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And away I go. Happy Birthday Chompers.

U2 singer Bono was knighted by the Queen of England yesterday. He joins the league of knighted musicians such as Paul McCartney and Elton John. Sir Bono just does not have the same ring to it as Sir Paul McCartney does. 

Happy Wednesday Kiddies and away I go. You all know I am mangolicious right?

On “Dancing With the Stars” last night, Paulina Proviskova was sent home. Many had expected it to be Billy Ray Cyrus who had gotten the lowest scores from the judges so far. I am still waiting for Heather Mills to get the whole heave-ho.

Back in my day we had Live Aid, and now we’ve got Live Earth. A Live Earth concert series, scheduled for July 7th, will be a 24-hour event across all seven continents that will reach an estimated 2 billion people. More than 100 headlining artists have already signed on, including Red Hot Chili Peppers, Snoop Dogg, Foo Fighters, Faith Hill, Madonna, Black Eyed Peas, The Police, Fall Out Boy and Akon. What? No Bon Jovi? Or Spice Girls Reunion tour? Whatever. They are not getting my money.

Wynonna Judd has filed for divorce from her estranged husband, Dan R. Roach after he was arrested in Texas and charged with three counts of aggravated sexual battery against a child younger than 13! Roach had been getting treatment for drug and alcohol addiction at a rehabilitation facility in Texas since February. Judd and Roach were married in November 2003. Wow who would have known Wynonna Judd would marry a kid toucher? I mean she didn’t marry the principal from Ferris Bueller did she?

Singer James Blunt and supermodel Petra Nemcova are confirming that they have ended their relationship. Sources say that Blunt has since been enjoying the single life. He’s even been linked to Lindsay Lohan, but then again . . . who hasn’t? Oh that old gag. Who didn’t see that joke coming.

A girl on Myspace has started a starvation diet until Sanjaya Malakar is voted off of “American Idol”. She vows not to eat ANYTHING until “‘American Idol’ voters wise up”. Click here to visit her Myspace page. I have a very strange suspicions that she will be getting Nicole Richie thin bitches.

In related Idol news, Randy Jackson will be doing double-duty. Simon Cowell has hired him as a judge on the British version of “American Idol” called “X Factor” after firing the entire judging panel with the exception of Sharon Osborne. Now if Simon could just fire her, and replace her with Britney, than things will be golden.

OK 2 more stories to report today.

Maroon 5 will do their first public performance of their new song, Makes Me Wonder, this Saturday night on the Kids Choice Awards. Justin Timberlake is hosting the ceremonies. I heard some streaming audio of the song on yahoo, and it sounds really good. A straight up rock record.

And finally,

Jessica Smith, a former cast member of MTV’s Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County, was arrested for investigation of felony driving under the influence of alcohol after a freeway crash, the California Highway Patrol said. Smith, 19, crashed a 1999 Volkswagen Beetle into another car late Monday night on northbound Interstate 5 near Oso Parkway, a CHP report said. The driver of the other car had minor injuries as did a passenger in the car driven by Smith, the report said. Smith’s level of intoxication, unsafe speeds and a wet roadway all contributed to the collision, the CHP said. She remained in custody in lieu of $100,000 bail. Her arraignment was scheduled Wednesday at the Harbor Justice Center. So first my buddy Jason Wahler now her. What is next Stephen Coletti arrested for hitting on a undercover cop posing at a prostitute?

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Happy Monday bitches and away I go.

“TMNT” (the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie) dethroned “300″ and took number one in the weekend box office with million. “300″ came in second with $20.5 million in its third week of release and Mark Wahlberg’s new one “Shooter” debuted in third place with $14.5 million. The amazing thing is that even 17 years after the last Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, they can still make a killing at the theater. Good job turtles.

Britney Spears was rushed to the hospital yesterday afternoon, but was released hours later after what reportedly was an appointment with a dentist over a toothache she had been suffering with. The day Britney going to the dentist is huge news must really be a slow news day.

Sir Paul McCartney is reportedly dating Prince Charles’ ex-girlfriend, Sabrina Guinness, heir to the Guinness beer fortune. Meanwhile, Heather Mills continues to keep her leg from “flying off”, as she says, on ABC’s “Dancing With the Stars”. I wonder who will be leaving tomorrow night from DTWS, I am thinking maybe Billy Ray Cyrus. As long as it is not Joey Fat-One or Steve Sanders, I am a happy camper.

Bobby Brown is apparently shopping a new reality show to several networks, hoping that someone will pick it up. “Dating Bobby Brown” would have women come in and cook for him. Brown says that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I mean there has to be something in his belly to absorb all that coke and other drugs.

“Desperate Housewives” heartthrob Jesse Metcalfe is the latest celebrity to check into rehab. He’s seeking treatment for alcoholism after going out on a four-day drinking binge. Man I had a four-day drinking binge down at the Jersey Shore for Owen and Liz’s wedding. Man memories.

2 more stories to report.

Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio will be teaming up for a new movie, their first together since “Titanic” back in 1997. “Revolutionary Road” is about a suburban couple raising 2 children in the mid-1950s and will start filming this summer. I am very eh about this whole situation. I never made it through Titanic, so this mean nothing to me.

And finally, in what is the biggest story of the day, and it involves Miss Anna Nicole Smith.

Anna Nicole Smith died of an accidental overdose of prescription drugs including sedatives, officials said on Monday, ending weeks of uncertainty over the tabloid star’s sudden death.

There was no evidence that illegal drugs or foul play had a role in the death of the former Playboy Playmate, who collapsed on February 8 in a Florida hotel, triggering a media frenzy. Her death also sparked a legal feud over her burial and a custody and paternity battle over her 6-month-old daughter, Dannielynn, who could one day inherit millions as the only surviving offspring of the 39-year-old widow of a billionaire. “We are convinced, based on an extensive view of the evidence, that this case is an accidental overdose with no other criminal elements present,” said Police Chief Charlie Tiger. “We found nothing to indicate any foul play.” Well I guess Howard K Stern is kind of off the hook right now. I just wonder who prescribed her all the drugs. Should we call him pharmacist?

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