Archive for November, 2007

Idol Nation

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Happy Monday kiddies, and away I go. Gobble Gobble Happy Turkey Week.

The American Music Awards were last night and American Idol had a strong influence. Carrie Underwood and Chris Daugherty took home three awards each. Rihanna won for Best Soul and R&B Female Artist. Fergie won Best Pop Rock Female Artist. Wow, I want to congratulate America for making right decisions when it comes to American Idol. Except for that whole Fantasia bullshit.  

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An arrest warrant has been issued for Heroes star Hayden Panettiere in Japan. She supposedly swam in to the ocean with some activists friends and tried to prevent local fisherman from killing a group of dolphins. She is being charged with obstruction of commerce. You Sob’s better not arrest her. She will become someone’s bitch in jail.

 

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Heidi Montag is starting her own clothing line to compete with her former friend Lauren Conrad. Heidi, listen up. You better not mess with LC or her clothing line. She is better off without you in her life.

 

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The youngest member of The Jonas Brothers, wasn’t so quick on his feet during the trio’s American Music Award performance of “SOS” on Sunday. As screaming fans stampeded to the stage of the Nokia Theater L.A. LIVE, the sibling band appeared behind shattered glass frames – but the big opening seemed to knock singer Joe Jonas off balance. He tripped on the frame and stumbled to his knees as the trio walked towards their microphones. Ironically, the song the boys picked to perform, “SOS,” featured the repeated line, ‘It’s like I’m walking on broken glass’. But that didn’t stop the love-struck fans. The band’s burly bodyguard was forced to remove two over-zealous young female fans who managed to get up onto the stage. Wow, how Ironic, dontcha think? It’s like rain on a rainy day.

 

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Talk about child proof. After being alerted by Kevin Federline’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan, that Spears ran a red light with her two sons in the car last week, a judge ruled that the pop star is no longer permitted to drive with the children, TMZ.com reports. The sealed order came after a 90-minute hearing with both Spears’ and Federline’s lawyers. I guess there is now a Driving Miss. Britney.

 

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Dancing with the Stars contestant Marie Osmond tells Larry King Wednesday that her teenage son Michael has entered a rehab facility last week. “My son Michael is an amazing young man, shown through his courage in facing his issues,” she said in a statement. “As his mother, I couldn’t be more proud of him. The press and public have always been kind and gracious in the past and I know they will continue to respect our privacy during this time.” She did not specify the reason for his rehab stay. Michael, 16, is one of Osmond’s eight children. Suitey, it is definitely time to get your tubes tied. 8 is more than enough.

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And finally, Mother-to-be Nicole Richie celebrated the impending birth of her baby by holding a baby shower on Sunday. The star, who is expecting her first child with Joel Madden from Good Charlotte, invited around 90 well-wishers to the Beverly Hills, California event hosted by her mother Brenda, and organized by her sister Sophia and pals Paris Hilton and Masha Gordon. Although Richie has not revealed the sex of her child, one guest presented the 26-year-old with baby boy sneakers and a maternity T-shirt emblazoned with a picture of a boy on the front. Ritchie’s baby is due in January next year. I sure as hell hope for the baby’s sake that he can feast on a 85 pound mother.

 

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Dr. Death

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Happy Wednesday Kiddies and away I go.

An autopsy performed on the body of Kanye West’s late mother Donda has failed to reveal the cause of death. Experts are now relying on the results of extensive toxicology tests which may be able to provide valuable clues in the investigation into the death of Dr Donda West, who passed away on Saturday. A spokesman for the Los Angeles County Coroner’s office says it could now be several weeks before an official conclusion is reached. Wow this story is just getting more and more bizarre. We’re learning a lot more now about the Doctor that performed the surgeries on Kanye West Mom. Dr. Jan Adams has been sued for malpractice at least twice and as recent as two weeks ago when a woman claimed he not only operated on her, but he also got her drunk and pregnant! He also has a couple of DUI’s on his record and a restraining order.

K-Fed is fed up. Mark Vincent Kaplan, Kevin Federline’s lawyer, has requested another emergency custody hearing this week. Spears’ ex-husband and Kaplan became concerned when footage surfaced of the pop star allegedly running a red light in Los Angeles on November 8 with a court-appointed monitor and sons Sean Preston and Jayden James in the car. Federline’s legal team has previously insisted that the singer not be allowed to drive with the children in the car. However, Spears is fighting back. “Ms. Spears was being mobbed by paparazzi at the time,” her attorney Sorrell Trope tells People. “She was distracted. This was not blatant irresponsible driving on her part.” Trope declined to comment on recent reports that the Blackout star recently tested positive for amphetamines. Oh that Britney. I swear these two were not going to last. kf

Somewhere, a tween you know cried when she couldn’t get a ticket to the Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana concert. But now someone is doing something about it, People reports. According to the lawsuit filed by the U.S. District Court for the Middle District of Tennessee against Interactive Media Marketing and Smiley Miley Inc., the companies allegedly promised concert tickets to the Disney star’s upcoming “Best of Both Worlds Tour,” even though they knew there weren’t enough tickets for the members. “They deceptively lured thousands of individuals into purchasing memberships into the Miley Cyrus fan club, and that’s why we’re suing,” says attorney Rob Pierce. Damn that Hanna Montana and her dad Billy Ray. They are scheming us fans, preventing us to go to the show.

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Amy Winehouse was left furious on Tuesday after a visiting pass to see incarcerated husband Blake Fielder-Civil BLAKE was handed to his mother. The “Rehab” hit maker was hoping to see Fielder-Civil in Pentonville Prison, north London, but his mother Georgette took the day’s only permitted visit. And the incident has reportedly sparked a feud between Winehouse and her in-laws. A source tells British newspaper The Sun, “Amy was devastated when she heard Blake’s mum booked herself in for the jail visit as Amy was desperate to see him. I totally wanted to be a fly on the wall for that interaction.

And finally, some good news to report. Justin Timberlake will host a PGA Tour stop in Vegas. Timberlake will host the event and it will be renamed to the Justin Timberlake, Shriners Hospitals for Children Open. Justin I want to thank you for manning up and doing the right thing for a fantastic charity.

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Kayne’s Drama

Monday, November 12th, 2007

Happy Monday Kiddies and away I go.

Ya’ll know I hate kicking off exciting posts with upsetting stories, but it is unfortunately big news. Access Hollywood and TMZ.com are reporting that a week prior to Donda West’s medical procedure, Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Andre Aboolian refused to perform a tummy tuck and breast reduction due to a medical condition and requested medical clearance before performing surgery. Donda allegedly ignored Aboolian’s orders and had the procedure anyway, but not by Aboolian. Lt. Fred Corral said Monday that preliminary information from Centinela Freeman Regional Medical Center, where she died on Saturday, indicates that her death is the result of “complications of surgery.” Wow, that sucks. I had some elective cosmetic surgery done a few years ago, and a morning does not go by when I am not thrilled I did it, but that is scary.

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Elizabeth Hasselback from The View has given birth to a son. ‘The View’ host called in to the talk show Monday morning to announce his name. Joking that she was in labor for “forever … at least four or five thousand hours,” Elisabeth Hasselback told the ladies of The View Monday that her son’s name is Taylor Thomas. She and her husband Tim said hello to their first son (they have a daughter, Grace, 2,) Friday in Arizona. Wasn’t that the name of one of the kids on Home Improvement?

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London papers are reporting that Prince Harry, 23, and his longtime girlfriend Chelsy Davy, have split. Reports suggest that the 23-year-old law student became agitated with the prince’s wild party habits. “She kept saying she needed to take some time out to re-establish herself,” London’s The Mail reported Sunday. “She still loves him, but she feels she needs to carve an identity as her own person rather than as Prince Harry’s girlfriend.” The source also told the paper, “This is not an over-for-good situation.” Eh she was no Kate Middleton. Wow, she is a looker.

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Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake Fielder-Civil has been arrested over an alleged $400,000 plot to fix a trial. The arrest came hours after police used a battering ram to smash down the door and raided the couple’s London home on Thursday. A spokesman for Winehouse denies drugs are involved in the investigation. Fielder-Civil, 25, is being held by police at a North London police station on suspicion of perverting the course of justice with three other men ages 19, 22 and 25. And to think I thought Wino was the unstable one in that relationship.

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And finally, The New York Post is reporting that poptart Mandy Moore was on a date over the weekend with Friends star Matthew Perry. “He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived,” a source tells Page Six. “He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lot the whole time. I guess both their love lives were DOA. Oh that old gag.

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