Happy Monday bitches and away I go.
“TMNT” (the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie) dethroned “300″ and took number one in the weekend box office with million. “300″ came in second with $20.5 million in its third week of release and Mark Wahlberg’s new one “Shooter” debuted in third place with $14.5 million. The amazing thing is that even 17 years after the last Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, they can still make a killing at the theater. Good job turtles.
Britney Spears was rushed to the hospital yesterday afternoon, but was released hours later after what reportedly was an appointment with a dentist over a toothache she had been suffering with. The day Britney going to the dentist is huge news must really be a slow news day.
Sir Paul McCartney is reportedly dating Prince Charles’ ex-girlfriend, Sabrina Guinness, heir to the Guinness beer fortune. Meanwhile, Heather Mills continues to keep her leg from “flying off”, as she says, on ABC’s “Dancing With the Stars”. I wonder who will be leaving tomorrow night from DTWS, I am thinking maybe Billy Ray Cyrus. As long as it is not Joey Fat-One or Steve Sanders, I am a happy camper.
Bobby Brown is apparently shopping a new reality show to several networks, hoping that someone will pick it up. “Dating Bobby Brown” would have women come in and cook for him. Brown says that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I mean there has to be something in his belly to absorb all that coke and other drugs.
“Desperate Housewives” heartthrob Jesse Metcalfe is the latest celebrity to check into rehab. He’s seeking treatment for alcoholism after going out on a four-day drinking binge. Man I had a four-day drinking binge down at the Jersey Shore for Owen and Liz’s wedding. Man memories.
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Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio will be teaming up for a new movie, their first together since “Titanic” back in 1997. “Revolutionary Road” is about a suburban couple raising 2 children in the mid-1950s and will start filming this summer. I am very eh about this whole situation. I never made it through Titanic, so this mean nothing to me.
And finally, in what is the biggest story of the day, and it involves Miss Anna Nicole Smith.
Anna Nicole Smith died of an accidental overdose of prescription drugs including sedatives, officials said on Monday, ending weeks of uncertainty over the tabloid star’s sudden death.
There was no evidence that illegal drugs or foul play had a role in the death of the former Playboy Playmate, who collapsed on February 8 in a Florida hotel, triggering a media frenzy. Her death also sparked a legal feud over her burial and a custody and paternity battle over her 6-month-old daughter, Dannielynn, who could one day inherit millions as the only surviving offspring of the 39-year-old widow of a billionaire. “We are convinced, based on an extensive view of the evidence, that this case is an accidental overdose with no other criminal elements present,” said Police Chief Charlie Tiger. “We found nothing to indicate any foul play.” Well I guess Howard K Stern is kind of off the hook right now. I just wonder who prescribed her all the drugs. Should we call him pharmacist?
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