Happy Holla-days bitches. It is on, like Grey Poupon. Yeah I know it has been a few days since I last updated, and I know you are getting antsy, so this will be a big post. How big you ask? Somewhere between J-lo’s turd-cutter and Anna Nicole Smith’s knockers. And away I go…
Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell are continuing their war of words in regard to the recent Miss U.S.A. controversy. Trump and O’Donnell have been exchanging derogatory public statements, originally sparked by O’Donnell’s heated commentary on ABC’s “The View”. It continued with Trump’s appearance on CNN’s “Larry King Live” last night and it’s getting nasty. This, of course, all follows Trump offering Miss U.S.A. a second chance to get things right after she was accused of underage drinking, cocaine use, and a sort of lesbian relationship with Miss Teen U.S.A. Trump chalked her scandalous behavior up to being caught up in the big NYC life, saying that the same thing happens to many. Rosie O’Donnell clearly disagrees. Tara Connor has now entered a rehabilitation facility in Pennsylvania. Man things have really heated up ever since Rosie got on The View. This is just classic Rosie. Rock on.
In related pageant news, Miss Nevada, set to compete in next year’s Miss U.S.A. pageant, has been stripped of her crown after racy pictures of her surfaced on the internet. The young woman was photographed topless and pants less as well as making out with other women. I would love to show you those photos, but my sponsors would not approve.
NJ Resident P. Diddy and Kim Porter welcomed twin baby girls yesterday. The girls, named after Diddy and Porter’s grandmothers, are D’Lila Star Combs and Jessie James Combs. Um, Ok. They are just bringing up Jessie James Combs to be a bank-robbing thug. And don’t even get me started on D’Lila. Ponderous F’n Ponderous.
Actress/singer Hilary Duff has been transformed into a Barbie doll, after already designing clothes for the fashion doll. The star, who recently split from Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden, joins Reese Witherspoon and Beyonce Knowles in being immortalized as the iconic doll. I already ordered mine from amazon.com. Hey now.
Pop star Britney Spears is celebrating being single again by getting a new tattoo of a small star on her right hand. The singer, 25, recently apologized to fans for her hard-partying ways, but has not cut down on her nights out on the town. The star and a group of friends, including her 15-year-old sister Jamie Lynn, hit Devil Doll Tattoo & Body Piercing in Studio City, California on Tuesday. The singer, who has two young sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, was seen sporting disheveled hair and constantly adjusting her wayward bra strap while she was getting the new tattoo. OH Britney, when are you going to learn that you will never, and I mean never regain your crown as pop princess if you continue to ink up your body and show your cooter. Get It Together Sistah.
OK 2 more stories to report.
The Sex and the City movie is back on! The ladies have come to an agreement and Kim Cattrall told Star magazine that the movie will happen! OK um, 2001 called they want their hit show back. It is just 2 years too late.
And finally, another nice Britney Spears story to end my update. Britney Spears is moving on! She just bought a $7 million place in Beverly Hills! The house has 5 bedrooms, pool, library, media room and maids quarters.
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