Happy Tuesday kiddies and away I go.
 

Barbara Walters just announced that they will announce the new co-host of The View tomorrow on the show.  According to my sources, they will have some soul present on The View.  Both Whoopi Goldberg and Sherri Shepherd are all set to become full members of the chatfest.

Sorry for the lack of updates over the past couple of days. I have been busy. And away I go.

Lindsay Lohan’s little sister, Ali, came forward yesterday blasting her father saying he is to blame for everything. Then Lindsay’s mom, Dina, blasted Jay Leno for doing that skit with Rob Schneider as Lindsay Lohan. I wonder how long it will be before Ali is on blow, chasing after her ex-assistant in an SUV.

MTV announced that the new season of Laguna Beach moved up the street to Newport Beach and will be called ‘Newport Harbor: The Real Orange County. Eh. I am totally not digging this. I am a fan of the first two seasons, give me Stephen, Kristin, LC, Talan, not these newbies.

Troubled socialite Nicole Richie has been sentenced to four days in jail after pleading guilty to driving under the influence. The 25-year-old was sentenced Friday morning in Los Angeles Superior Court, where she was supported by her boyfriend, Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden. Her rep, Nicole Perna, issued the following statement: “Nicole Richie plead guilty to driving under the influence and received the mandatory penalty under the law: 96 hours with credit for time already served.” Richie was arrested on December 11 when she found driving the wrong way down an L.A. freeway. After failing an on-field sobriety test, Richie admitted to having smoked marijuana and taking the pain killer Vicodin. God how Paris of her. That is just fanflippintastic. Is this just a great year for pop cultural or what.

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s teenage daughter Rumer was caught in a drug sting in a Maryland hotel room. The 18-year-old was one of four people in a hotel room in Aberdeen which was raided by cops - after other guests had complained about noise. Oh Rumor, that is just not good for your reputation. Don’t go down that road.

It’s a boy for actress Naomi Watts and boyfriend Liev Schreiber. Life & Style reports that the ‘Mulholland Drive’ star gave birth to Alexander Pete Schreiber early Thursday. The couple gave up tickets to a Los Angeles Galaxy soccer match and decided to host their baby shower last week. Watts has dated Schreiber since spring of 2005. Well is everyone in the world having babies? The latest rumor according to the National Enquirer is that Jamie-Lynn Spears, Britney’s 16 year old sister is carrying child.

And finally,

Usher’s wedding has been mysteriously scrapped. The R&B superstar was hoping to wed his pregnant fiancée Tameka Foster on Saturday afternoon at record executive Antonio L.A. Reid’s Hamptons estate in New York. Flowers, catering and even entertainment by Usher’s pal Robin Thicke was booked when the singer’s publicist announced the ceremony was cancelled yesterday. Usher’s spokeswoman, Patti Webster, says, “No additional information will be given regarding the circumstances of the cancellation, but we hope the privacy of this matter will be respected.” Webster refused to comment on whether or not the couple had split. Usher announced his stylist girlfriend Foster was pregnant in January and the couple confirmed engagement reports in June. I guess their love is not all that. Yeah.

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Mango Out

Happy Tuesday kiddies and away I go.. Yes I know some of you guys might be a little confused that I am updating 2 times in just as many days, but there is good reason.

That reason? Lindsay Lohan was arrested early Tuesday on suspicion of drunk driving and cocaine possession, just days after she completed a 45-day rehabilitation program, authorities said. The 21-year-old star — already facing a drunk driving charge following a car crash in Beverly Hills two months ago — was pulled over in the coastal city of Santa Monica shortly after midnight. Police said they had received a report of a car chase and that Lohan and two companions were pursuing her personal assistant’s mother. When police arrived, they were arguing with each other. There are reports that the star’s assistant quit hours before her arrest. Lohan was taken into custody after failing a field sobriety test. Police said she registered a blood-alcohol level of about 0.12, well above the California limit of 0.08. I actually do feel sorry for her. She is like a lost soul, with no direction in life. I really think she just needs to piece herself out of the whole Hollywood scene, and attempt to live a normal life. And make sure that her nutty parents Dina and Michael are not part of it.

Yesterday I reported about the OK Magazine article with Britney Spears. Well today I hear that the interview with Miss. Spears was a disaster. According to sources the whole interview was a total meltdown. They say she was completely paranoid the whole time, and making frequent trips to the bathroom. Britney see the comments I made about Lindsay. It goes double for you. Please think about your kids.

Well this should come as no surprise. Rihanna signed a deal with Totes to have her line of Umbrella’s. Go figure. I could see that one coming from a mile away.

I know it is a short update, but I figured I might as well cover all the 3 important bases. Britney, Lindsay and now Paris.

Socialite Paris Hilton is making good on her promise of doing good, turning out for a Los Angeles fundraising gala for children with spinal cord injuries. “It’s a great organization,” Hilton told People magazine during Life Rolls On Foundation’s annual Night By the Ocean auction. “It gives people hope and I’m really happy to be here to support Jesse.” Hilton’s friend Jesse Billauer, a former pro surfer who is now paralyzed, founded Life Rolls On. The hotel heiress bid on and won a $17,500 surfing lesson with Billauer and actor Adam Sandler. Good for you Paris, for at least to leave the party girl image behind. Do I dare say it? Take note both Britney and Lindsay. You may be able to learn a thing or two from Paris.

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Mango Out

Happy Monday my loyal readers, and away I go. I hope everyone had a joyous weekend and away I go.

Well Friday might be one of the most important days in my life. Or well at least this year. Britney Spears is doing a tell all interview with OK! Magazine which hit newsstands next week. Oh wow, I will have to go to Wal-Mart early on Saturday morning to pick up the issue of OK!.

Well who could not see this one coming. The Harry Potter book sold more than eight million copies on it’s first day of release to set a new all time record. To put it in some perspective, the average NY Times best seller sells around 125,000 to 150,00 copies. BTW, Harry does not die.

The Emmy nominations came down on Thursday, and the usual suspects were nominated Grey’s Anatomy, Boston Legal, Heroes, House, and The Sopranos. The Sopranos got 15 nominations overall, Greys Anatomy picked up 10. 24 was not nominated for best drama this year. My vote is for 24 over The Sopranos. Long Live Jack Bauer.

There were two rapper arrests over the weekend in NYC. First off Lil Wayne got arrested for smoking pot aboard his tour bus. When the cops boarded the bus, to do a routine search, they also found a .40 caliber pistol.

The next rapper? Well that would be late 90’s remix artist Ja Rule. A vehicle with Ja Rule inside of it was pulled over cruising down the west side highway. When Ja was pulled over for speeding, they subsequently found a .40-caliber pistol. I wonder if .40 pistol was riding SHOTGUN. Get it. Oh come on now. That’s funny.

Drew Carey is replacing Bob Barker as host of The Price Is Right - the longest-running game show on network television. TMZ.com reported that the actor/comedian told David Letterman that he’s taking over the show, over a month after the 83-year-old Barker retired from his 35 year run as host. Barker’s final hour on The Price Is Right aired on June 15 on CBS in its usual daytime slot. No word on when Carey hosts his first episode. Well Drew is no Slater or Rosie, who were both also in the running, but it should work. I can see him doing that.

Tammy Faye Bakker Messner, a former televangelist who helped lead a huge television ministry before its collapse in a sex and corruption scandal, has died, her Web site reported on Saturday. Messner died on Friday at age 65 after a long battle with cancer. CNN’s Larry King, who interviewed Messner on his “Larry King Live” talk show on Thursday night, said her family had asked him to make the delayed announcement of her death. I loved her on The Surreal Life, and the bond she made with porn star Ron Jeremy.

Former NYPD Blue star Esai Morales is being sued by an ex-girlfriend for allegedly assaulting and giving her herpes. In court papers filed by Elizabeth Mazzocchi - who used to live with Morales - in Los Angeles Superior Court, the 44-year-old actor stands accused of assault, battery, intentional and negligent transmission of a sexually transmitted disease, and breach of oral contract. It is like my friend always said. Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving, and giving, and burning.

And finally. It appears that there is a new cover girl in the pages of Playboy. Everyone’s favorite sexpot with a killer wagon (my new favorite word for butt), Kim Kardashian will be posing nude for Playboy. I would pay big bucks or at lease the 5.99 cover price to see Km Kardashian;s butt.

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Mango Out

Happy Wednesday kiddies and away I go.

One of Oprah’s dogs died this week after choking on a toy plastic ball. Well apparently having all the money in the world can not bring back her dog Gracie. Well I guess money does not buy you everything.

A loss in court this week for Sting and his wife Trudie. The personal chef they fired, once they realized she was pregnant, went to court and won. The judge ordered Sting and Trudie yesterday to pay the chef $51,000 bucks. They have already filed an appeal. Maybe the two of them were having hours of tantric sex to realize she was Preggers.

Gwen Stefani is going after women’s clothing store Forever 21. She filed a lawsuit saying they have been stealing designs from her LAMB clothing line. Wow, Gwen is totally possessive. Kidding. The styles are identical.

Paris Hilton is working on a second CD. She says she wrote some of the songs while she was in jail. Oh dear God, please say that it isn’t true. I have a sneaking suspicion that one of the songs will be called “It sucked when I dropped the soap!!!”

Reports this morning say David Beckham kicked the Spice Girls, who were staying there to get ready for the reunion tour, out of the mansion. Damn it Becks, you respect The Spice Girls. They are fantastic. How dare you kick them out of your house.

2 more stories to report.

Former Destiny’s Child singer Kelly Rowland collapsed during a show in Nigeria yesterday. They are giving the usual excuse for the collapse of exhaustion. I think something different. Maybe jealousy of Beyoncé. But that is just my guess.

And finally, maybe the biggest story of the day. A representative for Ashlee Simpson has quashed rumors she is engaged to Fall Out Boy star Pete Wentz. The pair began dating earlier this year, with gossip websites in the U.S. alleging Wentz had proposed to the singer before his band’s performance at the Live Earth event earlier this month.  Sources have claimed the engagement was kept a secret because of the failure of sister Jessica’s marriage to Nick Lachey, which ended in divorce in 2006. But a spokesperson for Simpson tells UsMagazine.com Wentz and Simpson’s engagement rumors are “absolutely not true”.

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Mango Out

Happy Monday kiddies, and loyal readers and away I go.

Happy Thursday kiddies and away I go. I am laking it all weekend, so no updates till Sunday or Monday.

Happy Tuesday you big Mary’s, and away I go. Sorry about the lack of updates as of late, but it was lake Mango for the past couple of days.

Happy Thursday Kiddies, Happy Fourth Of July a day late, and away I go.

Happy Monday Kiddies and away I go. Sorry I have not updated for a couple of days, but I just got my computer back from the shop They had to delete all that porn that was on it, or something like that.