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Happy New Years Bitches and away I go.

This Wednesday Jay Leno, Conan, and Jimmy Kimmel return to TV but with out writers. Letterman and Craig Ferguson return but with writers. Oh thank God my Tivo will be able to record new episodes of Letterman. I have seen the one with Drew Barrymore flashing Dave multiple times now.

Yeah well this is quite exciting. Big buzz around the Jaime Lynn Spears pregnancy. Rumors are swirling that an executive at Nickelodeon is the father of her baby but paid off Casey Aldridge to take the fall. Don’t forget it is just a rumor! I would totally walk around pretending to be her baby’s daddy.

Comedienne Rosie O’Donnell has hit back after she was named the world’s most annoying celebrity – insisting all stars are irritating. The former talk show host won 44 per cent of the vote in the survey conducted by U.S. publication, Parade, with second place going to Paris Hilton. But O’Donnell is unimpressed by the dubious honor – despite agreeing with the sentiment of the poll. Seriously enough with the Rosie bashing. It is going to end here.

Former Saturday Night Live star Jimmy Fallon has married his long-term partner Nancy Juvonen in a ceremony in the Caribbean. The 30-year-old funnyman proposed to Juvonen, 40 – who co-owns Flower Films with Drew Barrymore – at her family home in New Hampshire in August. The couple exchanged vows in front of an intimate gathering of family and friends on Necker Island on Saturday. I wonder if Drew was a flower (films) girl.

OK 2 more stories to report than I am out the door to get ready for my New Years Party. Hollywood actress Nicole Kidman has denied she is expecting her first child with husband Keith Urban. The 40-year-old star and her musician partner were reported to have told their families over Christmas that they were having a baby. But a spokesman for Kidman insists she is not pregnant, telling British newspaper the Sunday Mirror, “As far as we are concerned it is another rumor.” Um is it just my understanding of the female body, but isn’t it bad to have a baby when you are 40? Like mad increased health risks? Oh whatever…Good for them.

And finally, What is Lily Allen’s 2008 fashion forecast? “Maternity dresses — big ones!” she tells Usmagazine.com. The British star, who is expecting her first child with boyfriend Ed Simons, tells the magazine’s web site that she is enjoying pregnancy. “It’s fantastic! I’m loving everything.” One thing she is not too fond of however, is raising her baby in the States. “Women there are too high maintenance!” she says. “I remember getting a manicure in New York, and this lady who was having a forearm wax — which I’d never even heard of before! — looked at me and said, ‘You will need one soon.’ “I was like, ‘No! What are you talking about?’ I bet she has the pregnant woman’s “smile.”

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Happy Thursday Kiddies and away I go. I know I updated last night, but a lot of stuff happened today that I need to report.

Actress Mischa Barton has been arrested for driving under the influence. She was released Thursday afternoon after she posted $10,000 bail. “During Ms. Barton’s detention, it was determined that she was an unlicensed driver and was driving while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage,” according to a police report. “Ms. Barton was arrested and transported to West Hollywood Sheriff’s station where the booking process was completed without incident.” The former The O.C. star was busted by Los Angeles police officers after they pulled her car over in West Hollywood at around 3am on Thursday. Ah anything to get back in the public eye. What’s next for her…Sex Tape?

Speaking of drunk celebrities, there was another celebrity DUI. Danielle Fishel, best known for her role as Boy Meets World hottie Topanga, was arrested Thursday morning for a drunken driving warrant in Newport Beach, Calif. According to the Associated Press, Fishel was arrested in a car she was in Thursday just before 5 a.m. by Newport Beach Sgt. James Rocker. FYI: Fishel, now 26, used to date former N’Sync member Lance Bass in 1999. She was 18, he was 20. Fishel shared on The Tyra Banks Show that she was heavily invested in the relationship, commenting that she was “so in love” with Lance. However, Bass ended the relationship a year later, after coming to terms with his sexuality. Hi-yo. This is just fantastic. Any other has-beens arrested as of late? Guess not.

Well I guess this makes me a little happier. Jessica Alba and her longtime boyfriend Cash Warren are engaged, her rep tells People. Earlier this month, the couple announced they are expecting a child. Not impressed. She is a hack of an actress. May they have a long life together or some crap like that.

Rosie O’Donnell has topped a new magazine poll to find the most annoying celebrity. O’Donnell won 44 percent of the vote – leading her closest contender, Paris Hilton, by 20 percent in the survey conducted by Parade magazine. American TV personality and author Ann Coulter came in third place with 16 percent, while Sir Paul McCartney’s estranged wife Heather Mills gained fourth place with 12 percent, and celebrity blogger Perez Hilton took fifth position with four per cent. Oh come on now, I love me some Rosie. I use to record her talk show on a daily basis. Back in the olden days, on VHS tapes. How strange.

And finally, speaking of Paris, her billionaire grandfather has served up an early New Year’s gift to charities he supports – he’ll hand over 97 per cent of his fortune to them upon his death. In a statement released on Wednesday, tycoon Barron Hilton, 80, announced he’ll place the windfall he receives from the recent sale of Hilton Hotels Corp. and the pending sale of the Harrah’s Entertainment Inc. casino group into a charitable trust. The cash will then be handed to charity leaders through the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, upon the billionaire’s death. The foundation supports projects that provide clean water in Africa and housing for the mentally ill. Barron Hilton’s father Conrad established the foundation in 1944. Oh snap Paris. You get nuttin for Christmas.

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Happy Wednesday Kiddies…I apologize since not updating for since last Friday, but I warned you. I hope everyone had a safe and happy Christmas, and away I go bitches.

TMZ.com has learned that Fergie and Josh Duhamel are engaged. Josh’s rep says the actor proposed “recently”. Wow, good for them. I wonder if their wedding will be Fergilocious.

Speaking of weddings, Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl and musician Josh Kelley exchanged wedding vows against a snowy backdrop in Utah. The private ceremony and reception was attended by Grey’s co-stars T.R. Knightly and Sandra Oh, as well as spin-off Private Practice star Kate Walsh, People magazine reported. Heigl walked down the aisle to a tune written by Kelley and performed by cello and guitar players, sources said. The 30-minute ceremony at the Stein Eriksen Lodge in Park City, Utah, was officiated by a Unitarian minister The bride and groom wrote their own vows, sources said. I wonder if she wore Gray? Oh forget it.

Wow now this is some heavy shizznit going on here. Ex-B2K star Raz B has accused the band’s former manager Chris Stokes of child molestation. Raz B – real name DeMario Thorton – makes the shocking revelations in a new internet video, in which he and his older brother, Ricardo, claim to have suffered at the hands of Stokes during their early teens.

And the 22-year-old Bump, Bump, Bump star believes his old band mates, Omarion, Lil’ Fizz and J-Boog, have also been victims of Stokes’ reported pedophilia. In video footage posted on YouTube.com, Raz B is seen being asked a series of questions by the sister of singer/actor Marques Houston – one of Stokes’ longtime clients – who has also been accused of taking part in the molestation. When asked when the inappropriate behavior first began, Raz B says, “It all started with Chris Stokes. Chris was like – let me touch you… I can’t speak for everybody, but if you want my personal opinion, I think he did (touch all group members).” Wow, I wonder if B2K actually stood for Boys 2 Kiss?

Everyone’s favorite party girl, Lindsay Lohan is denying allegations that she drank alcohol before crashing her Mercedes Benz into a van in Beverly Hills two years ago. The 21-year-old Mean Girls star is being sued over the crash, which injured the driver of the van. Lohan formally denied the claim in a court document dated December 15th. The man is suing Lohan for $200,000, claiming Lohan had been drinking at the Ivy restaurant, and was underage at the time of the crash. Lindsay Lohan being sober is just as funny as Jessica Simpson not being a Jinx.

2 more stories than it is nap time. Universal Music Group said on Monday that Shawn “Jay-Z” Carter is stepping down as president of its Def Jam Records unit, effective by the end of the year. Carter, 38, has been president of the rap label since 2005, and has signed acts including R&B singers Rihanna and Ne-Yo. Universal said Carter, also top-selling rap artist Jay-Z, will continue recording for its Roc-A-Fella/Def Jam label. But the company did not give a reason for his decision to quit the executive suite. “Now it’s time for me to take on new challenges,” he said in a statement. “I am pleased to have had the opportunity to build upon the Def Jam legacy,” he added. I wonder if one of those things is marrying Beyoncé? Hum.

And finally, Kid Rock spent his holidays oversees with the troops. He did 13 shows in 7 different countries in 5 days. During his performances he belted out to the American classic, “Sweet Home Alabama.” Good for him, apparently sleeping with Pam Anderson didn’t effect with his heart.

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