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Fallon Married

Monday, December 31st, 2007

Happy New Years Bitches and away I go.

This Wednesday Jay Leno, Conan, and Jimmy Kimmel return to TV but with out writers. Letterman and Craig Ferguson return but with writers. Oh thank God my Tivo will be able to record new episodes of Letterman. I have seen the one with Drew Barrymore flashing Dave multiple times now.

Yeah well this is quite exciting. Big buzz around the Jaime Lynn Spears pregnancy. Rumors are swirling that an executive at Nickelodeon is the father of her baby but paid off Casey Aldridge to take the fall. Don’t forget it is just a rumor! I would totally walk around pretending to be her baby’s daddy.

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Comedienne Rosie O’Donnell has hit back after she was named the world’s most annoying celebrity - insisting all stars are irritating. The former talk show host won 44 per cent of the vote in the survey conducted by U.S. publication, Parade, with second place going to Paris Hilton. But O’Donnell is unimpressed by the dubious honor - despite agreeing with the sentiment of the poll. Seriously enough with the Rosie bashing. It is going to end here.

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Former Saturday Night Live star Jimmy Fallon has married his long-term partner Nancy Juvonen in a ceremony in the Caribbean. The 30-year-old funnyman proposed to Juvonen, 40 - who co-owns Flower Films with Drew Barrymore - at her family home in New Hampshire in August. The couple exchanged vows in front of an intimate gathering of family and friends on Necker Island on Saturday. I wonder if Drew was a flower (films) girl.

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OK 2 more stories to report than I am out the door to get ready for my New Years Party. Hollywood actress Nicole Kidman has denied she is expecting her first child with husband Keith Urban. The 40-year-old star and her musician partner were reported to have told their families over Christmas that they were having a baby. But a spokesman for Kidman insists she is not pregnant, telling British newspaper the Sunday Mirror, “As far as we are concerned it is another rumor.” Um is it just my understanding of the female body, but isn’t it bad to have a baby when you are 40? Like mad increased health risks? Oh whatever…Good for them.

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And finally, What is Lily Allen’s 2008 fashion forecast? “Maternity dresses — big ones!” she tells Usmagazine.com. The British star, who is expecting her first child with boyfriend Ed Simons, tells the magazine’s web site that she is enjoying pregnancy. “It’s fantastic! I’m loving everything.” One thing she is not too fond of however, is raising her baby in the States. “Women there are too high maintenance!” she says. “I remember getting a manicure in New York, and this lady who was having a forearm wax — which I’d never even heard of before! — looked at me and said, ‘You will need one soon.’ “I was like, ‘No! What are you talking about?’ I bet she has the pregnant woman’s “smile.”

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Celebrity DUI where the D stands for Dumbass

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

Happy Thursday Kiddies and away I go. I know I updated last night, but a lot of stuff happened today that I need to report.

Actress Mischa Barton has been arrested for driving under the influence. She was released Thursday afternoon after she posted $10,000 bail. “During Ms. Barton’s detention, it was determined that she was an unlicensed driver and was driving while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage,” according to a police report. “Ms. Barton was arrested and transported to West Hollywood Sheriff’s station where the booking process was completed without incident.” The former The O.C. star was busted by Los Angeles police officers after they pulled her car over in West Hollywood at around 3am on Thursday. Ah anything to get back in the public eye. What’s next for her…Sex Tape?

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Speaking of drunk celebrities, there was another celebrity DUI. Danielle Fishel, best known for her role as Boy Meets World hottie Topanga, was arrested Thursday morning for a drunken driving warrant in Newport Beach, Calif. According to the Associated Press, Fishel was arrested in a car she was in Thursday just before 5 a.m. by Newport Beach Sgt. James Rocker. FYI: Fishel, now 26, used to date former N’Sync member Lance Bass in 1999. She was 18, he was 20. Fishel shared on The Tyra Banks Show that she was heavily invested in the relationship, commenting that she was “so in love” with Lance. However, Bass ended the relationship a year later, after coming to terms with his sexuality. Hi-yo. This is just fantastic. Any other has-beens arrested as of late? Guess not.

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Well I guess this makes me a little happier. Jessica Alba and her longtime boyfriend Cash Warren are engaged, her rep tells People. Earlier this month, the couple announced they are expecting a child. Not impressed. She is a hack of an actress. May they have a long life together or some crap like that.

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Rosie O’Donnell has topped a new magazine poll to find the most annoying celebrity. O’Donnell won 44 percent of the vote - leading her closest contender, Paris Hilton, by 20 percent in the survey conducted by Parade magazine. American TV personality and author Ann Coulter came in third place with 16 percent, while Sir Paul McCartney’s estranged wife Heather Mills gained fourth place with 12 percent, and celebrity blogger Perez Hilton took fifth position with four per cent. Oh come on now, I love me some Rosie. I use to record her talk show on a daily basis. Back in the olden days, on VHS tapes. How strange.

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And finally, speaking of Paris, her billionaire grandfather has served up an early New Year’s gift to charities he supports - he’ll hand over 97 per cent of his fortune to them upon his death. In a statement released on Wednesday, tycoon Barron Hilton, 80, announced he’ll place the windfall he receives from the recent sale of Hilton Hotels Corp. and the pending sale of the Harrah’s Entertainment Inc. casino group into a charitable trust. The cash will then be handed to charity leaders through the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, upon the billionaire’s death. The foundation supports projects that provide clean water in Africa and housing for the mentally ill. Barron Hilton’s father Conrad established the foundation in 1944. Oh snap Paris. You get nuttin for Christmas.

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Boys 2 Kiss?

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

Happy Wednesday Kiddies…I apologize since not updating for since last Friday, but I warned you. I hope everyone had a safe and happy Christmas, and away I go bitches.

TMZ.com has learned that Fergie and Josh Duhamel are engaged. Josh’s rep says the actor proposed “recently”. Wow, good for them. I wonder if their wedding will be Fergilocious.

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Speaking of weddings, Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl and musician Josh Kelley exchanged wedding vows against a snowy backdrop in Utah. The private ceremony and reception was attended by Grey’s co-stars T.R. Knightly and Sandra Oh, as well as spin-off Private Practice star Kate Walsh, People magazine reported. Heigl walked down the aisle to a tune written by Kelley and performed by cello and guitar players, sources said. The 30-minute ceremony at the Stein Eriksen Lodge in Park City, Utah, was officiated by a Unitarian minister The bride and groom wrote their own vows, sources said. I wonder if she wore Gray? Oh forget it.

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Wow now this is some heavy shizznit going on here. Ex-B2K star Raz B has accused the band’s former manager Chris Stokes of child molestation. Raz B - real name DeMario Thorton - makes the shocking revelations in a new internet video, in which he and his older brother, Ricardo, claim to have suffered at the hands of Stokes during their early teens.

And the 22-year-old Bump, Bump, Bump star believes his old band mates, Omarion, Lil’ Fizz and J-Boog, have also been victims of Stokes’ reported pedophilia. In video footage posted on YouTube.com, Raz B is seen being asked a series of questions by the sister of singer/actor Marques Houston - one of Stokes’ longtime clients - who has also been accused of taking part in the molestation. When asked when the inappropriate behavior first began, Raz B says, “It all started with Chris Stokes. Chris was like - let me touch you… I can’t speak for everybody, but if you want my personal opinion, I think he did (touch all group members).” Wow, I wonder if B2K actually stood for Boys 2 Kiss?

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Everyone’s favorite party girl, Lindsay Lohan is denying allegations that she drank alcohol before crashing her Mercedes Benz into a van in Beverly Hills two years ago. The 21-year-old Mean Girls star is being sued over the crash, which injured the driver of the van. Lohan formally denied the claim in a court document dated December 15th. The man is suing Lohan for $200,000, claiming Lohan had been drinking at the Ivy restaurant, and was underage at the time of the crash. Lindsay Lohan being sober is just as funny as Jessica Simpson not being a Jinx.

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2 more stories than it is nap time. Universal Music Group said on Monday that Shawn “Jay-Z” Carter is stepping down as president of its Def Jam Records unit, effective by the end of the year. Carter, 38, has been president of the rap label since 2005, and has signed acts including R&B singers Rihanna and Ne-Yo. Universal said Carter, also top-selling rap artist Jay-Z, will continue recording for its Roc-A-Fella/Def Jam label. But the company did not give a reason for his decision to quit the executive suite. “Now it’s time for me to take on new challenges,” he said in a statement. “I am pleased to have had the opportunity to build upon the Def Jam legacy,” he added. I wonder if one of those things is marrying Beyoncé? Hum.

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And finally, Kid Rock spent his holidays oversees with the troops. He did 13 shows in 7 different countries in 5 days. During his performances he belted out to the American classic, “Sweet Home Alabama.” Good for him, apparently sleeping with Pam Anderson didn’t effect with his heart.

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The Hills Alive with Kristin?

Friday, December 21st, 2007

Happy Friday Kiddies, and I might as well wish you now…Merry Christmas. With it being the holiday weekend, and me moving into my parents house tonight, I don’t see an update happening till Wednesday or so. Sorry but that’s the way I roll. Oh Jamie, please don’t tell me this is true. Teen icon Jamie-Lynn Spears’ aunt has suggested the TV star became pregnant on purpose in a big to steal some of big sister Miss. Britney Spears limelight. The Zoey 101 star stunned the world earlier this week by confirming she was three months pregnant, and not everyone is supporting her decision to become a young mom.  Speaking out on TV news show Extra, Spears’ aunt Chanda McGovern says, “Whether she got pregnant on purpose or by accident she’s wanting a little ‘me’ attention because everything’s going on with Britney.” I just sure as hell hope that she does not take any parenting advice from Britney.

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Disgraced former American Idol contestant Jessica Sierra is pregnant in jail. The 22-year-old is currently in the infirmary of the Falkenburg Road Jail in Florida on a “pregnancy diet” after her unborn child was conceived with a “rapper”, reports website TMZ.com. Earlier this month, Sierra pleaded not guilty to charges of disorderly intoxication, resisting arrest and violating conditions of her parole on earlier felony battery and possession charges, following a drunken bar brawl. Local officials claim Sierra begged police officers not to arrest her in return for oral sex. This girl is trashier than Britney. And I love it. Hootie-Hoo. Britney never offered lolly-popping the cops in order to not get arrested.

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Pregnant actress Jessica Alba denies reports she is to marry boyfriend Cash Warren - because she does not want her bump to show in a wedding dress. The 26-year-old was rumored to be engaged to Warren after the couple announced they are expecting their first child next summer. But a source close to the couple denies the reports, telling Usmagazine.com, “She doesn’t want to be pregnant in a dress.” Meanwhile, Alba’s brother Josh tells the publication the family is looking forward to her having a baby, adding “We’re all thrilled for them.” Well if Jamie Lynn is not planning on a shotgun wedding at 16, why would Jessica Alba.

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Nelly Furtado has wed her partner Demacio Castellon, according to reports. The “Maneater” star was recently spotted showing off a new diamond ring at a Christmas party in Miami, Florida, sparking reports the couple had tied the knot. Marriage rumors about Furtado and her 29-year-old beau were fuelled after British singer Natasha Bedingfield congratulated the couple during a gig earlier this week. Good for her. Big fan, Big fan.

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Terrell Owens was asked about the Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson scenario and he playfully said: “Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite — in this locker room or in Texas Stadium. With everything that has happened, obviously with the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel she has taken his focus away,” Owens said, echoing the chatter on sports-talk radio and blogs. “Other than that, she was high on my list until last week.” I knew Jessica was useless. Just don’t start to date Golden Boy Eli Manning.

1 more story than I am done for the week. Heidi Montag confirmed to US Weekly that her and Spencer Pratt are not engaged anymore! Oh thank God. I just have to wonder if that whole engagement and relationship was just for show. It better not have been. The Hills are real damn it. And a little birdie told me that given her film career is sucking right now, don’t be surprised if Kristin Cavallari shows up on a couple of episodes of The Hills next season. That would just be great. And bring over Stephen Coletti too.

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Another Spears Speared.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

Happy Tuesday. Yes I know I updated this yesterday but this evening there is some huge huge news. And away I go. Keep in mind this will be a small update, a big one will be tomorrow.

And what can this huge story be? Britney Spears’ younger sister Jamie Lynn, is pregnant.

The 16-year-old stars in Nickelodeon’s Zoey 101. Spears spoke with OK! magazine in its latest issue. She tells the mag that the father is her longtime boyfriend Casey Aldridge and that she is keeping the baby. “As soon as I found out for sure from the doctor, I took two weeks to myself where I didn’t tell anybody,” she says to OK!. “Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone’s opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me.” Lynne Spears tells OK!: “I didn’t believe it because Jamie Lynn’s always been so conscientious. She’s never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby.” Woohoo. Greatest year of celebrity gossip ever. I kind of wanna be adopted by The Spears Family. Is that bad?

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Thank God, my dream girl isn’t pregnant, and will not lose that perfect body. Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt has dismissed speculation she’s pregnant with her first child. The Ghost Whisperer star was reported to be expecting a baby with her Scottish actor fiancé Ross McCall on a number of online blogs on Monday. But her representative insists, “Jennifer is not pregnant.” Hewitt recently hit back at the media for criticizing bikini photographs showing her in a less than flattering light, insisting she’s perfectly healthy and not overweight. Oh thank God. In my mind, she will still be a virgin until the day I marry her.

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And finally, T.V. personality Rachael Ray has signed a two-year deal with the Food Network for a new prime-time series called Rachael’s Vacation. Set to premiere Jan. 12, the show follows Ray as she travels the globe, stopping in places like Dublin, Ireland; Bordeaux, France; Lisbon, Portugal; and Barcelona, Spain, to introduce viewers to the spots she loves, as well as giving tips for traveling, shopping and dining. As part of the agreement, Ray also agreed to appear in 60 new episodes per year of the daytime series 30 Minute Meals, the Food Network said in a statement. Good for her, I love me some EVOO and Garlic.

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Pam Hates Rick

Monday, December 17th, 2007

Happy Monday Kiddies, and Happy Vacation to me, 8 days left.

Somewhere, Kid Rock is smiling.. Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Rick Solomon Friday, citing “irreconcilable differences,” CelebTV.com reports. This is the third marriage for both. They wed in Las Vegas’s Mirage Hotel on October 6. Ha-ha-ha. I guess 3rd time wasn’t a charm. I wonder if Rick “I nailed Paris” Solomon got the hep from her.

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U.S. late-night talk-show host Conan O’Brien said he decided to go back to work despite the ongoing writers strike to save the jobs of his show’s employees. NBC announced Monday that hosts O’Brien and Jay Leno will be back on the air Jan. 2. Since the Writers Guild of America struck against the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers Nov. 5, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Late Night with Conan O’Brien have been in repeats. NBC said it will resume broadcasting new episodes beginning Jan. 2 and guest lineups for the shows will be announced later. They should just hire the writers from Saved By The Bell. They were fantastical.

Jessica Simpson looked the part of a supportive girlfriend Sunday night, cheering her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback Tony Romo, as he took on the Philadelphia Eagles. But she wasn’t exactly a good luck charm. Romo played the worst game of his career, (with a quarterback rating of 22.2) fumbling the ball and throwing three interceptions and saw his team lose to the Eagles 10-6. Even sports commentator Joe Buck acknowledged, “It’s never easy to play in front of your girlfriend.” Wow, Jessica Simpson is just bad luck. First Nick is basically married to Vanessa, now this.

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Amy Winehouse is kind of taking a step in the right direction. The troubled junkie has vowed to seek help for her drug addictions in the New Year - after enjoying a boozy Christmas. The Rehab singer has been battling substance abuse problems for several months, following her highly-publicized collapse from a drugs overdose in August. And Winehouse’s addiction has reportedly worsened since her husband Blake Fielder-Civil was incarcerated last month on suspicion of perverting the course of justice in relation to a charge of grievous bodily harm. Good for her I guess. Way to acknowledge you have substance issues.

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Will Smith’s “I Am Legend” took in $76 million this weekend, making it the best December opening ever!!! Good for him. As long as it is better than that tearjerker Pursuit Of Happiness.

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2 more stories to report than I am out. And by out, I mean NAP TIME.

So you may be scratching your head wondering who had the top grossing tour of 2007, well here at the stats:
1. The Police-$212 million

2. Genesis- $129 million
3. Justin Timberlake-$126 million
4. Kenny Chesney- $71.2
5. Rod Stewart- $70 million

And finally, numerous reports are saying Tony Parker has cheated on Eva Longoria with a French model. The model claims she and Tony hooked up. Parker released a statement yesterday saying he loves his wife and she’s the best thing in his life. Tony? You are such a flipping idiot. Why would you cheat on Eva Long-WHORE-ia. She is hot!!

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Alba a mommy soon!

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

Happy Wednesday Kiddies and away I go.

Well here we go again with more Britney Drama. Britney called in sick to her deposition Wednesday. Spear’s pal Sam Lufti tells People via e-mail: “She’s sick, both physically and high anxiety. Millions of press outside. It’s too much.” Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan announced Wednesday, “Approximately 10 minutes after her council appeared they were notified that because of an illness or medical condition Ms. Spears would not appear today and consequently the deposition is not going forward.” The troubled pop star was expected give her deposition under oath at the Los Angeles offices of Federline’s attorney, at 10am where he was to quiz Spears on a variety of topics, including spousal support, relating to the custody of sons Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, one. Now I am back to loving Britney drama. It has officially gone full circle. bsSome somewhat sad news to report today. Musician Ike Turner died on Wednesday. Turner reportedly died in San Marcos, home just outside of San Diego, Calif. TMZ.com is reporting he may have died in his sleep. Turner was married to Tina Turner. The two, despite their tumultuous relationship, had several top R&B songs and divorced in 1978. He and Turner were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1991. Just thought I would fill you in. I guess Proud Mary is no longer burning.

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Hollywood actress Jessica Alba is expecting her first child with boyfriend Cash Warren. The 26-year-old actress has been dating Cash, 28, since 2004 when they met on the set of Fantastic Four. Cash was working on the movie as a director’s assistant.\ The couple reportedly split up earlier this year citing their hectic work schedules, but got back together soon after. Please go the Christina route and do your pregnancy with dignity as opposed to the Britney route.

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“Jeopardy” host Alex Trebek has suffered a minor heart attack. According to a statement released on Jeopardy’s website, Trebek is “resting comfortably” at a hospital in Los Angeles.  The statement also claims Trebek is expected to resume filming of the show at its scheduled return date in January. Trebek has hosted Jeopardy since 1984. He is 67 years old. I just hope that death is not the answer.

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A day after The Hills season finale ended with Heidi Montag leaving fiancé Spencer Pratt, Pratt went on the Ryan Seacrest Radio Show claiming that he will try to win her back.  According to People.com Montag showed up at the show’s finale after party Monday night without her engagement ring and without her fiancé. When she arrived at L.A. club Area sans the ring and fiancé, fans called out “Heidi, where’s the ring? Heidi, where’s Spencer?” One Montag supporter even yelled, “You’re better off without him!” The ringless star didn’t respond to the questions but Hills costar Elodie Otto told People “The thing that I don’t know that’s real or not is Heidi and Spencer’s relationship. To me they don’t really look in love, so we’ll see.” Is it bad I consider these people friends? I feel like I know them on a personal level.

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And finally, iTunes released its list of top downloaded albums and Maroon 5 was number one. Amy Winehouse and Kanye West rounded out the top three. Fergie’s “Big Girls Don’t Cry” was the #1 downloaded single. Wow, all of those artists have songs currently rocking my Ipod.

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Wino’s On Top Of The World

Monday, December 10th, 2007

Happy Monday kiddies and away I go. It is 2 weeks away to Christmas and I am as busy as a milf during fleet week.

Grammy nominations were announced on Thursday and Kanye West lead the field with 8 nominations. Amy Winehouse got 6 nominations, followed by Foo Fighters, Timbaland, Jay-Z, Justin Timberlake, and T-Pain who all got 5 nominations. Here is a rundown of the big categories. BTW, Go Dave Grohl and the boys from Foo Fighters.

Record of the Year:
“Irreplaceable,” Beyoncé
“The Pretender,” Foo Fighters
“Umbrella,” Rihanna featuring Jay-Z
“What Goes Around … Comes Around,” Justin Timberlake
“Rehab,” Amy Winehouse.

Album of the Year:
“Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace,” Foo Fighters
“These Days,” Vince Gill
“River: The Joni Letters,” Herbie Hancock
“Graduation,” Kanye West
“Back to Black,” Amy Winehouse

Song of the Year:
“Before He Cheats,” Josh Kear & Chris Tompkins (Carrie Underwood)
“Hey There Delilah,” Tom Higgenson (Plain White T’s)
“Like a Star,” Corinne Bailey Rae (Corinne Bailey Rae)
“Rehab,” Amy Winehouse (Amy Winehouse)
“Umbrella,” Shawn Carter, Kuk Harrell, Terius “Dream” Nash & Christopher Stewart (Rihanna Featuring Jay-Z).

New Artist:
Feist
Ledisi
Paramore
Taylor Swift
Amy Winehouse.

Pop Vocal Album:
“Lost Highway,” Bon Jovi
“The Reminder,” Feist
“It Won’t Be Soon Before Long,” Maroon 5
“Memory Almost Full,” Paul McCartney
“Back to Black,” Amy Winehouse.

Wow what a diverse list this year. Do you think Wino will show up or will she be too coked out?

Madonna has named her new album, due out in April, Licorice. She got help on this album from Pharrell, Timbaland, Kanye West, and Justin Timberlake. Does anybody but me still care about Madonna. She is still fabulous.

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Oh Miss Britney when will you learn. She has been spotted driving erratically yet again. The singer is no stranger to traffic offenses after being charged with driving without a valid license earlier this year, and was also charged for committing a hit-and-run incident while attempting to park her Mercedes Benz in August. This weekend, Spears was pictured driving on the wrong side of the road into incoming traffic, reports TMZ.com. Seriously you are loaded, get a chauffer.

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J-lo might be having twins. The singer was spotted buying pink and blue onesies from Petit Tresor in Los Angeles, reports People.com. Does this mean Jennifer Lopez and husband, Marc Anthony, are having twins? Lopez did not immediately confirm her pregnancy and has shied away from recent twin speculation, though multiple sources have told People she is expecting two babies. I mean if her butt is that big when she is not Preggers, imagine how big it will get if she is pregnant with twins.

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2 more stories than I am out the door. Well time for dinner really.

Actor and reality TV star Scott Baio has married his long-time girlfriend Renee Sloan in Los Angeles, People.com reported. This is the first marriage for Baio, 46, the former star of Happy Days, Joanie Loves Chachi and Charles in Charge. Baio and Sloan, who dated in the late 1990s, then got back together a couple of years ago, were married in a small religious ceremony on the rooftop of a luxury high-rise Saturday, People.com said. Their newborn daughter, whose name hasn’t been released and Sloan’s 18-year-old daughter by a previous relationship attended the event, sources told People.com. I wonder if Buddy Lembeck showed up for the ceremony?

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And finally, Actor Will Smith will follow Oprah Winfrey’s lead and join the campaign trail for presidential candidate Barack Obama. Chatshow host Winfrey threw her support behind the Democrat senator in his election bid by joining him at a rally in Iowa on Saturday. And now Bad Boys star Smith, 39, is keen to show his support for Obama too. He tells New York Post gossip column PageSix, “I just gave him a call and asked him to tell me wherever you think you need me. I think he’s what the future of America is going to be. Barack represents what I feel is the future of the optimum survival of America.” Way to be supportive. When is Jazzy Jeff or Carlton jumping on board to support Obama?

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Fights Back

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Happy Wednesday Kiddies…It’s Flippin’ Snowing Out.

Wait, does my dream girl have a sack bigger than mine? Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt has hit back at the media for criticizing recent bikini photographs of her showing the star in a less than flattering light. The newly-engaged Hewitt was snapped in her black two-piece swimsuit last week as she enjoyed a dip in the sea - but the Ghost Whisperer star’s larger-than-usual bottom soon became the subject of ridicule on many celebrity blogs, except for mangoout.com. And the 28-year-old is angry at all the unwanted attention focused on her backside, because although she is happy with her figure, it puts young girls under more pressure over their weight. Good for her. She rocks. I love girls with a little drunk in their trunks.

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Teri Hatcher is being sued by Hydroderm for violating terms of her exclusive endorsement deal with the company. The lawsuit, filed Tuesday in Los Angeles, states, “Hatcher’s name, image and likeness have been linked to so many competitors’ products that it is anyone’s guess as to what product keeps her skin and lips youthful.” The suit alleges the actress has been spotted posing for pictures applying CityLips pout plumper (a direct competitor). Hydroderm is seeking $2.4 million plus $400,000 in expenses. Wow, is it just me, or are plump lips so 1999?

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Actor Dennis Quaid and his wife Kimberly are suing a healthcare company for manufacturing a drug they claim left they twin babies critically ill. Newborns Thomas Boone and Zoë Grace were left fighting for their lives when they were mistakenly given 1,000 times the normal 10-unit dose of blood-thinning drug Heparin by staff at Los Angeles’ Cedar’s Sinai Medical Center. In a lawsuit filed by the Quaids in Chicago, Illinois on Tuesday, the couple names Baxter Healthcare Corp. as the defendant, claiming the company failed to properly label vials of its product - the 10 units-per-millilitre vial of Heparin looks almost identical to the 10,000 units-per-millilitre vial. Gotcha. Good for Dennis and his wife. Still thank God he is no Randy Quaid.

The singer, known as Ginger Spice, quit the band in 1998, leaving Victoria ‘Posh’ Beckham, Emma ‘Baby’ Bunton, Melanie ‘Scary’ Brown and Melanie ‘Sporty’ Chisholm just before they were due to embark on their big U.S. tour. And Halliwell decided to take the opportunity of the opening night of the Spice Girls’ world tour to make amends in front of 15,800 fans.  She said, “I would like to say a big sorry to all the fans… especially those in America. I walked out on you as well as the girls. Hey Ginger loves the all mighty dollar. She is making mad cheddar on this tour.

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And finally, What is going on with Lindsay Lohan and Heath Ledger??? It looks like they hooked up in New York and hit it off! I’m hearing that they may have been meeting up late at night for sex!!! Oh this is just fantastic. I love slutty, promiscuous Double L.

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Ashley Tisdale’s New Job.

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

Happy Monday Kiddies and away I go. But Wait…Is it already December 3rd? what’s up with that?

High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale had a rhinoplasty procedure Friday to correct her deviated septum. “Growing up I always knew I had a deviated septum on the right side of my nose, which caused trouble breathing,” Tisdale told People exclusively on Monday from her Los Angeles home. “The older I got, the worse it got. I went to get it checked out, and the doctor told me the septum was 80 percent deviated and that I had two small fractures on my nose. I’m not feeling great today. It’s uncomfortable and I hope this is the only time I ever have to go through something like this. “I was completely scared. I wasn’t looking forward to the surgery at all. I actually had trouble sleeping for a week before.” The 22-year-old insists she is not an advocate for plastic surgery. Good for her. Now if she can come out admit to getting a boobjob I will be a happy camper.

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People.com reports that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo was seen together at the Hollywood nightclub Teddy’s, as the two helped Simpson’s friend, Cacee Cobb, celebrate her 30th birthday. People reports the two what in hugged up in a secluded booth kissing and caressing each other. Roma in the past was rumored to be dating Carrie Underwood and Britney Spears. Wow he has had more ass than a toilette seat. Oh that old gag.

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Happy Birthday goes out to Miss. Spears. Britney put her custody and legal woes behind her on Saturday night as she celebrated her 26th birthday in style. The pop star, who actually turned 26 on Sunday, partied with old pal Paris Hilton at a mansion in Bel Air, Los Angeles. Spears chose the venue because of its Scandinavian looks. The singer’s cousin and former assistant, Ali Sims, and dancer companion Sam Lutfi also partied with the pop star, who last week denied reports she’s pregnant with music producer J.R. Rotem’s baby. Wow, another year older, and another kid on the way maybe?

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Speaking of Miss Britney Spears, Mr. Britney Spears, ex-husband K-Fed has vehemently denied reports he is seeking an increase in child support from the pop superstar. Federline was alleged to be asking for more cash from his former spouse because the financial agreement currently in place was made when the couple had joint custody of boys Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, one. And with the dancer now having full physical custody of the kids, reports claimed he was looking for an increase to help fund life as a full-time single parent. Oh bloody hell, just put the kids up to adoption or give them to Mrs. Jamie Spears. AKA, Britney’s mom.

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And finally, R&B star Rihanna has vowed never to strip off for a photo shoot - because her mother would be outraged. The Barbadian singer - who is reportedly dating Hollywood actor Josh Hartnett - is keen to keep her image clean, despite giving her latest album the provocative title Good Girl Gone Bad. She says, “I’m only 19. My mother would kill me if I did!” Damn it. I guess I will have to spank it to, her Umbrella video.

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