Archive for February, 2007

Afleck Loves The Ladies

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

Alright, Let’s Do This Brutus. And away I go.

It appears that the kiddies out in la-la land are getting crazier and hornier. Notorious Hollywood madam Jody “Baby doll” Gibson has just released a tell-all book, “Secrets of a Hollywood Super Madam”, that names several high profile men who used her call-girl service. Among those listed are Ben Affleck, Mark Wahlberg, Bruce Willis, Tommy Lasorda, Jim Belushi and Barry Levinson. Gibson was convicted in 2000 of running a prostitution ring and served 2 years in prison. Gibson says that the girls who worked for her liked Ben Affleck and Mark Wahlberg very much. Affleck’s reps have since denied all claims. Wow I think I just found my book that I will be reading on the plane when going out to San Diego a couple of months from now.

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Doctors at the rehab facility Britney Spears is at are reportedly saying that she is either bipolar or suffering from post-partum depression. Could I officially be at the point where I am sick of Britney news? From here on out, I will make a pact not to report any more Britney drama.

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Victoria Beckham is in talks to appear in her own reality show on NBC. It looks like it will be a $10 million deal and the show will be similar to “America’s Next Top Model” except that it will focus primarily on fashion. “Posh Spice’s” husband, David Beckham, just signed a $250 million deal to play soccer in the United States. Beckham previously played for Manchester United and Real Madrid. Eh I don’t think I will be watching that one. It just does not sound appetizing to me.

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Katherine Heigel has reportedly dropped out of contract talks with “Grey’s Anatomy” over salary issues. Izzie, please say it is not true. Kick off Isaiah, and keep Izzie.

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OK, well maybe just one more Britney story. Britney Spears’ first ex-husband, Jason Alexander, who she was married to for a couple of days 3 years ago, is now coming out and saying that Spears had a very real drug problem then. He not only says that she has had a problem for a long time, but goes on to say that he had to hose her down in the bathtub on their wedding night after she nearly overdosed on ecstasy. Alexander says, “We used ecstasy at night to party and cocaine during the day to stay awake. Then we would take downers like Valium or Vicodin to come down and rest. Britney stayed up three days straight over New Year’s. I couldn’t keep up. She definitely had a problem with drugs when we were together and that was three years ago. She has got herself in a cycle that is hard to break.” Now, I will not report any more Britney Spears stories. Even though it does pay my bills.

R&B singer Bobby Brown may be getting out of a Massachusetts jail with the help of a Washington D.C. radio station. Hot 99.5 FM (WIHT) has offered to pay the $19,150 that the troubled star owes in child support. In exchange for getting out of jail, Brown would work with morning drive personality Kane for a week at the radio station. 38-year-old Brown was arrested on Sunday as he attended his daughter’s cheerleading competition at Attleboro High School. Well it definitely seems like a win - win situation. Bobby gets out of jail, and a job. And WITH gets all the publicity they could ever want.

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Paris Hilton was reportedly caught driving on a suspended license after she was stopped for speeding and driving without her headlights on in Los Angeles Tuesday night. The 26-year-old hotel heiress was pulled over on Sunset Boulevard in her blue Bentley Continental GTC at 11pm, according to Los Angeles police officer Duane Allen Jr. - but Hilton’s spokesperson Elliot Mintz insists the star was not aware her license had been suspended. he was given a ticket for driving on a suspended license, her Bentley was impounded, but she was released later. Mintz says, “When she called me, she asked if her license was suspended. If that’s the case, she and I are unaware of it.” The socialite, who had just visited a video store after spending the day at home for a photo shoot, claimed she had neglected to turn on her headlights after driving out of a brightly-lit parking lot. Well that just blows my mind. I am amazed at what celebrities still get away with in society.

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Martin’s Big Night

Monday, February 26th, 2007

Well Well Well Bitches, The Oscar Awards were last night have a lot of news to report.

The big news today, of course, is last night’s 79th Annual Academy Awards! “The Departed” won the top honor, getting Best Picture and Best Director for Martin Scorcese, making it 6 nominations for the director, but his first win. Forest Whitaker won Best Actor, as expected, for his role as Ugandan dictator Amin in “The Last King of Scotland” and Helen Mirren took home Best Actress, also as expected, for her role in “The Queen”. Former “American Idol” reject Jennifer Hudson won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for “Dreamgirls” and Alan Arkin upset the favorite, Eddie Murphy for Best Supporting Actor for his role in “Little Miss Sunshine”. “Little Miss Sunshine” also won Best Original Screenplay. “Happy Feet” won for Best Animated Film. Al Gore won Best Documentary for his film on global warming, “An Inconvenient Truth” and Melissa Etheridge won Best Original Song for “I Need You to Wake Up” from the film. I feel that Ellen Degeneres did a fantastic job hosting the show. She was rious and kept the ball rolling.

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The anticipated Van Halen reunion tour with David Lee Roth has been called off, Los Angeles-based concert promoter Live Nation said Friday. In a memo to its employees, Live Nation said, “(The) Van Halen tour has been shut down,” FMQB.com said, noting that other reports indicate contractual issues surrounding the tour and a deal with Live Nation never materialized. The group is to be inducted in the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame in March. Original lead singer Roth said he didn’t know whether he would be on hand for the Hall of Fame induction March 12. “We have fragile politics in Van Halen — please accept that as a partial answer,” Roth told the Los Angeles Times. “But I don’t know if the Van Halens are going to go. I hope they do, but right now, I just don’t know.” Well who could not see that one coming. I would have been one of the concert goers to see David Lee Roth fronting the mighty Van Halen once again.

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Rapper Ludacris is mourning his father Wayne Bridges, who died from unknown causes Sunday morning in Atlanta, Georgia. The star, real name Chris Bridges, learned his dad was in a grave condition earlier this month, and paid tribute to him at the Grammy Awards in Los Angeles a few days later. In his acceptance speech for Best Rap Album, he said, “This goes out to my father, who’s in critical condition right now. I appreciate your prayers.” I still get amazed when celebrities show their softer side.

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Norah Jones has a secret obsession with Shakira and would let her boyfriend sleep with the sexy Colombian. The sultry jazz star tells men’s magazine Maxim she’d give her lover a pass to spend a night with Shakira because she could understand the temptation. Jones says, “She’s hot. I like that she’s this pop star, but she’s also kind of unique and weird. “I always sing Shakira when I karaoke.” God how Degeneres of her. 

And finally, It appears that Jessica Beil has already moved on from Justin Timberlake. Us Weekly is reporting that the new Hot Couple is Jessica Simpson and Fez Himself, Wilmer Velderama. Good for those two. They do seem like a good couple. They both have a weird hot sassy side.

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Baldney Spears did it again part III

Saturday, February 24th, 2007

Hope everyone is having a nice relaxing Saturday Morning and away I go bitches.
 

Well, Britney Spears has checked out of the Promises Malibu Treatment Center less than 24 hours after checking herself in.  The facility, by the way, specializes in the drug and alcohol abuse.  Spears, of course, did the same thing last week, checking herself into rehab in Antigua and fleeing less than a day later.  “Ok!” magazine is reporting that Britney fled rehab THIS time because she was concerned that Kevin Federline would try to get permanent custody of their two children (17 months and 5 months) while she was undergoing the several required weeks of treatment.  I will try my plea once again.  Britney I am begging you, get your shizznit together.  You do not want to be another Anna Nicole Smith.
 

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Britney Spears’ estranged husband, Kevin Federline, has reportedly visited the troubled pop star at a Malibu rehab facility, according to PEOPLE.   On Thursday, her father Jamie spoke out about his daughter’s recent troubles, calling her “a sick little girl.”  Spears’ father, who, like the singer, has also sought help in rehab, was seen with his daughter when she initially checked into the Promises Treatment Center in Malibu, California on Tuesday.  Well maybe K-fed is not the scum that everyone makes him out to be.  Nice move kev.
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 “Desperate Housewives” actress Marcia Cross and her husband, Tom Mahoney welcomed fraternal twin baby girls on Tuesday.  They’ve named the children Eden and Savannah.  These are the couple’s first children. Good for them.  Apparently the girls were a couple of weeks early but I am happy that they are doing well.  Please go back to Wystoria Lane Marcia.
 

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Speaking of babies, Trista and Ryan Sutter, who found love on “The Bachelorette” back in 2002, are expecting their first child.  The pair married in 2003 in a big television wedding, shown on ABC.  Eh, I give them 1 year.  No reality wedding couples ever make it.
 

“Grey’s Anatomy” star Kate Walsh has announced that she is leaving the show at the end of this season to star in a “Grey’s Anatomy” spin-off show based on her character.   Now if we can just get that homophobe Isaiah Washington off the show I will be a happy happy camper.
 

Universal Studios is suing the popular gossip website perezhilton.com for posting topless photographs of Jennifer Aniston that were deleted scenes from last year’s movie “The Break-Up”.  Thank God that a legitimate web site such as www.MangoOut.com would never publish a photo like that.
 

OK, 2 more stories to report to you guys today.
 

The list of celebrity coaches for this season American Idol is quite impressive.  They include, Jennifer Lopez, Bon Jovi, Tony Bennett, Martina McBride and Gwen Stefani.  I just hope that Keane does not ever appear on the show, and officially jump ship.
 

And finally, Rapper Busta Rhymes was arrested Thursday morning for allegedly driving while suspended in the Tribeca district of New York City, adding to his legal woes.  Cops claim they initially pulled over Rhymes - real name Trevor Smith - after he drove through a red light.  The hip-hop star was later charged with driving under a suspended license and aggravated driving.  Just two days earlier, Rhymes rejected a prosecutor’s offer of six months in jail on two assault charges in Manhattan Criminal Court.  In that case, Rhymes is accused of beating Edward Hatchett, his former driver, during a dispute over back pay outside his New York office building on December 26.

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Oops Britney Did It Again Part 2

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

And away I go.

New Britney news this morning: Spears is back in rehab. (She checked into rehab in Antigua for less than 24 hours last week and then checked herself out.)Britney’s manager, Larry Rudolph, confirmed yesterday that Spears had voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehabilitation facility for treatment. Rudolph asks that the media respect her privacy as well as the privacy of her family and friends during this difficult time. And there are several reports out this morning that Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline had a blowout fight on Friday and Federline threatened to have Spears’ hair tested for illegal drugs.

But wait, what is this? Britney has left the rehab facility on her own will as of about 12:30 this afternoon. Britney, I am begging you please, go back and stay. Please I am down on my knees. Get your life and your mind back together and as one.

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The divorce between Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro is now final. The paper work has been finalized and both are swinging single. Carmen call me.

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Former “American Idol” top 10 finalist Bucky Covington now has his own weekly blog on the “USA Today” website. Covington, recently divorced from his wife, also has a CD due out this Spring. I wonder if he will finally get his teeth fixed now that he is swinging single.

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Get your tap-shoes out bitches, as they have now officially announced the new season of Dancing With The Stars contestants. And here they are.

Laila Ali

Billy Ray Cyrus

Heather Mills

Clyde Drexler

Joey Fatone

Shandi Finnessey

Leeza Gibbons

Paulina Porizkova

Ian Ziering

Vincent Pastore

Apolo Anton Ohno

It is going to be a good one.

Well this is some exciting news for all my fellowite Dirty Jerzites. Now you can smell like Jon Bon Jovi, as he is releasing a brand new cologne. I wonder if it will smell like armpits and leather pants and hair spray?

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And finally,

Jessica Simpson is the spokesperson for Pizza Hut. Jessica told Elle magazine that she is allergic to cheese so she can’t eat the pizza! That is like Lindsay Lohan being allergic to vodka. Ha good one mango.

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Britney’s New Hair-Don’t

Saturday, February 17th, 2007

This is going to be a small update today, as I am about and run some errands, but away I go.
So, Miss Britney Spears life took another interesting turn last night.  It appears that Britney SHAVED her head, and got a new tattoo.  Britney said the reason behind her shaving her hair, was that she was sick and tired of her hair falling out.  She said that it was falling out because of all the extensions and products that have been put into her hair over the years.  Oh Britney I beg you, please please please check yourself into rehab, and get your act together.  For your fans.  Or we will have to find a new pop-star to obsess over.  Are you listening Jojo? Emma Roberts? There is a vacancy open on top of the pop throne.
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Beyonce Knowles’ “Irreplaceable” has finally been replaced at the top of the pop charts - after 10 weeks.   Nelly Furtado’s “Say It Right” takes control of the Billboard Hot 100 claiming her second number one release from her hit album ‘Loose.’  Gwen Stefani makes it an all-girl top three, by climbing up from last week’s number five with “The Sweet Escape.”

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Backstreet Boys star Nick Carter was spotted out on a Valentine’s Day double date on Wednesday at Mr. Chow in Los Angeles.  Reports are saying that the girl was gorgeous but young.  They are saying that she could not be over the age of 17 or 18, and was drinking diet coke the whole night.
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And finally
The Sun reports Lily Allen was in tears the morning after she was shut out of a Brit Award as rival Amy Winehouse stole the show. “She’s so houndish,” Lily reportedly moaned to a cabbie. Lily wasn’t able to sleep in after the bash, taking a flight to New York.  I wish Lily Allen would have won something I am a big fan of hers.
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She’s A Slave to the drugs.

Friday, February 16th, 2007

This will be a small update today, but a few big stories to report.

This story just frankly scares me. It appears that Pink says that she worked at McDonalds back in the day but she was usually tripping on acid. Pink said that she would ask for bathroom duty and sit in the bathroom and watch the tiles! I always that knew that Pink was a druggie in her past. She just has that aura about her.

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Ok well here is the big story of the day. According to TV’s Extra, pop superstar Britney Spears is in a rehab facility, but TMZ.com and People magazine claim she left.

The 25-year-old entertainer checked herself into Eric Clapton’s Crossroads Center in Antigua “two or three days ago,” according to People. TMZ.com states she refused to stay at the facility and checked out less than 24 hours later. Extra claims Britney was last seen boarding a private jet in New York City Monday night with her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, en route to Miami. Please Britney, get your life back in order. I want the Britney of old, where she was America’s Sweetheart.

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“American Idol” producer Nigel Lythgoe yesterday dispelled rumors that Michael Jackson would appear on the show this season, but then added that this season promises the biggest surprise ever on the show and says that it will be within the next two weeks. I wonder what that surprise could be. Maybe that they will have a trap-door setup in the floor so the people who get voted off, just drop of the stage.

Al Gore is putting on a series of concerts in the name of global warming. Snoop Dogg, John Mayer, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers are already signed on and word is they’ll even do a show in Antarctica. I wonder if they will come over to Randall’s Island in New York City.

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And this really just makes my year. It appears that The Spice Girls are reuniting. It is being reported that will be reunited for the Princess Diana 10th Anniversary concert this summer, than doing between 20 and 30 other shows throughout Europe and Stateside.

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Dancing With The Crips

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

Good evening kiddies and Happy Thursday. And away I go.

Robyn Troup, the girl who won the contest to perform with Justin Timberlake at the Grammy, has now signed a deal with Timberlake’s management company. By the way, Troup was voted off of this season of “American Idol”. It just shows how huge AI really is.

Speaking of AI, the top twenty four were announced last night. One of them is from the Dirty Jerz, and goes by the name Antonella Barba. But please do not vote for her. I already have my 2 picks, one guy and one girl. My guy pick is Jack Osbourne look-a-like Chris Sligh, and my female pick Haley Scanato. So get your dialing fingers ready, because voting begins next Tuesday night. 

Former “SNL” comic and political commentator Al Franken has officially announced that he will run for Senate in Minnesota. I am such a huge fan of Al Franken and have loved him on The Daily Show. If I lived in Minnesota I would totally vote for him.

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Shock jock Howard Stern got engaged to his longtime girlfriend, Beth Ostrosky on Tuesday night. From what I heard, Howard asked Beth to strip totally naked, and he whispered sweet nothings in her ear, than he pulled out the ring. I just hope it wasn’t a penal ring. Oh that old gag.

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There are reports out this morning, including one in today’s “New York Post” that Heather Mills is going to be on the forthcoming installment of “Dancing With the Stars”. I wonder if she will dance to Come on Eileen. Get it, she has one leg kiddies now that is just funny.

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Paula Abdul has come out telling “Us Weekly” magazine that she has never been drunk in her life. Yeah and Hitler loved Jewish people. And Michael Jackson is not a kid touchier.

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Former “American Idol” top 10 finalist, Kellie Pickler’s father is in jail yet again, this time for threatening his new wife with a steak knife. Pickler’s father was just released from prison last year after serving a sentence for assault and battery. Um, OK. When is he going to learn. Thank the Lord, Kellie is now living out of a suitcase hitting the road, promoting her album.

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Oh Miss. Thang, please say this is not true. Whitney Houston has slammed reports she is getting back together with her estranged husband Bobby Brown after the couple was spotted dining together on Sunday. The star was in town to perform at music mogul Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy Awards party on Saturday, but skipped the actual ceremony to enjoy a quiet dinner with Brown.

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And finally,

 

Former Poison front man Bret Michaels will be looking for love on a new reality show to be broadcast on VH1. Rock of Love With Bret Michaels will feature the singer searching for a woman who can keep up with his rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle. The show is being made by the producers of rapper Flavor Flav’s hit VH1 show Flavor of Love, and will have a similar format. The women, who will live with Michaels at his “Los Angeles rock palace,” will be put through various challenges to test their devotion to him. They’ll also be tested on their knowledge of rock ‘n’ roll.

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That’s it kiddies.

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Dixie Chicks are on Top Of The World

Monday, February 12th, 2007

Happy Monday Bitches. So I got back down from Boston last night at 3:00, and ended up taking a shower followed by a nap. I did wake up in time to watch The Grammy Awards though. I was just spent from an exhilarating weekend up in Boston.

As I just mentioned, The 49th Annual Grammy Awards aired last night and The Dixie Chicks dominated the ceremony, winning all five awards they were nominated for, including Album, Record and Song of the Year. Mary J. Blige took home 3 awards for her album “The Breakthrough”, including R&B Album of the Year. And the Red Hot Chili Peppers took home four awards for their latest endeavor, “Stadium Arcadium”. The Police opened the show last night and are expected to announce their reunion tour today. They’re expected to bring that tour to Fenway Park for two shows, July 27th and 28th. I have seen The Dixie Chicks in concert 3 times, and they are a hell of a performer, and are not afraid to speak their minds.

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This story just blows my mind. It appears that a craptastic movie starring Eddie Murphy can still make a killing. “Norbit” won the top box office over the weekend, taking in $33.7 million. The latest Hannibal Lecter movie, “Hannibal Rising” came in second with $13.35 million and Mandy Moore’s “Because I Said So” ranked third with $9 million. I wonder if a video of me taking a dump can make that much money? I mean I don’t see why not if Norbit can make that much!

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Some of my loyal readers may be wondering why Pat O’Brien has missed the first several episodes of “The Insider” during February sweeps. It turns out that he took a fall at home and opened up a huge gash in his head. He should be back to work soon. Oh thank God, I was wondering.

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MSN is reporting that troubled star Lindsay Lohan is “amazing”, “great” and “happy” four weeks into her stint in a Los Angeles rehab center, according to her mother Dina.

Lohan checked into the Wonderland Center on January 18 in order to “take care of my personal health.” Dina says it’s having a positive affect on the actress. She tells People magazine, “She’s amazing. She’s great and she’s happy. “She’s in a really good space right now.” Gotcha Dina, if you say so. I wonder if laid off the Grey Goose long enough to give a proper statement.

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It appears that Kevin Federline has found love again after splitting from Britney Spears.

Although his estranged wife recently broke-up with her boyfriend, model Isaac Cohen, Federline is having no problems with the ladies. He was recently spotted with a stunning blonde called Angie. The rapper arrived at a Maxim magazine party in Miami, Florida last week in his Rolls-Royce with his date and spent the night holding her hand and kissing her. I kind of miss the K-fed of old. He is in a much better place now than Britney is.

OK 2 more stories to report. Well it didn’t take long for Britney’s ex-flame Isaac Cohen to open a giant can of worms, but he is talking. Cohen was paid $10,000 by an England newspaper, where Isaac is claiming Britney MADE him have sex on a revolving bed while watching themselves in the mirrored ceiling. He said that she LOVED all night sex in her marital bed while her wedding dress hung framed on the wall outside and she grumbled when the sex stopped as she struggled to cope with a bitter divorce and fear of losing her children! If that isn’t enough info for you he goes on to say “She loves sex and is incredibly adventurous. When the sex stopped Britney was like a little girl lost and unable to cope”. He also went on to say that she was “burnt out” and “A shy a sweet girl who was desperately sad about what happened with her marriage”. HA HA HA HA This is great. I always love Britney when she is deshelved.

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So I have a question to ask you. What happened to Paris Hilton’s dog Tinkerbelle? Paris is on the set of her new movie “The Hottie or the Nottie” and she is introducing people to Tinkerbelle. The people on the set are saying that its a different dog! Where is the original? Um, OK. Leave it to Paris to attempt to pull a fast one over on us.

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Anna Nicole Death!!!

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

Happy Thursday Kiddies, and away I go.Hold back the tears my loyal minions, but I do have some sad news to report. The AP reports that Anna Nicole Smith, the small-town Texas girl turned voluptuous Playboy Playmate who became a tabloid fixture while fighting all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court over the estate of her billionaire husband, died suddenly at the age of 39 on Thursday. She had been rushed to the hospital after a private nurse — who had apparently been alone with Smith in her room at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino — telephoned a hotel operator to ask for medical assistance was needed. My deepest regrets go out to her baby, and her baby’s father, whomever that will be.

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Is Drew Barrymore hooking it with Zach Braff from “Scubs?” The two of them have been spotted all over Hollywood, kissing, and playing my favorite game, Grab-Ass. The two actually do make a really cute couple.

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Britney Spears is single again after reportedly getting dumped by boyfriend Isaac Cohen after just one month of dating. Cohen broke the news to the singer during a long-distance phone call on Sunday evening while she was in New York City and he was in Los Angeles. Cohen’s agent, Brandi Lord, confirms the split to US OK! magazine saying, “They are no longer an item.” The pair met through Spears’ choreographer and began dating in mid-December, a month after Spears filed for divorce from husband Kevin Federline. I think it is only a matter of time, before she makes her move on the single K-Fed.

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From the I am a complete whore category, Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman spice up their year-long marriage by cooking Sunday dinner in the nude. The superstar insists she and her man are the “coziest couple ever” and they get sexy once a week for “naked Sundays.” Thank God, I still participate in Topless Tuesday’s at my apartment.

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This is some exciting news. The ‘Dreamgirls’ are reuniting for the Oscars. Jennifer Hudson has already confirmed she’ll be performing solo at the Academy Awards on February 25, and now she’ll team up with Beyoncé Knowles and Anika Noni Rose for another stunning performance. I don’t know if any of you guys have seen the movie yet, but PLEASE go out and see it or rent it once on DVD, it really is a great movie.

The creators of Laguna Beach are hitting the East Coast …. They’re coming to Brooklyn .. Casting interviews are being held for students by appointment. The creators will aim to “paint an accurate picture for America what life is like for the average Brooklyn High School Student.”

Ok, One more story to report today.

R. Kelly was in Miami, for the Super Bowl, over the weekend and his appendix burst. He had to be rushed to the hospital and is still in the hospital this morning. OK, Um was he filming him urinating on a minor and videotaping it when his appendix burst?

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OJ O’Neal?

Tuesday, February 6th, 2007

Happy Frigid Tuesday Bitches, and away I go.

Today I start off with a story from Yahoo, Ryan O’Neal is saying this morning that he was acting in self-defense when he fired a gun in the direction of his son the other night. O’Neal’s son, Griffin was apparently swinging a fire poker at his father. Griffin missed his dad, but hit one of his pregnant female friends in the head. We’re talking here about the incident in which O’Neal, 65, was arrested at his Malibu home for assaulting his adult son. The Oscar Nominated actor was charged with assault with a deadly weapon as well as negligent discharge of a firearm. Apparently one of O’Neal’s daughters was also injured in the scuffle. O’Neal was taken to jail and later released on a $50,000 bond. Authorities remain unsure of what caused the dispute. OMG, How OJ oh him. That is just classic stuff. I can not wait to see the next stage of this developing story.

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Farrah Fawcett turned 60 over the weekend and used the milestone birthday to announce that she was cancer-free. Fawcett celebrated with friends, including ex-husband and very close friend Ryan O’Neal.

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People Magazine is reporting this morning that Angelina Jolie may have made a promise to her dying mother that she would marry Brad Pitt. That is kind of romantic I think. It is all, marry me Brad, because it was my dying mother’s last wish.

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In case you were wondering how Lindsay Lohan’s rehab was going, she was seen partying at not one, but two Los Angeles nightclubs with Paris Hilton the other night. Ya know why does Double L even bother. Rehab for her is about useful as a pork chop at a bar mitzvah.

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Once again Barbara Walter’s will host an Oscar special this year right before the show. The celebrities she will interview this year will be Eddie Murphy, Jennifer Hudson, Ellen Degeneres, and Helen Mirren How great is that. I am a huge fan of both Ellen and J-Hud.

OK, 2 more stories to report.

For the first time in Grammy history, international sensation and current nominee Shakira will perform, and fellow nominee Wyclef Jean will join her; current nominees Chris Brown, Lionel Richie and Smokey Robinson will take the stage in a special Grammy Moment segment paying tribute to the tradition of great male R&B artists; and nominees Rascal Flatts will perform with previously announced nominee Carrie Underwood in a tribute to country rock on the 49th Annual Grammy Awards. I hope I get back in town in time to watch it in its entirety.

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And finally,

Jessica Simpson was devastated when she saw ex-husband Nick Lachey out on the town with another woman so soon after the couple split. The pair separated in November 2005 and Lachey was photographed soon after with Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari. Simpson tells Elle magazine, “Oh, it hurt me. Two or three weeks later? Yeah, I’d say it kind of hurt me.” The 26-year-old claims she’s still in touch with Lachey explaining, “He’s so much a part of my life, how could I not be? Any guy who’s going to be with me from this day forward has to understand that.”

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