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Happy Monday Kiddies and away I go.

Happy Thursday Kiddies and away I go. Sorry I have not updated in a few days, and away I go.

Fox is announcing they will have a Prison Break spin off that will take place in a woman’s prison. The show will focus on a new character, Molly, who will be introduced on Prison Break later this season. I wonder if Female Prison Break will have the same gay tendencies that the male version does.

There are rumors swirling that Marie Osmond fainted the other night because she has an eating disorder. Or maybe it is just all the plastic surgery she had done to her face, is effecting her breathing. One or the other.

Jessica Simpson will fill in for Elisabeth Hasselback as a guest host on “The View” for two days next month when Hasselback goes on maternity leave. She will appear on November 15th and 16th. Ugghh, total Jump The Shark moment. Why Jessica Simpson? Was Jessica Alba busy?

Finally some good news for Ms. Britney. Hit-and-run charges against Britney Spears have been dismissed by the L.A. City Attorney, according to TMZ.com. The charges stemmed from an incident on August 6 in Los Angeles, where Spears allegedly crashed into a parked car in a private parking lot. The singer reached a settlement agreement with the woman whose car she hit. The pop star’s attorney J. Michael Flanagan entered a not guilty plea on behalf of the 25-year-old for the other criminal charge, which was one count of driving without a valid California license. Britney was not present in court Thursday, however a judge ordered her to be at the next court date on November 26. She also has a hearing in her child custody case that same day. She also has a hearing in her child custody case that same day. Oh baby steps Britney. She will take any good news right now.

Everyone’s favorite songsters Mariah Carey has ruled out having kids until she’s in a stable relationship. The R&B superstar grew up in a broken home and is determined to raise any kids of her own in a happy, loving environment. She says, “If I were to have a child, I would want to be married with a stable family environment.” Good for her. Stability is an important thing. Just look at Britney.

And finally, Comedian Tracy Morgan has refused to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet.  The 30 Rock star was ordered to wear the device – known as a SCRAM bracelet – in May, after pleading guilty to driving under the influence in New York last year, which violated his probation from a previous DUI arrest in Los Angeles in December 2005. But his attorney Blair Berk told the Los Angeles County Court that Morgan was unable to wear the bracelet because of an undisclosed medical condition. Oh come on now Tracy, just be like Lindsay and Eve, and rock the monitor.

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Happy Monday Bitches and away I go. Hope everyone had a relaxing weekend, for me it was the first weekend in about 6 months where I had a low-key Saturday and Sunday Friday was a different story.

Kid Rock was arrested in Atlanta early yesterday morning after getting in a brawl at a waffle house. He went to the waffle house around 5AM and began to exchange words with a man which escalated in to a brawl. As long as his waitress brought his order scattered, smothered, and covered, its all set.

A woman is accusing magician David Copper of raping her while they were in the Bahamas in July. Woman? I thought he was king of light in his loafers. I wonder if he wanted to make himself “disappear” after the incident.

Soap star Nathaniel Marston has been accused of attacking three people in New York.  The actor – who plays Dr. Michael McBain in One Life To Live – allegedly assaulted his victims with a crate, breaking one man’s leg during an incident on Sunday. A police spokesman says Marston was under the influence of narcotics, possibly cocaine, when they were called to the scene. Marston was charged with two counts of felony assault, reckless endangerment and criminal possession of a weapon as well as one count of resisting arrest. 

He was taken to nearby Bellevue hospital, where he was labeled an emotionally disturbed person, according to the New York Daily News. Ah yes the old emotionally disturbed line. Why don’t people just admin that have issues with drugs?

Comedienne Roseanne Barr has blasted Britney Spears’ parenting skills, branding her a “bad mother.” The 54-year-old star has also criticized Spears’ mother Lynne for failing to stop the troubled singer’s party lifestyle. Barr writes on her Myspace blog, “The judge is trying to teach you a lesson, shut your mouth and learn it! You are a bad mother, and so is your mother! “Get your s**t together and take care of your kids. Your mom needs to lock your spoiled a** in the basement or wherever it is that you cannot get anymore drugs. Stop drinking immediately too.” Oh that is ironic. How can Roseanne call Britney a bad mom. Roseanne is a horrible mom.

2 more stories to report, than I watch Laguna reruns. Speaking of Britney, she has won back the right to see her sons after complying with a court order, according to reports. The troubled pop star was spotted driving her sons Preston, two, and Jayden James, one, through Studio City, California on Saturday in her white Mercedes convertible decorated with pumpkins on the dashboard. An unnamed individual – presumed to be a court-appointed monitor – was seen in the front seat and the children were in the back seats reports People.com. Good for her. I think Kids should be a very important thing in her life.

And finally, Jermaine Dupri has blasted Justin Timberlake for failing to support his girlfriend Janet Jackson during her wardrobe malfunction at the 2004 Super Bowl.  The producer/rapper also criticizes the singer’s physical appearance, according to the New York Post column PageSix. He writes in his autobiography “Young, Rich and Dangerous,” “I think Justin Timberlake is a talented performer. But he’s very ordinary looking. He could be any skinny white kid from the suburbs of Orlando. You could go to the mall and find another Justin. Another Justin with half the talent and look.

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