Archive for November, 2007

Thank God She Didn’t Do It Again

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

Happy Wednesday Kiddies and away I go.

In Touch magazine is reporting that the mom of two is pregnant with her third child and the father is music producer, J.R. Rotem. The mag’s story quotes Rotem saying, “It’s true.” However, Spears pal Sam Lufti denied these rumors in a text message to Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS FM radio show Wednesday. “It’s BS,” he said. “Don’t know who made it up. J.R. doesn’t even know what’s up. It’s fake. Completely fake.” I am back to the stage where I feel bad for Britney. My fall from grace Britney stage is officially over.Br Well I might seem a little groggy today. The reason why? I was up late last night to see Helio Castroneves win Dancing With The Stars. He was total money.

Well I might seem a little groggy today. The reason why? I was up late last night to see Helio Castroneves win Dancing With The Stars. He was total money.The professional dancer who led racing driver Helio Castroneves to victory on reality contest ‘Dancing With The Stars’ on Tuesday has landed her own record deal. Two-time-winner show winner Julianne Hough fought bronchitis to compete in the final stages of the TV competition – and all her hard work has paid off. Hours before she claimed the top prize, Hough signed a deal with Universal Records and plans to record a country album in Nashville, Tennessee. Good for her. She is totally HOT. Big Fan, Big Fan.

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Simon Cowell is going global with the talent competition. He is a creating a new show called, The Worlds Got Talent. Winners from different countries will compete for the title and for $1 million. Yup, World’s Got Talent. I just hope that midget entertainer from India does not enter, because he is a shoe-in. Granted it is a size 4 children’s, but still.

Someone has got some good sperm and this kid was probably born with a six-pack. Usher and new wife Tameka Foster are the proud parents of a new baby boy. The baby was reportedly born Monday night in an Atlanta hospital. The two are expected to be back home on Wednesday. The two announced the pregnancy in June, and in September Usher told the magazine that they were expecting a boy. The name of the baby hasn’t been made public, but sources say the couple planned to name the boy Usher Raymond V. I just hope he does not turn out to be a giant Mary.

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And finally, my favorite Wino, Amy Winehouse has been forced to cancel the remainder of her troubled U.K. tour by doctors – because the strain of her husband BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL’s incarceration has rendered the volatile singer unable to perform. The Back To Black star – whose performances have been plagued by reports of fans storming out over her incoherent singing and delayed start times – abandoned her tour crew on Monday night after her gig in Brighton, England, and headed back to London in a taxi. She was due to play a concert in Bournemouth on the south coast of Britain on Tuesday night. Amy please get the help you so need.

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Monday, November 26th, 2007

Happy Monday Kiddies, hope everyone had a relaxing Thanksgiving, and a big congrats goes out to Ty and Teresa.

TMZ.com claims Hulk Hogan and wife Linda were separated for months before last week’s divorce filing, and even filmed part of their television reality show while split. Hogan’s wife has reportedly been trying to repair the damage of her crumbling marriage for months – but was forced to file for divorce as a last resort. Linda Bollea submitted legal documents in Florida’s Pinellas County Court last week seeking a permanent separation from her husband, whose real name is Terry Bollea. The sports star was apparently “shocked” when informed of the split on Friday by a reporter from local newspaper the St. Petersburg Times. So whatcha gonna Hulkster when this divorce runs wild on you, and runs away with half your money?

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Things just got interesting on the Britney and K-Fed situation. They are both under investigation by the Los Angeles County Department of Child and Family Services, according to reports. The former couple are due back in court on Monday to continue child custody negotiations, and according to website TMZ.com, the DCFS will appeal to Commissioner Scott Gordon to open the files regarding the care of their young boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James. The department’s concerns are said to be “frivolous”, but the DCFS have a legal obligation to investigate any such claims. This is not the first time Spears has been investigated for child abuse by the DCFS – her former bodyguard Tony Barretto made an official complaint against the star in October, just one month after she was cleared of similar allegations from an anonymous tip-off. Could this anonymous person maybe be Britney’s mom? I think so.

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Quiet Riot singer Kevin DuBrow, was found dead in his Las Vegas home on Sunday. The singer recently celebrated his 52nd birthday. Quiet Riot drummer Frankie Banali, posted this statement on his web site: “I can’t even find words to say. Please respect my privacy as I mourn the passing and honor the memory of my dearest friend Kevin DuBrow.” Bassist Kelly Garni, has posted the following message on the late Quiet Riot’s guitarist Randy Rhoads’ web site: “I ask this to all of you not only for myself but for other friends and family. Wow, I thought they broke up years ago.

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It’s an mmmmbaby! Zac Hanson, the youngest of the brother singing group Hanson, and his wife Kate are expecting their first child in May, People reports. “I am utterly thrilled at the thought of becoming a father,” he says. “I can’t wait to meet this person.” Adds his wife Kate, “This is the most amazing time for us. It’s the most romantic thing we’ve ever done.” Well this is just MmmCrazy. Wasn’t Zac the one who looked like an MmmLady?

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And finally, American Idol winner Jordin Sparks was delighted to record a duet with Chris Brown recently – because she used to have a poster of the R’n'B hunk on her bedroom wall. The pair’s “No Air” duet features on her upcoming eponymous debut album, and Sparks admits she never thought she’d get to sing with her ideal man. Good for her. I never would have pegged Chris to be a chubby-chaser though. Who Knew.

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Britney is a whore.

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

Good morning Kiddies and I want to wish you all a Happy Senseless Turkey Day Eve!!! Anybody else ready to get their drink on tonight?  I sure as hell am!
 

Well first of all I know what I am thankful for.  I am thankful I am not Mr. Quaid.  Dennis Quaid’s new born twins were over medicated in the hospital yesterday. They are now in intensive care and fighting for their lives.  Wow, I mean at least he is not Randy Quaid.  That is a positive.  Oh I kid.
 

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The line up for Celebrity Apprentice (Starts January 3rd) was announced yesterday. Celebrities include Gene Simmons (Kiss), Stephen Baldwin (Usual Suspects), Vincent Pastore (Sopranos), Marilu Henner (Taxi), Carol Alt (Model), Trace Adkins (Country star), Tiffany Fallon (Playmate of the Year), Nadia Comaneci (Olympic gymnastics guru), Neley Galan (Former Telemundo President), Jennie Finch (Softball Star), Tito Ortiz (Ultimate Fighting Champion), Lennox Lewis (Boxing Star), Piers Morgan (America’s Got Talent judge).  How come they use that title of celebrity for Tito Ortiz, Piers Morgan, and Jennie Finch?  The only real celebrities are Big Pussy and Stephen Baldwin.  And they are level C celebrities at that.  That is one reality show I will not be watching.
 

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The plastic surgeon that operated on Kanye West’s mother the day before she died sensationally walked off talk show Larry King Live – out of “respect” for the rapper’s family.  Dr. Jan Adams initially agreed to speak with the popular show host to clear up what he deemed inaccurate reports about him in the press.  But upon arriving at the studio on Tuesday, Adams admitted West’s family had asked him not to appear on the show.  Appearing after the first commercial break, he told King, “I have a tremendous amount of love and respect for the West family and they have asked me not to go on. And I’ve said from the very beginning, I don’t have a side in this. They are my side and so I’m going to respect their wishes.”  As Adams got up from his chair to shake King’s hand, removing his earpiece, the TV host asked whether the surgeon would ever answer questions surrounding Donda West’s death.  Adams said, “When they’re comfortable, then I’ll be comfortable. If they’re never comfortable, then I’ll never be comfortable.”  What about instead of going on Larry King, you just take a long walk off a short pier.  That would definitely make the world a better place.
 

Jennie Garth can now cha-cha her way back home.   Despite receiving high scores the night before, she and her partner Derek Hough were eliminated on Dancing with the Stars last night.   She teared up while watching the montage of her dancing journey over the past nine weeks.   “My family was so supportive, with me all the way. I taught my daughters such a valuable lesson,” said she said. “I really didn’t think I could do it at the beginning. I was doubting myself thinking what am I doing? But to work it out and stick to it is a valuable lesson not only for me but my girls, too.”   Oh Kelly Taylor.  Go cuddle in the loving strong arms of Mr. Dylan McKay. 
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Actress Mary-Kate Olsen is recovering in a New York hospital after undergoing emergency surgery for a kidney infection.  The 21-year-old was forced to watch the season finale of her hit TV show Weeds from a hospital bed after being hospitalized on Monday.  Olsen’s representative Nicole Caruso says the star is “resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so.”  The former child star recently said she was in good health following her 2004 stint in Utah’s Cirque Lodge to treat an eating disorder.  Didn’t Lindsay Lohan also get admitted with that same thing a few years back?
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1 more story to report than I am out the get my sausage stuffing making on.  You have to read the article in Us Weekly about Britney Spears! Remember how Britney used to say that she was going to wait until marriage to lose her virginity? Then she said she lost it to Justin Timberlake. Well, according to this article she lost it when she was 14!!!  Wow, 14.  I know she was a two-bit whore, but this just puts the icing on the cake.  Woot-Woot.
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