Archive for July, 2007

Whoppie Wondering about her View

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Happy Tuesday kiddies and away I go.
 

Barbara Walters just announced that they will announce the new co-host of The View tomorrow on the show.  According to my sources, they will have some soul present on The View.  Both Whoopi Goldberg and Sherri Shepherd are all set to become full members of the chatfest.

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Diane Sawyer isn’t to happy with Nicole Ritchie. The mom-to-be is doing an exclusive with Diane later this week but forgot to tell Diane she did a tell all with OK! Magazine, that will be released before the interview.  God knocked up drug users have no loyalty.

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Speaking of Miss Richie, E! has officially cancelled “The Simple Life.” Reports are saying it may resurface somewhere else at another time.  Um, I kind of forgot that show was still on.  Is it?

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NBC has confirmed that Jimmy Fallon will likely replace Conan O’Brien in 2009, when Conan is supposed to replace Jay Leno. There is also a report that they move The Tonight Show to New York and keep Fallon in LA.  Uh-oh, I feel some drama about to go down.  Is Jimmy Fallon really that funny?  I think not.

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This will be filed under the border line incest category. Joe Simpson, Jessica Simpson’s creepy father, has said they got a script for Jessica to be a porn star and said they would win an Oscar if she does it.  Wow, Um, yeah Joe.  Why don’t you let Jess manage her own career?  You are leading her nowhere.
 

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  Usher and Tameka Foster called off their wedding. Supposedly Ushers momma didn’t like the girl.  Well that is really not a good reason to call off the wedding now is it?
 

And finally,
 

Britney Spears’ lawyer has expressed fears the troubled star could fall victim to child kidnappers, according to reports.  The singer was awarded joint custody of sons Sean Preston and Jayden James with ex-husband Kevin Federline at a court hearing on Monday.  But attorney Laura Wasser has ordered the court documents to “be sealed” as their contents could effect the kids’ safety.  Wesser says, “Such information greatly increases the chances that the actions of the media could threaten the safety of the minor children by, for example, causing a traffic accident or by exposing the minor children to criminals who might target the minor children for financial gain.”  You know it is a scary world when K-Fed would make a better parent than you.
 

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Nicole going away for a few days.

Sunday, July 29th, 2007

Sorry for the lack of updates over the past couple of days. I have been busy. And away I go.

Lindsay Lohan’s little sister, Ali, came forward yesterday blasting her father saying he is to blame for everything. Then Lindsay’s mom, Dina, blasted Jay Leno for doing that skit with Rob Schneider as Lindsay Lohan. I wonder how long it will be before Ali is on blow, chasing after her ex-assistant in an SUV.

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MTV announced that the new season of Laguna Beach moved up the street to Newport Beach and will be called ‘Newport Harbor: The Real Orange County. Eh. I am totally not digging this. I am a fan of the first two seasons, give me Stephen, Kristin, LC, Talan, not these newbies.

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Troubled socialite Nicole Richie has been sentenced to four days in jail after pleading guilty to driving under the influence. The 25-year-old was sentenced Friday morning in Los Angeles Superior Court, where she was supported by her boyfriend, Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden. Her rep, Nicole Perna, issued the following statement: “Nicole Richie plead guilty to driving under the influence and received the mandatory penalty under the law: 96 hours with credit for time already served.” Richie was arrested on December 11 when she found driving the wrong way down an L.A. freeway. After failing an on-field sobriety test, Richie admitted to having smoked marijuana and taking the pain killer Vicodin. God how Paris of her. That is just fanflippintastic. Is this just a great year for pop cultural or what.

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Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s teenage daughter Rumer was caught in a drug sting in a Maryland hotel room. The 18-year-old was one of four people in a hotel room in Aberdeen which was raided by cops – after other guests had complained about noise. Oh Rumor, that is just not good for your reputation. Don’t go down that road.

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It’s a boy for actress Naomi Watts and boyfriend Liev Schreiber. Life & Style reports that the ‘Mulholland Drive’ star gave birth to Alexander Pete Schreiber early Thursday. The couple gave up tickets to a Los Angeles Galaxy soccer match and decided to host their baby shower last week. Watts has dated Schreiber since spring of 2005. Well is everyone in the world having babies? The latest rumor according to the National Enquirer is that Jamie-Lynn Spears, Britney’s 16 year old sister is carrying child.

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Usher’s wedding has been mysteriously scrapped. The R&B superstar was hoping to wed his pregnant fiancée Tameka Foster on Saturday afternoon at record executive Antonio L.A. Reid’s Hamptons estate in New York. Flowers, catering and even entertainment by Usher’s pal Robin Thicke was booked when the singer’s publicist announced the ceremony was cancelled yesterday. Usher’s spokeswoman, Patti Webster, says, “No additional information will be given regarding the circumstances of the cancellation, but we hope the privacy of this matter will be respected.” Webster refused to comment on whether or not the couple had split. Usher announced his stylist girlfriend Foster was pregnant in January and the couple confirmed engagement reports in June. I guess their love is not all that. Yeah.

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Triple Dose of Poptarts

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

Happy Tuesday kiddies and away I go.. Yes I know some of you guys might be a little confused that I am updating 2 times in just as many days, but there is good reason.

That reason? Lindsay Lohan was arrested early Tuesday on suspicion of drunk driving and cocaine possession, just days after she completed a 45-day rehabilitation program, authorities said. The 21-year-old star — already facing a drunk driving charge following a car crash in Beverly Hills two months ago — was pulled over in the coastal city of Santa Monica shortly after midnight. Police said they had received a report of a car chase and that Lohan and two companions were pursuing her personal assistant’s mother. When police arrived, they were arguing with each other. There are reports that the star’s assistant quit hours before her arrest. Lohan was taken into custody after failing a field sobriety test. Police said she registered a blood-alcohol level of about 0.12, well above the California limit of 0.08. I actually do feel sorry for her. She is like a lost soul, with no direction in life. I really think she just needs to piece herself out of the whole Hollywood scene, and attempt to live a normal life. And make sure that her nutty parents Dina and Michael are not part of it.

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Yesterday I reported about the OK Magazine article with Britney Spears. Well today I hear that the interview with Miss. Spears was a disaster. According to sources the whole interview was a total meltdown. They say she was completely paranoid the whole time, and making frequent trips to the bathroom. Britney see the comments I made about Lindsay. It goes double for you. Please think about your kids.

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Well this should come as no surprise. Rihanna signed a deal with Totes to have her line of Umbrella’s. Go figure. I could see that one coming from a mile away.

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I know it is a short update, but I figured I might as well cover all the 3 important bases. Britney, Lindsay and now Paris.

Socialite Paris Hilton is making good on her promise of doing good, turning out for a Los Angeles fundraising gala for children with spinal cord injuries. “It’s a great organization,” Hilton told People magazine during Life Rolls On Foundation’s annual Night By the Ocean auction. “It gives people hope and I’m really happy to be here to support Jesse.” Hilton’s friend Jesse Billauer, a former pro surfer who is now paralyzed, founded Life Rolls On. The hotel heiress bid on and won a $17,500 surfing lesson with Billauer and actor Adam Sandler. Good for you Paris, for at least to leave the party girl image behind. Do I dare say it? Take note both Britney and Lindsay. You may be able to learn a thing or two from Paris.

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