Happy Wednesday Bitches and away I go. This might be my last big update till Monday, as it is a busy busy busy couple of days for me.
American Idol Judge Paula Abdul seemed unphased by the broken nose she suffered the other day after attempting to avoid stepping on her dog. She appeared unbandaged with no signs of trauma. Maybe it was the vodka with the Vicodin that helped her out last night, because she was fan-flippin-tastic.
On Dancing With The Stars last night Apollo Anton Ohno was crowned the winner after beating out Joey Fatone and the favorite, Leila Ali. Ali, in fact, was voted off first leaving Fatone and Ohno in the final 2. Wow, he was quite sexy in his ninja outfits during the freestyle routine. The problem is that all 3 previous winners can kick his rear.
Angelina Jolie has announced that she plans to take a year off from acting in order to raise her family and to spend time with Brad Pitt. What is going to happen to the acting world with out Princess Angelina on the big screen for one year.
Kellie Pickler’s father was arrested yesterday for stealing abandoned cars and re-selling to scrap metal yards them for profit. He’s facing felony counts of larceny. Oh Mr. Pickler when ya going to learn. I hope Kellie and her new massive knockers are handling this well.
“Prison Break” actor Lane Garrison yesterday plead guilty to vehicular manslaughter and drunk driving for a crash in December that killed a 17-year-old girl and injured two other teens. Wow Lane, I wonder what Papa Joe Simpson is going to do for you now?
David Hasselhoff was back in court yesterday fighting for custody of his two daughters; and, guess what? He won. He was awarded full custody of the girls for at least two weeks until the next hearing. Apparently the judge bought the defense’s testimony that it is Hasselhoff’s ex-wife that is the nutcase. She reportedly refused to take a drug test and abused at least one of the kids. I love it how The Hoff is the stable one in the relationship.
Ex-Creed front man Scott Stapp was arrested in Florida yesterday and charged with domestic abuse after hurling a bottle of Orangina at his wife. Apparently all that drugs and alcohol in his system can take him higher. Oh Scott, you got some splainin’ to do.
Well it is official, the Spice Girls are reuniting for the London Live Earth show on July 7th. They’ll follow up that appearance with at least a new single, if not a full album. It’s the first time the group will have performed together since 1998. My life will be officially complete if I get tickets to that show. I wonder if they will come to Giants Stadium?
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