Archive for November, 2007

Thank God She Didn’t Do It Again

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

Happy Wednesday Kiddies and away I go.

In Touch magazine is reporting that the mom of two is pregnant with her third child and the father is music producer, J.R. Rotem. The mag’s story quotes Rotem saying, “It’s true.” However, Spears pal Sam Lufti denied these rumors in a text message to Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS FM radio show Wednesday. “It’s BS,” he said. “Don’t know who made it up. J.R. doesn’t even know what’s up. It’s fake. Completely fake.” I am back to the stage where I feel bad for Britney. My fall from grace Britney stage is officially over.Br Well I might seem a little groggy today. The reason why? I was up late last night to see Helio Castroneves win Dancing With The Stars. He was total money.

Well I might seem a little groggy today. The reason why? I was up late last night to see Helio Castroneves win Dancing With The Stars. He was total money.The professional dancer who led racing driver Helio Castroneves to victory on reality contest ‘Dancing With The Stars’ on Tuesday has landed her own record deal. Two-time-winner show winner Julianne Hough fought bronchitis to compete in the final stages of the TV competition - and all her hard work has paid off. Hours before she claimed the top prize, Hough signed a deal with Universal Records and plans to record a country album in Nashville, Tennessee. Good for her. She is totally HOT. Big Fan, Big Fan.

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Simon Cowell is going global with the talent competition. He is a creating a new show called, The Worlds Got Talent. Winners from different countries will compete for the title and for $1 million. Yup, World’s Got Talent. I just hope that midget entertainer from India does not enter, because he is a shoe-in. Granted it is a size 4 children’s, but still.

Someone has got some good sperm and this kid was probably born with a six-pack. Usher and new wife Tameka Foster are the proud parents of a new baby boy. The baby was reportedly born Monday night in an Atlanta hospital. The two are expected to be back home on Wednesday. The two announced the pregnancy in June, and in September Usher told the magazine that they were expecting a boy. The name of the baby hasn’t been made public, but sources say the couple planned to name the boy Usher Raymond V. I just hope he does not turn out to be a giant Mary.

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And finally, my favorite Wino, Amy Winehouse has been forced to cancel the remainder of her troubled U.K. tour by doctors - because the strain of her husband BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL’s incarceration has rendered the volatile singer unable to perform. The Back To Black star - whose performances have been plagued by reports of fans storming out over her incoherent singing and delayed start times - abandoned her tour crew on Monday night after her gig in Brighton, England, and headed back to London in a taxi. She was due to play a concert in Bournemouth on the south coast of Britain on Tuesday night. Amy please get the help you so need.

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Monday, November 26th, 2007

Happy Monday Kiddies, hope everyone had a relaxing Thanksgiving, and a big congrats goes out to Ty and Teresa.

TMZ.com claims Hulk Hogan and wife Linda were separated for months before last week’s divorce filing, and even filmed part of their television reality show while split. Hogan’s wife has reportedly been trying to repair the damage of her crumbling marriage for months - but was forced to file for divorce as a last resort. Linda Bollea submitted legal documents in Florida’s Pinellas County Court last week seeking a permanent separation from her husband, whose real name is Terry Bollea. The sports star was apparently “shocked” when informed of the split on Friday by a reporter from local newspaper the St. Petersburg Times. So whatcha gonna Hulkster when this divorce runs wild on you, and runs away with half your money?

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Things just got interesting on the Britney and K-Fed situation. They are both under investigation by the Los Angeles County Department of Child and Family Services, according to reports. The former couple are due back in court on Monday to continue child custody negotiations, and according to website TMZ.com, the DCFS will appeal to Commissioner Scott Gordon to open the files regarding the care of their young boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James. The department’s concerns are said to be “frivolous”, but the DCFS have a legal obligation to investigate any such claims. This is not the first time Spears has been investigated for child abuse by the DCFS - her former bodyguard Tony Barretto made an official complaint against the star in October, just one month after she was cleared of similar allegations from an anonymous tip-off. Could this anonymous person maybe be Britney’s mom? I think so.

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Quiet Riot singer Kevin DuBrow, was found dead in his Las Vegas home on Sunday. The singer recently celebrated his 52nd birthday. Quiet Riot drummer Frankie Banali, posted this statement on his web site: “I can’t even find words to say. Please respect my privacy as I mourn the passing and honor the memory of my dearest friend Kevin DuBrow.” Bassist Kelly Garni, has posted the following message on the late Quiet Riot’s guitarist Randy Rhoads’ web site: “I ask this to all of you not only for myself but for other friends and family. Wow, I thought they broke up years ago.

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It’s an mmmmbaby! Zac Hanson, the youngest of the brother singing group Hanson, and his wife Kate are expecting their first child in May, People reports. “I am utterly thrilled at the thought of becoming a father,” he says. “I can’t wait to meet this person.” Adds his wife Kate, “This is the most amazing time for us. It’s the most romantic thing we’ve ever done.” Well this is just MmmCrazy. Wasn’t Zac the one who looked like an MmmLady?

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And finally, American Idol winner Jordin Sparks was delighted to record a duet with Chris Brown recently - because she used to have a poster of the R’n'B hunk on her bedroom wall. The pair’s “No Air” duet features on her upcoming eponymous debut album, and Sparks admits she never thought she’d get to sing with her ideal man. Good for her. I never would have pegged Chris to be a chubby-chaser though. Who Knew.

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Britney is a whore.

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

Good morning Kiddies and I want to wish you all a Happy Senseless Turkey Day Eve!!! Anybody else ready to get their drink on tonight?  I sure as hell am!
 

Well first of all I know what I am thankful for.  I am thankful I am not Mr. Quaid.  Dennis Quaid’s new born twins were over medicated in the hospital yesterday. They are now in intensive care and fighting for their lives.  Wow, I mean at least he is not Randy Quaid.  That is a positive.  Oh I kid.
 

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The line up for Celebrity Apprentice (Starts January 3rd) was announced yesterday. Celebrities include Gene Simmons (Kiss), Stephen Baldwin (Usual Suspects), Vincent Pastore (Sopranos), Marilu Henner (Taxi), Carol Alt (Model), Trace Adkins (Country star), Tiffany Fallon (Playmate of the Year), Nadia Comaneci (Olympic gymnastics guru), Neley Galan (Former Telemundo President), Jennie Finch (Softball Star), Tito Ortiz (Ultimate Fighting Champion), Lennox Lewis (Boxing Star), Piers Morgan (America’s Got Talent judge).  How come they use that title of celebrity for Tito Ortiz, Piers Morgan, and Jennie Finch?  The only real celebrities are Big Pussy and Stephen Baldwin.  And they are level C celebrities at that.  That is one reality show I will not be watching.
 

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The plastic surgeon that operated on Kanye West’s mother the day before she died sensationally walked off talk show Larry King Live - out of “respect” for the rapper’s family.  Dr. Jan Adams initially agreed to speak with the popular show host to clear up what he deemed inaccurate reports about him in the press.  But upon arriving at the studio on Tuesday, Adams admitted West’s family had asked him not to appear on the show.  Appearing after the first commercial break, he told King, “I have a tremendous amount of love and respect for the West family and they have asked me not to go on. And I’ve said from the very beginning, I don’t have a side in this. They are my side and so I’m going to respect their wishes.”  As Adams got up from his chair to shake King’s hand, removing his earpiece, the TV host asked whether the surgeon would ever answer questions surrounding Donda West’s death.  Adams said, “When they’re comfortable, then I’ll be comfortable. If they’re never comfortable, then I’ll never be comfortable.”  What about instead of going on Larry King, you just take a long walk off a short pier.  That would definitely make the world a better place.
 

Jennie Garth can now cha-cha her way back home.   Despite receiving high scores the night before, she and her partner Derek Hough were eliminated on Dancing with the Stars last night.   She teared up while watching the montage of her dancing journey over the past nine weeks.   “My family was so supportive, with me all the way. I taught my daughters such a valuable lesson,” said she said. “I really didn’t think I could do it at the beginning. I was doubting myself thinking what am I doing? But to work it out and stick to it is a valuable lesson not only for me but my girls, too.”   Oh Kelly Taylor.  Go cuddle in the loving strong arms of Mr. Dylan McKay. 
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Actress Mary-Kate Olsen is recovering in a New York hospital after undergoing emergency surgery for a kidney infection.  The 21-year-old was forced to watch the season finale of her hit TV show Weeds from a hospital bed after being hospitalized on Monday.  Olsen’s representative Nicole Caruso says the star is “resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so.”  The former child star recently said she was in good health following her 2004 stint in Utah’s Cirque Lodge to treat an eating disorder.  Didn’t Lindsay Lohan also get admitted with that same thing a few years back?
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1 more story to report than I am out the get my sausage stuffing making on.  You have to read the article in Us Weekly about Britney Spears! Remember how Britney used to say that she was going to wait until marriage to lose her virginity? Then she said she lost it to Justin Timberlake. Well, according to this article she lost it when she was 14!!!  Wow, 14.  I know she was a two-bit whore, but this just puts the icing on the cake.  Woot-Woot.
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Idol Nation

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Happy Monday kiddies, and away I go. Gobble Gobble Happy Turkey Week.

The American Music Awards were last night and American Idol had a strong influence. Carrie Underwood and Chris Daugherty took home three awards each. Rihanna won for Best Soul and R&B Female Artist. Fergie won Best Pop Rock Female Artist. Wow, I want to congratulate America for making right decisions when it comes to American Idol. Except for that whole Fantasia bullshit.  

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An arrest warrant has been issued for Heroes star Hayden Panettiere in Japan. She supposedly swam in to the ocean with some activists friends and tried to prevent local fisherman from killing a group of dolphins. She is being charged with obstruction of commerce. You Sob’s better not arrest her. She will become someone’s bitch in jail.

 

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Heidi Montag is starting her own clothing line to compete with her former friend Lauren Conrad. Heidi, listen up. You better not mess with LC or her clothing line. She is better off without you in her life.

 

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The youngest member of The Jonas Brothers, wasn’t so quick on his feet during the trio’s American Music Award performance of “SOS” on Sunday. As screaming fans stampeded to the stage of the Nokia Theater L.A. LIVE, the sibling band appeared behind shattered glass frames - but the big opening seemed to knock singer Joe Jonas off balance. He tripped on the frame and stumbled to his knees as the trio walked towards their microphones. Ironically, the song the boys picked to perform, “SOS,” featured the repeated line, ‘It’s like I’m walking on broken glass’. But that didn’t stop the love-struck fans. The band’s burly bodyguard was forced to remove two over-zealous young female fans who managed to get up onto the stage. Wow, how Ironic, dontcha think? It’s like rain on a rainy day.

 

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Talk about child proof. After being alerted by Kevin Federline’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan, that Spears ran a red light with her two sons in the car last week, a judge ruled that the pop star is no longer permitted to drive with the children, TMZ.com reports. The sealed order came after a 90-minute hearing with both Spears’ and Federline’s lawyers. I guess there is now a Driving Miss. Britney.

 

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Dancing with the Stars contestant Marie Osmond tells Larry King Wednesday that her teenage son Michael has entered a rehab facility last week. “My son Michael is an amazing young man, shown through his courage in facing his issues,” she said in a statement. “As his mother, I couldn’t be more proud of him. The press and public have always been kind and gracious in the past and I know they will continue to respect our privacy during this time.” She did not specify the reason for his rehab stay. Michael, 16, is one of Osmond’s eight children. Suitey, it is definitely time to get your tubes tied. 8 is more than enough.

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And finally, Mother-to-be Nicole Richie celebrated the impending birth of her baby by holding a baby shower on Sunday. The star, who is expecting her first child with Joel Madden from Good Charlotte, invited around 90 well-wishers to the Beverly Hills, California event hosted by her mother Brenda, and organized by her sister Sophia and pals Paris Hilton and Masha Gordon. Although Richie has not revealed the sex of her child, one guest presented the 26-year-old with baby boy sneakers and a maternity T-shirt emblazoned with a picture of a boy on the front. Ritchie’s baby is due in January next year. I sure as hell hope for the baby’s sake that he can feast on a 85 pound mother.

 

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Dr. Death

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Happy Wednesday Kiddies and away I go.

An autopsy performed on the body of Kanye West’s late mother Donda has failed to reveal the cause of death. Experts are now relying on the results of extensive toxicology tests which may be able to provide valuable clues in the investigation into the death of Dr Donda West, who passed away on Saturday. A spokesman for the Los Angeles County Coroner’s office says it could now be several weeks before an official conclusion is reached. Wow this story is just getting more and more bizarre. We’re learning a lot more now about the Doctor that performed the surgeries on Kanye West Mom. Dr. Jan Adams has been sued for malpractice at least twice and as recent as two weeks ago when a woman claimed he not only operated on her, but he also got her drunk and pregnant! He also has a couple of DUI’s on his record and a restraining order.

K-Fed is fed up. Mark Vincent Kaplan, Kevin Federline’s lawyer, has requested another emergency custody hearing this week. Spears’ ex-husband and Kaplan became concerned when footage surfaced of the pop star allegedly running a red light in Los Angeles on November 8 with a court-appointed monitor and sons Sean Preston and Jayden James in the car. Federline’s legal team has previously insisted that the singer not be allowed to drive with the children in the car. However, Spears is fighting back. “Ms. Spears was being mobbed by paparazzi at the time,” her attorney Sorrell Trope tells People. “She was distracted. This was not blatant irresponsible driving on her part.” Trope declined to comment on recent reports that the Blackout star recently tested positive for amphetamines. Oh that Britney. I swear these two were not going to last. kf

Somewhere, a tween you know cried when she couldn’t get a ticket to the Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana concert. But now someone is doing something about it, People reports. According to the lawsuit filed by the U.S. District Court for the Middle District of Tennessee against Interactive Media Marketing and Smiley Miley Inc., the companies allegedly promised concert tickets to the Disney star’s upcoming “Best of Both Worlds Tour,” even though they knew there weren’t enough tickets for the members. “They deceptively lured thousands of individuals into purchasing memberships into the Miley Cyrus fan club, and that’s why we’re suing,” says attorney Rob Pierce. Damn that Hanna Montana and her dad Billy Ray. They are scheming us fans, preventing us to go to the show.

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Amy Winehouse was left furious on Tuesday after a visiting pass to see incarcerated husband Blake Fielder-Civil BLAKE was handed to his mother. The “Rehab” hit maker was hoping to see Fielder-Civil in Pentonville Prison, north London, but his mother Georgette took the day’s only permitted visit. And the incident has reportedly sparked a feud between Winehouse and her in-laws. A source tells British newspaper The Sun, “Amy was devastated when she heard Blake’s mum booked herself in for the jail visit as Amy was desperate to see him. I totally wanted to be a fly on the wall for that interaction.

And finally, some good news to report. Justin Timberlake will host a PGA Tour stop in Vegas. Timberlake will host the event and it will be renamed to the Justin Timberlake, Shriners Hospitals for Children Open. Justin I want to thank you for manning up and doing the right thing for a fantastic charity.

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Kayne’s Drama

Monday, November 12th, 2007

Happy Monday Kiddies and away I go.

Ya’ll know I hate kicking off exciting posts with upsetting stories, but it is unfortunately big news. Access Hollywood and TMZ.com are reporting that a week prior to Donda West’s medical procedure, Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Andre Aboolian refused to perform a tummy tuck and breast reduction due to a medical condition and requested medical clearance before performing surgery. Donda allegedly ignored Aboolian’s orders and had the procedure anyway, but not by Aboolian. Lt. Fred Corral said Monday that preliminary information from Centinela Freeman Regional Medical Center, where she died on Saturday, indicates that her death is the result of “complications of surgery.” Wow, that sucks. I had some elective cosmetic surgery done a few years ago, and a morning does not go by when I am not thrilled I did it, but that is scary.

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Elizabeth Hasselback from The View has given birth to a son. ‘The View’ host called in to the talk show Monday morning to announce his name. Joking that she was in labor for “forever … at least four or five thousand hours,” Elisabeth Hasselback told the ladies of The View Monday that her son’s name is Taylor Thomas. She and her husband Tim said hello to their first son (they have a daughter, Grace, 2,) Friday in Arizona. Wasn’t that the name of one of the kids on Home Improvement?

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London papers are reporting that Prince Harry, 23, and his longtime girlfriend Chelsy Davy, have split. Reports suggest that the 23-year-old law student became agitated with the prince’s wild party habits. “She kept saying she needed to take some time out to re-establish herself,” London’s The Mail reported Sunday. “She still loves him, but she feels she needs to carve an identity as her own person rather than as Prince Harry’s girlfriend.” The source also told the paper, “This is not an over-for-good situation.” Eh she was no Kate Middleton. Wow, she is a looker.

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Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake Fielder-Civil has been arrested over an alleged $400,000 plot to fix a trial. The arrest came hours after police used a battering ram to smash down the door and raided the couple’s London home on Thursday. A spokesman for Winehouse denies drugs are involved in the investigation. Fielder-Civil, 25, is being held by police at a North London police station on suspicion of perverting the course of justice with three other men ages 19, 22 and 25. And to think I thought Wino was the unstable one in that relationship.

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And finally, The New York Post is reporting that poptart Mandy Moore was on a date over the weekend with Friends star Matthew Perry. “He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived,” a source tells Page Six. “He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lot the whole time. I guess both their love lives were DOA. Oh that old gag.

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J-lo has that J-Glow

Thursday, November 8th, 2007

Happy Thursday my loyal minions and away I go. BTW, my life will be complete tomorrow night. When I finally see BON FLIPPIN JOVI live in concert. After all my years in radio, I never had this opportunity, but I am totally ready for it.

Jennifer Lopes has finally pulled a Christina Aguleria and confirmed what we have known for weeks, that she is Preggers with Marc Anthony’s baby. The singer had denied reports of baby rumors for weeks, and was outed by her costume designer pal Roberto Cavalli last month, when he explained how difficult it was creating outfits for a mom-to-be. Speculation was further fueled when Lopez cancelled upcoming concerts in San Diego and Puerto Rico over unspecified “scheduling conflict;” but the singer had refused to officially confirm she was pregnant until Wednesday night. Well Duh, I knew it for like 4 weeks now. Good for her though. She definitely did have a pregnant glow to her.

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Mr. Kevin Spears’ lawyer has accused his client’s ex-wife, Britney Spears, of failing to comply with court-ordered drug tests. During an emergency hearing Thursday, Federline’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, said that Spears lives in a “parallel universe” and claims she has not responded to eight of 14 random drug test requests. Britney must follow an earlier court order to undergo mandatory drug and alcohol tests and well as attend joint parenting sessions with Federline. However Spears’ lawyer, Anne Kiley, argued that the previous court order was “unconstitutional” and that her client didn’t respond to the lab phone calls because she was sleeping. Oh come on random drug tests my ass, just let Britney live her life and leave her alone.

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Grab your Kleenex because this story is so damn funny it’ll make you cry. Actor Mickey Rourke was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence in Florida on Thursday morning. The ‘Sin City’ star - real name Philip Andre Rourke Jr. - had just left a Miami Beach nightclub with an unnamed woman at around 4am when he was busted for making an illegal turn on his Vespa scooter - right in front of a policeman. A paparazzo who witnessed the incident tells TMZ.com, “They… crossed Washington Avenue to go to his scooter. They both got on it, and he did a U-turn to go north. He was pulled over within a block. HAAAAAAAAA. This is just classic. Way to man up there Mickey and try to outrun a cop car on your scooter.

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2 more stories to report than I am going to get some dinner in my belly. George Clooney and romance icon Fabio stunned diners at Hollywood’s swanky Madeo restaurant on Friday, when they exchanged fighting words. Fabio was dining with friends when one started taking photos close to a table Clooney was sharing with his girlfriend Sarah Larson. According to In Touch Weekly magazine, Clooney thought the photographer was trying to take shots of him and asked her to stop - a request which annoyed his fellow diner. The magazine reports Fabio went over to Clooney’s table to explain, but the conversation became heated, and Fabio was overheard telling Clooney, “I thought you were a nice guy. Stop being a diva!” The encounter prompted angry Clooney to stand up and approach Fabio. I think my money would be on Fabio in a fight though. He is kind of girly, and a big Mary, but seriously he is jacked.

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And finally, Avril is gearing up for a 2008 North American tour with special guests, Boys Like Girls, Live Nation announced. “I can’t wait to get back out on the road,!” Lavigne said in a statement. “I have the most fun when I am performing for the fans. I think that energy comes through in my live show.” The Best Damn Tour follows the enormous success of her third studio album and second consecutive No. 1 debut, ‘Best Damn Thing.’ Does anyone else think that Miss Avril is getting a little too big for her britches. I mean come on now…The Best Damn Tour? Seriously.

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Love on the dance floor

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

Happy Monday Bitches, I mean Tuesday. Sorry I was busy last night and didn’t get a chance to post an update but I was up to some shady business.

The Writers Strike made an immediate effect last night when Letterman, Leno, Conan, and more all went in to re-runs last night. Jay Leno joined writers out on the picket lines yesterday supporting them. Also joining the writers on the picket line, Tina Fey and Seth Myers from Saturday Night Live, which will go into re-runs starting this weekend. Sitcoms in front of the studio audiences will be hit this week as well. Bitches better not mess with my SNL. It has been really good this season.

Shia Labeouf was arrested over the weekend for not leaving Walgreen’s when he was asked to leave. A security guard supposedly told Shia to leave after he appeared drunk but Shia refused. Shia Labeouf? More like Shia LaBonehead. Oh how Lindsay Lohan of you drunk in public. Come on now.

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TV star Duane “Dog Chapman” is “not a racist,” according to his eldest son Christopher.  Chapman Sr., star of reality show Dog The Bounty Hunter, has been embroiled in controversy after he was heard referring to his other son Tucker’s black girlfriend as a “whore” and a “n**ger” in a tape recording - which was then sold to the National Enquirer.  But Christopher - the eldest of Chapman Sr.’s nine children - has defended his father against the allegations. He tells TMZ.com, “My dad has never been like that. I’ve heard him say the ‘N’ word once or twice, but never to where he’s been a racist person at all. Oh good for him. I knew he had it in him.

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She may have got the boot last week on Dancing With the Stars, but it looks like Sabrina Bryan has had more luck in the romance department. The star has revealed to TVGuide.com that her chemistry with partner Mark Ballas goes beyond the dancefloor. “We’re going out tomorrow,” the 23-year-old said on Saturday. “[Mark]’s taking me out for a surprise this weekend and he won’t tell me what it is. He’s joking that it’s our first date because we’ve always hung out, millions of times, millions of dinners. But this is different.” Now there is Mario and Katrina and Sabrina and Mark. I wonder who is next, Cheryl and Drew Lachey?

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Beloved TV personality Rosie O’Donnell is reportedly planning to take on CNN’s Larry King - with a new talk show. O’Donnell is in talks to front a new prime-time program for MSNBC, which will air at the same time as Larry King Live, according to The New York Times. It’ll be O’Donnell’s first show since she quit daytime talk show The View in May. That’s right kiddies I said Beloved. I do love my Rosie.

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2 more stories to report, and then I am tapped. ‘High School Musical 3′ is all systems go - stars Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale have signed on for the second sequel.  Amid reports Disney bosses wouldn’t welcome Hudgens back after nude photos of her appeared online, the pretty brunette was the first castmate to sign up for the film, closely followed by Tisdale. The news follows a hold-out by the leading castmates, but now all of them are expected to return for ‘High School Musical 3.’ Hudgens’ real-life boyfriend Zac Efron is expected to sign on for the third film and a publicist representing Corbin Bleu and Monique Coleman tell Us Weekly magazine the pair is in final negotiations to join the movie, which will be the first ‘High School Musical’ to have a national theatrical release. Oh thank God. I have been gripping my Sharpey sheets tight for that announcement.

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And finally, in the well duh category, Christina Aguleria has finally confirmed reports she is expecting a baby with husband Jordan Bratman. The singer has previously refused to comment on the status of her bulging belly, despite her father Fausto Aguilera and her pal Paris Hilton letting slip about the 26-year-old’s happy news earlier this year. The couple has also been spotted shopping at baby boutiques in Los Angeles on numerous occasions in recent weeks. Even Helen Keller knew she was pregnant. And she is dead.

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Dog The Racial Bounty Hunter

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

Happy Thursday and Happy Birthday to Will. Away I go. Sorry, about the lack of updates this week, I have been busy.

Uh-oh, something is wrong. Nicole Scherzinger’s debut CD is now being pushed back to 2008 due to poor performances by her two singles. She is supposedly is going to go back in to the studio and make a whole new album!!!!! Wow, the entire album. At least Britney’s album is selling well, and she is a drunken mess.

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A&E announced yesterday that they are stopping production on Dog, The Bounty Hunter after the main character, Duane Dog Chapman, was caught on tape yelling at his son about dating a young black girl, using racial slurs. So what is the deal with celebrities (Michael Richards and Mel Gibson) dropping the N word as if it was your job?

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Speaking of Britney Spears, she was given three supervised visits a week with her kids. The Parental Monitor told the court yesterday that Britney has had no interaction with her kids. Maybe this is the best thing for her. Take her kids away, let her get her act together, and take it from there.

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Former Cheetah Girl Sabrina was voted off Dancing With The Stars last night. Tom Bergeron announced last night that Jane Seymour wasn’t there due to food poisoning. So tell me this. Why is Marie Osmond still on the show? Beats the Hell out of me.

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Weird celebrity couple update. Ashley Olsen has been spotted spending some quality time with cycling champion Lance Armstrong, sparking rumors of a romance. The unlikely couple - with 15 years between them - enjoyed an intimate evening at the Gramercy Park Hotel bar in New York City on Monday night, according to reports. A source tells PageSix.com, “They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2am.” Wow, Good for him. I would go there.

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The publicist for Heather Mills, has quit over television interviews she gave accusing the media of branding her a “whore” and “gold digger.” The outburst by the charity worker and former model, which made front-page news in British tabloids on Thursday, was a mistake, according to Phil Hall. “It was definitely the wrong thing to do,” said Hall, hired by Mills in 2006 when she and McCartney announced their split. The couple married in 2002 and have a daughter, Beatrice. I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but she ain’t hanging with no broke (insert the Dog The Bounty Hunter’s favorite word here”

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I think this might make him the worst gay guy ever. Lance Bass once married a girlfriend for fun - because they wanted to get free alcohol. The former NSYNC’er who is openly gay - admits he had a quickie wedding in Las Vegas in “1999 or 2000″ with a girl who was “just a friend” - but their attempts to get free booze failed miserably. He tells E! News, “People do stupid things in the heat of the moment. I’ve been in Vegas where I’ve gotten married for like five minutes, but no one talks about it, though. I am still amazed that he dating ‘Pangers from Boy Meets World for a couple of years.

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And finally, Fall Out Boy star Pete Wentz broke his foot during a performance in Louisiana. The bassist, 28, was playing at the Voodoo Music Experience festival in New Orleans on October 28 when he injured himself. But Wentz has vowed not to cancel any shows.  He says, “For anyone who was at the Voodoo Fest, you got to see me jump around. I ended up breaking the bone that connects my shin to my foot.

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