Happy Sunday Afternoon my loyal minions and away I go.
Paris Hilton gets out of jail Monday and Variety Magazine is reporting NBC and the Today show have landed the first interview. Paris’ only stipulation was that Matt Lauer wasn’t the interviewer. She’s upset with some of the stuff Lauer said about her on the air. The interview will be with Meredith Vierra. NBC is denying that they are paying $1 million for the interview. Well thank God she is finally making her own money now. And in a legitimate way. Well besides that whole sex tape thing.
The View is still looking for a Rosie replacement and several reports this morning say they may fill the seat with a gay male co-host. Two male names are being tossed around Mario Cantone and Ross the Intern from the Tonight Show. I loved Mario Cantone who use to be the host of Steam pipe Alley and was on Sex in the City. He is quite funny.
Kelly Clarkson has been offered a spot on the American Idols tour since she has cancelled hers. She also appears in the August issue of Cosmo Girl, admitting to being bulimic back in high school for six months after she was passed over for a role in her high school musical. Whatever happened to Kelly wanting to separate herself from Idol? Oh Well. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Al Pacino has said he would consider being on “Dancing with the Stars.” Wow, now that would be a huge move for DWTS. Pacino, Kelly from 90210 and Scary Spice all on the same show? That’s what I am talking about.
Speaking of Dancing With The Stars. This past previous season contestant, following in the footsteps of other young celebrities such as Lindsay Lohan. Cyrus, 45, stars alongside Miley in the TV show Hannah Montana, and he constantly worries the 14-year-old will start partying all the time. He tells People magazine, “The biggest phenomenon in all this is that the kid’s been able to keep her head on her shoulders. She hasn’t flipped out.” “I’m going to knock on wood. I pray every day she can stay on that path.” Well good for him. Way to take the hands on approach of being a good father. Granted I would love to get my hands on Lindsay Lohan.
I know I have been teasing about this for the past couple of months, but this coming Thursday it will all come true. A press conference has been announced for Thursday in London. The point of the press conference you might ask? Well all 5 girls are going to be there, announcing their reunion tour, making everything official. That’s right bitches. The Spice Girls are officially back together, as of Thursday. Holla.
Speaking of The Spice Girls, this should come as no surprise. The DNA tests are back and Eddie Murphy is the father of Scary Spice’s baby. And I thought he had a foot fetish with transvestite strippers? Oh well. Man I am amazed here. 3 Spice Girl related stories in one past. Even I am kind of amazed.
1 more story to report than it is time for me to enjoy a 007 poolside. And finally, in the romance category that no one really ever mentioned, it appears that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gylenhall are officially broken up. They would have made such a cute young Hollywood power-players couple. But that means that Reese is free to date me, so more power to her.
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