What is this? 2 Updates in two days? Jiggah What?After this weekends wild events, Lindsey Lohan has entered rehab. Unlike last time she was in rehab she will not be able to leave the facility. Directors of her next movie, Poor Things, have pushed back production of the movie. They will wait until she gets out of rehab to do her scenes. Oh that Lindsay, I hope that the second time in rehab, will do the charm. As long as she does not say No No No. (Thanks Wino)

Happy Tuesday Kiddies, and away I go.  I hope everyone had a nice long weekend, lord knows I did.
 

Lindsey Lohan was arrested on suspicion of a DUI over the weekend when her car hit a curb and investigators found cocaine at the scene. The next day pictures surfaced of her passed out in the front seat of a car and puking on the side of the road.  Yeah, I love a drunk Lohan.  I hope she was the only one who made a drunken fool of herself this weekend.

Happy Wednesday Bitches and away I go. This might be my last big update till Monday, as it is a busy busy busy couple of days for me.

American Idol Judge Paula Abdul seemed unphased by the broken nose she suffered the other day after attempting to avoid stepping on her dog. She appeared unbandaged with no signs of trauma. Maybe it was the vodka with the Vicodin that helped her out last night, because she was fan-flippin-tastic.

On Dancing With The Stars last night Apollo Anton Ohno was crowned the winner after beating out Joey Fatone and the favorite, Leila Ali. Ali, in fact, was voted off first leaving Fatone and Ohno in the final 2. Wow, he was quite sexy in his ninja outfits during the freestyle routine. The problem is that all 3 previous winners can kick his rear.

Angelina Jolie has announced that she plans to take a year off from acting in order to raise her family and to spend time with Brad Pitt. What is going to happen to the acting world with out Princess Angelina on the big screen for one year.

Kellie Pickler’s father was arrested yesterday for stealing abandoned cars and re-selling to scrap metal yards them for profit. He’s facing felony counts of larceny. Oh Mr. Pickler when ya going to learn. I hope Kellie and her new massive knockers are handling this well.

“Prison Break” actor Lane Garrison yesterday plead guilty to vehicular manslaughter and drunk driving for a crash in December that killed a 17-year-old girl and injured two other teens. Wow Lane, I wonder what Papa Joe Simpson is going to do for you now?

David Hasselhoff was back in court yesterday fighting for custody of his two daughters; and, guess what? He won. He was awarded full custody of the girls for at least two weeks until the next hearing. Apparently the judge bought the defense’s testimony that it is Hasselhoff’s ex-wife that is the nutcase. She reportedly refused to take a drug test and abused at least one of the kids. I love it how The Hoff is the stable one in the relationship.

Ex-Creed front man Scott Stapp was arrested in Florida yesterday and charged with domestic abuse after hurling a bottle of Orangina at his wife. Apparently all that drugs and alcohol in his system can take him higher. Oh Scott, you got some splainin’ to do.

Well it is official, the Spice Girls are reuniting for the London Live Earth show on July 7th. They’ll follow up that appearance with at least a new single, if not a full album. It’s the first time the group will have performed together since 1998. My life will be officially complete if I get tickets to that show. I wonder if they will come to Giants Stadium?

You Know The Drill

Mango Out

Happy Sunday kiddies, and away I go. I am totally going to miss memorial day weekend at the lake this coming weekend, but duty calls. (Ha I said doodie)

Happy Thursday Kiddies, and away I go.

Happy Mother’s day Babs and away I go.

Last night on HBO’s “The Sopranos” the big first-scene shocker was Christopher’s death! Christopher and Tony were riding in an SUV listening to the soundtrack to “The Departed” when they were involved in a head-on collision and plummeted off a cliff. Tony walked away from the wreck, but not before pinching Christopher out. Tony later went to Las Vegas and, while tripping on peyote revealed how happy he was that Christopher was dead. Opps did I spoil it for someone who has not watched it yet? See kiddies my theory in life, is that if you miss it the first time, you have 12 hours to watch it.

NBC yesterday saved “Law & Order” and its two spin-offs from cancellation. They’ve renewed the series for at least an 18th season set to begin in the fall, the second longest running drama in television history (the longest running being “Gunsmoke”). Eh I have to say that I have not seen an episode of any of the 3 Law and Orders all the way through in the past 18 years.

There was a rally in New York over the weekend to keep Paris Hilton out of jail and supporters weren’t exactly coming out in droves. Only 3 people showed up, but they were calling her “a martyr”. Yeah, I must have missed that memo, unfortunately.

Everyone’s favorite lesbot, Rosie O’Donnell is speaking out yet again, this time about Ellen Degeneres. She’s criticizing Ellen for not talking about being gay on her daytime talk show, speculating that there’s something against it included in her television contract. I must say I use to be a fan of hers, but Rosie is now becoming tasteless, and a hack.

Sheryl Crow had a very special mother’s day this past weekend, and posted big news on her web site. Crow’s message says, “I am so excited to share with you guys that I’ve adopted a little boy ..he was born 2 weeks ago. His name is Wyatt (after my dad) Steven (after my little brother and Scooter) and we are enjoying some very private family time. Just wanted you to be the first to know.” The child is her first. She is not married. Crow is scheduled to start touring in July. There’s no word if the new bundle of joy may postpone any tour dates. Um, 1998 called that want their still prominent musicians back.

Rapper The Game was arrested by police in Los Angeles after allegedly making criminal threats while officers searched his home. The hip-hop star - real name Jayceon Taylor - was detained on Friday but released on $50,000 bail, according to the county sheriff’s department. Los Angeles Police Department spokeswoman Martha Garcia said the arrest was related to an incident that occurred in February. KABC-TV caught the moment the 27-year-old was driven off in a patrol car on camera. The Game stuck his tongue out and said, “I want to say that I’m not guilty, and I love California.” It’s not the first time the rapper has been in trouble with the police - he was arrested in New York City in November over allegations he pretended to be an undercover police officer to persuade a cab driver to run red lights. Ok, I am not a hip-hop fan so this really does not affect me in the slightest.

And finally

Ex-convict and socialite Patty Hearst has denied reports she has been giving advice to Paris Hilton in the wake of her 45-day jail sentence for violating her probation by driving with a suspended license. Hearst was infamously jailed in the mid-1970s after being found guilty of accompanying her kidnappers on a bank robbery - her seven year prison sentence was commuted by then-U.S. President Jimmy Carter, who intervened after 22 months. But the 53-year-old insists she hasn’t been in talks with Hilton. She tells website TMZ.com, “Imagine my surprise upon learning of the ‘advice’ I had been giving Paris Hilton. Wow, first the pardon, now getting career advice from Patty Hearst? Oh wow, are things beginning to snowball.

You Know The Drill

Mango Out.

Happy Wednesday my loyal readers and away I go. See Ashley I do update this site still. GOSH.

Last night on Dancing With The Stars, that achie-breaky guy got voted off. He was easily the worst dancer out there. I am still torn between my two early favorites, Steve Sanders and Joey Fatone. But I have been very impressed by Layla Ali.

California governor Arnold Schwartzenegger’s people say that he is taking Paris Hilton’s appeals and Myspace letters campaign very seriously. They also say that the governor will not make any decision one way or the other until all of the appeals are in. Paris, in the meantime, has re-hired her former publicist Elliot Mintz. Explain to me how Paris a level D celebrity, can get a pardon from the Govenerator? I thought you had to be a diplomat to get awarded that.

Prince has announced that he will play 21 shows in London beginning on August 1st before taking time off from performing in order to study the Bible. Prince is a Jehovah’s Witness. I highly doubt he would go door to door though.

The CBS Evening News with Katie Couric has the lowest ratings since 1987. And furthermore, more than 2.5 million fewer people are watching ABC, NBC, CBS and Fox than just one year ago. Oh poor Katie, how the mighty have fallen. Maybe she needs a co-anchor, maybe Seacrest can take that position. As opposed to his usual position of being a power-bottom. Oh that old gag.

Kelly Clarkson is laughing off reports her new album has been scrapped by releasing it in July - on schedule. A British tabloid claimed label bosses at RCA and Sony BMG were far from impressed with the American Idol star’s ‘My December’ album - and told the singer to get back in the studio and re-record tracks. But its seems someone misinterpreted executives’ delight with the new release - it will hit stores on July 24, as scheduled. The first single from the album, “Never Again,” debuted at number eight on the Billboard Hot 100 last week. She is looking kind of dumpy as of late though.

Evanescence front woman Amy Lee reportedly married her fiancé, therapist Josh Hartzler, on Saturday. It was a busy weekend for the Goth singer - the band’s drummer Rocky Gray quit the band after guitarist John LeCompt was sacked. Arkansas TV station KHTV in Little Rock reported the 25-year-old singer married Hartzler, 28, following a four month engagement. Wow, I think it is only a matter of time before Evanescence takes a permanent vacation.

And finally,

 Actor Mike Myers is set to return as super spy Austin Powers in a fourth movie in the successful series. The next installment, as yet untitled, will focus on Powers’ arch-nemesis Dr. Evil, who is also played by Myers. He tells Moviehole.net, “There is a fully conceived idea for a fourth and I can just say that it’s from Dr. Evil’s point of view, so if you balanced how much it was Austin with Dr. Evil, it’s more Dr. Evil than Austin.” If Shrek 3 opens big this weekend, Mike will be unstoppable, probably making in the 8 figures + back end for Austin Powers 4.

You Know The Drill

Mango Out

Happy Sunday kiddies, and away I go.
 

I might as well start off with the bombshell of a news story regarding everyone’s favorite hotel skank, Paris Hilton.  A shocked Paris Hilton was ordered on Friday to spend 45 days in jail after a Los Angeles judge ruled the hotel heiress and socialite violated her probation for alcohol-related reckless driving.  Superior Court judge Michael Sauer said he believed the 26-year-old reality TV star knowingly disobeyed the law by driving while her license was suspended and ordered her to report to jail on June 5.  “I think she has wanted to disregard everything that was said and continued to drive no matter what,” Sauer before passing sentence.  He added, “The probation is revoked. Forty-five days in jail.”  Well I guess this just makes my year even more fantastic.  First Britney shaves her head, and enters rehab, now this.  Oh this is fantastic.