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Britney + Cindey = True Colors.

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

Sorry for the lack of updates kiddies, but it has just been so nice out, and away I go.  

50 Cent is in negotiations to join Robert De Nero and Al Pacino in “Righteous Kill” which begins filming in September. De Nero and Pacino play detectives tracking a serial killer while 50 Cent will be a drug dealer helping them catch the killer. Jiggita-Jiggita-Jiggita You Act?

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Carrie Underwood was voted Sexiest Female Vegetarian for a second time. Jay Leno’s band leader, Kevin Eubanks, was voted Sexiest Male Vegetarian.   I guess that means she don’t eat meat, but she sure likes the bone.  Oh come on now, you could see that one coming from a mile away.

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PARIS HILTON IS A FREE WOMAN THIS MORNING!!!!  She was released from prison last night, just seconds after midnight. She was escorted past the whords of reporters and camera people and even some fans into the SUV with her Mom and Dad and whisked away.  Oh thank God.  I was worried about her.  From what I heard she lost 10 pounds in jail.  Granted I think she was going through major heroin withdrawal. 

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Speaking of the lovely Paris, Reports this morning that the Learning Annex is offering her $1 million to do a single class on how to build your brand.  Well I would definitely would attend that class.  It will teach me how to whore myself out and make lots of money off of having no talent what-so-ever.
 

Britney Spears will join the Cyndi Lauper “True Colors” tour for one night in June 30th in LA.  Let’s just hope her mic does not break this time and her cd does not skip.  We don’t need another Miami club appearance fiasco.

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Pamela Anderson will be opening a chain of strip clubs called Lapland.  Oh wow, now talk about lending your name to something importito.  I hope there is a Lapland in the New York – New Jersey area.
 

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 Now I am out to go lay pool side.
 

You Know The Drill
 

Mango Out.

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Spice-tastic

Sunday, June 24th, 2007

Happy Sunday Afternoon my loyal minions and away I go.
 

Paris Hilton gets out of jail Monday and Variety Magazine is reporting NBC and the Today show have landed the first interview. Paris’ only stipulation was that Matt Lauer wasn’t the interviewer. She’s upset with some of the stuff Lauer said about her on the air. The interview will be with Meredith Vierra. NBC is denying that they are paying $1 million for the interview.  Well thank God she is finally making her own money now.  And in a legitimate way.  Well besides that whole sex tape thing.

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The View is still looking for a Rosie replacement and several reports this morning say they may fill the seat with a gay male co-host. Two male names are being tossed around Mario Cantone and Ross the Intern from the Tonight Show.  I loved Mario Cantone who use to be the host of Steam pipe Alley and was on Sex in the City.  He is quite funny.

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Kelly Clarkson has been offered a spot on the American Idols tour since she has cancelled hers. She also appears in the August issue of Cosmo Girl, admitting to being bulimic back in high school for six months after she was passed over for a role in her high school musical.  Whatever happened to Kelly wanting to separate herself from Idol?  Oh Well.  Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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Al Pacino has said he would consider being on “Dancing with the Stars.”  Wow, now that would be a huge move for DWTS.  Pacino, Kelly from 90210 and Scary Spice all on the same show?  That’s what I am talking about.

 

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Speaking of Dancing With The Stars.  This past previous season contestant, following in the footsteps of other young celebrities such as Lindsay Lohan.  Cyrus, 45, stars alongside Miley in the TV show Hannah Montana, and he constantly worries the 14-year-old will start partying all the time.  He tells People magazine, “The biggest phenomenon in all this is that the kid’s been able to keep her head on her shoulders. She hasn’t flipped out.”  “I’m going to knock on wood. I pray every day she can stay on that path.”   Well good for him.  Way to take the hands on approach of being a good father.  Granted I would love to get my hands on Lindsay Lohan.

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I know I have been teasing about this for the past couple of months, but this coming Thursday it will all come true.  A press conference has been announced for Thursday in London.  The point of the press conference you might ask?  Well all 5 girls are going to be there, announcing their reunion tour, making everything official.  That’s right bitches.  The Spice Girls are officially back together, as of Thursday.  Holla. 

SG 

 

Speaking of The Spice Girls, this should come as no surprise.  The DNA tests are back and Eddie Murphy is the father of Scary Spice’s baby.  And I thought he had a foot fetish with transvestite strippers?  Oh well.  Man I am amazed here.  3 Spice Girl related stories in one past.  Even I am kind of amazed.

 

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1 more story to report than it is time for me to enjoy a 007 poolside.  And finally, in the romance category that no one really ever mentioned, it appears that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gylenhall are officially broken up.  They would have made such a cute young Hollywood power-players couple.  But that means that Reese is free to date me, so more power to her.

 

RW
 

You Know The Drill
Mango Out
 

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Shar Sues Star

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

Happy Wednesday Bitches, and away I go.
 

Reports out this morning say that Paris Hilton has turned down an offer from Hugh Hefner and “Playboy” to pose nude.  Kathy Hilton didn’t want her daughter to do it.  Eh, who cares?  I mean who has not already seen 1 night in Paris.

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The courts have issued a delay in the Nicole Richie drunk driving case.  She could be the next young Hollywood star heading to the slammer.  Her lawyers requested the delay until July 11th so that they can further prepare.  I mean besides that girl is so skinny that she has the ability to slide right through the bars of the jail cell.  Oh that old gag.

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Shar Jackson has filed a lawsuit against “Star Magazine” for claiming that she was pregnant again with ex-hubby Kevin Federline baby.  Wow…I guess that Shar is quite desperate for money.  As is K-fed.  Given his whole Britney gravy-train has run dry.

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The daughter of musical legend Don Ho died of an accidental methamphetamine overdose, according to an official medical report.  Dayna Ho-Henry, 52, died on May 11 at a friend’s home in Waialua – just a week after scattering the ashes of the “Tiny Bubbles” crooner off the Waikiki coastline.  Honolulu’s medical examiner says tests have confirmed Ho-Henry died of an accidental overdose of methamphetamine and have closed the case. Ho-Henry’s brother Dwight Ho says, “Dayna had the gift of mercy. She knew when someone was hurting, and would come to their aid. She put her life on hold to take care of my grandmother and mother in the final months of their lives.”  Sorry to bum you guys out.


Britney Spears and her mother Lynne had just begun to mend their strained relationship, and yet another thing has happened that has put the two at odds — and it’s a tug-of-war over Britney’s little sister Jamie Lynn! A recent getaway to Las Vegas had the Spears family trying to get back into the fun, groove, when something went terribly wrong. A source tells Celebrity Babylon that Lynne, 52, wasn’t pleased with the way Britney, 25, was trying to influence her younger sister Jamie Lynn, 16. “At night, it was Lynne the babysitter, and Britney wanting to go out and party. She had Jamie Lynn trying on her clothes, strutting around, and then saying they were taking Jamie Lynn out with them, but Lynne put a stop to that,” says the source. Lynn wasn’t shy about telling Britney to leave Jamie Lynn out of her social plans either.  Oh come on Lynne.  Britney and good ole JL should be BFF’s.

JLSI know lots of babies popped out over the weekend and into Monday, but there might be a new pregnant celebrity.  Christina Aguilera has been sporting a nice bump over the past couple of weeks.  Star Magazine is reporting that X-Tina is already 6 weeks preggers.  You Go Girl.

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And finally.  I am hearing reports out of Hollywood that they might have already chosen a replacement for Bob Barker.  Former View host Rosie O’Donnell really wants that gig.  Is that why she left The View so early and got into a “fight” (wink wink) with Miss. Hasselbeck?  Only time will tell.

RD 

You Know The Drill
Mango Out.

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