Happy Monday Kiddies and away I go. So am I the only who can get injured at a strip club, but boobies were not involved.
Wow this is a good story. There are reports this morning that Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana) is pregnant at 15 years old! During an interview with J14 she confirmed the rumor: “I’m going to take good care of my baby. I’ve already gained 7 pounds. I was in real shock when it happened accidentally. I went a little too far. I’m sorry to all of my fans’.” She is still planning to go on tour to promote her new CD and is currently taping the finale of Hannah Montana. No word yet on who the father is but we do know her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, is very disappointed in her. Oh wow this is classic. Please Jamie Lynn Spears, stay away from the ween. It is bad. Ween is very very bad. Now I am hearing that it is no true, but still, it would be fun if it was.
George Clooney was in a motorcycle accident over the weekend but had no serious injuries. Now NJ is known for 3 things. Bon Jovi, The Sopranos, and the state where George Clooney got into a motorcycle accident.
Kanye West will be the musical guest for the Saturday Night Live season premiere Saturday night. Lebron James will be the host! So is now Lebron James a celebrity? Why don’t they get someone big, and now, like Shia Labeouf or Vanessa Anne Hudgens.
The Denis Richards and Charlie Sheen custody battle is getting really ugly! Richards filed papers in court yesterday to block Charlie from any more over night visits with their two kids. Her court filings yesterday included documents, photographs, and proof of registration to several online porn sites. She says he actually e-mailed pictures of his erect penis to as many as 30 women. She also said Sheen engages in unacceptable behavior during their over night visits. From what I have heard, he may have pleasured himself at a computer at the girls playroom. Man is he classy. They should call him Charlie Ween
Just hours after Alicia Silverstone’s new TV ad for PETA hit the airwaves in Texas, it was pulled because the ad features her walking out of a swimming pool naked covering her breasts with her hands. Well anything to start your Clueless career.
And finally, Actress Salma Hayek is celebrating after becoming a mother for the first time.
The 41-year-old Oscar nominated star and fiancée Francois-Henri Pinault welcomed Valentina Paloma Pinault at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles on Friday. “Mother and child are doing well,” Hayek’s publicist Cari Ross said in a statement. I just hope she does not lose her lovely luscious pregnancy knockers.
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