Archive for July, 2007

Whoppie Wondering about her View

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Happy Tuesday kiddies and away I go.
 

Barbara Walters just announced that they will announce the new co-host of The View tomorrow on the show.  According to my sources, they will have some soul present on The View.  Both Whoopi Goldberg and Sherri Shepherd are all set to become full members of the chatfest.

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Diane Sawyer isn’t to happy with Nicole Ritchie. The mom-to-be is doing an exclusive with Diane later this week but forgot to tell Diane she did a tell all with OK! Magazine, that will be released before the interview.  God knocked up drug users have no loyalty.

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Speaking of Miss Richie, E! has officially cancelled “The Simple Life.” Reports are saying it may resurface somewhere else at another time.  Um, I kind of forgot that show was still on.  Is it?

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NBC has confirmed that Jimmy Fallon will likely replace Conan O’Brien in 2009, when Conan is supposed to replace Jay Leno. There is also a report that they move The Tonight Show to New York and keep Fallon in LA.  Uh-oh, I feel some drama about to go down.  Is Jimmy Fallon really that funny?  I think not.

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This will be filed under the border line incest category. Joe Simpson, Jessica Simpson’s creepy father, has said they got a script for Jessica to be a porn star and said they would win an Oscar if she does it.  Wow, Um, yeah Joe.  Why don’t you let Jess manage her own career?  You are leading her nowhere.
 

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  Usher and Tameka Foster called off their wedding. Supposedly Ushers momma didn’t like the girl.  Well that is really not a good reason to call off the wedding now is it?
 

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Britney Spears’ lawyer has expressed fears the troubled star could fall victim to child kidnappers, according to reports.  The singer was awarded joint custody of sons Sean Preston and Jayden James with ex-husband Kevin Federline at a court hearing on Monday.  But attorney Laura Wasser has ordered the court documents to “be sealed” as their contents could effect the kids’ safety.  Wesser says, “Such information greatly increases the chances that the actions of the media could threaten the safety of the minor children by, for example, causing a traffic accident or by exposing the minor children to criminals who might target the minor children for financial gain.”  You know it is a scary world when K-Fed would make a better parent than you.
 

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Nicole going away for a few days.

Sunday, July 29th, 2007

Sorry for the lack of updates over the past couple of days. I have been busy. And away I go.

Lindsay Lohan’s little sister, Ali, came forward yesterday blasting her father saying he is to blame for everything. Then Lindsay’s mom, Dina, blasted Jay Leno for doing that skit with Rob Schneider as Lindsay Lohan. I wonder how long it will be before Ali is on blow, chasing after her ex-assistant in an SUV.

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MTV announced that the new season of Laguna Beach moved up the street to Newport Beach and will be called ‘Newport Harbor: The Real Orange County. Eh. I am totally not digging this. I am a fan of the first two seasons, give me Stephen, Kristin, LC, Talan, not these newbies.

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Troubled socialite Nicole Richie has been sentenced to four days in jail after pleading guilty to driving under the influence. The 25-year-old was sentenced Friday morning in Los Angeles Superior Court, where she was supported by her boyfriend, Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden. Her rep, Nicole Perna, issued the following statement: “Nicole Richie plead guilty to driving under the influence and received the mandatory penalty under the law: 96 hours with credit for time already served.” Richie was arrested on December 11 when she found driving the wrong way down an L.A. freeway. After failing an on-field sobriety test, Richie admitted to having smoked marijuana and taking the pain killer Vicodin. God how Paris of her. That is just fanflippintastic. Is this just a great year for pop cultural or what.

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Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s teenage daughter Rumer was caught in a drug sting in a Maryland hotel room. The 18-year-old was one of four people in a hotel room in Aberdeen which was raided by cops - after other guests had complained about noise. Oh Rumor, that is just not good for your reputation. Don’t go down that road.

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It’s a boy for actress Naomi Watts and boyfriend Liev Schreiber. Life & Style reports that the ‘Mulholland Drive’ star gave birth to Alexander Pete Schreiber early Thursday. The couple gave up tickets to a Los Angeles Galaxy soccer match and decided to host their baby shower last week. Watts has dated Schreiber since spring of 2005. Well is everyone in the world having babies? The latest rumor according to the National Enquirer is that Jamie-Lynn Spears, Britney’s 16 year old sister is carrying child.

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Usher’s wedding has been mysteriously scrapped. The R&B superstar was hoping to wed his pregnant fiancée Tameka Foster on Saturday afternoon at record executive Antonio L.A. Reid’s Hamptons estate in New York. Flowers, catering and even entertainment by Usher’s pal Robin Thicke was booked when the singer’s publicist announced the ceremony was cancelled yesterday. Usher’s spokeswoman, Patti Webster, says, “No additional information will be given regarding the circumstances of the cancellation, but we hope the privacy of this matter will be respected.” Webster refused to comment on whether or not the couple had split. Usher announced his stylist girlfriend Foster was pregnant in January and the couple confirmed engagement reports in June. I guess their love is not all that. Yeah.

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Triple Dose of Poptarts

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

Happy Tuesday kiddies and away I go.. Yes I know some of you guys might be a little confused that I am updating 2 times in just as many days, but there is good reason.

That reason? Lindsay Lohan was arrested early Tuesday on suspicion of drunk driving and cocaine possession, just days after she completed a 45-day rehabilitation program, authorities said. The 21-year-old star — already facing a drunk driving charge following a car crash in Beverly Hills two months ago — was pulled over in the coastal city of Santa Monica shortly after midnight. Police said they had received a report of a car chase and that Lohan and two companions were pursuing her personal assistant’s mother. When police arrived, they were arguing with each other. There are reports that the star’s assistant quit hours before her arrest. Lohan was taken into custody after failing a field sobriety test. Police said she registered a blood-alcohol level of about 0.12, well above the California limit of 0.08. I actually do feel sorry for her. She is like a lost soul, with no direction in life. I really think she just needs to piece herself out of the whole Hollywood scene, and attempt to live a normal life. And make sure that her nutty parents Dina and Michael are not part of it.

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Yesterday I reported about the OK Magazine article with Britney Spears. Well today I hear that the interview with Miss. Spears was a disaster. According to sources the whole interview was a total meltdown. They say she was completely paranoid the whole time, and making frequent trips to the bathroom. Britney see the comments I made about Lindsay. It goes double for you. Please think about your kids.

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Well this should come as no surprise. Rihanna signed a deal with Totes to have her line of Umbrella’s. Go figure. I could see that one coming from a mile away.

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I know it is a short update, but I figured I might as well cover all the 3 important bases. Britney, Lindsay and now Paris.

Socialite Paris Hilton is making good on her promise of doing good, turning out for a Los Angeles fundraising gala for children with spinal cord injuries. “It’s a great organization,” Hilton told People magazine during Life Rolls On Foundation’s annual Night By the Ocean auction. “It gives people hope and I’m really happy to be here to support Jesse.” Hilton’s friend Jesse Billauer, a former pro surfer who is now paralyzed, founded Life Rolls On. The hotel heiress bid on and won a $17,500 surfing lesson with Billauer and actor Adam Sandler. Good for you Paris, for at least to leave the party girl image behind. Do I dare say it? Take note both Britney and Lindsay. You may be able to learn a thing or two from Paris.

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Drew Carey come on down!!!

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

Happy Monday my loyal readers, and away I go. I hope everyone had a joyous weekend and away I go.

Well Friday might be one of the most important days in my life. Or well at least this year. Britney Spears is doing a tell all interview with OK! Magazine which hit newsstands next week. Oh wow, I will have to go to Wal-Mart early on Saturday morning to pick up the issue of OK!.

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Well who could not see this one coming. The Harry Potter book sold more than eight million copies on it’s first day of release to set a new all time record. To put it in some perspective, the average NY Times best seller sells around 125,000 to 150,00 copies. BTW, Harry does not die.

The Emmy nominations came down on Thursday, and the usual suspects were nominated Grey’s Anatomy, Boston Legal, Heroes, House, and The Sopranos. The Sopranos got 15 nominations overall, Greys Anatomy picked up 10. 24 was not nominated for best drama this year. My vote is for 24 over The Sopranos. Long Live Jack Bauer.

There were two rapper arrests over the weekend in NYC. First off Lil Wayne got arrested for smoking pot aboard his tour bus. When the cops boarded the bus, to do a routine search, they also found a .40 caliber pistol.

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The next rapper? Well that would be late 90’s remix artist Ja Rule. A vehicle with Ja Rule inside of it was pulled over cruising down the west side highway. When Ja was pulled over for speeding, they subsequently found a .40-caliber pistol. I wonder if .40 pistol was riding SHOTGUN. Get it. Oh come on now. That’s funny.

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Drew Carey is replacing Bob Barker as host of The Price Is Right - the longest-running game show on network television. TMZ.com reported that the actor/comedian told David Letterman that he’s taking over the show, over a month after the 83-year-old Barker retired from his 35 year run as host. Barker’s final hour on The Price Is Right aired on June 15 on CBS in its usual daytime slot. No word on when Carey hosts his first episode. Well Drew is no Slater or Rosie, who were both also in the running, but it should work. I can see him doing that.

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Tammy Faye Bakker Messner, a former televangelist who helped lead a huge television ministry before its collapse in a sex and corruption scandal, has died, her Web site reported on Saturday. Messner died on Friday at age 65 after a long battle with cancer. CNN’s Larry King, who interviewed Messner on his “Larry King Live” talk show on Thursday night, said her family had asked him to make the delayed announcement of her death. I loved her on The Surreal Life, and the bond she made with porn star Ron Jeremy.

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Former NYPD Blue star Esai Morales is being sued by an ex-girlfriend for allegedly assaulting and giving her herpes. In court papers filed by Elizabeth Mazzocchi - who used to live with Morales - in Los Angeles Superior Court, the 44-year-old actor stands accused of assault, battery, intentional and negligent transmission of a sexually transmitted disease, and breach of oral contract. It is like my friend always said. Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving, and giving, and burning.

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And finally. It appears that there is a new cover girl in the pages of Playboy. Everyone’s favorite sexpot with a killer wagon (my new favorite word for butt), Kim Kardashian will be posing nude for Playboy. I would pay big bucks or at lease the 5.99 cover price to see Km Kardashian;s butt.

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Paris Still A Singer

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

Happy Wednesday kiddies and away I go.

One of Oprah’s dogs died this week after choking on a toy plastic ball. Well apparently having all the money in the world can not bring back her dog Gracie. Well I guess money does not buy you everything.

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A loss in court this week for Sting and his wife Trudie. The personal chef they fired, once they realized she was pregnant, went to court and won. The judge ordered Sting and Trudie yesterday to pay the chef $51,000 bucks. They have already filed an appeal. Maybe the two of them were having hours of tantric sex to realize she was Preggers.

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Gwen Stefani is going after women’s clothing store Forever 21. She filed a lawsuit saying they have been stealing designs from her LAMB clothing line. Wow, Gwen is totally possessive. Kidding. The styles are identical.

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Paris Hilton is working on a second CD. She says she wrote some of the songs while she was in jail. Oh dear God, please say that it isn’t true. I have a sneaking suspicion that one of the songs will be called “It sucked when I dropped the soap!!!”

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Reports this morning say David Beckham kicked the Spice Girls, who were staying there to get ready for the reunion tour, out of the mansion. Damn it Becks, you respect The Spice Girls. They are fantastic. How dare you kick them out of your house.

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2 more stories to report.

Former Destiny’s Child singer Kelly Rowland collapsed during a show in Nigeria yesterday. They are giving the usual excuse for the collapse of exhaustion. I think something different. Maybe jealousy of Beyoncé. But that is just my guess.

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And finally, maybe the biggest story of the day. A representative for Ashlee Simpson has quashed rumors she is engaged to Fall Out Boy star Pete Wentz. The pair began dating earlier this year, with gossip websites in the U.S. alleging Wentz had proposed to the singer before his band’s performance at the Live Earth event earlier this month.  Sources have claimed the engagement was kept a secret because of the failure of sister Jessica’s marriage to Nick Lachey, which ended in divorce in 2006. But a spokesperson for Simpson tells UsMagazine.com Wentz and Simpson’s engagement rumors are “absolutely not true”.

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Britney Still Single

Monday, July 16th, 2007

Happy Monday kiddies, and loyal readers and away I go.

Britney Spears’ relationship with male bodyguard/nanny Daimon Shippen is purely professional, friends insist. The pair have been romantically linked since Shippen was hired to act as a bodyguard for Spears and “manny” for her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James - particularly after they were spotted out together in Los Angeles. A friend tells People.com, “He’s her bodyguard and manny. They’re not dating. He is tickled by the attention. But he really wants to focus on his job: taking care of the kids and of her.” Is it just me or does this just have bad idea written all over this? Come on Britney, stay single for a little while.

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Amy Winehouse cancelled another show over the weekend in Holland. She pulled out last minute and nobody knows why. Her CD just went platinum here in the US and will be here at the Paradise September 5th. My guess is that she was drunk. Oh that Wino.

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Lindsey Lohan checked out of rehab on Friday and went directly to Las Vegas with a bunch of friends, but her people say she was not drinking. As part of the program, she’s agreed to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet and go to AA meetings everyday. Good for her. I just hope she sticks to it. (Wait, 3 stories all about pop tarts. Go Figure)

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In some exciting eatery news, Justin Timberlake is opening a restaurant in New York’s Upper East Side called Southern Hospitality. I just hope it goes better than Britney’s restaurant NYLA, which opened and closed in less than 18 months.

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OK, two more stories to report. Than I am out to enjoy the beautiful weather.

The Top 5 Movies over the weekend were

“Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix”

“Transformers”

“Ratatouille”

“Live Free or Die Hard”

“License to Wed”

Harry Potter brought in over 77 million dollars this weekend, making its grand total to over 150 million since its release last Wednesday.

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These ladies will be very rich in the up and coming months. Music industry experts are saying that each member of the Spice Girls could earn $20 Million for their World Reunion Tour! Wow that’s a lot of shoes for Posh, DNA tests for Scary, and adorable scrunches for Baby.

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Danity Kane Done?

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

Happy Thursday kiddies and away I go. I am laking it all weekend, so no updates till Sunday or Monday.

There are rumors that Aubrey O’Day from Danity Kane may be leaving the group to join the PussyCat Dolls. Earlier this week another member of Danity Kane, D. Woods, left the group to pursue an acting career. Speculation is that all the girls are unhappy with Diddy because he does not spend anytime with the group. I forgot they were still together as a group.

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The Beckham’s, David and Victoria, arrive in the US this week. Posh has already purchased a huge mansion in L.A. which she says David hasn’t even seen yet. Their arrival will be documented on an NBC that airs Monday night. My Tivo is already set, I am definetly there.

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The Nicole Ritchie hearing was postponed until August 15th. As you recall the hearing was for her drinking under the influence, and having pills in her system. Maybe they postponed it for her to bulk up a little bit, so she will not slip through the bars in the jail. Or maybe it is the fact that she is Preggers.

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Springfield, Vermont won the national contest to host The Simpsons movie premiere. All the other Springfields can host their respective premieres on July 26th. Springfield Mass finished 4th in the voting. I guess there is no Springfiend NJ.

And finally,

Charlie Sheen is engaged to 29 year old Brooke Mueller. He gave her a half million dollar ring. I wonder what her career is? Porn Star? Hooker? Level D actress like Denise Richards? Only time will tell.

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Beyonce The Burner.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

Happy Tuesday you big Mary’s, and away I go. Sorry about the lack of updates as of late, but it was lake Mango for the past couple of days.

Beyoncé went to the hospital in St. Louis to visit to 2 fans that were injured at her concert when a pyrotechnic went into the crowd. . The 2 were injured with third degree burns, but both are in stable condition.

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Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka is now on the list of candidates to replace Rosie O’Donnell on The View. Also on the list, and the apparent front-runner is Kathy Griffen.

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This is huge news. Lance Bass is headed off to Broadway. Go figure, Lance will be starring in Hairspray for 4 months on The Great White Way. Go Lance.

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The Transformers movie has taken in $152 million in its first week, which makes it the largest single week revenues ever for a movie that is not a sequel. I guess they really are more that meets the eye.

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Former American Idol runner up Clay Aiken got into a brawl this weekend, with a woman on a flight in Tulsa, Oklahoma. The woman got all bent out of shape after he had his foot on her armrest. Oh that Clay, always looking for a fight. I guess he is not invincible.

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Oh please God tell me this is not true. Apparently over fourth of July weekend, an ex-reality couple were seen having lunch. Lauren Conrad and Jason Whaler were seen having a friendly lunch together. Maybe it was a sympathy bang before he is off to jail.

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And finally. It appears that even though she gave birth to his twins 6 months ago, they are now split up. Puffy and Kim Porter have totally ended their 6 year old relationship. They have another child together besides the twins. I guess this now gives Puffy permission to date Tara Reid.

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90 lbs and knocked up

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

Happy Thursday Kiddies, Happy Fourth Of July a day late, and away I go.

Well the rumors are apparently true. Nicole Ritchie is pregnant with Joel Madden’s baby, which raises numerous questions because she is do in court July 11th on DUI charges. Well, I guess Preggers at 95 pounds could be kind of unhealthy, and not being able to go to jail. That is one way to stay out of jail, get knocked up.

 

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Speaking of celeb-tarts that are pregnant, Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman are expecting a baby as well. And I always thought that Jordan was a little light in his loafers. I wonder how Christina will breastfeed with those pierced sweater puppies? I guess she will find a way.

 

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Johnny Knoxville and his wife of twelve years are splitting up as well. Apparently stapling your mule to your thigh is not as arousing as it use to be.

 

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Al Gore’s 24 year old son, Al, was arrested on suspicion of drug possession yesterday. He was pulled over going 100 mph and police found pot, Valium, Xanax, Vicodin, and Adderall. Well at least he was driving a pruis. Lets find the good in the situation. 

Miley Cyrus’ “Hannah Montana 2″ soundtrack outsold Kelly Clarksons “My December” 326,000 to 291,000. Maybe if Kelly came out of the closet, dropped a few lbs, and gave us a quality album, than she could have outsold super-cutie Miley.

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Speaking of Kelly, it appears that she has some changes going on in her management. Kelly Clarkson who recently fired her manager, has a new manager. She hired Reba McIntyre’s husband yesterday, Narvel Blackstock. I still don’t think that will help her out that much.

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And finally,

Canadian Songsters Nelly Furtado is engaged. Nelly is engaged to a Mexican business man who she has dated for 4 years, but is not the father of her young child. Man Nelly gets around.

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Lindsay Legal

Monday, July 2nd, 2007

Happy Monday Kiddies and away I go. Sorry I have not updated for a couple of days, but I just got my computer back from the shop They had to delete all that porn that was on it, or something like that.

Today is Lindsey Lohan’s 21st birthday. This past weekend, her first weekend out of the rehab center, she bought herself a birthday gift, an iPhone. Lets just hope she does not expose her birthday suit while getting out of a car or anything like that. 

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Reports this morning say Britney Spears gave her Mom a legal letter telling her to stay away from her kids! Oh Britney and Lynn. Please oh Please, go out for Sushi and just hash out all your problems. Britney you need Lynn in your life. She is the one who will keep you grounded.

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Well apparently someone is hard up for cash. Jessica Simpson is launching her own bikini line which will be out next week. I just hope they use enough fabric to cover-up her luxurious sweater puppies.

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Bon Jovi’s “Lost Highway” is their first #1 album since 1988. They sold 292,000 copies in their first week. Oh goodie. I have tickets to see them live in November. I just prey that they do not cover any Jeff Buckley songs. I might just need to cram an ice pick in my eye if they do.

Well this is just fantastic. It appears that is reportedly refusing to sign their divorce papers while the troubled singer continues to party. Spears embarked on several months of hard partying following her November split from the aspiring rapper, during which she was photographed without underwear, hit a photographer’s car with an umbrella and shaved her head. After checking into rehab in February and leaving the following month, Spears has returned to the Hollywood party scene, much to the chagrin of her family and estranged spouse. Sources tell entertainment network E! that Federline is refusing to sign the couple’s divorce papers because he is concerned about the well-being of their two young sons, Sean Preston, 21 months; and Jayden James, 10 months. Oh please Kevin, sell those papers. Let both you and Britney both move on with your lives.

And finally. Well it appears that Lilly Allen has gotten herself into a bit of trouble. Allen who was arrested for kung-fu kicking a member of London’s paparazzi earlier this year.

The “Smile” singer allegedly beat up photographers outside a London nightclub on March 12, kicking and punching at least two photographers. On Thursday, she was formally arrested and questioned by police regarding the scuffle. Photographer Kevin Rush said at the time of the alleged attack, “She went berserk.” Allen was released on bail from the West End Central police station after providing officers with her fingerprints, a DNA sample and a photograph. I just hope she will be “Smiling” in jail when she is taken advantage of.

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