Good morning Kiddies and I want to wish you all a Happy Senseless Turkey Day Eve!!! Anybody else ready to get their drink on tonight? I sure as hell am!
Well first of all I know what I am thankful for. I am thankful I am not Mr. Quaid. Dennis Quaid’s new born twins were over medicated in the hospital yesterday. They are now in intensive care and fighting for their lives. Wow, I mean at least he is not Randy Quaid. That is a positive. Oh I kid.
The line up for Celebrity Apprentice (Starts January 3rd) was announced yesterday. Celebrities include Gene Simmons (Kiss), Stephen Baldwin (Usual Suspects), Vincent Pastore (Sopranos), Marilu Henner (Taxi), Carol Alt (Model), Trace Adkins (Country star), Tiffany Fallon (Playmate of the Year), Nadia Comaneci (Olympic gymnastics guru), Neley Galan (Former Telemundo President), Jennie Finch (Softball Star), Tito Ortiz (Ultimate Fighting Champion), Lennox Lewis (Boxing Star), Piers Morgan (America’s Got Talent judge). How come they use that title of celebrity for Tito Ortiz, Piers Morgan, and Jennie Finch? The only real celebrities are Big Pussy and Stephen Baldwin. And they are level C celebrities at that. That is one reality show I will not be watching.
The plastic surgeon that operated on Kanye West’s mother the day before she died sensationally walked off talk show Larry King Live – out of “respect” for the rapper’s family. Dr. Jan Adams initially agreed to speak with the popular show host to clear up what he deemed inaccurate reports about him in the press. But upon arriving at the studio on Tuesday, Adams admitted West’s family had asked him not to appear on the show. Appearing after the first commercial break, he told King, “I have a tremendous amount of love and respect for the West family and they have asked me not to go on. And I’ve said from the very beginning, I don’t have a side in this. They are my side and so I’m going to respect their wishes.” As Adams got up from his chair to shake King’s hand, removing his earpiece, the TV host asked whether the surgeon would ever answer questions surrounding Donda West’s death. Adams said, “When they’re comfortable, then I’ll be comfortable. If they’re never comfortable, then I’ll never be comfortable.” What about instead of going on Larry King, you just take a long walk off a short pier. That would definitely make the world a better place.
Jennie Garth can now cha-cha her way back home. Despite receiving high scores the night before, she and her partner Derek Hough were eliminated on Dancing with the Stars last night. She teared up while watching the montage of her dancing journey over the past nine weeks. “My family was so supportive, with me all the way. I taught my daughters such a valuable lesson,” said she said. “I really didn’t think I could do it at the beginning. I was doubting myself thinking what am I doing? But to work it out and stick to it is a valuable lesson not only for me but my girls, too.” Oh Kelly Taylor. Go cuddle in the loving strong arms of Mr. Dylan McKay.
Actress Mary-Kate Olsen is recovering in a New York hospital after undergoing emergency surgery for a kidney infection. The 21-year-old was forced to watch the season finale of her hit TV show Weeds from a hospital bed after being hospitalized on Monday. Olsen’s representative Nicole Caruso says the star is “resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so.” The former child star recently said she was in good health following her 2004 stint in Utah’s Cirque Lodge to treat an eating disorder. Didn’t Lindsay Lohan also get admitted with that same thing a few years back?
1 more story to report than I am out the get my sausage stuffing making on. You have to read the article in Us Weekly about Britney Spears! Remember how Britney used to say that she was going to wait until marriage to lose her virginity? Then she said she lost it to Justin Timberlake. Well, according to this article she lost it when she was 14!!! Wow, 14. I know she was a two-bit whore, but this just puts the icing on the cake. Woot-Woot.
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