Archive for June, 2007

Britney + Cindey = True Colors.

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

Sorry for the lack of updates kiddies, but it has just been so nice out, and away I go.  

50 Cent is in negotiations to join Robert De Nero and Al Pacino in “Righteous Kill” which begins filming in September. De Nero and Pacino play detectives tracking a serial killer while 50 Cent will be a drug dealer helping them catch the killer. Jiggita-Jiggita-Jiggita You Act?

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Carrie Underwood was voted Sexiest Female Vegetarian for a second time. Jay Leno’s band leader, Kevin Eubanks, was voted Sexiest Male Vegetarian.   I guess that means she don’t eat meat, but she sure likes the bone.  Oh come on now, you could see that one coming from a mile away.

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PARIS HILTON IS A FREE WOMAN THIS MORNING!!!!  She was released from prison last night, just seconds after midnight. She was escorted past the whords of reporters and camera people and even some fans into the SUV with her Mom and Dad and whisked away.  Oh thank God.  I was worried about her.  From what I heard she lost 10 pounds in jail.  Granted I think she was going through major heroin withdrawal. 

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Speaking of the lovely Paris, Reports this morning that the Learning Annex is offering her $1 million to do a single class on how to build your brand.  Well I would definitely would attend that class.  It will teach me how to whore myself out and make lots of money off of having no talent what-so-ever.
 

Britney Spears will join the Cyndi Lauper “True Colors” tour for one night in June 30th in LA.  Let’s just hope her mic does not break this time and her cd does not skip.  We don’t need another Miami club appearance fiasco.

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Pamela Anderson will be opening a chain of strip clubs called Lapland.  Oh wow, now talk about lending your name to something importito.  I hope there is a Lapland in the New York – New Jersey area.
 

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 Now I am out to go lay pool side.
 

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Spice-tastic

Sunday, June 24th, 2007

Happy Sunday Afternoon my loyal minions and away I go.
 

Paris Hilton gets out of jail Monday and Variety Magazine is reporting NBC and the Today show have landed the first interview. Paris’ only stipulation was that Matt Lauer wasn’t the interviewer. She’s upset with some of the stuff Lauer said about her on the air. The interview will be with Meredith Vierra. NBC is denying that they are paying $1 million for the interview.  Well thank God she is finally making her own money now.  And in a legitimate way.  Well besides that whole sex tape thing.

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The View is still looking for a Rosie replacement and several reports this morning say they may fill the seat with a gay male co-host. Two male names are being tossed around Mario Cantone and Ross the Intern from the Tonight Show.  I loved Mario Cantone who use to be the host of Steam pipe Alley and was on Sex in the City.  He is quite funny.

MC 

Kelly Clarkson has been offered a spot on the American Idols tour since she has cancelled hers. She also appears in the August issue of Cosmo Girl, admitting to being bulimic back in high school for six months after she was passed over for a role in her high school musical.  Whatever happened to Kelly wanting to separate herself from Idol?  Oh Well.  Desperate times call for desperate measures.

KC 

Al Pacino has said he would consider being on “Dancing with the Stars.”  Wow, now that would be a huge move for DWTS.  Pacino, Kelly from 90210 and Scary Spice all on the same show?  That’s what I am talking about.

 

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Speaking of Dancing With The Stars.  This past previous season contestant, following in the footsteps of other young celebrities such as Lindsay Lohan.  Cyrus, 45, stars alongside Miley in the TV show Hannah Montana, and he constantly worries the 14-year-old will start partying all the time.  He tells People magazine, “The biggest phenomenon in all this is that the kid’s been able to keep her head on her shoulders. She hasn’t flipped out.”  “I’m going to knock on wood. I pray every day she can stay on that path.”   Well good for him.  Way to take the hands on approach of being a good father.  Granted I would love to get my hands on Lindsay Lohan.

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I know I have been teasing about this for the past couple of months, but this coming Thursday it will all come true.  A press conference has been announced for Thursday in London.  The point of the press conference you might ask?  Well all 5 girls are going to be there, announcing their reunion tour, making everything official.  That’s right bitches.  The Spice Girls are officially back together, as of Thursday.  Holla.
 

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Speaking of The Spice Girls, this should come as no surprise.  The DNA tests are back and Eddie Murphy is the father of Scary Spice’s baby.  And I thought he had a foot fetish with transvestite strippers?  Oh well.  Man I am amazed here.  3 Spice Girl related stories in one past.  Even I am kind of amazed.

 

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1 more story to report than it is time for me to enjoy a 007 poolside.  And finally, in the romance category that no one really ever mentioned, it appears that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gylenhall are officially broken up.  They would have made such a cute young Hollywood power-players couple.  But that means that Reese is free to date me, so more power to her.

 

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Shar Sues Star

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

Happy Wednesday Bitches, and away I go.
 

Reports out this morning say that Paris Hilton has turned down an offer from Hugh Hefner and “Playboy” to pose nude.  Kathy Hilton didn’t want her daughter to do it.  Eh, who cares?  I mean who has not already seen 1 night in Paris.

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The courts have issued a delay in the Nicole Richie drunk driving case.  She could be the next young Hollywood star heading to the slammer.  Her lawyers requested the delay until July 11th so that they can further prepare.  I mean besides that girl is so skinny that she has the ability to slide right through the bars of the jail cell.  Oh that old gag.

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Shar Jackson has filed a lawsuit against “Star Magazine” for claiming that she was pregnant again with ex-hubby Kevin Federline baby.  Wow…I guess that Shar is quite desperate for money.  As is K-fed.  Given his whole Britney gravy-train has run dry.

SJ

The daughter of musical legend Don Ho died of an accidental methamphetamine overdose, according to an official medical report.  Dayna Ho-Henry, 52, died on May 11 at a friend’s home in Waialua - just a week after scattering the ashes of the “Tiny Bubbles” crooner off the Waikiki coastline.  Honolulu’s medical examiner says tests have confirmed Ho-Henry died of an accidental overdose of methamphetamine and have closed the case. Ho-Henry’s brother Dwight Ho says, “Dayna had the gift of mercy. She knew when someone was hurting, and would come to their aid. She put her life on hold to take care of my grandmother and mother in the final months of their lives.”  Sorry to bum you guys out.


Britney Spears and her mother Lynne had just begun to mend their strained relationship, and yet another thing has happened that has put the two at odds — and it’s a tug-of-war over Britney’s little sister Jamie Lynn! A recent getaway to Las Vegas had the Spears family trying to get back into the fun, groove, when something went terribly wrong. A source tells Celebrity Babylon that Lynne, 52, wasn’t pleased with the way Britney, 25, was trying to influence her younger sister Jamie Lynn, 16. “At night, it was Lynne the babysitter, and Britney wanting to go out and party. She had Jamie Lynn trying on her clothes, strutting around, and then saying they were taking Jamie Lynn out with them, but Lynne put a stop to that,” says the source. Lynn wasn’t shy about telling Britney to leave Jamie Lynn out of her social plans either.  Oh come on Lynne.  Britney and good ole JL should be BFF’s.

JLSI know lots of babies popped out over the weekend and into Monday, but there might be a new pregnant celebrity.  Christina Aguilera has been sporting a nice bump over the past couple of weeks.  Star Magazine is reporting that X-Tina is already 6 weeks preggers.  You Go Girl.

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And finally.  I am hearing reports out of Hollywood that they might have already chosen a replacement for Bob Barker.  Former View host Rosie O’Donnell really wants that gig.  Is that why she left The View so early and got into a “fight” (wink wink) with Miss. Hasselbeck?  Only time will tell.

RD 

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Hollywood Is Fertile

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

Happy Tuesday Kiddies, and away I go. Sorry for the lack of updates as of late, but it is summer Mango, and I am laking it.

Man is Hollywood fertile. Julia Roberts and husband Danny Moder welcomed their third child, Henry Daniel, yesterday. Their twins, Hazel and Phinnaeus will turn 3 in November. Man, where has Julia been as of late. I am waiting for her big comeback movie.

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This one came as a shocker to me, as I didn’t even know she was pregnant. Keri Russell gave birth to a baby back on June 8th. Did I miss the memo saying that Felicity herself was pregnant?

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Comedian Damon Wayans walked out before a sold-out performance in El Paso, Texas this past weekend because two female friends were not let in right away. He left five minutes before his second show Friday night and his shows Saturday and Sunday night were cancelled. Man is his career down the crapper. How long before he is doing porn?

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This should really come as no surprise. Coral from The Real World Back to New York and all of those Real World / Road Rules Challenges, has admitted that she was a lesbian. Man that is one girl with fantastic sweater puppies who I don’t stand chance with.

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Lindsey Lohan’s big 21st birthday bash at Pure in Las Vegas has been cancelled. Lohan has told the club she will make a future appearance at the club at a later date. Smart move Miss. Lohan. Get yourself better in rehab and eliminate that whole party scene from your diet.

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Jon Stewart’s contract with Comedy Central ends in 2008 and he recently was out with NBC executives. In 2009 Conan O’Brien is supposed to take over The Tonight Show for Jay Leno, but there are rumors that NBC may opt to pay Conan $40 million and keep Leno on The Tonight Show and slide Stewart in to The Late Show slot. No No No Leno is old news, put Stewart in the Leno position, and keep Conan after. That would be Suite.

Vanessa Manillo has been in talks to have her own reality show on a channel other that MTV but talks have recently stalled due to the pictures of her and Lindsey Lohan on the internet with knives. See Vanessa, that is what playing with knives will get you…NOWHERE.

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Kelly Clarkson has postponed her entire summer tour! Her reps say that she is reevaluating the size and scope of the tour, but the word is that ticket sales were nowhere near as good as expected. Oh Miss. Clarkson. Get off your high horse, man up, and be a team player. It will not kill you to do smaller clubs, and not sell out Giants Stadium.

KC

1 more story to report, than I am out the door for sure.

Jennifer Toof, best known as “Toastee” from the Vh1 reality shows, “Flava of Love” and “Charm School,” can now add would-be porn star to her resume. According to the NY Daily News, the reality show star is readying the release of her adult video, “Toastee Exposed.” The former hopeful love interest of Flava Flav has appeared as a nude model before and has already performed in another adult movie, under the name of “Natalia the Scissor Vixen.” The 40-minute movie is being released under Vivid Entertainment and features Toof with an unidentified man in a variety of sexual acts. Steven Hirsch, co-chairman of Vivid calls Toof a “talented contortionist, whose enthusiasm for sex is obvious.” Does this not come as a surprise to anyone else here? What a total Hussy!!!

 

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David Gets Busted

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

Happy Wednesday Kiddies, and away I go.

Nothing like a Paris story to start off the day. Paris’s parents visited her in jail yesterday after skipping right through the waiting line. Meanwhile, the Endeavor Agency which represents her, has decided to drop Paris from their clientele. Oh well that is just fan-funkin-tastic. I wonder what her parents brought her? Some crabs medication? A bottle of Jack? Only God knows?

PH

Dave Letterman announced last night that he broke his nose while playing with his little boy. He went to the hospital and had to have his nose re-broken. CBS had Tony Danza on stand by just in case Dave couldn’t make it through the show. Oh I would have pegged it would have been Jay Leno? Oh well. Feel better Dave?

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Former MTV “Real World San Diego” cast member, Frankie Abernathy, died Saturday at her mother’s house after battling cystic fibrosis. Frankie was the “punk” girl of the season, who was a cutter, and was a big fan of Hello Kitty.  F

 

Oh please God tell me this is true, if it is, my life will be complete. Cindy Williams from Page Six in the Daily News, is reporting that Shar Jackson is knocked up. Preggers by who you ask? Well apparently she is carrying K-Fed’s baby once again. She is reportedly 8 weeks pregnant. Oh please this just has got to be the real deal. I will roll over my 401K to their new babies college fund if it is true.

 

SJ

 

Some sad very unfortunate news to report this evening. Don Herbert, better known as television’s “Mr. Wizard” died yesterday at the age of 89. For decades, Herbert’s show taught children how science was fun. I totally grew up on Mr. Wizard, and he taught me so many cool things. He will be sorely missed.

 

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Lindsay Lohan’s bodyguard that quit the other day because he says that his job was too dangerous is now speaking out and saying that Lohan would frequently go on 10-hour cocaine binges. That would be one of the worst jobs ever. I would hate being Lindsay’s body guard. I am also hearing that she beat up a coke dealer because he shorted her some blow. Wow she is just a mess.

 

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You’ll remember Lou Pearlman as the man behind the Backstreet Boys and N*Sync. Well, he’s flat broke now and nowhere to be found. In fact, he owes so much money, hundreds of millions of dollars, to so many people that they’re actually auctioning off his stuff starting today, platinum records and all. Oh crazy Lou, how long is it before you are charging 10 bucks for a lollypoppy, living in a van down by the river.

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Paris Back In The Slammer.

Monday, June 11th, 2007

Another week brings some Paris news. And away I go.In case you missed it over the weekend, Paris Hilton Friday was ordered to return to jail to serve the remainder of her 23-day sentence. Paris broke down in court, wailing and crying for her mother. Just one day later, she released the following statement: “Being in jail is by far the hardest thing I have ever done. During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to think and I believe that I am learning and growing from this experience.” And now we’re hearing that the jailed heiress is refusing to eat or drink anything behind bars so that she will not be photographed releasing her bowels on the prison toilet. Wow, I would love to see pics of that.

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“Oceans 13″ debuted on top of the weekend box office, bringing in $37.1 million and getting great reviews. “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” came in second with $21.3 million. “Hostel II” debuted in sixth place, earning $8.75 million. I loved the first two, and plan on seeing Oceans 13 this week if it rains.

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Well well well what do we have here? It appears that Justin Timberlake’s bff Timberland spent an hour behind bars in Germany Monday morning after a violent bar brawl.  The music mogul was temporarily held in custody in Cologne after a fight in the city left a 29-year-old Croatian man in the hospital with injuries to his rib cage and multiple bruises.  Cologne police spokesperson Juergen Goebel says eye witnesses confirmed a heated argument between Timberland and an unidentified man at the bar. Oh Timberland, didn’t you learn anything from Colin Ferrell? Apparently not.

Australia’s New Weekly magazine is reporting that during Britney Spears recent vacation in Mexico, the singer told pals she is set to reunite with her ex-husband Kevin Federline. “When she was on vacation she was in the best mood she’s been in for ages,” an insider revealed. “She confessed it was because she and Kevin are slowly moving towards getting back together.” Britney, Please no. I beg you. K-Fed is scum, you are better without him.

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Ok, 2 more stories to report, than I am out the door. The world may soon know whether or not Eddie Murphy is the father of former Spice Girl Melanie Brown’s baby, Angel Iris. Murphy, who Brown, 32, has always insisted is her child’s father, is due to appear in an L.A. court on Monday to submit to a paternity test, the British newspaper The Sun reports. I hope that they find out he is the daddy. He and Scary Spice make a cute couple.

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And finally, Tracy Morgan is among a growing number of Hollywood celebrities sporting the latest in convict chic — an electronic ankle bracelet. TMZ has obtained the first photo of Morgan’s new SCRAM (Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring) device — an ankle bracelet worn to test for alcohol vapors that exit the skin. The device tests every 30 minutes for 90 days. If Morgan tests positive for alcohol use, he will have to start his 90 days over, and if he fails a second time he’ll be forced to spend 30 days in a county jail. Wow, that is just oozing class.

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Since when does 3 = 40?

Friday, June 8th, 2007

Happy Friday bitches, and away I go.

Paris Hilton was released from a Los Angeles county jail yesterday after serving only 3 days of her sentence. Paris, however, is not quite off the hook yet. She’s now under house arrest for 40 days and is required to wear an ankle bracelet (quite reminiscent of Martha Stewart). Apparently Paris’ psychiatrist that visited her the other day convinced prison officials that if she was not immediately released that she would suffer a nervous breakdown. Ok, now I am not a mathamagician or anything, but how in the world is 3 days equal to 40. It is not even a tenth of her entire sentence. What a crock.

PH

“Grey’s Anatomy” actor Isaiah Washington will not be back on the show next season. The controversy with Washington began when he twice made homophobic comments about his gay co-star, T.R. Knight. I am excited about this. No one needs a bigoted racist on the show. All I really need now is for Mr. Donald Trump to confirm it by saying “You’re Fired”

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Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora showed up so drunk to the taping of the band’s MTV “Unplugged” performance that they had to do several takes to get through just one song. He could not make his way through Wanted Dead Or Alive. Well, Sambora has taken the hint from a noticeably angered Jon Bon Jovi and has voluntarily entered a drug and alcohol rehabilitation center. I wonder if he will see Lohan in the same treatment center. Apparently his love is like Bad Medicine, and by medicine I mean vodka and Vicodin.

RS

Everyone’s favorite man-whore Akon is adamant he is innocent of potential criminal charges after he allegedly threw a teenage fan into the audience of a New York concert. Video footage shows the star hurling a fan into the crowd at a gig in Fishkill, New York, on Sunday. While no criminal charges have yet been filed over the incident, police are in contact with the alleged victim - a 15-year-old boy from Harriman. Akon might be going to Jail bitches.

Dolly Parton become a lifetime member of Girl Scouts of Tanasi Council on June 15, during a presentation at Dollywood in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. More than 1,000 Girl Scouts are to take part in the event. “While I was never a Girl Scout myself when I was a kid, I always wanted to be,” says Parton. “This great honor lets me live out a dream and to be part of an organization that stands for many of the same values I do and Dollywood does.” Girl Scouts from Parton’s native East Tennessee will join the icon on stage to lead her in the Girl Scout Promise and present Parton the lifetime membership pin. Well I bet she will easily win the badge for having the best knockers in her troop.

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And finally, Piano God Billy Joel is denying any reports that his marriage to that young Philly is on the rocks. The new book Billy Joel A Biography claims 26-year-old Katie Lee is “unhappy” with her decision to marry the 58-year-old singer in 2004. A source tells the New York Daily News, “There is absolutely no truth to these breakup rumors. They are looking forward to starting a family. He bought a beachfront estate from Roy Schneider in Sagaponack, Long Island as a surprise for his wife.” The pair plan to attend the next gig of the singer/songwriter daughter Alexa Ray together: “Alexa is playing Joe’s Pub on Thursday night, and they both plan to go to that.” Apparently this young thing has her eyes on someone else. Maybe someone younger, like Aaron Carter.

BJ

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Paris gets anal…yzed

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

Morning Kiddies, and away I go. I know it have been a few days, but still, it will be a good update today.

Everyone’s favorite jailed blond Paris Hilton has been visited in prison by her psychiatrist, just two days after beginning her 23-day sentence. The star entered Los Angeles’ Century Regional Detention Center Sunday night, after violating her probation following a 2006 drunk driving arrest. Dr. Charles Sophy, who has been treating Hilton for eight months, paid a two-hour visit to the jail on Tuesday with the star’s lawyer Richard Hutton.

TMZ has reported that Hilton was seen crying on the phone, saying her jail cell was “freezing cold.” She also said she has lost her appetite and is not eating. Last month, during a $10 million civil case brought against Hilton by diamond heiress Zeta Braff, Sophy told the presiding judge the heiress was “not capable of any meaningful participation” in the lawsuit, so soon after she had been told she must go to jail. Oh that is just fantastic. I think we are finally going to realize how much of a nut job Paris really is.

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My 3rd favorite Idol alumni Katherine McHooters’s is heading to Hollywood after signing up to make her movie debut in the romantic comedy ‘The Last Caller.’ McPhee, who was runner-up in the talent show in 2006, will star as a self-obsessed woman searching for love and meaning to her life in the indie film, which she promises is a dark role. The 23-year-old tells Billboard.com, “This is the first thing that I read that I really wanted to do.” I hope that it is better than From Justin to Kelly.

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Justin Timberlake was overseas this week and did covers of Amy Winehouse’s “Rehab” and Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy” but changed the words around. People think his message was to Britney Spears. Rumors are also swirling that Britney Spears wants Justin to sign her to his new label Tennman Records. Check out the videos below. Oh that Justin is almost as Witty as me. But I agree with him, Britney should go back to Rehab and she is kind of crazy.

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Bob Barker taped his last episode of “The Price Is Right” yesterday. The program is scheduled to air Friday, June 15th. Still no word on who will replace Barker next season. Oh please pick AC Slater, Mr. Mario Lopez would be fantastic as the new host of Price Is Right.

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Lindsey Lohan’s mother is closer than ever to getting her own reality show on the E! Channel. It was also confirmed that she was not part of the Radio City Rockettes like she said she was. Oh wow, Dina Lohan lying about her past, how convenient.

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“Seinfeld” co-creator and “Curb Your Enthusiasm” actor Larry David and his wife Laurie are calling it quits after 14 years of marriage. The couple ended things amicably and plan to continue raising their two daughters together as friends. Laurie David produced Al Gore’s Oscar-winning Documentary “An Inconvenient Truth”. I only hope she made out with a nice chunk of the Seinfeld money.

And finally I have to report 2 celebrity break-ups. The first is that Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have officially called it quits. I guess the only man in Kate’s life is not her hippie 4 year old son Ryder.

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The second celebrity split that I need to report is John Mayer and Jessica Simpson. And apparently this time it is for good. I wonder if I give out my digits, she would holler at me.

JS

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Blow it out your Ash-ley

Monday, June 4th, 2007

Well this update is strictly for Emerson’s Mother. She just thinks I don’t update this enough, but away I go.

Here are the top 5 movies from this weekend:

1) Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

2) Knocked Up

3) Shrek the Third’

4) Mr. Brooks

5) Spider-Man 3

I saw Knocked Up over the weekend, and thoroughly enjoyed it. It was just hilarious. Long Live Seth Rogan.

RS

Well I think the world might be coming to an end. Paris Hilton is in jail. She turned herself in late last night after leaving the MTV Movie Awards. Sarah Silverman took lots of jokes at Paris’s expense last night, and I totally cracked up.

PH

Former The Young and the Restless star Shemar Moore was arrested Friday morning on suspicion of drunk driving. The actor, who currently stars in the CBS series Criminal Minds, was stopped for speeding near Santa Monica Blvd. in Los Angeles. According to a police report, obtained by TMZ.com, officers noted that Moore “displayed signs of alcohol impairment and a DUI investigation was conducted.” The star was arrested and taken to a nearby police station and was released a few hours later after posting $5,000 bail. I guess Shemar should be drinking a lot Less. See his last name is Moore, oh forget it.

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Actor Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has separated from his wife of 10 years. The star, 35, and Dany Johnson, who have a five-year-old daughter, Simone, have parted amicably after 17 years together. The couple, in a statement released to People.com, says, “While certain aspects of our relationship have changed, we are both vitally important to each other’s lives. “We will continue to advance and manage our business interests, our philanthropic efforts and most importantly the raising of our child together, as a loving team.” “We’ve been fortunate enough to spend the last 17 years together as a couple and look forward to spending the rest our lives together as best friends and business partners.” Apparently she didn’t know what The Rock was cooking.

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Lindsay Lohan’s mother Dina is being lined up to front her own reality TV show in an attempt to make her other offspring famous. The actress’ mother is in talks to star in a new show on entertainment channel E!, titled Mom-ager, where she will try to turn her youngest children Ali, 14, and 11-year-old Cody into stars. 20-year-old Lindsay checked herself into the Promises rehab facility in Malibu, California on Memorial Day, two days after she was arrested for driving under the influence. I guess that is better if she takes over for Rosie on the View. That show is just a train wreck waiting to happen.

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2 more stories to report than I am done. Former New Kids on the Block star and Dancing With the Stars contestant Joey McIntyre is to become a father for the first time. The singer/actor, 34, recently revealed his wife of four years, Barratt, is expecting a baby, and McIntyre can’t wait for the new arrival. Writing on his website, he says, “I just bought a new house in L.A. We loved the beach in Venice, but what can I say, that freakin’ commute kills ya.” “Plus, it’s really a dream house for us and we are gonna need some more room - because my wifey is pregnant! Can you believe it?! I can!” Hopefully He’ll be loving that girl for ever.

JM

The second installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise was the big winner at the best party in Hollywood, the 2007 MTV Movie Awards. The film picked up two golden popcorn statues, including the coveted best film trophy. The female fans in the audience went crazy when everyone’s favorite pirate Johnny Depp beat out ‘Dreamgirls’ Jennifer Hudson and Beyoncé Knowles for Best Performance at the live star-studded Los Angeles ceremony. Depp told fans, “Thanks so much for voting. I am deeply touched.” British funnyman Sasha Baron Cohen was also a double winner when his role in the comedy ‘Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan’ earned him a Best Comedic Performance accolade, as well as Best Kiss for his sizzling smooch with Will Ferrell in ‘Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.’ Meanwhile, the show’s host, the “Princess of Potty Mouth” Sarah Silverman, wowed the Gibson Amphitheatre audience by ripping on movies like ‘300′ and ‘Spider-Man 3.’ She also voiced her concern about Lindsay Lohan, who she called a “rude little pig,” and made fun of Paris Hilton’s going to jail. Well, I could not agree with her anymore, Lohan is a vile little big.

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