Holy Halle
Saturday, March 31st, 2007And away I go. Happy Birthday Chompers.
U2 singer Bono was knighted by the Queen of England yesterday. He joins the league of knighted musicians such as Paul McCartney and Elton John. Sir Bono just does not have the same ring to it as Sir Paul McCartney does.
Some scary news to report next. Oscar-winning actress Halle Berry reveals in the new “Parade” magazine that she attempted suicide following the dissolution of her first marriage to David Justice. She says that she ultimately realized that she could not do that to her mother. She also spoke in detail about going to sex rehab with her next husband, Eric Benet. Wow now that is pretty messed up. I am amazed that celebrities deal with real-life issues.
Taboo of the Black Eyed Peas was arrested for possession of marijuana and D.U.I. the other day. As long as Fergie and her lovely lady lumps did not get arrested, than I am a happy camper.
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline reached an amicable divorce settlement Thursday, including a custody agreement over their two young sons. The estranged couple spent five hours at the Los Angeles offices of the star’s lawyer Laura Wasser along with Federline’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan. Michael Sands, spokesman for Federline’s lawyer, says, “The parties signed a global settlement on all issues of their marriage and the custody of the children.” The terms of the agreement were not revealed, but a Los Angeles judge still has to approve the documents. Spears, 25, filed for divorce on November 7 – just two months after giving birth to their youngest child Jayden James – citing “irreconcilable differences.” From what I have heard K-fed will go away to the tune of 1.5 million dollars. I would totally marry Britney for 2 years, and get to have sex with her, for a cool buck fifty.
Paris Hilton could spend time in jail for violating probation when authorities found her driving with a suspended license last month, according to the Los Angeles City Attorney’s Office. The heiress and socialite was caught in her 2007 Bentley Convertible on the night of Feb. 27 speeding down Sunset Boulevard without her headlights on. On Jan. 22, she pleaded no contest to an alcohol-related reckless driving charge from her DUI arrest last September and had her license suspended. Hilton was given 36 months probation and had to pay $400 in fines. Oh please pretty please send Paris to jail. That would just make my day.
OK 2 more stories to report than I am out the door, for sure.
A man accused of stalking Michelle Branch was arrested at the singer/songwriter’s Wisconsin concert Monday night – after she spotted him in the audience. The new mom was performing with her band The Wreckers in Sheboygan when she caught a glimpse of 32-year-old Dominick Giordano and asked security staff to pull him out of the audience. According to fans, Branch stopped the concert and said, “Wait a second. There’s a guy in the audience – striped shirt and glasses – can somebody check him out?” Giordano was cited for disorderly conduct after security staff at the Weill Center for the Performing Arts stopped him as he tried to leave. Wisconsin authorities claim Giordano had been following Branch to concerts around the country, and regularly sends her disturbing letters and videos. Now Michelle Brach can say Goodbye To You. Get it?
And finally, Family Ties star Brian Bonsall was arrested on Thursday night. Bonsall, 25, was being held in the Boulder County jail Friday on charges of second-degree assault and false imprisonment. It was not immediately clear whether he had an attorney, and a listing for an agent could not be found. Bonsall was arrested Wednesday after his girlfriend told police he poured an alcoholic drink on her face while she slept, put her in a choke hold and threw her onto a bed when she tried to leave, authorities said. Bonsall told investigators he pushed the woman down in self-defense after she cut his arm and face with a steak knife, but she denied that, police said. The woman was initially taken into custody but then released, police said. Wow how the mighty have fallen. Oh wait, did I say mighty?
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