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Happy Wednesday Ladies and Gents, and away I go.

OJ is scheduled for arraignment this morning is Vegas. He is being charged with a long list of charges, including 1st degree kidnapping. If convicted of all the charges he could spend the rest of his life in jail. Police are still looking for two more suspects. Another odd twist in the case happened yesterday when one of the guys victimized by the raid had a heart attack yesterday and is in critical condition. Oh that OJ. He is always down for a good time.

The judge came down hard on Britney yesterday ordering her to go under alcohol and drug testing. She also has to meet twice a week with parenting counselors and go under random testing at least twice a week. K-Fed was told he can not drink at least 12 hours prior to being with the kids. Wow, Judges suck. He can just suck all the fun out of K-Fed and Britney’s relationship.

Kanye West outsold 50 Cent 957,000 to 691,000 in there first week of album sales. Time for 50 Cent to retire! Maybe he can join Ja Rule and Nelly in the unemployment line.

OK, 2 more stories to update than I am off like a prom dress.

So I Tivo’ed Oprah today, and I learned a couple of things. Two things I learned on The Oprah Winfrey Show Wednesday:

1. Jessica Biel smells lovely and

2. Justin Timberlake has no idea what is going on with his first love Britney Spears.

The “SexyBack” singer told Winfrey that he is dating someone (he has been spotted with

Jessica Biel on and off since January of this year) and while he wouldn’t name names, he did admit, “But all I can tell you is she smells lovely.” When pressed a little more, he confessed that he sings to his new girlfriend and when they’re far apart, he relies on modern technology (an iChat webcam for example) to get him through. “I get pretty romantic around her. Technology is a wonderful thing sometimes. I find that to be really cool, when you can actually see someone’s face. I do it with my friends, as well, just to have a conversation back and forth. It just makes you feel closer, that’s all.” Winfrey also inquired about his past love, former Musketeers Britney Spears. “What do you think is going on with Britney?” she asked. “I don’t know, to be honest with you,” he said. “I haven’t spoken to her in years. I mean, there’s no ill will – I have nothing but love for her. It’s funny because we dated each other at a time … wow, I haven’t talked about this in a long time. It’s interesting. We were teenagers, you know?” Well I know what is going on with Britney. She has flat-out lost her marbles.

And finally,

Rocker Joel Madden says he plans to marry his pregnant girlfriend Nicole Richie.

“Obviously, marriage is in our future,” the Good Charlotte front man told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show in Los Angeles Tuesday. “I don’t know when or where or how, but right now our priority is our family and is the baby. … We are in love and are really happy.”

Richie and Madden first announced they were expecting on Good Morning America in late July, People magazine reports. “Yes I am. We are. I’m almost four months,” Richie revealed. “We are all really excited about it,” Madden told Seacrest. “It’s the best thing that has ever happened to us. It’s awesome.” Ya know what is really awesome? Weighing in at over 110 lbs. Way to rock it out Nicole.

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Happy Monday Kiddies, and away I go.

Well it is about time, and might I say it serves the guy right. OJ Simpson is in jail this morning after him and a bunch of guys stormed a hotel room and stole a bunch of sports memorabilia. Hold on while I laugh my ass off over here. This is just classic.

So who watched The Emmy’s last night? I did, and I was totally disappointed with my main man Ryan Seacrest. He sucked more than a Hoover vacuum. Here is a list of the big winners:

The Sopranos won for Best Drama

Best Actor in a drama went to James Spader with Boston Legal

Best Actress in a drama went to Sally Field

Best Comedy went to my favorite comedy 30 rock

Best Actor in a comedy was Ricky Gervis for Extras

Best Actress in a comedy went to the lovely America Ferera

Britney and Kevin are in court today, fighting over the kids, and a huge bombshell was dropped. The LAPD has denied internet reports that they are looking into an alleged hit on Kevin Federline’s life. Entertainment Tonight reported Monday that the FBI was also involved in an investigation, and that they had even attempted to inform Britney Spears’ ex-husband that he may be in danger. Wow, things just got quite interesting with The Britney Baby Drama.

Speaking of The Britney Baby Drama, Britney Spears’ former bodyguard Tony Barretto has dropped a bomb in the ongoing custody war between the troubled pop star and her ex-husband Kevin Federline. Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred, who is representing the “mystery witness,” says the allegations against Britney include “drug use, nudity and safety issues involving the children post-rehab.” Outside an L.A. courtroom Monday, Allred says that Barretto is “very concerned” about the safety of Spears’ two boys, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1. Barretto worked for Spears earlier this year, but was fired on May 17. Although Barretto was prepared to testify Monday, he was not cross-examined by the court or Britney’s attorneys. However, Allred claims her client’s charges are “highly explosive.” Wow I am still amazed by all this drama.

Newlyweds Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are in talks to star side by side in the Broadway musical “Chicago,” according to reports. If they agree to make the move to New York City , the couple – who met on the set of the TV movie ‘Mind Over Murder’ – will become the show’s third husband-and-wife team, after Amy Spanger and Michael C. Hall, and Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin. Donna Martin can not graduate or stay sober at her prom, what makes you think she can sing and dance.

And finally,

Colombian pop superstar Shakira has gone back to school to study the history of western civilization. The singer has quietly enrolled at UCLA, where she has been taking history classes for the past month. According to website Peopleenespanol.com, curvy Shakira is studying with revered professor Robert Cleve. Good for her, As long as she does not study her ass off. It is just a delectable ass.

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Happy Thursday Kiddies and away I go.

This flipping rocks. Jon Stewart was confirmed as the host of the Academy Awards on February 24th. Oh boy, it is going to be good. Jon is just hilarious. I heart The Daily Show.

In the battle of the egomaniacal rappers, we appear to have a winner. Based on early returns, Kanye West’s CD is outselling 50’s CD. He’s on track to sell about 700,000 copies in his first week. 50 on the other hand will be selling a disappointing 500,00 copies in his first week. Yeah, 500,00 is disappointing my ass.

I just read that the Britney Spears performance at the MTV VMA’s has been removed from MTV repeats and online! According to MTV they were “forced” to remove it! I wonder who forced her to remove Fat Britney’s performance. Maybe it was Fat Britney herself.

Justin Timberlake apparently worked it a little to hard in Vegas with the MTV Awards. He strained his voice and was ordered to rest his voice for at least seven days. He postponed shows this week already in Sacramento and San Jose. Maybe he was too busy having Jessica Beil’s tongue jammed down his throat?

Tommy Lee has written an apology to Alicia Keys and MTV for the fight that happened between him and Kid Rock during Alicia’s excellent performance. He says he was minding his own business when he got a tap on the shoulder and got slapped by “Kid Pebble.” When is Tommy going to apologize to me for ruining my manhood? I mean did you see his mule?

2 more stories to report than I am done.

I think that my favorite new starlet is getting a little big for her britches. Or maybe she is just embarrassed. School Musical’ star Vanessa Hudgens is staying clear of the media spotlight after her nude photo scandal, and has canceled an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. The 18-year-old actress/singer was scheduled to be a guest on Thursday’s show, but a rep for “The Tonight Show” released the following statement to Access Hollywood: . Well good for her.

And finally, Heroes star Hayden Panettiere has split from her boyfriend Stephen Coletti, according to reports. The 18-year-old beauty ended her one-year relationship with the former Laguna Beach star earlier this month, but insists she and Colletti, 21, parted amicably. She tells Us Weekly, “We are still very close friends and talk to each other frequently. We appreciate and support each other’s careers.” From what I heard, Hayden Panty-dropper is now dating Milo her Heroes Co-star. And also that Stephen might be back together with LC. Ok, I made that up, but I am hoping it is true.

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