Happy Monday Bitches and away I go. Hope everyone had a pleasant weekend, mine was quite chill.

More scandal this morning for a former American Idol contestant. Jessica Sierra, who made it to the top 10 in 2005, was arrested this weekend in Tampa Florida for assault and battery. While at a bar she got into it with some guy and smashed a glass over his face. Police found cocaine on her and took her to jail where she still is this morning. I love ex-idolers and their fall from grace. God how Britney of Jessica Sierra.

Speaking of Idol, Bon Jovi will be coaching the final six contestants on Idol tomorrow night and perform on Wednesday. Two of the final six will be voted off Wednesday night. Shot to the heart and Phil’s to blame, because he is really really lame. Is it just me or does he look like Bert?

Tracey Morgan was in court over the weekend copping a plea on a recent alcohol bust. He now has to wear a high tech bracelet that monitors his blood system and triggers an alarm if he has any alcohol. It’s a 90 day deal and if the bracelet goes off he has to start all over again. To quote Nelson Muntz, Ha-ha. First Alec Baldwin, now Tracey Morgan, is 30 Rock cursed?

Rapper/TV actress Eve is out of jail after being arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence in downtown Hollywood. Before posting $30,000 bail, she was visited in Los Angeles County Jail by Oscar-winning actor Sean Penn. Eve crashed her gold Maserati into the center divider on Hollywood Boulevard early Thursday morning, according to celebrity gossip website TMZ.com. Los Angeles police arrived on the scene and cuffed a crying Eve as they placed her in a squad car and took her away according to reports. Two other people were allegedly in the car at the time of the crash. Eve you gone and done it now!!!

Pop star Britney Spears was pulled over for allegedly speeding in California but was let off with a warning. Spears allegedly was caught speeding along Sunset Boulevard in Beverly Hills on Friday, People magazine reported. “She was pulled over for speeding,” said Beverly Hills Police Sgt. Mike Foxen. “She was warned about her speed and let go. She was not cited.” Spears had been working out earlier in the day at the Millennium Dance Studio, getting into shape in order to return to performing. She also has been in the studio recording with music producer JR Rotem, whom she previously was dating. Way to put the cowboy booted foot on the pedal and push Brit-Brit.

And finally,

Courtney Love is set to sell off her late husband Kurt Cobain’s keepsakes because she’s sick of living in “a mausoleum.” The rocker has revealed she has invited auction house bosses at Christie’s to visit her home and select items for sale. She says, “(My house) is like a mausoleum… and my daughter doesn’t need to inherit a giant… bag full of flannel shirts.  “A sweater, a guitar and the lyrics to ‘(Smells Like) Teen Spirit,’ that’s what my daughter gets. The rest of it we’ll just… sell.” Nice going C-Lo. Way to sell your dead husbands belongings to make a quick buck to pay for your gastric bypass surgery. I am just amazed that it just didn’t happen 10 years ago.

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Mango Out

Happy Wednesday Kiddies, And away I go. I think I am officially back on NYC Time. So Long Dirty Diego. Thanks Flirt Girl.

And away I go. Happy Monday kiddies and away I go. Can I just add that I am beat, nothing like working at 4 hours of sleep, but it was totally worth it.

Happy Thursday Kiddies, and away I go.

Well it was bound to happen. The big entertainment news this morning is, of course, that Sanjaya Malakar was FINALLY voted off “American Idol” last night after 38 million votes were cast. The crowd cheered loudly, assumingly cheers of good riddance. Lakisha and Blake rounded out the bottom 3. Martina McBride, Tuesday night’s coach, performed her new single “Anyway” during last night’s results show. I think the novelty value of Manjayna has finally set in, and now it is back to a true singing competition.

Carrie Underwood, a former “American Idol” winner, won big at the Country Music Awards on Monday night, taking the awards for both Female and Overall Video of the Year for “Before He Cheats”. Reports surfaced the other day that Underwood and her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo are planning to marry. Look out Kelly Clarkson there might be a new Idol in town.

Paris Hilton has been ordered to appear in court on May 4th for violating her probation stemming from her previous reckless driving case. Hilton could face up to 90 days in jail. Maybe she can be in the same cell as GGW Founder Joe Francis.

Ian Ziering, from Dancing with the Stars, was offered $100,000 to pose for Playgirl. I wonder if Dylan or Brandon are kicking themselves about not doing Dancing With The Stars. I bet Dylan would do Playgirl for a cheeseburger and a case of miller high life.

Speaking of Dancing With The Stars, Tuesday Night Clyde Drexler and his partner were voted off the show. Heather Mills’ performance was not one of the bottom vote-getters despite the fall she suffered at the end of her samba routine Monday night. Did anyone else die cracking up when Heather Mills fell flat on her gold-digging back. Because I most definitely did. It was totally rious.

Police in Malawi along with stone-throwing school children blocked the paparazzi from covering Madonna’s visit to an orphanage in the country yesterday. Madonna, along with her daughter Lola and Malawian adopted son are in Africa for charity work and to work on a reported documentary. Now if someone would throw their gall stones as Madonna, than that would just be classic.

Ok, 1 most story to report.

Protestors in several cities in India are burning effigies of Richard Gere! Why you may ask? The actor apparently sparked outrage yesterday when he kissed a popular Bollywood actress on the cheek several times during an AIDS awareness event. Thank God I don’t live there, and live here in the great United States of America. Hootie-who.

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Mango Out

I hope everyone had an exciting weekend. In one word, mine was wet. 6 and a half inches of rain. Suite. And away I go.

Good Thursday Evening my loyal minions, and away I go.

2^nd update for the day, and away I go.

This will be small but complete.

Well it appears that they have found out who the baby’s daddy is. A former boyfriend, Larry Birkhead, was identified on Tuesday as the father of Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith’s 7-month-old daughter, Dannilyn, after DNA test results were released by a Bahamas court. The revelation brought to an appropriately dramatic climax a tabloid maelstrom that was kicked off by Smith’s abrupt death in a Florida hotel casino on February 8 of an accidental drug overdose. Dannilyn could one day be worth a fortune if Smith’s estate wins a decade-long battle to inherit from former oil tycoon husband J. Howard Marshall. “I hate to be the one to tell you this but, I told you so,” Birkhead, a Los Angeles photographer, told reporters and sightseers outside the court in Nassau. “Nothing’s really determined except parentage and I’m the father.” “I’m going to the toy store,” he said. Smith’s death touched off a battle among her mother, Virgie Arthur, longtime companion Howard K. Stern and Birkhead, not only for her body but also over custody of the buxom former topless dancer’s baby. Well I guess my 401k is safe. Suite.

The man behind the ‘Girls Gone Wild’ video and DVD empire is finally in jail in Panama City after being arrested Tuesday at a local airport, according to People.com. A federal judge ordered Joe Francis to surrender to authorities last week so he could begin serving jail time for contempt of court, but Francis didn’t show up. Francis was allegedly on his way to turn himself in Tuesday morning, when he was apprehended by Panama City airport police. He is currently being held at the Bay County jail. U.S. District Judge Richard Smoak insisted that Francis should be jailed until he agreed to participate in mediation talks aimed at ending a four-year-old legal battle between the media mogul and seven underage women, who sued the ‘Girls Gone Wild’ boss after he filmed them in sexual situations. I wonder if he is also behind the classics Guys Gone Wild. If so, Sorry Allison no more Christmas Gifts.

2 more stories to report than I am going to watch Idol.

Kirsten Dunst thinks everyone should smoke pot. “I drink moderately. I’ve tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does,” the 24-year-old star says. “My best friend Sasha’s dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer. He was the biggest pot smoker in the world and he was a genius… I’ve never been a major smoker, but I think America’s view on weed is ridiculous. I mean - are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place… I’m not talking about being stoned all day, though. I think if it’s not used properly, it can hamper your creativity and close you up inside.” Far out, Kirsten. I mean God how Greg Brady of you.

And finally,

Live Earth concerts will be held July 7 in cities around the world, including London, aimed at raising climate change awareness. Madonna, the Beastie Boys and Black Eyed Peas will headline the concert at Wembley stadium in London. They will be joined by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Keane, Foo Fighters and others. Headliners for the U.S. concert at Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J., include Bon Jovi, Dave Matthews Band, Kanye West, Rihanna, John Mayer, Smashing Pumpkins and Fall Out Boy, it was announced Tuesday.

That is it once again kiddies.

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Mango Out

Happy Tuesday Kiddies, and away I go.

The DNA results in the Anna Nicole Smith case will finally be released in the Bahamas today. Howard K. Stern says that if the tests prove that he isn’t the father, he will give up baby Dannilyn. I just have a certain feeling that Howard K Stern will be very lonely as I will bet my 401 K that he will be losing the baby.

MSNBC and CBS have suspended shock jock Don Imus for two weeks following his comment late last week calling the Rutgers women’s basketball team “tough . . . nappy headed hoes”. The Rutgers team will hold a news conference today. Oh that racist Imus. He just does not realize his limits and what to and not to say.

Avril Lavigne and her front man of Sum 41 / husband have snatched up the three-story residence in the wealthy neighborhood of Bel-Air, according to the Los Angeles Times.  It boasts eight bedrooms and 10 bathrooms, as well as an elevator, sauna and garage space for 10 cars. The Canadian musicians got married in Montecito, California last year after dating for two years. They spent 9.5 million dollars on the mansion that was previously owned by Travis Barker of blink 182 and his ex-wife Shanna Mockler.

R&B hunk Usher is set to become the latest celebrity to launch their own scent. The singer has signed a deal with Liz Claiborne Cosmetics to launch his own fragrance in September. Usher is also planning to sell his own clothing and accessories line. I wonder what he scent smells like, Pimp? Girls Panties? Only God will know.

Scrubs star John C. McGinley married his yoga teacher fiancée at their home in Malibu, California on Saturday. McGinley, who plays bitter doctor Perry Cox in the hit sitcom, proposed to Nicole Kessler last summer after dating the blonde for just over two years. Guests at the intimate family-and-friends nuptials included actor John Cusack, who hosted a rehearsal dinner for the bride and groom-to-be on Friday. McGinley’s nine-year-old son Max, who introduced the couple at the beach, accompanied his new stepmother down the aisle. It was the actor’s second marriage; he was previously married to Lauren Lambert. It was a big weekend for McGinley - his new Ice Cube movie, ‘Are We Done Yet?,’ opened in theaters on Friday. Good for him. I love me some Dr. Cox.