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Man is Hollywood fertile. Julia Roberts and husband Danny Moder welcomed their third child, Henry Daniel, yesterday. Their twins, Hazel and Phinnaeus will turn 3 in November. Man, where has Julia been as of late. I am waiting for her big comeback movie.

This one came as a shocker to me, as I didn’t even know she was pregnant. Keri Russell gave birth to a baby back on June 8^th. Did I miss the memo saying that Felicity herself was pregnant?

Comedian Damon Wayans walked out before a sold-out performance in El Paso, Texas this past weekend because two female friends were not let in right away. He left five minutes before his second show Friday night and his shows Saturday and Sunday night were cancelled. Man is his career down the crapper. How long before he is doing porn?

This should really come as no surprise. Coral from The Real World Back to New York and all of those Real World / Road Rules Challenges, has admitted that she was a lesbian. Man that is one girl with fantastic sweater puppies who I don’t stand chance with.

Lindsey Lohan’s big 21st birthday bash at Pure in Las Vegas has been cancelled. Lohan has told the club she will make a future appearance at the club at a later date. Smart move Miss. Lohan. Get yourself better in rehab and eliminate that whole party scene from your diet.

Jon Stewart’s contract with Comedy Central ends in 2008 and he recently was out with NBC executives. In 2009 Conan O’Brien is supposed to take over The Tonight Show for Jay Leno, but there are rumors that NBC may opt to pay Conan $40 million and keep Leno on The Tonight Show and slide Stewart in to The Late Show slot. No No No Leno is old news, put Stewart in the Leno position, and keep Conan after. That would be Suite.

Vanessa Manillo has been in talks to have her own reality show on a channel other that MTV but talks have recently stalled due to the pictures of her and Lindsey Lohan on the internet with knives. See Vanessa, that is what playing with knives will get you…NOWHERE.

Kelly Clarkson has postponed her entire summer tour! Her reps say that she is reevaluating the size and scope of the tour, but the word is that ticket sales were nowhere near as good as expected. Oh Miss. Clarkson. Get off your high horse, man up, and be a team player. It will not kill you to do smaller clubs, and not sell out Giants Stadium.

1 more story to report, than I am out the door for sure.

Jennifer Toof, best known as “Toastee” from the Vh1 reality shows, “Flava of Love” and “Charm School,” can now add would-be porn star to her resume. According to the NY Daily News, the reality show star is readying the release of her adult video, “Toastee Exposed.” The former hopeful love interest of Flava Flav has appeared as a nude model before and has already performed in another adult movie, under the name of “Natalia the Scissor Vixen.” The 40-minute movie is being released under Vivid Entertainment and features Toof with an unidentified man in a variety of sexual acts. Steven Hirsch, co-chairman of Vivid calls Toof a “talented contortionist, whose enthusiasm for sex is obvious.” Does this not come as a surprise to anyone else here? What a total Hussy!!!

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Former MTV “Real World San Diego” cast member, Frankie Abernathy, died Saturday at her mother’s house after battling cystic fibrosis. Frankie was the “punk” girl of the season, who was a cutter, and was a big fan of Hello Kitty. 

“Oceans 13″ debuted on top of the weekend box office, bringing in $37.1 million and getting great reviews. “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” came in second with $21.3 million. “Hostel II” debuted in sixth place, earning $8.75 million. I loved the first two, and plan on seeing Oceans 13 this week if it rains.

Well well well what do we have here? It appears that Justin Timberlake’s bff Timberland spent an hour behind bars in Germany Monday morning after a violent bar brawl.  The music mogul was temporarily held in custody in Cologne after a fight in the city left a 29-year-old Croatian man in the hospital with injuries to his rib cage and multiple bruises.  Cologne police spokesperson Juergen Goebel says eye witnesses confirmed a heated argument between Timberland and an unidentified man at the bar. Oh Timberland, didn’t you learn anything from Colin Ferrell? Apparently not.

Australia’s New Weekly magazine is reporting that during Britney Spears recent vacation in Mexico, the singer told pals she is set to reunite with her ex-husband Kevin Federline. “When she was on vacation she was in the best mood she’s been in for ages,” an insider revealed. “She confessed it was because she and Kevin are slowly moving towards getting back together.” Britney, Please no. I beg you. K-Fed is scum, you are better without him.

Ok, 2 more stories to report, than I am out the door. The world may soon know whether or not Eddie Murphy is the father of former Spice Girl Melanie Brown’s baby, Angel Iris. Murphy, who Brown, 32, has always insisted is her child’s father, is due to appear in an L.A. court on Monday to submit to a paternity test, the British newspaper The Sun reports. I hope that they find out he is the daddy. He and Scary Spice make a cute couple.

And finally, Tracy Morgan is among a growing number of Hollywood celebrities sporting the latest in convict chic — an electronic ankle bracelet. TMZ has obtained the first photo of Morgan’s new SCRAM (Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring) device — an ankle bracelet worn to test for alcohol vapors that exit the skin. The device tests every 30 minutes for 90 days. If Morgan tests positive for alcohol use, he will have to start his 90 days over, and if he fails a second time he’ll be forced to spend 30 days in a county jail. Wow, that is just oozing class.

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