And away I go. Happy Birthday Chompers.

U2 singer Bono was knighted by the Queen of England yesterday. He joins the league of knighted musicians such as Paul McCartney and Elton John. Sir Bono just does not have the same ring to it as Sir Paul McCartney does. 

Happy Wednesday Kiddies and away I go. You all know I am mangolicious right?

On “Dancing With the Stars” last night, Paulina Proviskova was sent home. Many had expected it to be Billy Ray Cyrus who had gotten the lowest scores from the judges so far. I am still waiting for Heather Mills to get the whole heave-ho.

Back in my day we had Live Aid, and now we’ve got Live Earth. A Live Earth concert series, scheduled for July 7th, will be a 24-hour event across all seven continents that will reach an estimated 2 billion people. More than 100 headlining artists have already signed on, including Red Hot Chili Peppers, Snoop Dogg, Foo Fighters, Faith Hill, Madonna, Black Eyed Peas, The Police, Fall Out Boy and Akon. What? No Bon Jovi? Or Spice Girls Reunion tour? Whatever. They are not getting my money.

Wynonna Judd has filed for divorce from her estranged husband, Dan R. Roach after he was arrested in Texas and charged with three counts of aggravated sexual battery against a child younger than 13! Roach had been getting treatment for drug and alcohol addiction at a rehabilitation facility in Texas since February. Judd and Roach were married in November 2003. Wow who would have known Wynonna Judd would marry a kid toucher? I mean she didn’t marry the principal from Ferris Bueller did she?

Singer James Blunt and supermodel Petra Nemcova are confirming that they have ended their relationship. Sources say that Blunt has since been enjoying the single life. He’s even been linked to Lindsay Lohan, but then again . . . who hasn’t? Oh that old gag. Who didn’t see that joke coming.

A girl on Myspace has started a starvation diet until Sanjaya Malakar is voted off of “American Idol”. She vows not to eat ANYTHING until “‘American Idol’ voters wise up”. Click here to visit her Myspace page. I have a very strange suspicions that she will be getting Nicole Richie thin bitches.

In related Idol news, Randy Jackson will be doing double-duty. Simon Cowell has hired him as a judge on the British version of “American Idol” called “X Factor” after firing the entire judging panel with the exception of Sharon Osborne. Now if Simon could just fire her, and replace her with Britney, than things will be golden.

OK 2 more stories to report today.

Maroon 5 will do their first public performance of their new song, Makes Me Wonder, this Saturday night on the Kids Choice Awards. Justin Timberlake is hosting the ceremonies. I heard some streaming audio of the song on yahoo, and it sounds really good. A straight up rock record.

And finally,

Jessica Smith, a former cast member of MTV’s Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County, was arrested for investigation of felony driving under the influence of alcohol after a freeway crash, the California Highway Patrol said. Smith, 19, crashed a 1999 Volkswagen Beetle into another car late Monday night on northbound Interstate 5 near Oso Parkway, a CHP report said. The driver of the other car had minor injuries as did a passenger in the car driven by Smith, the report said. Smith’s level of intoxication, unsafe speeds and a wet roadway all contributed to the collision, the CHP said. She remained in custody in lieu of $100,000 bail. Her arraignment was scheduled Wednesday at the Harbor Justice Center. So first my buddy Jason Wahler now her. What is next Stephen Coletti arrested for hitting on a undercover cop posing at a prostitute?

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Happy Monday bitches and away I go.

“TMNT” (the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie) dethroned “300″ and took number one in the weekend box office with million. “300″ came in second with $20.5 million in its third week of release and Mark Wahlberg’s new one “Shooter” debuted in third place with $14.5 million. The amazing thing is that even 17 years after the last Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, they can still make a killing at the theater. Good job turtles.

Britney Spears was rushed to the hospital yesterday afternoon, but was released hours later after what reportedly was an appointment with a dentist over a toothache she had been suffering with. The day Britney going to the dentist is huge news must really be a slow news day.

Sir Paul McCartney is reportedly dating Prince Charles’ ex-girlfriend, Sabrina Guinness, heir to the Guinness beer fortune. Meanwhile, Heather Mills continues to keep her leg from “flying off”, as she says, on ABC’s “Dancing With the Stars”. I wonder who will be leaving tomorrow night from DTWS, I am thinking maybe Billy Ray Cyrus. As long as it is not Joey Fat-One or Steve Sanders, I am a happy camper.

Bobby Brown is apparently shopping a new reality show to several networks, hoping that someone will pick it up. “Dating Bobby Brown” would have women come in and cook for him. Brown says that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I mean there has to be something in his belly to absorb all that coke and other drugs.

“Desperate Housewives” heartthrob Jesse Metcalfe is the latest celebrity to check into rehab. He’s seeking treatment for alcoholism after going out on a four-day drinking binge. Man I had a four-day drinking binge down at the Jersey Shore for Owen and Liz’s wedding. Man memories.

2 more stories to report.

Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio will be teaming up for a new movie, their first together since “Titanic” back in 1997. “Revolutionary Road” is about a suburban couple raising 2 children in the mid-1950s and will start filming this summer. I am very eh about this whole situation. I never made it through Titanic, so this mean nothing to me.

And finally, in what is the biggest story of the day, and it involves Miss Anna Nicole Smith.

Anna Nicole Smith died of an accidental overdose of prescription drugs including sedatives, officials said on Monday, ending weeks of uncertainty over the tabloid star’s sudden death.

There was no evidence that illegal drugs or foul play had a role in the death of the former Playboy Playmate, who collapsed on February 8 in a Florida hotel, triggering a media frenzy. Her death also sparked a legal feud over her burial and a custody and paternity battle over her 6-month-old daughter, Dannielynn, who could one day inherit millions as the only surviving offspring of the 39-year-old widow of a billionaire. “We are convinced, based on an extensive view of the evidence, that this case is an accidental overdose with no other criminal elements present,” said Police Chief Charlie Tiger. “We found nothing to indicate any foul play.” Well I guess Howard K Stern is kind of off the hook right now. I just wonder who prescribed her all the drugs. Should we call him pharmacist?

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Sorry about the lack of updates as of late. I have been quite busy, between work and family stuff, any how and away I go.Last night, Georgia native Stephanie Edwards was the latest contestant cut from American Idol season six after viewers cast some 30 million votes.. After her performance of Dusty Springfield’s “You Don’t Have To Say You Love Me,” judge Simon Cowell said she lost the edge that got her into the competition. Despite giving a well-received performance Tuesday, Chris Richardson barely edged out Edwards to round out the top 10. I still wonder what the judges opinions effect the voting public. I know that my 4 favorites are still in it, Chris Singh, Blake Lewis, Melinda Dolittle and Jordan Sparks.

This is going to be a smallish update today, as I have a lot going on.  And away I go.
 

Model/actress (and I use that term actress loosely) Carmen Electra was left embarrassed at a New York fashion show on Wednesday when she slipped and fell on her butt. Ironically, the star boasted she’d never had a fashion show faux pas minutes before hitting the catwalk at cosmetic giant Max Factor’s Charity Fashion Show.  She told TV cameras, “I’ve never fallen on the runway, knock on wood!”  I wonder how long that video is up on youtube.
 

Comedian Sinbad has laughed off reports he died of a heart attack last Saturday, after website Wikipedia.org stated he had passed away.  Wikipedia describes itself as ‘the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit,’ and is used by internet surfers across the world. The entry for Sinbad was incorrectly edited last weekend by an unknown user.  The actor - born David Adkins - realized something was wrong when he started getting hundreds of phone calls, emails and text messages from people concerned about his whereabouts.  And despite the mix-up, the 50-year-old actor accepts the mistake could easily be made in the future.  Now only if they could resurrect his career, than things will be golden.

Christina Aguleria insists she has “grown sexually” since releasing her debut hit “Genie In A Bottle,” because she now feels empowered by her sexuality.  The 26-year-old singer believes she has matured since the 1999 song, and admits her sexual confidence helps her take a commanding role in all situations.  She says, “I’m not the same person who released ‘Genie In A Bottle’ and then ‘Dirrty.’ I have this overconfidence with my sexuality because I feel empowered by it, and I love being in control of every facet of what I do.”  That might explain the multiple piercings and her naked Sundays.
 

OK 2 more stories to report than I am out the door.
‘American Idol’ season five champ Taylor Hicks spoke with People magazine about how he lost 22 pounds from his 6′1″ frame since winning on the FOX hit show in May. Hicks dumped fast food and such southern comforts as fried chicken, instead going for salads, brown rice, fish and chicken noodle soup. “It’s good for your throat,” he says. “It’s also comforting, but it’s light.” The 30-year-old, now at 193 lbs, also is following a serious exercise regimen, running for 45 minutes every other day, no matter where he is.  He always did appear to be a little doughy on the show.  I mean he is 50 or so.  Or at least he appears to be 50.
 

And finally,
Carol Burnett has filed a $2 million copyright infringement lawsuit against 20th Century Fox, claiming her cleaning woman character was portrayed on the animated series Family Guy.  The U.S. District Court lawsuit, which was filed Thursday, said the Fox show didn’t have the 73-year-old comedian’s permission to include her cleaning woman character, Charwoman, in an April 2006 episode.  The episode shows Charwoman as a porno-shop maid, and it uses what the lawsuit called an “altered version” of Burnett’s theme music. The characters in the show also perform Burnett’s signature ear tug, the lawsuit said.  OK, Go get them Carol.  You hold your head high when you sue a cartoon.
 

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Here we go bitches, it is on, on like snow in March. Wait, What?Angelina Jolie yesterday completed adoption procedures in Vietnam for her new son, Pax Thien (”Peaceful Sky”). Little Pax Thien is expected to be back in the States with Brad Pitt and Angelina by this weekend. Well now, they are just becoming a modern day Brady Bunch. I just wonder when Maddox will start wearing his hair in curls.

Angelina Jolie yesterday completed adoption procedures in Vietnam for her new son, Pax Thien (”Peaceful Sky”). Little Pax Thien is expected to be back in the States with Brad Pitt and Angelina by this weekend. Well now, they are just becoming a modern day Brady Bunch. I just wonder when Maddox will start wearing his hair in curls. 

The Notorious B.I.G., who has been dead for over a decade, has the number one album this week. His greatest hits album has sold 90,000 copies. And Fergie has the number one single in the country with “Glamorous”. I wonder when the Buddy Holly album or John Lennon will be number one again?

Simon Cowell is claiming on 60 Minutes that he is bigger than Bruce Springsteen, quite similar to a claim the Beatles made in the 60s that they were bigger than Jesus. Cowell tells the show that he was once offered $100,000 to watch and judge a couple in their 50s having sex. God I would judge a couple having sex for 20 bucks! And if I needed to join in, with no gay stuff, 15 bucks.

Britney Spears, still in rehab, has reportedly started dating a guy that she met in AA and plans to move in with him after she is released from rehab. He was talking about their love on TMZ yesterday. Do we smell a relapse? Because I sure as hell do.

Fans of Britney Spears have poured their hearts out on the troubled pop star’s website in a series of touching posts after the singer’s family asked them to send messages of support. Spears is said to be “deeply touched” by the response of devotees from all around the world who have taken the time to write supportive notes to her. The singer has been unable to access the messages of support because rules at Malibu, California rehab center Promises forbid her from using the internet - but many have been passed on to her by friends and relatives.

There are reports out this morning that Madonna will appear naked during her guest appearance on “Nip/Tuck” next season. We hear that this may include a sex scene with playboy Dr. Christian Troy, played by Julian McMahon. I don’t know, at Madonna’s ripe old age of 50, I personally don’t want to see her nekid.

Ok I have 2 more stories to report today. Tori Spelling and her husband, Dean McDermott, welcomed their first child yesterday at Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Liam Aaron McDermott, delivered via cesarean section, was 6 pounds, 6 ounces. Tori’s mother, Candy, who she has been feuding with behind the scenes, was there for the birth. They’re saying that the baby is bringing them together. So I guess I can no longer chant Donna Martin Sperminates. Damn it.

And finally, Kid Rock is under investigation in his home state of Michigan after a 28-year-old woman claimed he assaulted her in his home last week. The alleged victim has filed a police report with the Oakland County Sheriff’s Department. The woman claims she and a male friend were invited back to Kid Rock’s home in Macomb County after meeting him in a Clarkston bar on March 8. She alleges the threesome listened to music and drank alcohol but the fun ended when Kid Rock, real name Bob Ritchie, assaulted his guest as she attempted to leave the low-key party because he wanted her to spend the night, according to a police source. Rock’s accuser claims the star grabbed her by the back of the neck twice when she was outside his home and pushed her towards her car.

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So wait, I am confused. Is it the 2^nd week of March or is it May? Because as I write this I am in my place, with my windows down, in a pair of shorts and a t-shirt sipping on a ice cold bottle of Corona. And away I go.I hate to start this report off with sad news, but, Regis Philbin announced yesterday morning on his show that he will be undergoing triple bypass surgery this week. He had been experiencing chest pains, shortness of breath and other symptoms before going to the doctor for a variety of tests. Wow, I thought he was in good shape, you constantly see him playing tennis on Live, and other physical activities. Good luck Reg.

Happy Sunday morning kiddies, hope all is well, and away I go.
 

I might as well start off with the biggest news to happen over the past 72 hours.  Thursday night on “American Idol”, 4 more contestants were sent home, leaving the coveted top 12 spots.  Antonella Barba, the one with the naked pictures, Jordin Sparks, Sundance Head, and Jared Cotter were all sent packing.  But don’t feel too bad for Antonella Barba.  She’s already getting offers, one from “Girls Gone Wild” for $500,000 and another from Sugar DVD, an adult online film rental center, who want Barba to be their spokesperson.  Wow, now I have to hand it to Antonella, she is really taking advantage of every opportunity presented to her from her time on Idol.  But Porn?  And GGW?  Come on now.  Show some class sister.  Even though she did put the dirty in Dirty Jerz.
 

In case you missed it yesterday, Gisele Bundchen’s family came out saying that Gisele is NOT pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby.  That declaration, of course, coming from the rumor yesterday that Tom Brady’s new girlfriend, Gisele may be pregnant as well as his ex-girlfriend, Bridget Moynahan.  Man what sort of super-sperm does this guy have?  I know he is a superior athlete but come on now.
 

Speaking of pregnancy, Salma Hayek has announced that she is expecting a baby and she is engaged to businessman Francois-Henri Pinault.  Good for the both of them.  I guess this will squash those lesbian rumors linking her to Penelope Cruz.
 

Blues Traveler front man, John Popper, who, by the way, has been dating a Patriots cheerleader, was arrested yesterday.  In Popper’s SUV, in addition to marijuana, police found as many as 14 guns.   I remember I was at a HORDE Festival show about 12 years ago, and this was right after John was in a serous car crash, and confined to a wheelchair, Chan, the guitar player, would help roll him away after he lit off fireworks on stage.  Wow, this guy is ‘riuos.
 

Happy Frigid Tuesday Kiddies and away I go.

I have lots of arrest news to report today. Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been ordered to serve her community service at New York City’s Department of Sanitation mopping floors as punishment for hurling a mobile phone at her housekeeper. Campbell’s service starts Monday, March 19th. That should teach her not to throw her cellie at someone.

 To update yesterday’s post, Jason Wahler has been ordered to serve 60 days in the Los Angeles County Jail, to attend 104 AA meetings, and attend 36 hours of anger management classes, all this stemming from his arrest for battery back in September. When are these people going to learn not to use racial slurs and resist arrests.

Jason Wahler’s former girlfriend and fellow “Laguna Beach” star, Lauren Conrad is coming out with her own clothing line. Conrad’s line will be sold in high end boutiques and retail stores. I am glad how solid LC is, and how together she is after everything.