Happy Monday Kiddies and away I go.

Happy Thursday Kiddies and away I go. Sorry I have not updated in a few days, and away I go.

Fox is announcing they will have a Prison Break spin off that will take place in a woman’s prison. The show will focus on a new character, Molly, who will be introduced on Prison Break later this season. I wonder if Female Prison Break will have the same gay tendencies that the male version does.

There are rumors swirling that Marie Osmond fainted the other night because she has an eating disorder. Or maybe it is just all the plastic surgery she had done to her face, is effecting her breathing. One or the other.

Jessica Simpson will fill in for Elisabeth Hasselback as a guest host on “The View” for two days next month when Hasselback goes on maternity leave. She will appear on November 15th and 16th. Ugghh, total Jump The Shark moment. Why Jessica Simpson? Was Jessica Alba busy?

Finally some good news for Ms. Britney. Hit-and-run charges against Britney Spears have been dismissed by the L.A. City Attorney, according to TMZ.com. The charges stemmed from an incident on August 6 in Los Angeles, where Spears allegedly crashed into a parked car in a private parking lot. The singer reached a settlement agreement with the woman whose car she hit. The pop star’s attorney J. Michael Flanagan entered a not guilty plea on behalf of the 25-year-old for the other criminal charge, which was one count of driving without a valid California license. Britney was not present in court Thursday, however a judge ordered her to be at the next court date on November 26. She also has a hearing in her child custody case that same day. She also has a hearing in her child custody case that same day. Oh baby steps Britney. She will take any good news right now.

Everyone’s favorite songsters Mariah Carey has ruled out having kids until she’s in a stable relationship. The R&B superstar grew up in a broken home and is determined to raise any kids of her own in a happy, loving environment. She says, “If I were to have a child, I would want to be married with a stable family environment.” Good for her. Stability is an important thing. Just look at Britney.

And finally, Comedian Tracy Morgan has refused to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet.  The 30 Rock star was ordered to wear the device - known as a SCRAM bracelet - in May, after pleading guilty to driving under the influence in New York last year, which violated his probation from a previous DUI arrest in Los Angeles in December 2005. But his attorney Blair Berk told the Los Angeles County Court that Morgan was unable to wear the bracelet because of an undisclosed medical condition. Oh come on now Tracy, just be like Lindsay and Eve, and rock the monitor.

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Happy Monday Bitches and away I go. Hope everyone had a relaxing weekend, for me it was the first weekend in about 6 months where I had a low-key Saturday and Sunday Friday was a different story.

Kid Rock was arrested in Atlanta early yesterday morning after getting in a brawl at a waffle house. He went to the waffle house around 5AM and began to exchange words with a man which escalated in to a brawl. As long as his waitress brought his order scattered, smothered, and covered, its all set.

A woman is accusing magician David Copper of raping her while they were in the Bahamas in July. Woman? I thought he was king of light in his loafers. I wonder if he wanted to make himself “disappear” after the incident.

Soap star Nathaniel Marston has been accused of attacking three people in New York.  The actor - who plays Dr. Michael McBain in One Life To Live - allegedly assaulted his victims with a crate, breaking one man’s leg during an incident on Sunday. A police spokesman says Marston was under the influence of narcotics, possibly cocaine, when they were called to the scene. Marston was charged with two counts of felony assault, reckless endangerment and criminal possession of a weapon as well as one count of resisting arrest. 

He was taken to nearby Bellevue hospital, where he was labeled an emotionally disturbed person, according to the New York Daily News. Ah yes the old emotionally disturbed line. Why don’t people just admin that have issues with drugs?

Comedienne Roseanne Barr has blasted Britney Spears’ parenting skills, branding her a “bad mother.” The 54-year-old star has also criticized Spears’ mother Lynne for failing to stop the troubled singer’s party lifestyle. Barr writes on her Myspace blog, “The judge is trying to teach you a lesson, shut your mouth and learn it! You are a bad mother, and so is your mother! “Get your s**t together and take care of your kids. Your mom needs to lock your spoiled a** in the basement or wherever it is that you cannot get anymore drugs. Stop drinking immediately too.” Oh that is ironic. How can Roseanne call Britney a bad mom. Roseanne is a horrible mom.

2 more stories to report, than I watch Laguna reruns. Speaking of Britney, she has won back the right to see her sons after complying with a court order, according to reports. The troubled pop star was spotted driving her sons Preston, two, and Jayden James, one, through Studio City, California on Saturday in her white Mercedes convertible decorated with pumpkins on the dashboard. An unnamed individual - presumed to be a court-appointed monitor - was seen in the front seat and the children were in the back seats reports People.com. Good for her. I think Kids should be a very important thing in her life.

And finally, Jermaine Dupri has blasted Justin Timberlake for failing to support his girlfriend Janet Jackson during her wardrobe malfunction at the 2004 Super Bowl.  The producer/rapper also criticizes the singer’s physical appearance, according to the New York Post column PageSix. He writes in his autobiography “Young, Rich and Dangerous,” “I think Justin Timberlake is a talented performer. But he’s very ordinary looking. He could be any skinny white kid from the suburbs of Orlando. You could go to the mall and find another Justin. Another Justin with half the talent and look.

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Happy Wednesday guys and gals, and away I go.

Ellen Degeneres adopted a little dog, Iggy, recently but it didn’t get along with her cats so she gave it to her hairdresser and her two daughters. The Rescue Agency decided it was a violation and took Iggy back from the family. She broke down on her show yesterday, begging and pleading to get the dog pack to her hair dresser’s kids. Am I the only one who thinks that Ellen used the dog to lick peanut butter off her who-ha.

Madonna just hit her cash cow. She signed her $120 million deal with Live Nation yesterday. The deal involves touring, merchandise, film, and music projects. Good for her. It is about time she gets recognized for her accomplishments.

The Spice Girls are coming out with their greatest hits album starting November 13th only thru Victoria Secrets website. They will also perform on TV for the first time since the reunion, December 4th, at the Victoria Secret Fashion Show. I wonder if America failed to tell them What they want, what they really really want.

Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel, and James Van Der Beek were at the Chicago Bears-Green Bay Packers game two weeks ago pre-gaming with a bunch of fans. I love the fact there are videos up on www.youtube.com of Justin shot gunning beers with fans.

Country singer Gretchen Wilson is being sited for an on board disturbance. While traveling from Nashville to LA she became belligerent and verbally abusive to staff on board. Oh forgive her, she is a Redneck Woman, that’s how they roll.

2 more stories and I am done for the day.

Comedian Stephen Colbert will join the race for the White House. The 43-year-old star plans to run for President of the United States in his home state of South Carolina and will represent both a Democrat and Republican candidate to allow him to “lose twice.” Colbert has been courting rumors of his candidacy but had previously refused to confirm or deny the speculation. I thought the whole celebrities running for political offices were so 3 years ago with Arnold and Gopher from The Love Boat.

And finally,

The Hills star Heidi Montag is adamant she has been targeted by an internet hacker - after a post appeared on her website claiming responsibility for starting a rumor about co-star Lauren Conrad’s involvement in a sex tape scandal. Montag insists a confession claiming she and fiancé Spencer Pratt were responsible for starting rumors Conrad had made a secret sex tape was fake. The post titled ‘The Truth’ went live on Montag’s site on Monday night, saying: “Me and Spencer did spread the false rumors about Lauren’s sex tape.” Oh anything for the spotlight Miss Montag, anything to be cooler than LC.

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Happy Monday’s kiddies, and Happy Anniversary Dills and Crucks.

Rapper TI was busted just hours before the BET Hip Hop Award show over the weekend on federal weapon charges. They say he was buying machine guns and military style assault rifles. I wonder if TI stands for Total Idiot. Why would someone buy machine guns?

Jimmy Kimmel will be going coast to coast next week. He will be filling in for Regis on the Regis and Kelly Show next week in New York then he will fly to back to LA for his nightly Late Night Show. He said he will prep for his late nights show while he flies to LA and will sleep when he heads to New York after his late night show. I have got to say, that is a bloody brilliant move. I just wonder if your bitch Adam Corolla will be coming along for the ride?

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills spent about 7 hours in court on Thursday. A lot of time was spent arguing over whether Heather can tell her story both in a book and on talks shows. She’s reportedly offering to give up some of the money for the right to tell her story. Just give her 5 million bucks, and have her take a big tall glass of shut the F up juice.

People who put the American Idol Tour together are in trouble because they didn’t file the proper paperwork for Jordin Sparks and Sanjaya to perform since they were underage. I would have protected that golden boy Sanjaya, to make sure he could tour, and have a successful career.

Rapper God Snoop Dogg has agreed to rake leaves and perform other park maintenance after a judge ordered him to serve 160 hours of community service for illegal possession of a dangerous weapon. The star was arrested as he walked through security at John Wayne Airport in Orange County, California with a collapsible baton in September 2006. He was sentenced on Wednesday to serve his time cleaning up a local unnamed park. Well at least he can wash his after wards with some Bleach.

Alright, 2 more stories than I am done for the day. Actress Samaire Armstrong has checked into an outpatient facility in Los Angeles as she tackles “personal issues,” according to the star’s publicist. Her rep refused to go into details about the nature of Amstrong’s issues, but confirmed she will continue to work on her new hit TV show Dirty, Sexy Money. In a statement released late Friday, Armstrong’s publicist told People.com, “Samaire Armstrong decided to enter an outpatient facility to deal with some personal issues in a therapeutic atmosphere and is doing very well. Go figure, someone from The OC enjoys the nose candy.

And finally, Orlando Bloom was involved in a car accident early Friday morning. Bloom was driving down a Hollywood street when another vehicle cut him off and he hit a parked Porsche Cayenne, according to TMZ.com. No word yet if he was searching for Pirate Bootie.

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Happy Wednesday Kiddies and away I go. Is it Friday yet?

Nothing like some DUI drama to start off the day. Kiefer Sutherland plead no contest to his DUI contest yesterday and now could face 48 days in jail. He is scheduled for sentencing on December 21st which is the same day 24 goes on winter production break. Once again, a celebrity getting special attention for a dui case. How convenient!

Oh that Drunkenhoff. David Hasselhoff has suffered a relapse! He checked out of rehab recently but has returned the other day. What a raging alcoholic. How long do you think before another video pops up of him on the Internet shirtless, drunk on the floor, eating a burger.

Former Mr. Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown suffered a mild heart attack and was hospitalized Tuesday night. The 38-year-old singer’s attorney has confirmed to Entertainment Tonight that he is recovering well and is expected to be released from the hospital soon. Sources tell TMZ.com that Brown’s girlfriend/manager Alicia took him to Tarzana Regional Medical Center in California when he complained of tightening in his chest and tingling in his arm. He is in stable condition. I guess it is his prerogative to be in there as long as he would choose.

Pamela Anderson is two months pregnant with new husband Rick Salomon’s baby, according to In Touch Weekly magazine. Anderson, who wed Paris Hilton’s ex in Las Vegas on Saturday, has been keeping the news secret after suffering a reported miscarriage last year with ex-husband Kid Rock but friends insist she’s with child. A source tells the magazine that Anderson, 40, learned she was pregnant on September 29 - the same day she and Salomon applied for a wedding license. Wow, what a hussy she is. I wonder how long this marriage will last, 2 years? When are celebrities going to learn, Kids are never the answer.

Hollywood star Charlize Theron has been named the Sexiest Woman Alive by a new poll.  The 32-year-old South African beat fellow actresses Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson and Angelina Jolie to top the list in Esquire magazine. During an interview in the November issue of Esquire, Theron reveals her career - highlighted by her Oscar win for ‘Monster’ - is far from flawless. She says, “‘Reindeer Games.’ That was a bad, bad, bad movie. “But even though the movie might suck, I got to work with John Frankenheimer. I wasn’t lying to myself - that’s why I did it. I mean, he directed ‘The Manchurian Candidate,’ which is like the movie of all movies.” Wow, I would totally go there as well.

And finally, Britney Spears has changed the release date of her highly anticipated comeback album. Her fifth studio album, ‘Blackout,’ was originally scheduled to be released on November 13, but will now hit store shelves two weeks earlier on October 30, according to People magazine. “Due to these numerous unauthorized online leaks, the label is doing everything possible to prevent and avoid any further illegal distribution of songs including moving up the release date of the album to Oct. 30,” a label rep says in a statement. Numerous Internet leaks? Hum, anything to create buzz about this album.

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Happy Monday Boys and Girls and might I add, Viva Italano !!!, and away I go.

Diddy is coming forward and confirming that he is the father of a 15 month old girl in Atlanta. He said he wasn’t sure if it was his but has confirmed it is. He said he wants to be part of the girls life! Wow he has more powerful semen than the US Marines. Remember Diddy has twins less thank 2 years old, with Kim Porter. That’s 3 kids in 2 years. You do the math.

Jennifer Lopez did not announce that she was pregnant at her concert in New York over the weekend. Producers of David Letterman are hoping she will do it on the show tomorrow night. It is really only a matter of time, before J-lo becomes a preg-ho. Oh that old gag.

Troubled pop princess Britney Spears got a visit from her estranged mother Lynne and sister Jamie Lynn this weekend after losing custody of her children. Apparently following advice from comedian Roseanne Barr, who told TMZ.com last week that Spears needs a mother, Lynne Spears flew to Los Angeles over the weekend to console her daughter. Spears, 25, lost custody of her two sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, after a heated battle with former husband, Kevin Federline. The court granted Spears supervised visitations with her children, saying that visitation will be terminated immediately if Spears acts in a manner endangering her children, People magazine reports. The court ordered Spears to complete counseling sessions and submit to drug and alcohol testing twice a week. Hello light at the end of the tunnel. Now if she could just battle her drug and alcohol demons, we will be all set.

Pamela Anderson has married her longtime pal Ric Salomon in a Las Vegas ceremony.  The 40-year-old took time out in between her magic shows at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino to marry Salomon at the Mirage Hotel on Saturday night. The former Baywatch star wore a white denim Valentino dress at the small ceremony which was attended by her children Brandon and Dylan, actor Tobey Maguire, Lukas Haas and magician Hans Klok.  The couple sparked marriage rumors after applying for a marriage license last month. Well that was definitely a star-studded event. I am surprised that I wasn’t there, with this great celebrity gossip web site.

2 more stories to report, than I will partake in a Bellini in honor of Christopher Columbus. Two months after checking into rehab, troubled actress Lindsay Lohan checked out of Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah Friday, according to her mother. Dina Lohan tells People magazine her 21-year-old daughter has finished the program. “Lindsay is done, but she may come back for outpatient treatment. She over-extended her stay because she wanted to. She could have been out awhile ago, but she chose to stay.” “I’m proud of her. She’s moving ahead with her life. Things were getting out of control. She took action. She took responsibility. She really needed to heal.” Lindsay’s dad Michael, who she recently reconciled with after being estranged from him for many years, hopes the best for his oldest daughter. I just hope that she does not fall flat on her face again, and then goes back to rehab. Or better yet, falls face down, on her fantastic tatters.

And finally, Actor Charlie Sheen is so committed to new fiancée Brooke Mueller; he is having all of his 13 tattoos lazered off. The former hell raiser has collected the tattoos over the years, but Mueller hates them, reports the New York Daily News. Sheen has already removed ‘Denise’ - dedicated to his ex-wife Denise Richards, and he now plans to get rid of the others, including a dragon with glasses and a stingray on his left ankle. I wonder how long it will be before he tattoos Brooke’s name on his ween, and then needs to get that lazered off.

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Happy Wednesday Bitches, and away I go.

Now what is a post without a Britney drama story. There are rumors that there is a Britney Spears sex tape out there! The guy who is in it with her says he has it but doesn’t know if he is going to release it because he is embarrassed by his performance! Oh that is just classic. Britney getting boned. I would know how to lay the pipe Britney, with my massive mule.

Albert Reed was eliminated from Dancing With The Stars last night. Thank God both Scary Spice and Kelly from 90210 are both still in it. Jane Seymour was absent from the show last night because her mom passed away due to complications from a stroke. But don’t worry, she is still in the dancing competition.

Oh this guy is almost worse off than Brit-Brit. Former boy band manager Lou Pearlman is being accused of being a sexual predator. I should give Chris Hanson from How To Catch A Predator a buzz about him. Lou always sleazed me out.

The National Enquirer is reporting that Jennifer Lopez is not only pregnant but she is expecting twins. She was supposed to give people the exclusive on the story but the Enquirer jumped on it. Oh J-Lo is my total J-Ho.

Tickets for The Spice Girls concert in London went on sale yesterday morning and sold out in 38 seconds!!!!! Tickets for their show in LA go on sale this morning at 10am. Please tell me that how Scary Spice is going to tour, after she wins Dancing With The Stars.

Ladies Man Kid Rock claimed his ex-wife Pamela Anderson lied about having a miscarriage last year. Rock told Rolling Stone magazine that Anderson angrily said she had a miscarriage during an argument over the phone while she was in Canada and he was in Los Angeles. Last November, Anderson’s publicist issued a statement confirming reports Anderson suffered a miscarriage and asking that everyone respect her privacy during this difficult time. However, Rock claimed that when he arrived to Vancouver where Anderson was shooting a movie: “She’s partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I’m thinking, ‘That’s a quick recovery from a miscarriage.’” Oh that Pam and her nutty ways.

And finally, Actress Soleil Moon Frye is pregnant with her second child. The former Punky Brewster star and her husband, producer Jason Goldberg, are expecting their second baby together in spring 2008. The couple, who married in 1998, have a daughter, Poet, who was born in 2005. I wonder if her pregnancy boobs, will get as big they were pre-breast reduction surgery.

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Happy Monday Kiddies, and hope everyone’s week got off to a good start. Well a better start than Miss Britney Spears at least. Here are just the fantastical details.

Britney Spears has lost physical custody of her sons. Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon ruled Monday that Sean Preston and Jayden James’ father Kevin Federline will be granted full custody on October 3. The news comes after Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, presented his client’s case in Los Angeles Superior Court on Monday morning. Reports suggest Kaplan raised concerns about Spears’ parenting skills after she was spotted driving without a license over the weekend while her children were in the car. Insiders claim Kaplan also brought up Spears’ charges of hit-and-run and driving without a valid California license, when she was involved in an accident after crashing into a parked car. The emergency hearing lasted an hour and took place behind closed doors.

The shocking outcome follows two weeks of bizarre behavior from Britney, which includes sightings of the pop singer partying and sobbing in the street, and an incident where she invited a member of the paparazzi to join her in a restaurant bathroom in Los Angeles. Well is this now her rock bottom? I think this just about does it. Crack-whore Britney is on the way bitches.

Several reports this morning are saying Pamela Anderson could be married by the end of today. She and Rick Solomon, guy from Paris Hilton sex tapes, secured a marriage license this weekend. Well it is only a matter of time before there is a sex tape with the two of them that mysteriously surfaces on the internet.

At least someone is doing something positive. Bootylicious is donating $40 million to help rebuild areas in Latin America hit by recent natural disasters. The Columbian singer will donate the money from the foundation Latin America for Solidarity Foundation (ALAS) - which she co-founded with Nobel Prize winning author Gabriel Garcia Marquez. The money will go to repair damages caused by an earthquake in Peru and a hurricane in Nicaragua. She says, “I’ve seen first-hand many of the challenges facing Latin America. These are challenging problems that no one person can address, but working together everyone can help make a difference.” Good for her. Way to be the Anti-pop star.

Well this caught me by surprise. The Spice Girls have added two extra nights to the London leg of their world tour after tickets sold out in 38 seconds. More than one million fans, who successfully registered for the concert in the U.K, crashed the website selling the tickets on Monday. The reformed band will play at the capital’s O2 Arena on December 15, 16 and 18 and January 2. The band’s world tour kicks off in Canada on December 2. Did I miss the memo where The Spice Girls became relevant once again. I know they were always relevant, but 38 seconds relevant?

And finally, Country Hottie, Keith Urban crashed his motorcycle Sunday as he was allegedly being chased by paparazzi in Australia. The singer, who is married to Oscar winner Nicole Kidman, was being pursued by a photographer on his way to a Alcoholics Anonymous meeting in Sydney. I wonder if he was drunk? Oh come on Keith I kid. Damn Paparazzi ruin everything.

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