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Reheb Lohan

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

What is this? 2 Updates in two days? Jiggah What?After this weekends wild events, Lindsey Lohan has entered rehab. Unlike last time she was in rehab she will not be able to leave the facility. Directors of her next movie, Poor Things, have pushed back production of the movie. They will wait until she gets out of rehab to do her scenes. Oh that Lindsay, I hope that the second time in rehab, will do the charm. As long as she does not say No No No. (Thanks Wino)

LL

Next up? 50 Cent woke up today $400 million richer! He owned 10% of Glaceau, which makes Vitamin Water and was bought by Coca-Cola for $4.1 billion. 50 Cent was also supposed to release his much anticipated third album, Curtis, June 26th but pushed it back to September 4th. Guests on the album include Justin Timberlake, Eminem, Akon, Mary J. Blige, and Robin Thicke. Wow, 400 million over night? That’s what I am talking aboot. I don’t own an entire album, but I do have a couple of Fitty songs on my Ipod, I can get into some of his hooks.

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A-Rod is on the front page of the New York Post today leaving a Toronto strip club and going in to a 4 Seasons hotel with a woman. The girl is flippin beautiful. I saw pictures of her this morning on the bus, and I was in awe? The girl was chesteriffic.

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Maroon 5 has scored their best-selling week on the Billboard 200 albums chart, stealing the top spot from Linkin Park with 429,000 sales of their new album ‘It Won’t Be Soon Before Long. The group leads a pack of high new entries, with Ozzy Osborne landing his highest debut on the countdown at number three with ‘Black Rain’ and troubled rapper Young Jeezy’s new album, ‘Cold Summer,’ crashing in at four. Linkin Park’s ‘Minutes to Midnight’ drops a place to two on the new chart, while the Used’s ‘Lies for the Liars’ is the fourth highest debut of the week – at five. I am a huge fan of Maroon 5, it is just a straight-up rock record. Some great driving music, full of summer fun. It is like a fresh marg on the dock, on a CD.

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2 more stories to report. Enrique Englasis was joking when he announced his split from Anna Kournikova and they are still together. The Spanish singer told journalists during a promotional visit to Sweden that he had split with the former tennis star. He said, “We’ve split. I’m single now and it’s OK. I don’t mind being single.” But the star has told British magazine Hello he was joking. Oh that Enrique…He is just so funny. Am I the only one who didn’t get any joke?

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And finally, someone else came out of the celebrity closet. David Hyde Pierce, best known for his role on Frasier as Niles Crane has announced that he is gay. He has been in a committed relationship for years now. Speaking of celebrities from the 90’s who are coming out of the closet. Darlene from Roseanne, I bet it is getting quite cramped in that closet with all those Birkenstocks in there with you.

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SG 

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I Love Drunk Celebs.

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

Happy Tuesday Kiddies, and away I go.  I hope everyone had a nice long weekend, lord knows I did.
 

Lindsey Lohan was arrested on suspicion of a DUI over the weekend when her car hit a curb and investigators found cocaine at the scene. The next day pictures surfaced of her passed out in the front seat of a car and puking on the side of the road.  Yeah, I love a drunk Lohan.  I hope she was the only one who made a drunken fool of herself this weekend.

LL 

Well the world has a new American Idol, and she goes by the name Jordin Sparks.  She beat out Blake Lewis in the season finale last night.  The 2-hour, star-studded finale featured performances by Carrie Underwood, Smokey Robinson, Gladys Knight, Taylor Hicks, Kelly Clarkson, Ruben Studdard, Doug E. Fresh, Tony Bennett, Bette Midler, as well as this seasons top 12.  One of the strangest pairings of the night was Sanjaya performing with Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry, for which the stage included a wind machine to blow around Sanjaya’s hair.  I have to say this was the worst season of Idol since Fantasia won.

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Actress Mischa Barton was hospitalized in Los Angeles Sunday evening after apparently suffering a negative reaction to medication.  The celebrity news Web site TMZ reported Barton, 21, was rushed to a medical facility from a Memorial Day barbecue, where she had a few holiday cocktails — which apparently did not mix with antibiotics she had been taking.   The OC star had been sick with bronchitis after traveling to London, Paris and Cannes, France, in recent weeks.   TMZ said Barton was resting comfortably at the medical facility, and a publicist for the actress said she was with family members and feeling much better.  Well that now makes 2 drunken young celebutants this update.

MB
 

Charles Nelson Reilly, a Tony-winning actor known for his ribald humor, has died from complication of pneumonia in Los Angeles at the age of 76.  Reilly, who died Friday, acted and directed on Broadway, but more widely recognized for his appearances on talk shows and game shows such as The Match Game, The New York Times reported Monday.   In 1962, he won a Tony Award for his turn as Bud Frump in the original Broadway staging of How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.   On Broadway, he was known for his direction of The Belle of Amherst, a one-woman play starring Julie Harris based on the life of Emily Dickinson. Reilly later directed Harris again, opposite Charles Durning in a revival of The Gin Game.

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‘Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End’ provided its makers with buried treasure-like bounty, pulling in an estimated $112.55 million as of Sunday.   With the long Memorial Day weekend still going strong, ‘Shrek the Third,’ which was No. 1 last week, slipped to No. 2 with $51.04 million. ‘Spiderman 3′ also was down a notch to third with $13.7 million as Disney’s block-buster Pirates sequel pillaged most of the loot.   ‘Bug’ debuted at No. 4 with $3.26 million in ticket sales, Box Office Mojo reported Sunday.   ‘Georgia Rule’ and ‘Disturbia’ each were bumped down a spot, to fifth and sixth places with $1.86 million and $1.76 million in sales respectively.   I still want to see this movie, even though I heard it was a little on the long side, like 3 hours long.  And with numbers like this, there is definetly going to be a fourth one on the way.


2 more stories to report, TV star Ty Pennington has pleaded no contest to drunk driving charges, according to TMZ.com.  The 42-year-old handyman was charged with two misdemeanor counts of driving under the influence after being arrested on May 9 in Venice, California. The second charge has since been dropped.   Pennington was sentenced to 36 months probation and fined $1,500. He was also ordered to attend a 90-day alcohol education program.   He has apologized to fans of his show Extreme Makeover: Home Edition because he now understands how his behavior “affects everyone.”   Well that makes the third and final story of a drunk celeb, they really do amuse me.

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And finally, The National Enquirer is reporting that Paris Hilton was at a club and some people were laughing at her. She apparently thought they were laughing because she is going to jail. Not quite…it may have been the toilet paper stuck to her panties that was hanging out of her skirt.  Ha, oh that Paris, always good for a laugh.

PH
 

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Mango Out

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Scott Stapp in a load of Crap.

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Happy Wednesday Bitches and away I go. This might be my last big update till Monday, as it is a busy busy busy couple of days for me.

American Idol Judge Paula Abdul seemed unphased by the broken nose she suffered the other day after attempting to avoid stepping on her dog. She appeared unbandaged with no signs of trauma. Maybe it was the vodka with the Vicodin that helped her out last night, because she was fan-flippin-tastic.

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On Dancing With The Stars last night Apollo Anton Ohno was crowned the winner after beating out Joey Fatone and the favorite, Leila Ali. Ali, in fact, was voted off first leaving Fatone and Ohno in the final 2. Wow, he was quite sexy in his ninja outfits during the freestyle routine. The problem is that all 3 previous winners can kick his rear.

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Angelina Jolie has announced that she plans to take a year off from acting in order to raise her family and to spend time with Brad Pitt. What is going to happen to the acting world with out Princess Angelina on the big screen for one year.

Kellie Pickler’s father was arrested yesterday for stealing abandoned cars and re-selling to scrap metal yards them for profit. He’s facing felony counts of larceny. Oh Mr. Pickler when ya going to learn. I hope Kellie and her new massive knockers are handling this well.

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“Prison Break” actor Lane Garrison yesterday plead guilty to vehicular manslaughter and drunk driving for a crash in December that killed a 17-year-old girl and injured two other teens. Wow Lane, I wonder what Papa Joe Simpson is going to do for you now?

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David Hasselhoff was back in court yesterday fighting for custody of his two daughters; and, guess what? He won. He was awarded full custody of the girls for at least two weeks until the next hearing. Apparently the judge bought the defense’s testimony that it is Hasselhoff’s ex-wife that is the nutcase. She reportedly refused to take a drug test and abused at least one of the kids. I love it how The Hoff is the stable one in the relationship.

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Ex-Creed front man Scott Stapp was arrested in Florida yesterday and charged with domestic abuse after hurling a bottle of Orangina at his wife. Apparently all that drugs and alcohol in his system can take him higher. Oh Scott, you got some splainin’ to do.

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Well it is official, the Spice Girls are reuniting for the London Live Earth show on July 7th. They’ll follow up that appearance with at least a new single, if not a full album. It’s the first time the group will have performed together since 1998. My life will be officially complete if I get tickets to that show. I wonder if they will come to Giants Stadium?

SG

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