdom Come.’  The album sold more than 680,000 copies, making it his biggest sales week ever as well as his ninth No. 1 on the chart, Billboard.com reported.  American Idol season five finalist Chris Daughtry enters the chart at No. 2 with his self-titled debut, while the hits compilation ‘NOW 23′ holds steady at No. 3 for a second week.  The Beatles’ ‘Love,’ the soundtrack to Cirque du Soleil’s Las Vegas show of the same name, debuts at No. 4 and Snoop Dogg’s ‘The Blue Carpet Treatment’ comes in at No. 5, earning him his ninth top 10 album.  Where the hell did Chris come from?  And moving 350,000 copies is quite impressive. Chris

During a Los Angeles concert by the Dixie Chicks, the country trio dedicated a song to rapper Kevin Federline because of his current marriage troubles.  While appearing at Los Angeles’ Staples Center on Friday night, Dixie Chicks lead singer Natalie Maines dedicated the group’s hit, “White Trash Wedding,” to Federline due to his ongoing marital troubles with his wife, singer Britney Spears, Access Hollywood reported.  “I’m gonna dedicate this next song to K-Fed,” Maines said at the concert, that counted the cast of NBC’s Heroes among those in attendance.

Dixie 

OK 2 more stories to report today bitches.  Jennifer Aniston is considering appearing on the greatest celebrity dance show.  The former Friends actress is an avid fan of Dancing With The Stars - which sees celebrities coupled with professional ballroom dancers and then compete against one-another in knock-out rounds - and is delighted bosses have invited her to participate.  A source told Britain’s Daily Express newspaper: “She’s seriously considering doing the show and thinks it would be a laugh.”JA

Last week, former American football player Emmitt Smith was crowned winner of this year’s ABC show - which is based on the British series Strictly Come Dancing.  He saw off stiff competition from a host of stars including talk show host Jerry Springer, actress Vivica A Fox and actor Mario Lopez.

 Jennifer is not the only celebrity to admit to being a devoted fan.  British royal Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, recently expressed a desire to appear on the show.  She said: “I’d quite like to go on ‘Dancing With The Stars. I’d like them to teach me the tango.”  The 47-year-old duchess - who divorced Prince Andrew in 1996 - developed a passion for the romantic dance while in Buenos Aires, Argentina.  Oh only time will tell if we get to see Rachel Green doing her freestyle dance to Madonna Vogue.

York 

And finally,

Rosie O’Donnell wants Britney Spears to stop hanging out with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, and to start wearing underwear.   O’Donnell said on “The View” that Spears should move in with her, her partner Kelli and their kids so she could have a “stable family around her.”  Co-host Joy Behar doesn’t think that’s a good idea because she says Spears would be a “bad influence” on the kids. O’Donnell disagreed.  Barbara Walters asked O’Donnell if Spears does move in, “are you gonna get her to wear underwear?”  Spears has just joined Lohan and Hilton in getting caught without underwear by the paparazzi. O’Donnell says Victoria’s Secret should send them all some panties because “they need to be kept a secret down there.”  

 Rosie

Here is the youtube.com link

 http://youtube.com/watch?v=cOol1oDRdzk

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Pamela and Kid Rocky Relationship

Monday, November 27th, 2006

Well Well Well, it is Monday early evening, and I write this sitting in my apartment watching back to back episodes of Saved By The Bell on my tivo.  And away I go.

 

After almost four months of marriage, actress Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from musician Kid Rock. Various online reports indicate that the former Baywatch babe and the rap-rocker each filed divorce papers Monday, citing irreconcilable differences.   Wow, and I thought these two would last.  Man oh Man.

Pam  

Elton John stunned fans at a gig in Brisbane, Australia Sunday night, when he was forced to leave the stage so he could vomit.  The star had been performing for two hours at the Brisbane Entertainment Center when he suddenly felt unwell and disappeared for five minutes.  On his return, Elton told the audience, “I thought I’d better ‘chunder’ in the toilet rather than all over the front row.”   I wonder if he was in the middle of Tiny Puker?  Oh that old gag.

Elton 

Former American Idol competitor and ‘Dreamgirls’ co-star Jennifer Hudson has been signed to Arista Records, which since its inception has been home to an illustrious group of award-winning mega-star female artists including Whitney Houston, Aretha Franklin, Dionne Warwick, Annie Lennox, Sarah McLachlan, Dido and others.   Hudson will head into the studio next year to begin recording her debut album.   There are some rumors going around that on the set of Dreamgirls Beyonce and Jennifer Hudson had some verbal altercations.

J-Hud 

Over the weekend,  “Happy Feet” took the top spot at the box office over the Thanksgiving weekend, bringing in $37.9 million.  The new James Bond film, “Casino Royale” stayed in second place with $31 million.  Denzel Washington’s new one, “Déjà vu” led the pack of new releases with $20.8 million and the holiday comedy “Deck the Halls” debuted at #4 with $12 million.  Happy Feet has taken in over 100 million dollars in the 10 days it has been released.

OK 2 more stories to report.  England’s Princes William and Harry are planning a huge concert for July 1st to commemorate the 10th anniversary of their mother, Princess Diana’s death.  The event will be held for Wembley Stadium and will reportedly be broadcast worldwide.    I wonder if Elton would show up to perform his hit song.

H

And finally, there is another celebrity couple to report that has called it quits.  Hilary Duff and Joel Madden from Good Charlotte have called off their 2 and a half year relationship.  The reason behind it, is said to be the age difference.  Joel is 27 years old, while Hilary is a young subtle 19 years young.  Good Charlotte is about to launch a national tour.  I wonder if he plans on laying hot teen girls on this tour.

Hilary

Here is the youtube.com link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sXCN0o6FxzM

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Black Eyes Peas Eyed The Prize

Saturday, November 25th, 2006

I hope that all my loyal minions had a pleasant Thanksgiving, and away I go.
 

The Black Eyed Peas were triple winners at the American Music Awards Tuesday night.  Britney Spears made a surprise appearance to present the first award of the night.  Apparently Britney is upset with the awards because they did a skit where they killed off K-Fed by putting him in a wooden crate, and dumped him into the river.  Obviously it was a k-fed look-a-like, not the real one.  I think the real K-Fed was shopping at Target or something.  Other big winners were Kelly Clarkson and The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
 

BEP 

It was Rosie O’Donnell v. Kelly Ripa yesterday on “The View”.  The on-air catfight began after Kelly Ripa had Clay Aiken as a guest host the other day and made a comment to him that O’Donnell heard and construed as “homophobic”.  Ripa was apparently watching “The View” and heard O’Donnell say this, prompting Ripa to call in to the show for a 5 minute grudge match.  Oh man things are really getting good.  I missed soapbox Rosie, and it was only a matter of time before she took a stand on The View.
 

Rosie 

TMZ.com is reporting that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are getting together one more time.  No No No, NOT FOR THAT!!!!!  They are about to make a joint-statement that there is no sex tape!  Damn just as I was getting excited to see Britney all kind of neked.
 

Britney 

Paris Hilton shocked revelers at a Las Vegas nightclub when she got up to perform but ended up vomiting on stage instead.  Singer Joshua Radin was among the guests who went to a nightclub to hear rapper Shawn “Jay-Z” Carter perform and found himself sitting next to the socialite-turned-singer.  Radin writes on his MySpace page, “Paris Hilton was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good five hours.  “Now don’t get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch.  “She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every six minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing eighteen inches from us.”
 

Paris 

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have sparked rumors they are dating again after being spotted together in Los Angeles on Saturday night.  Simpson famously fired her publicist earlier this year over reports she was dating the singer, but the celebrity couple may indeed be together again after allegedly getting cozy at top nightspots.  According to E! News, the pair was spotted in Beverly Hills enjoying a night out on the town together.
JM 

OK, 2 more stories to report.  The Sun reports that with Gwen Stefani set to release her second solo album ‘The Sweet Escape’ next month, the singer is looking forward to returning to No Doubt soon. “I don’t think I will make another solo album,” she said. “I can’t predict anything, but I don’t plan on making one of these solo dance project records. I definitely feel myself going back to No Doubt after this to do a new album.”
 Gwenners

And finally, The New York Post reports that when Wilmer Valderrama asked Lindsay Lohan’s mother Dina on Wednesday where the family would be for Thanksgiving, Dina told him his ex-lover would “miss Thanksgiving dinner in New York because she was flying to California for Robert Altman’s funeral.” The insider overheard who saw the pair at CW11 morning news, where Valderrama and Dina’s daughter Ali were making appearances, overheard Dina say, “Robert was like a grandfather to Lindsay and gave her a real break in ‘A Prairie Home Companion.’”
 

That is it kiddies
 

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Kramer gone Krazy

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

Hope all my loyal readers are having a good shortened week, and away I go.

 

What better way to start reporting the news than with this doozie of a story.  Actor Michael Richards, best known for his role as Kramer on “Seinfeld”, appeared on David Letterman last night via satellite to apologize for his racist tirade at a Los Angeles comedy club the other night.  Richards angrily lashed out at a heckler, calling him the “N” word several times and causing many people to get up and leave the show.  On Letterman last night, Richards said that he lost his cool because he was being heckled and not because he is a bigot and said that he was “deeply, deeply sorry”.  Richards appeared on Letterman apparently after friend, Jerry Seinfeld, scheduled to be a guest that night, asked Letterman for help in letting Richards apologize for the incident.  Michael Richards has since been forever banned from L.A.’s Laugh Factory.  Oh Kramer, come on now.  You can not believe those beliefs. 

Kramer

I know a couple of days ago, I told you a story about OJ and how he will be interviewed on Fox plugging his new book.  Well,  News Corp. has decided to cancel the planned O.J. Simpson book and television interview, “If I Did It” after widespread criticism.  News Corp. chairman, Rupert Murdoch released the following statement:  “I and senior management agree with the American public that this was an ill-conceived project”, adding,   “We are sorry for any pain that this has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson.”  News Corp., who owns both Fox and the book’s publishing company, ReganBooks, pulled the plug after a dozen Fox affiliates earlier this week refused to air the Simpson interview in their markets.  Although some of the “If I Did It” books have been shipped to bookstores nationwide, those publications will be recalled and destroyed.  O.J. Simpson has reportedly seen no money from the book.  Nicole Brown Simpson’s sister, who has so far been silent during this whole ordeal, will speak out publicly for the first time today.    Thank God.  I would boycot Fox if they aired that, and that does mean no AI or Prison Break or House or 24.

OJ

Oh good, there is a GOD. As I reported last week that Kevin Federline, a.k.a. “FedEx”, was claiming that he had a 4-hour sex tape of he and Britney Spears.  Last we heard, he was threatening to sell and had already been offered an exorbitant amount of money.  Well, it turns out now that Britney Spears is not only admitting that there IS a sex tape, but she may give the sex tape away for free just so that Federline does not profit from its sale.  Good job Britney, way to stick it to K-Fed.

Britney

OK, 2 more stories to report.  Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have sparked rumors they are dating again after being spotted together in Los Angeles on Saturday night.  Simpson famously fired her publicist earlier this year over reports she was dating the singer, but the celebrity couple may indeed be together again after allegedly getting cozy at top nightspots.

J-Sis

And finally,  Janet Jackson’s breast-baring wardrobe malfunction at the 2004 Super Bowl show was unintended, lawyers for network CBS have argued.  CBS is challenging a $550,000 fine imposed by the Federal Communications Commission for indecency after the incident, claiming it had no way of preventing it from taking place.  The network has argued the FCC “failed to turn up even a shred of evidence suggesting that anyone at CBS participated (in the) wardrobe malfunction” - alleging Jackson and Justin Timberlake “independently and clandestinely devised the finale” which exposed Jackson’s breast for “nine-sixteenths of one second” to a TV audience of 90 million.  Fun-bags galore. 

 Janet

Here is the youtube.com link (Hint it might involve Kramer)

 http://youtube.com/watch?v=U3RjiVcIlhY

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Joey Potter Cruise

Saturday, November 18th, 2006

And away I go.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are in Rome gearing up for the big wedding tomorrow, which will reportedly be held in a 15th century castle overlooking Lake Bracciano. A private plane carrying many of the celebrity guests, including Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, John Travolta and Kelly Preston, JLo and Mark Anthony, and Brooke Shields, landed in Italy yesterday. Noticeably absent from the celebrity guest list is Oprah Winfrey. Tom’s bachelor party is set for tonight at an exclusive Italian restaurant. Additionally the couple has reportedly spent $2million, including ordering 100 limousines and between 6,000 and 10,00 roses for their nuptials.

Tomkat

The ratings are in and 29 million people tuned in to see Emmitt Smith and Cheryl Burke win this season’s finale of “Dancing With the Stars”, that’s more than tuned in to any other show this season. Producers of the show are considering bringing back it back in the spring to go head-to-head with “American Idol”.  Wow now that would be a tough decision for me to make.  I wonder if they can get a cast as stellar as this one.

 dwts

Both the “New York Daily News” and “The National Enquirer” are reporting this morning that a woman has come forward accusing Rachel Ray’s husband, John, of a series of unusual fetishes. Among the listed is the woman’s claim that Ray’s husband paid her to spit in his face.   Oh wow, now that is hot.  John is da man.

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It appears that Whitney Houston is dead broke in her New Jersey mansion. Her home is facing foreclosure on January 4th because of all the money she owes in back taxes. It turns out that Whitney’s Atlanta home has already been foreclosed on and is back on the market.   I wonder how far away she is from doing porn or Playboy in an attempt to restart her career.

Whitley

 O.J. Simpson has sparked outrage over his new book entitled “If I Did It”. Many, including the Brown and Goldman families, look at the book as basically a confession. Simpson will receive an estimated $3.5 million for the book which will be released in 2 weeks. O.J. will do a two-part interview on Fox to promote the book. That interview is set to air on November 27th and 29th.

 OJ

Ok 2 more stories to report today.  “People Magazine” has named George Clooney The Sexiest Man Alive for the second time. Clooney’s “Ocean’s 11” buddy Brad Pitt has also earned that title twice. The Sexiest Man Alive issue of “People” hits newsstands today.   Also on the list was Patrick Dempsey, Taye Diggs, and Ellen Degeneres. 

 gc

And finally, Michael Jackson performed at the World Music Awards in London this week, his first public performance since he was acquitted of child molestation charges. Jackson was expected to perform “Thriller” since it is the 25th anniversary of his landmark album. However, Jackson’s actual performance was something completely different. The singer took to the stage surrounded by a group of swaying, clapping children and sang only the chorus to “We Are the World”, which lasted about 20 seconds and was wrought with technical difficulties.

NJ 

I hope everyone has a nice weekend, and I will update you guys later on in the week.

 

Here is the youtube.com link

 http://youtube.com/watch?v=dZrT7qC4wB0

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Slater Who?

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

And away I go my loyal readers

 

Well, I am a little depressed about this, but tonight on Dancing With The Stars, Emmitt Smith beat Slater.  How dare he.  Slater is a much better dancer.  On Tuesday’s night show, Smith did a freestyle dance to MC Hammer’s Can’t Touch This.  It was more funny than talented.  Oh well, maybe next season they can get Stephen Coletti from Laguna.

Smith

Chris Brown will join Michael Jackson on stage at the World Music Awards tonight. This will be Michael Jackson’s first public performance since he was acquitted of child molestation charges. Jackson is also working on new material with help from will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas. No word yet on when that will be released.  I am actually kind of excited that Michael is making a comeback, rumor has it, Jackson is performing Thriler on this awards show tonight. It should be good, like a train-wreck.

Brown 

Magician David Blaine has a new stunt planned in conjunction with Target. Blaine will attempt to escape from shackles while dangling four stories above Times Square in an event sponsored by Target to promote their holiday sales.   What a man-whore.  Blaine will do anything.  I heard he is getting paid 1,500,000.00 to do this stunt.

Blaine

Alright 2 more sories to report. 

The East Memphis,Tennessee house Johnny Cash bought after recording his first Sun Records songs is on the eBay auction block.  Nashville partners in the Honky Tonk Hall of Fame are coordinating the auction of the house at 5676 Walnut Grove Place with an undisclosed minimum or reserve bid.  Honky Tonk Hall of Fame president Stephen Shutts said the reserve is “well under $1 million” with the online auction to continue for 30 days.   Well under a million dollars, for a house previously owned by Johnny Cash, I am totally in.

Cash 

And finally, 

Rocker David Crosby was disappointed when he learned Melissa Etheridge and her lesbian lover Julie Cypher were splitting up, because he donated sperm to help them conceive two children.  Crosby wanted to help his friends become parents and the couple’s son Beckett was born in 1998, followed by daughter Bailey in 2000.  He famously posed with Etheridge, Cypher and their children for a Rolling Stone cover, where the world discovered Crosby’s role in the conception.  To his dismay, Etheridge and Cypher decided to split up seven months later and now share custody of the two children.  Cypher is married to Matthew Hale while Etheridge is married to actress Tammy Lynn Michaels, who recently gave birth to twins using an anonymous sperm donor.

Crosby 

That is how it is done bitches,

Here’s the youtube.com link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qw3_nUUeyQ4 

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Britney Rears

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

Happy Tuesday Bitches.  Hope you all had a pleasant weekend and are having a pleasant week so far.  And away I go.

 

No Not Britney, Kevin Federline has come out claiming that he has a 4-hour sex tape of he and Britney Spears and he’s threatening to sell.  Federline says that he has already been offered a huge sum of money for it.  There are also reports this morning that Spears finally filed for divorce after she caught her husband in a hotel room with another woman.  Kevin Federline last Wednesday filed for sole custody of he and Spears’ two boys.  Spears also wants sole custody of their two children.

Brit

Denise Richards will not be facing criminal charges after the incident we reported last week where Richards threw a member of the paparazzi’s laptop over a balcony and it hit a woman in a wheelchair below.  Richards has since made a public apology for the incident which will air on “Access Hollywood” tonight.  Um Ok,  Why do celebrities get a free-pass to do whatever they want.

Denise

Tobey Maguire and his fiancée, Jennifer Meyer became parents over the weekend.  The couple welcomed a baby girl last Thursday night in L.A.  I guess she was caught up his spidey-spell.

Tobey

Unfortunatley, I have 2 deaths to report today.  Actor Jack Palance died over the weekend of natural causes.  Palance was 87.  The second death was R&B Singer Gerald Levert, who was only 40 years old, and is rumored to have died of a massiave heart attack.

Jack

Hell is apparently going to freeze over this weekend.   The Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes wedding is still set for this Saturday in Italy.  I think they registerd at IGaveTomMySoul.com and IamSecretlyGay.com

Tomkay

2 more stories to report today.  After three years in retirement, the lure of the rap game has brought one of the biggest names in music back into the limelight. Shawn “Jay-Z” Carter, who went from hustling on the streets of Brooklyn, New York, to selling over 33 million albums, came out of retirement when he hit the studio this summer to put together one of the most highly anticipated albums of the year. ‘Kingdom Come’ hits stores November 21, but has reportedly been leaked on the internet. It’s projected to sell one million copies in its first week of release.   Good for him.  The rap game is not the same without him.

 

And finally,

LeAnn Rimes has come to the defense of fellow country singer Faith Hill, whose shocking reaction was caught on camera at the Country Music Awards last Monday when Carrie Underwood beat her.  Hill appeared to be angry when she lost out on the Best Female Artist award to the American Idol star and was seen mouthing a shocked “What?” before walking off.  Rimes writes on her official website, “Okay, I usually keep quiet on topics like this, but I feel I need to stand up for my friend, Faith.  “She was just being honest and emotional like every other person sitting at home with an opinion.  I feel a 3-way celebrity bitchfest-slap-off about to happen.  Maybe it will air on Fox.

Rimes

Here is the youtube.com link for the day.

 http://youtube.com/watch?v=4Ey0NQVFo9A

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Baywatch Babe loses her baby

Friday, November 10th, 2006

Ok so I am still a little excited over the whole Britney - K-Fed divorce, but I will try to keep my emotions in check and update my lifeblood, MangoOut.com  And away I go.

Pamela Anderson’s people have confirmed that she suffered a miscarriage late last week.  Anderson says that she will keep trying and that she really wants to have a baby with her new husband, Kid Rock.    Wow, my heart really does go out to the two of them.  Pam really does appear to love her two sons with Tommy Lee, Dylan and Brandon.  Maybe she would have named this one Steve Sanders, with a mullett and everything.

Pam

Sad news for fans of FX’s hit drama, “Nip/Tuck”.  Joely Richardson who plays Julia McNamara has announced that she will be taking a leave of absence from the show to return to London to take care of an ill relative.  Richarson will apparently leave the show in the 10th or 11th episode this season, but will reportedly return for the season finale.  No word yet on how the integral character will be written off or whether she will return next season.  This is one of my favorite shows, and she will be sorely missed.

A weird story involving Charlie Sheen’s ex, Denise Richards to report this morning.  Richards is in Canada filming “Blonde and Blonder” with Pamela Anderson.  She was filming a scene up on a balcony when she saw paparazzi photographers snapping pictures.  Richards got angry and threw one of the photographers’ laptops over the side of the balcony.  Unfortunately, the computer flew threw the air and hit a woman in a wheelchair parked below.  They’re in the process of trying to sort out that situation and avoid a massive lawsuit.    Oh wow, I do love some good Denise Richards stories.  DeniseKevin Federline Wednesday responded to Britney’s petition for divorce by filing for sole custody of their two children.  Spears officially filed for divorce from husband, Kevin Federline on Tuesday, citing irreconcilable differences.  And Britney is saying that she wants sole custody of the couple’s two children.  Kevin Federline’s debut album, “Playing With Fire”, which hit stores perhaps appropriately on Halloween, sold an embarrassing 6,000 copies.  During Federline’s first public appearance at a show the other night, the “rapper” was on stage yelling things like, “I’m single now.  Who wants to dance with a pimp?”  Federline has now had to go as far as to cancel his upcoming shows, including dates in Cleveland, Atlantic City, Anaheim and San Diego.    Thank god I did not have tickets to see him down in AC.  Too Bad

.K-Fed This is some really exciting news.  American Idol” castoff from last season, Kellie Pickler will be getting her own ½ hour sitcom on Fox.  I just wonder who will help her read the cuecards?  I also wonder if they offered Justin Guarini an oppertunity to be an usher in the theater where the show will be filmed.Ok One more store to report today. The singer suffered a fatal heart attack at his Ohio home Friday. The entertainer was the son of O’Jays legend Eddie Levert and was known as “G-Bear” to his fans.  I actually own one of his cd’s and love it, he will be sorely missed.  Gerald

Here is the youtube.com link http://youtube.com/watch?v=f-I1gwoIRas You Know The Drill

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Britney’s Fed-up

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

Hum, Slow news day?  Um, I think not, I will try to report this in a calm and clear manner.  And away I go.

 

BRITNEY HAS FILED FOR DIVORCE.   

It looks like pop superstar Britney Spears has had enough of K-Fed! According to media reports, the 24-year-old singer is ending her two year marriage to 28-year-old rapper/dancer Kevin Federline due to “irreconcilable differences.” In court papers filed in Los Angeles Tuesday, the young mother is asking for both legal and physical custody of the couple’s two children, one-year-old Sean Preston and one-month-old Jayden James. The date of the separation was Monday, according to Spears. The same day she stunned talk show host David Letterman when she made her first post-pregnancy public appearance since giving birth to her second son.   Oh there is a God, and I will now worship at the Church of Single Britney.

brit

Kirstie Alley was on with Oprah yesterday showing off her new body as well.  Alley appeared in a bikini on the show after recently losing a large amount of weight on Jenny Craig.  I saw some pictures of it, and she lookd HOT, for a 60 year old.  Do I dare say a milf?

alley

Snoop Dogg turned himself in to the California authorities in style yesterday.  Snoop pulled up to the police station in a purple Porche with an entourage of bodyguards and lawyers to face charges of possession of a deadly weapon.  The charges stem from an incident where Snoop attempted to carry a collapsible baton on board a flight, a felony in this case because of the rapper’s extensive record.  Snoop was released on $150,000 bail, but is due back in court on December 14th.  The case could carry up to 3 years in prison, though it is unlikely that Snoop will serve time behind bars.    I just sure as hell hope he does not drop the Snizz-oap

Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff have announced that they will be going on tour.  The “Boom Shake the Land” tour launches in January.  Will Smith also has a new movie, “The Pursuit of Happiness” coming to theaters soon.    Um 1988 called, they want their rap act back, and parents I think finally do understand.

 

Jeff

 

The web tmz.com iis reporting that they may remake the film Dirty Dancing.with Mario Lopez may play Patrick Swayzes role.

 

 Lope

And finally, here is the youtube.com link,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32SWgal1SXs

You Know The Drill

Long Live Britney

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Chris Rock’in the single life

Sunday, November 5th, 2006

Yes I know, you can all pick your jaws up off the floor, because I updated 2 times in 2 days.  Holla.  And away I go.
 

TMZ.com is reporting that Chris Rock has begun divorce proceedings against his wife of nearly 10 years, Malaak Compton-Rock. TMZ is told that the comedian has hired a high-powered divorce attorney to represent him.  The couple, married in November of 1996, has two daughters — 4 year-old Lola and 2 year-old Zahra. Malaak is the Founder and Executive Director of Style WORKS; a non-profit, full-service salon that provides free services for women leaving welfare and entering the workforce.  I wish the two of them the best of luck in these hard times.  I wonder now if Chris Rock and Halle Berry can hook it.  They would just be the ultimate celebrity couple.  Look out Pootie Tang 2.
 

Rock 

This story comes to me from E Online, Hilary Swank has been sidelined with stitches in her forehead after being injured on the set of her new movie, I can exclusively report. Sources tell me that the two-time Oscar winner suffered a gash above one of her eyes yesterday in New York City while shooting the drama, P.S. I Love You.  Swank and her co-star Gerard Butler were filming a scene in which Butler performs a striptease. “His suspender snapped and hit Hilary above the eye,” one source tells E Online. 

Swank

If anyone is heading out to Vegas, they might want to check this out.  David Hasselhoff will appear in the Las Vegas production of “The Producers,” portraying the outrageous director who wears a dress that makes him look like the Chrysler Building and gets to tap dance as a show-biz-loving Adolf Hitler.  “The Producers” begins performances Jan. 31 at Paris Las Vegas. Brad Oscar will play the opportunistic Max Bialystock in the production. No word yet on who will be nebbish accountant Leo Bloom in this stage version of Mel Brooks’ 1968 movie about a pair of con artists who overfinance a Broadway musical in the hopes of producing a flop. The Broadway production has been playing at the
St. James Theatre since April 2001.

The Hoff 

Some sad news to report.  Child actress-turned-international diplomat Shirley Temple Black broke her wrist in a fall “a few weeks ago,” her publicist said Wednesday. Black, 78, is still wearing a cast on her right arm, said Rick Ross. “She’s fine,” he said. “She’s doing great.” The accident happened at Black’s Northern California home, Ross said. Black, who retired from acting when she was 21, was recognized in January by the Screen Actors Guild with a lifetime achievement award.

Temple 

OK 1 more story to report, and than I am out the door to enjoy this beautiful weather this Sunday. 
A marijuana-laced cookie sent R&B star Mya to the hospital when she suffered a panic attack.  The “Lady Marmalade” star was partying with friends recently when she was persuaded to sample the hash-cookie and get high - but she had a terrible reaction to the treat and thought she was dying.  She recalls, “I was rushed to the hospital and my heart, I don’t know how fast it was going, but I thought I was going to explode and die.”  “They put me on these pills every couple of hours to slow my heart rate down and put me to sleep. I was sweating and freezing at the same time.   Well I guess those drugs were like Woo
MYA 

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