Happy New Years Bitches and away I go.

This Wednesday Jay Leno, Conan, and Jimmy Kimmel return to TV but with out writers. Letterman and Craig Ferguson return but with writers. Oh thank God my Tivo will be able to record new episodes of Letterman. I have seen the one with Drew Barrymore flashing Dave multiple times now.

Yeah well this is quite exciting. Big buzz around the Jaime Lynn Spears pregnancy. Rumors are swirling that an executive at Nickelodeon is the father of her baby but paid off Casey Aldridge to take the fall. Don’t forget it is just a rumor! I would totally walk around pretending to be her baby’s daddy.

Comedienne Rosie O’Donnell has hit back after she was named the world’s most annoying celebrity - insisting all stars are irritating. The former talk show host won 44 per cent of the vote in the survey conducted by U.S. publication, Parade, with second place going to Paris Hilton. But O’Donnell is unimpressed by the dubious honor - despite agreeing with the sentiment of the poll. Seriously enough with the Rosie bashing. It is going to end here.

Former Saturday Night Live star Jimmy Fallon has married his long-term partner Nancy Juvonen in a ceremony in the Caribbean. The 30-year-old funnyman proposed to Juvonen, 40 - who co-owns Flower Films with Drew Barrymore - at her family home in New Hampshire in August. The couple exchanged vows in front of an intimate gathering of family and friends on Necker Island on Saturday. I wonder if Drew was a flower (films) girl.

OK 2 more stories to report than I am out the door to get ready for my New Years Party. Hollywood actress Nicole Kidman has denied she is expecting her first child with husband Keith Urban. The 40-year-old star and her musician partner were reported to have told their families over Christmas that they were having a baby. But a spokesman for Kidman insists she is not pregnant, telling British newspaper the Sunday Mirror, “As far as we are concerned it is another rumor.” Um is it just my understanding of the female body, but isn’t it bad to have a baby when you are 40? Like mad increased health risks? Oh whatever…Good for them.

And finally, What is Lily Allen’s 2008 fashion forecast? “Maternity dresses — big ones!” she tells Usmagazine.com. The British star, who is expecting her first child with boyfriend Ed Simons, tells the magazine’s web site that she is enjoying pregnancy. “It’s fantastic! I’m loving everything.” One thing she is not too fond of however, is raising her baby in the States. “Women there are too high maintenance!” she says. “I remember getting a manicure in New York, and this lady who was having a forearm wax — which I’d never even heard of before! — looked at me and said, ‘You will need one soon.’ “I was like, ‘No! What are you talking about?’ I bet she has the pregnant woman’s “smile.”

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Mango Out

Happy Thursday Kiddies and away I go. I know I updated last night, but a lot of stuff happened today that I need to report.

Actress Mischa Barton has been arrested for driving under the influence. She was released Thursday afternoon after she posted $10,000 bail. “During Ms. Barton’s detention, it was determined that she was an unlicensed driver and was driving while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage,” according to a police report. “Ms. Barton was arrested and transported to West Hollywood Sheriff’s station where the booking process was completed without incident.” The former The O.C. star was busted by Los Angeles police officers after they pulled her car over in West Hollywood at around 3am on Thursday. Ah anything to get back in the public eye. What’s next for her…Sex Tape?

Speaking of drunk celebrities, there was another celebrity DUI. Danielle Fishel, best known for her role as Boy Meets World hottie Topanga, was arrested Thursday morning for a drunken driving warrant in Newport Beach, Calif. According to the Associated Press, Fishel was arrested in a car she was in Thursday just before 5 a.m. by Newport Beach Sgt. James Rocker. FYI: Fishel, now 26, used to date former N’Sync member Lance Bass in 1999. She was 18, he was 20. Fishel shared on The Tyra Banks Show that she was heavily invested in the relationship, commenting that she was “so in love” with Lance. However, Bass ended the relationship a year later, after coming to terms with his sexuality. Hi-yo. This is just fantastic. Any other has-beens arrested as of late? Guess not.

Well I guess this makes me a little happier. Jessica Alba and her longtime boyfriend Cash Warren are engaged, her rep tells People. Earlier this month, the couple announced they are expecting a child. Not impressed. She is a hack of an actress. May they have a long life together or some crap like that.

Rosie O’Donnell has topped a new magazine poll to find the most annoying celebrity. O’Donnell won 44 percent of the vote - leading her closest contender, Paris Hilton, by 20 percent in the survey conducted by Parade magazine. American TV personality and author Ann Coulter came in third place with 16 percent, while Sir Paul McCartney’s estranged wife Heather Mills gained fourth place with 12 percent, and celebrity blogger Perez Hilton took fifth position with four per cent. Oh come on now, I love me some Rosie. I use to record her talk show on a daily basis. Back in the olden days, on VHS tapes. How strange.

And finally, speaking of Paris, her billionaire grandfather has served up an early New Year’s gift to charities he supports - he’ll hand over 97 per cent of his fortune to them upon his death. In a statement released on Wednesday, tycoon Barron Hilton, 80, announced he’ll place the windfall he receives from the recent sale of Hilton Hotels Corp. and the pending sale of the Harrah’s Entertainment Inc. casino group into a charitable trust. The cash will then be handed to charity leaders through the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, upon the billionaire’s death. The foundation supports projects that provide clean water in Africa and housing for the mentally ill. Barron Hilton’s father Conrad established the foundation in 1944. Oh snap Paris. You get nuttin for Christmas.

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Mango Out

Happy Wednesday Kiddies…I apologize since not updating for since last Friday, but I warned you. I hope everyone had a safe and happy Christmas, and away I go bitches.

TMZ.com has learned that Fergie and Josh Duhamel are engaged. Josh’s rep says the actor proposed “recently”. Wow, good for them. I wonder if their wedding will be Fergilocious.

Speaking of weddings, Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl and musician Josh Kelley exchanged wedding vows against a snowy backdrop in Utah. The private ceremony and reception was attended by Grey’s co-stars T.R. Knightly and Sandra Oh, as well as spin-off Private Practice star Kate Walsh, People magazine reported. Heigl walked down the aisle to a tune written by Kelley and performed by cello and guitar players, sources said. The 30-minute ceremony at the Stein Eriksen Lodge in Park City, Utah, was officiated by a Unitarian minister The bride and groom wrote their own vows, sources said. I wonder if she wore Gray? Oh forget it.

Wow now this is some heavy shizznit going on here. Ex-B2K star Raz B has accused the band’s former manager Chris Stokes of child molestation. Raz B - real name DeMario Thorton - makes the shocking revelations in a new internet video, in which he and his older brother, Ricardo, claim to have suffered at the hands of Stokes during their early teens.

And the 22-year-old Bump, Bump, Bump star believes his old band mates, Omarion, Lil’ Fizz and J-Boog, have also been victims of Stokes’ reported pedophilia. In video footage posted on YouTube.com, Raz B is seen being asked a series of questions by the sister of singer/actor Marques Houston - one of Stokes’ longtime clients - who has also been accused of taking part in the molestation. When asked when the inappropriate behavior first began, Raz B says, “It all started with Chris Stokes. Chris was like - let me touch you… I can’t speak for everybody, but if you want my personal opinion, I think he did (touch all group members).” Wow, I wonder if B2K actually stood for Boys 2 Kiss?

Everyone’s favorite party girl, Lindsay Lohan is denying allegations that she drank alcohol before crashing her Mercedes Benz into a van in Beverly Hills two years ago. The 21-year-old Mean Girls star is being sued over the crash, which injured the driver of the van. Lohan formally denied the claim in a court document dated December 15th. The man is suing Lohan for $200,000, claiming Lohan had been drinking at the Ivy restaurant, and was underage at the time of the crash. Lindsay Lohan being sober is just as funny as Jessica Simpson not being a Jinx.

2 more stories than it is nap time. Universal Music Group said on Monday that Shawn “Jay-Z” Carter is stepping down as president of its Def Jam Records unit, effective by the end of the year. Carter, 38, has been president of the rap label since 2005, and has signed acts including R&B singers Rihanna and Ne-Yo. Universal said Carter, also top-selling rap artist Jay-Z, will continue recording for its Roc-A-Fella/Def Jam label. But the company did not give a reason for his decision to quit the executive suite. “Now it’s time for me to take on new challenges,” he said in a statement. “I am pleased to have had the opportunity to build upon the Def Jam legacy,” he added. I wonder if one of those things is marrying Beyoncé? Hum.

And finally, Kid Rock spent his holidays oversees with the troops. He did 13 shows in 7 different countries in 5 days. During his performances he belted out to the American classic, “Sweet Home Alabama.” Good for him, apparently sleeping with Pam Anderson didn’t effect with his heart.

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Happy Friday Kiddies, and I might as well wish you now…Merry Christmas. With it being the holiday weekend, and me moving into my parents house tonight, I don’t see an update happening till Wednesday or so. Sorry but that’s the way I roll. Oh Jamie, please don’t tell me this is true. Teen icon Jamie-Lynn Spears’ aunt has suggested the TV star became pregnant on purpose in a big to steal some of big sister Miss. Britney Spears limelight. The Zoey 101 star stunned the world earlier this week by confirming she was three months pregnant, and not everyone is supporting her decision to become a young mom.  Speaking out on TV news show Extra, Spears’ aunt Chanda McGovern says, “Whether she got pregnant on purpose or by accident she’s wanting a little ‘me’ attention because everything’s going on with Britney.” I just sure as hell hope that she does not take any parenting advice from Britney.

Happy Tuesday. Yes I know I updated this yesterday but this evening there is some huge huge news. And away I go. Keep in mind this will be a small update, a big one will be tomorrow.

And what can this huge story be? Britney Spears’ younger sister Jamie Lynn, is pregnant.

The 16-year-old stars in Nickelodeon’s Zoey 101. Spears spoke with OK! magazine in its latest issue. She tells the mag that the father is her longtime boyfriend Casey Aldridge and that she is keeping the baby. “As soon as I found out for sure from the doctor, I took two weeks to myself where I didn’t tell anybody,” she says to OK!. “Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone’s opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me.” Lynne Spears tells OK!: “I didn’t believe it because Jamie Lynn’s always been so conscientious. She’s never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby.” Woohoo. Greatest year of celebrity gossip ever. I kind of wanna be adopted by The Spears Family. Is that bad?

Thank God, my dream girl isn’t pregnant, and will not lose that perfect body. Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt has dismissed speculation she’s pregnant with her first child. The Ghost Whisperer star was reported to be expecting a baby with her Scottish actor fiancé Ross McCall on a number of online blogs on Monday. But her representative insists, “Jennifer is not pregnant.” Hewitt recently hit back at the media for criticizing bikini photographs showing her in a less than flattering light, insisting she’s perfectly healthy and not overweight. Oh thank God. In my mind, she will still be a virgin until the day I marry her.

And finally, T.V. personality Rachael Ray has signed a two-year deal with the Food Network for a new prime-time series called Rachael’s Vacation. Set to premiere Jan. 12, the show follows Ray as she travels the globe, stopping in places like Dublin, Ireland; Bordeaux, France; Lisbon, Portugal; and Barcelona, Spain, to introduce viewers to the spots she loves, as well as giving tips for traveling, shopping and dining. As part of the agreement, Ray also agreed to appear in 60 new episodes per year of the daytime series 30 Minute Meals, the Food Network said in a statement. Good for her, I love me some EVOO and Garlic.

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Happy Monday Kiddies, and Happy Vacation to me, 8 days left.

Somewhere, Kid Rock is smiling.. Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Rick Solomon Friday, citing “irreconcilable differences,” CelebTV.com reports. This is the third marriage for both. They wed in Las Vegas’s Mirage Hotel on October 6. Ha-ha-ha. I guess 3^rd time wasn’t a charm. I wonder if Rick “I nailed Paris” Solomon got the hep from her.

U.S. late-night talk-show host Conan O’Brien said he decided to go back to work despite the ongoing writers strike to save the jobs of his show’s employees. NBC announced Monday that hosts O’Brien and Jay Leno will be back on the air Jan. 2. Since the Writers Guild of America struck against the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers Nov. 5, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Late Night with Conan O’Brien have been in repeats. NBC said it will resume broadcasting new episodes beginning Jan. 2 and guest lineups for the shows will be announced later. They should just hire the writers from Saved By The Bell. They were fantastical.

Jessica Simpson looked the part of a supportive girlfriend Sunday night, cheering her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback Tony Romo, as he took on the Philadelphia Eagles. But she wasn’t exactly a good luck charm. Romo played the worst game of his career, (with a quarterback rating of 22.2) fumbling the ball and throwing three interceptions and saw his team lose to the Eagles 10-6. Even sports commentator Joe Buck acknowledged, “It’s never easy to play in front of your girlfriend.” Wow, Jessica Simpson is just bad luck. First Nick is basically married to Vanessa, now this.

Amy Winehouse is kind of taking a step in the right direction. The troubled junkie has vowed to seek help for her drug addictions in the New Year - after enjoying a boozy Christmas. The Rehab singer has been battling substance abuse problems for several months, following her highly-publicized collapse from a drugs overdose in August. And Winehouse’s addiction has reportedly worsened since her husband Blake Fielder-Civil was incarcerated last month on suspicion of perverting the course of justice in relation to a charge of grievous bodily harm. Good for her I guess. Way to acknowledge you have substance issues.

Will Smith’s “I Am Legend” took in $76 million this weekend, making it the best December opening ever!!! Good for him. As long as it is better than that tearjerker Pursuit Of Happiness.

2 more stories to report than I am out. And by out, I mean NAP TIME.

So you may be scratching your head wondering who had the top grossing tour of 2007, well here at the stats:
1. The Police-$212 million

2. Genesis- $129 million
3. Justin Timberlake-$126 million
4. Kenny Chesney- $71.2
5. Rod Stewart- $70 million

And finally, numerous reports are saying Tony Parker has cheated on Eva Longoria with a French model. The model claims she and Tony hooked up. Parker released a statement yesterday saying he loves his wife and she’s the best thing in his life. Tony? You are such a flipping idiot. Why would you cheat on Eva Long-WHORE-ia. She is hot!!

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Mango Out

Happy Wednesday Kiddies and away I go.

Well here we go again with more Britney Drama. Britney called in sick to her deposition Wednesday. Spear’s pal Sam Lufti tells People via e-mail: “She’s sick, both physically and high anxiety. Millions of press outside. It’s too much.” Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan announced Wednesday, “Approximately 10 minutes after her council appeared they were notified that because of an illness or medical condition Ms. Spears would not appear today and consequently the deposition is not going forward.” The troubled pop star was expected give her deposition under oath at the Los Angeles offices of Federline’s attorney, at 10am where he was to quiz Spears on a variety of topics, including spousal support, relating to the custody of sons Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, one. Now I am back to loving Britney drama. It has officially gone full circle. Some somewhat sad news to report today. Musician Ike Turner died on Wednesday. Turner reportedly died in San Marcos, home just outside of San Diego, Calif. TMZ.com is reporting he may have died in his sleep. Turner was married to Tina Turner. The two, despite their tumultuous relationship, had several top R&B songs and divorced in 1978. He and Turner were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1991. Just thought I would fill you in. I guess Proud Mary is no longer burning.

Happy Monday kiddies and away I go. It is 2 weeks away to Christmas and I am as busy as a milf during fleet week.