Archive for January, 2007

Body Bag Brandy

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

Happy Tuesday Kiddies, and away I go.To update this from last week, The California Highway Patrol are recommending that Brandy be charged with a misdemeanor count of vehicular manslaughter stemming from the fatal car crash she was involved in back in December. This means that they have ruled out any mechanical malfunctions in the accident. Wow, she is in deep deep deep trouble. Hee-hee

Brandy 

This is kind of Scary It appears that Jennifer Lopez has admitted that even though she is Catholic, her father has been a Scientologist for almost 30 years. How classic is that. Damn Tom Cruise and his Scientology ways.

Jlo 

CBS has pulled the plug on their latest reality endeavor “Armed and Famous”. The show featured celebrities such as Jack Osborne, Wee-Man from Jackass, Latoya Jackson, and Eric Estrada aka Chip from Chips. The show was cancelled after 4 episodes.

This is some very disheartening news. The word is that “Grey’s Anatomy” star T.R. Knight may quit the show after all of the controversy with Isaiah Washington. Damn Isaiah Washington and his homophobic ways.

TR 

Angelina Jolie’s mother, Marcheline Bertrand died Saturday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after a years-long battle with cancer. Bertrand raised Jolie and her older brother after divorcing their father, actor Jon Voight when Angelina was a toddler. Jolie, her brother, and Brad Pitt were reportedly by Bertrand’s bedside on Saturday afternoon. The family is planning a private funeral. I wish Queen Angelina my deepest sympathies.

This is straight from Star Magazine. Reports are out this morning that newly-single Justin Timberlake was cavorting at Sundance in Utah with none other than actress Jessica Biel. The two reportedly were looking very cozy while snowboarding. Biel, by the way, is also newly-single after breaking off her relationship with Derek Jeter. Hummm very interesting.

Beil 

OK a couple of more stories to report today.

There are 2 celebrities who are selling their homes out in Cali. Courtney Cox and her hubby are selling their Malibu mansion. They paid $10.5 million for it and are selling it for $33.5 million!

Britney Spears is selling the Malibu home she shared with K-Fed. She is asking $13.5 million. It has 7 bedrooms, 8 ½ baths and a recording studio.

Any takers for either. I just have to wonder how much work Courtney and David put into their home to triple the value of it?

And finally,

From MSN.Com Paris Hilton is suing the website that has published naked photos of her, in an attempt to shut it down. Visitors to ParisExposed.com are able to pay to see raunchy pictures, home videos, diary entries and pictures of the heiress’ passport and personal belongings, obtained from a storage container. The items were sold at an auction by the storage firm, who claimed its fees hadn’t been paid for two years – but Hilton alleges a removal company was supposed to pay. The “shocked and surprised” 25-year-old claims the belongings were put into storage in 2005 after she and her sister Nicky moved out of a house that had been broken into.

A court statement from Hilton, part of a lawsuit filed Monday in Los Angeles, reads, “I was appalled to learn that people are exploiting me and my sisters’ private personal belongings for commercial gain.”

Paris 

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Slutkota Fanning?

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

And away I go Bitches, Let me just say that right now, my life is pretty complete. I love my job, I have a great family, I was asked to be the godfather of my nephew, and a great circle of friends.This is some sad news to start off my new update, but it has just come out that singer Brandy was involved in a fatal car crash last month. No charges have been filed as of yet, but Brandy is apologizing for the incident and offering her condolences. I don’t think we have heard the end of this kiddies.

 Brandy

This story was originally was announced by TMZ.com, but I appears that the queen of “30 Minute Meals” might be the new Isaiah Washington? Food Network personality and daytime talk show host Rachael Ray may be in some hot water after recent comments she made about a handful of high profile celebrities. Ray allegedly spouted the comments over dinner during the time her daytime show was being sold to networks. Among the things she said were: “Brad Pitt is a p***y boy”, “Angelina Jolie is a skanky, backdoor c***”, and “Oprah obviously has problems being black.” You’ll remember that it was Oprah Winfrey who gave Rachael Ray her big daytime TV break. I wonder if she will blame it on alcohol abuse? I wonder how this will effect her ratings.

RR 

This story most definitely freaks me out. 12-year-old “Charlotte’s Web” actress Dakota Fanning is sparking controversy and outrage at the Sundance Film Festival for her role in the upcoming film “Hound dog”. The controversy is centered around a scene in the film in which the child is raped on-screen. While advocates for child actors are sickened and outraged, Fanning is mystified by the reactions. Fanning at no point takes off her clothes or is seen nude in any way. She also says that the film is not about the rape scene, but is about a little girl’s struggle to overcome the horrible things that have happened to her in the past. “There are so many children that this happens to, every second”, the 12-year-old actress says, “That’s the sad part. If anyone’s talking about anything, that’s what they should be talking about.” Obviously she does not get naked in the movie, but I do think this does give her some credibility. Remember Jodie Foster playing the prostitute in Taxi Driver?

Daktoa 

American Idol” fever is sweeping the nation once again! Season 6 of the show premiered last week with auditions in Minneapolis and Seattle. This week’s shows, airing tonight and tomorrow night from 8-10 p.m. on Fox, featured auditions from Memphis and New York. You obviously know where I was both Wednesday the Thursday nights for the past 2 weeks.

OK, 2 more stories to report for this big ole update. “Felicity” and “Mission Impossible 3″ star Keri Russell,30, is pregnant. She and her fiancé, Shane Deary will welcome their first child this summer. Good for her. I wonder what hair style she will wear when she gives birth.

KR 

Paris Hilton left a lot of personal stuff in a storage locker in LA. The bill was $208 and she didn’t pay it! The people that own the storage facility are putting her personal belongings out there for the entire world to see! For about $40, you can see love letters, videos, and diary entries from Paris. There are also some prescriptions for some interesting medications. Including one for herpes medication. Ha, I love this stuff.

PH 

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Single Britney?

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

And away I go.

Here is some exciting news. The new batch of wannabe dancers have been announced for Season 4 of Dancing With The Stars. They are, Steve Sanders AKA Ian Ziering, Joey Fatone from NSYNC, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Laia Ali aka Muhammad Ali’s daughter, aka Queen Latifah’s life-mate. It is not as good as last season, but Joey and Steve Sanders will be watchable.

Nothing like starting the week with a nice Britney story. Has Britney Spears already broken up with her new guy Isaac Cohen? She says that she has but they are still pictured together all over the place. There are even pictures of them dressing alike! That is almost as worse as parents dressing twins the same!!


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Nothing like starting the week with a nice Britney story. Has Britney Spears already broken up with her new guy Isaac Cohen? She says that she has but they are still pictured together all over the place. There are even pictures of them dressing alike! That is almost as worse as parents dressing twins the same!! I do love a good Kelly Clarkson story. It appears that Kelly has turned NASCAR on us! Kelly has signed a deal with NASCAR to do a few TV commercials and represent at some events over the course of this racing season. Why doesn’t she just sleep with her brother? When did Kelly turn into a hick? Nothing like starting the week with a nice Britney story. Has Britney Spears already broken up with her new guy Isaac Cohen? She says that she has but they are still pictured together all over the place. There are even pictures of them dressing alike! That is almost as worse as parents dressing twins the same!! I do love a good Kelly Clarkson story. It appears that Kelly has turned NASCAR on us! Kelly has signed a deal with NASCAR to do a few TV commercials and represent at some events over the course of this racing season. Why doesn’t she just sleep with her brother? When did Kelly turn into a hick?

Nothing like starting the week with a nice Britney story. Has Britney Spears already broken up with her new guy Isaac Cohen? She says that she has but they are still pictured together all over the place. There are even pictures of them dressing alike! That is almost as worse as parents dressing twins the same!! I do love a good Kelly Clarkson story. It appears that Kelly has turned NASCAR on us! Kelly has signed a deal with NASCAR to do a few TV commercials and represent at some events over the course of this racing season. Why doesn’t she just sleep with her brother? When did Kelly turn into a hick?KC 

Life & Style Weekly says that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams may be splitting up. The magazine says that he has become moody and depressed since he started playing “The Joker” in the next “Batman” movie.

Keith Michelle 

I know it has been kind of a slow couple of news days, so I only have 2 more stories to report.

Well Justin is not the only one moving on. TMZ is reporting that Cameron Diaz has found the perfect man…surfing champ Kelly Slater. She has been hanging with him at his place. HMMMM…Is she over Justin Timberlake that quickly? Very interesting. I wonder if Kelly Slater is going to give her the Hep C that he got from dating Pamela Anderson for so many years.

CD 

And finally,

A plea agreement has been reached in 25-year-old socialite Paris Hilton’s DUI case, according to TMZ.com. The actress/singer will be on probation for 36 months, pay a fine of $390 and attend an alcohol education program, after entering a plea of no contest to reckless driving Monday. Hilton was pulled over by police on September 7 in Hollywood for driving erratically. She was found to be legally drunk with a blood alcohol level of .08. An .08 blood alcohol level in California is the minimum level for DUI.

Paris 

Here is the you tube.com link for the day

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