Archive for August, 2007

Lighting The Sparks.

Monday, August 20th, 2007

Happy Monday my loyal readers, and away I go.

Current American Idol Jordin Sparks signed her record deal over the weekend with Jive Records. The CD is coming out in November and the first single “Tatoo” hits stores next Tuesday. So what do you guys think. Will she be another Ruben or Fantasia, or will she be a Kelly or Carrie. My vote? Ruben or Fantasia.

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17 million people watched the premiere of the High School Musical 2 movie Friday night on the Disney Channel. It was the most watched cable program of all time. The most watched basic cable movie of all time. Also the highest rated television program ever for ages 6-11. I Tivoed it, so please don’t tell me what happened.

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David Beckham attracted 66,237 fans (Major Soccer League Record) at the LA Galaxy-NY Red Bulls game Saturday night at Giants Stadium. The Red Bulls average attendance is 11,573! And I thought soccer would never catch on in The US.

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There’s a report this morning that Jessica Simpson has broken or fractured her nose. Jessica Simpson said she was shooting her new movie, Major Movie Star, and was running with a gun over her head, fell and broke her nose. Maybe they can fix her nose, the same way they fixed her lips. Can they put Botox in her nose?

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Forbes Magazine released it’s list of highest earning hip hop stars. Jay-Z was #1 with $34 million, 50 Cent came in at #2 with $32 million, Diddy was #3 with $28 million, Timbaland came 4th with $21 million, and Dr. Dre made $20 million. My question for you is where is the greatest rapper of all time Kayne West on that list? Or that is at least what he calls himself.

2 more stories to report, than I will be making some dinner. Kevin Federline found some free time to audition for an acting job in between handing out subpoenas to anyone whose ever spoken to his ex-wife Britney Spears. And it looks like he did a good job because K-Fed has signed on to guest star on The CW’s hit show One Tree Hill, according to TMZ.com. Federline will play Jason, the cocky front man of the rock band “No Means Yes,” from the fictional town of Tree Hill, North Carolina. He made his acting debut in an episode of CSI last October. Oh, my bad. I thought One Tree Hill got cancelled a few years ago.

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And finally, Real estate mogul turned reality TV star Donald Trump desperately wants to reunite Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton on a celebrity version of The Apprentice. Trump insists the experience would be “a positive thing for them to do” – and says that Paris has already been in contact with show executives to secure a place on the hit show. He tells the New York Post, “We’re negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it? We’re not sure what will happen. She’s a f**king mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.” Even if Trump got one of them, I would totally watch.

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Lesbrt Spears.

Thursday, August 16th, 2007

Happy Thursday Kiddies, and away I go.

Amy Winehouse has checked out of rehab! She checked out yesterday and reportedly took an immediate helicopter to London for a brain scan. Word is she suffered a seizure during the overdose this past weekend. God how Lindsay of her. That is just not right. Go Back Wino…We will not judge you, just get the help you need.

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This next story is about my favorite Mary. Ryan Seacrest will the host a portion of the Super Bowl this year on Fox. He’ll do a red carpet type pre-game on Fox and also host the half time entertainment. The Super Bowl will be at the new stadium in Arizona. Good for him. Leave it to Ryan Seacrest to butch-down the Super Bowl.

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Nicole Ritchie and Joel Madden will get married next month on Lionel Ritchie’s estate. My question is that will the nuptials be said before or after Nicole drops the soap in jail, or squeezes that watermelon through her peehole.

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This story is kind of amusing. Fifty Cent supposedly smashed his office up after finding out his video for “Follow My Love” featuring Robin Thicke was leaked on to the internet before it’s October release.

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Pictures are surfacing of Britney Spears and another woman (her former assistant) frolicking in a pool. Several woman, including pornstars, say they have either been kissed or hit on by Britney. They call Britney is a recreational lesbian Man Thank you Britney, Thank you very much. You never cease to amaze me.

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Paris Hilton and sister Nicki are shopping themselves to Las Vegas clubs. They will appear at the club for $500,000 for the night. OK, Paris, I will give you 20 bucks, some nasty cheap champagne, some cherry flavored condoms, and some nose candy. Deal?

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And finally

God, is the Hollywood pool to dip your mule in getting smaller and smaller. John Mayer gets around. First he’s seen having lunch with Mandy Moore and now there’s word that he’s moved on to Justin Timberlake’s old flame Cameron Diaz. 29-year-old Mayer and 34-year-old Diaz were seen out and about Tuesday night in New York City, according to Us Weekly magazine. The actress is in the “Big Apple” filming the new comedy ‘What Happens in Vegas.’ Well isn’t that special. Does this mean now that Justin and Jessica Simpson will now date.

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Music Becomes Reality for Wino

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

Happy Tuesday kiddies and away I go.  Sorry about the delay, I have been BUSY.
 

In the does anybody actually give a damn department, David Lee Roth and Van Halen are doing a reunion tour.  People are taking bets on how long it will take for Eddie and David to get into an altercation.  The band has a new member, Wolfgang Van Halen, Eddie Van Halen’s 16 year old son who plays bass.  The kicker is that Eddie’s ex-wife and Wolfgang’s mother, Valerie Berteneli will be going on tour as well.  Well that is kind of interesting I guess.

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Amy Winehouse is off the tour and in rehab. She entered a rehab center this past weekend for addiction to cocaine and heroin. Her husband Blake also checked himself in for his own addictions.  Well I guess when you write a song about rehab, and you actually go to rehab, there might be a smidge of irony there.

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James Gandolfini has a new project with HBO. He’ll play a real life corporate sports scout, Sonny Vaccarro in an HBO movie. Vaccarro’s the guy who got Michael Jordan to sign the first million dollar shoe deal with Nike.  Eh, he will always be Tony Soprano to me and millions of others.

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E! Online is reporting that Britney Spears will be a surprise opening act for the MTV Video Music Awards September 9th in Vegas.  Eh I have heard that before.  Frankly I will believe that train wreck when I see it.

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I do have some sad news to report.  Merv Griffin passed away over the weekend, losing his long battle with prostate cancer.  He will be sorely missed.  I actually remember watching him when I was home sick during school with my grandfather.  He was quite talented.

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Rush Hour 3 won the box office war with $50 million. Seventeen million less than Rush Hour 2.  I didn’t see it and have no desire to.
 

And finally
 

50 Cent has said if Kanye West sells more albums than him on September 11th he will quit making solo records!.  Oh please Fitty, kick Kayne’s ass and outsell him.  He is so pompous.  You Da Man Fitty.
 

You Know The Drill
 

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