Mango Out

Happy Saturday morning kiddies and away I go. Before I start, can I just say, can it be any prettier outside?

The Saturday Night Live premiere is tonight with Lebron James hosting and Kanye West performing. Kanye is filling in for Amy Winehouse who cancelled all her shows. I know I reported this earlier, but Lebron James is not a big enough name to host SNL. It was bad enough they recently had Eli Manning and Lance Armstrong host.

Well I think she will fill out the superhero costume beautifully. Jessica Biel is in talks to become Wonder Woman in a new movie. Yes, that is definitely, Wonder-ful.

Model Josie Maran was the first to be voted of Dancing With The Stars last night. Oh thank god that my 2 favorites, Kelly from 90210 Jennie Garth, and Scary Spice are both still in it. Mel B, AKA Scary Spice was fantastic in her leopard print leotard.

Well this is another case when celebrities get off super easy. A North Caroline judge sentenced Uncle Kracker to 12 months probation and fined him $1,500, after he pled guilty to misdemeanor assault charges. Kracker – real name Matthew Shafer – was arrested in August in an Embassy Suites hotel in Raleigh, North Carolina, after a 26-year-old female approached an off-duty police officer in a nightclub and claimed the star “had committed a sexual act against her while she was inside the establishment.” Kracker must also undergo an assessment to determine if he’s addicted to alcohol. My vote is yes. He seems like a drunk to me.

2 more stories, than I am going to enjoy the weather. Former NSYNC star Joey Fatone has offered troubled pop superstar Britney Spears a sanctuary at his Florida home. The singer, who was one of Spears’ closest friends when she started out in the music business, recently admitted he was shocked by her performance at the MTV Video Music Awards earlier this month . And Fatone has now offered Spears, who is in the middle of a much-publicized child custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline, a place to recuperate out of the spotlight. He told the ladies of The View recently, “Poor girl, she needs some help. Come over to my house and my wife’ll whip her into shape. Come back to Orlando and take a break for awhile, from LA and stuff.” Way to step up Fat-1. Where is Justin when you need him.

And finally, Madonna. the Beastie Boys, Leonard Cohen and disco group Chic are among the acts on the ballot for next year’s Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame induction. The quartet will join the “Glad All Over” band The Dave Clark Five, Afrika Bambaataa, John Mellencamp, The Ventures and Donna Summer, among others, after they were announced as nominees on Thursday. Five acts will be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland, Ohio. Wow, it would be fantastic if both The Beasties and Madonna were inducted the same year.

You Know The Drill

Mango Out

Happy Wednesday, and no jury duty for me for the next 3 years. And away I go.

Bridget Moynahan is on the cover of OK! Magazine with Tom Brady’s new baby, John Edward Thomas Moynahan. She supposedly sold the pictures for $100,000, which she donated to a charity, and was asked numerous times about Tom Brady. Good for her to donate the money to charity. I don’t think Britney or Paris would ever do that.

Keifer Sutherland was arrested the other night for DUI. Reports this morning say it’s the fourth time he was busted and will face the same judge that sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days for the same charge. I wonder how long he will be sentenced? Maybe, 24 hours.

Well I would have never thought he would have mentioned on this topic but. Comedian Drew Carey is showing tough love to Owen Wilson following his alleged suicide attempt last month – because he is convinced the ‘Wedding Crashers’ star could have avoided the ordeal if he had confided in his friends and family. Carey, 49, admits he has attempted to take his own life on two previous occasions by overdosing on drugs, and believes it is his own experiences with suicide which enable him to relate to 38-year-old Wilson’s troubles.  But he claims the best cure for depression is to talk about it more openly. I never knew that Drew attempted to take his own life, I thought he was always happy.

Usher and his pregnant wife, Tameka Foster, are expecting a baby boy in the fall.   The R&B singer confirmed the exciting news to the TV show Extra. This will be his first child and Tameka’s fourth. Wow, four kids for Tameka. It might be about time to get your tubes tied suitey.

2 more stories to report than I am out the door, for sure.

Comedienne Sarah Silverman has defended her joke about Britney Spears’ kids – insisting she doesn’t know what the fuss is all about. Silverman appeared on the MTV Video Music Awards recently – and some of her jokes were about troubled singer Britney Spears. Her most controversial remark was calling the pop star’s kids, Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, one, the “most adorable mistakes you will ever see.” However, Silverman is stunned anyone was offended by the remark. She says, “The joke that everyone was upset about – me calling the kids ‘adorable mistakes’ – was the most innocuous joke. It never occurred to me that would be deemed hurtful or over the line. How can she be amazed though. She tore Britney a new butt hole.

And finally, Jay-Z wants his very own arena in New Jersey – named after his Rocawear clothing brand. The hip-hop star, 37, is currently in talks with The New Jersey Sports and Exposition Authority (NJSEA) over naming rights of the arena in Meadowlands, which is currently held by Continental Airlines. The rapper – who owns a portion of the NBA team the New Jersey Nets – will face stiff competition from rival fashion brands Izod and Southpole, but the eventual sponsor can expect to pay more than $600,000 a year for the naming rights. Good for Jiggah, he deserves it. He is a marketing Genius.

You Know The Drill

Mango Out

Happy Monday Kiddies and away I go. So am I the only who can get injured at a strip club, but boobies were not involved.