New Britney Coming Atcha’
Wednesday, August 29th, 2007Happy Wednesday Kiddies, and away I go. Man am I getting older and grumpier. I am turning 32 in a couple of days, and I am not dealing with it well.
If anyone does need a new friend, they will have to travel over to La-La Land. Matt Parker and Trey Stone of South Park has signed on for 3 more seasons on Comedy Central. They got $75 Million for the 3 seasons and will have 14 episodes per season. Dan, that is some Seinfeld money.

Britney Spears will release her first single, Gimme More, off her new album next week. Wait does this mean Train-wreck Britney is through. I might kind of miss that. Oh who am I kidding, I can bet you Britney’s new song will suck more than Jenna Jameson.

There is a new celebrity hot couple out in Hollywood. Rihanna and Shia Labeouf are a new item! Man I wonder if ever pees on her, she will use her Umbrella? Oh that old gag.
OK 2 more stories to report than I am going to go drown my age sorrows in a jack and Coke.
After pulling the plug on her U.S. tour, British soul star Amy Winehouse has now canceled all of her upcoming U.S. appearances, including her performance at the MTV Video Music Awards. Winehouse was set to strut her stuff on September 9 in Las Vegas, but in a statement to E!Online.com, her label Universal Records said that the singer’s schedule had been cleared in a “continued effort to support [her] well being.” The star collapsed earlier this month following three days of hard partying and was admitted to a London hospital. Oh that Wino and her nutty drunken ways.

And finally, Troubled actress/singer Lindsay Lohan has agreed to let her estranged father Michael visit her in rehab, according to reports. The star is currently at a Utah clinic, but has given the green light for a visit from her dad – with her mom Dina allegedly lifting a restraining order which was placed on her ex-husband earlier this year. A source tells the New York Post, “”It was actually her (Lindsay) younger brother, Michael’s, idea. It’s a part of the healing process. Lindsay will see him later this week, but she will have counselors with her. It will not be alone. Dina thinks it is a good idea. Well that is like Michael Lohan getting let loose in a strip club. That guy is a total horn dog jackass.
You Know The Drill
Mango Out










