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Happy Friday Kiddies, and I might as well wish you now…Merry Christmas. With it being the holiday weekend, and me moving into my parents house tonight, I don’t see an update happening till Wednesday or so. Sorry but that’s the way I roll. Oh Jamie, please don’t tell me this is true. Teen icon Jamie-Lynn Spears’ aunt has suggested the TV star became pregnant on purpose in a big to steal some of big sister Miss. Britney Spears limelight. The Zoey 101 star stunned the world earlier this week by confirming she was three months pregnant, and not everyone is supporting her decision to become a young mom.  Speaking out on TV news show Extra, Spears’ aunt Chanda McGovern says, “Whether she got pregnant on purpose or by accident she’s wanting a little ‘me’ attention because everything’s going on with Britney.” I just sure as hell hope that she does not take any parenting advice from Britney.

Happy Tuesday. Yes I know I updated this yesterday but this evening there is some huge huge news. And away I go. Keep in mind this will be a small update, a big one will be tomorrow.

And what can this huge story be? Britney Spears’ younger sister Jamie Lynn, is pregnant.

The 16-year-old stars in Nickelodeon’s Zoey 101. Spears spoke with OK! magazine in its latest issue. She tells the mag that the father is her longtime boyfriend Casey Aldridge and that she is keeping the baby. “As soon as I found out for sure from the doctor, I took two weeks to myself where I didn’t tell anybody,” she says to OK!. “Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone’s opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me.” Lynne Spears tells OK!: “I didn’t believe it because Jamie Lynn’s always been so conscientious. She’s never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby.” Woohoo. Greatest year of celebrity gossip ever. I kind of wanna be adopted by The Spears Family. Is that bad?

Thank God, my dream girl isn’t pregnant, and will not lose that perfect body. Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt has dismissed speculation she’s pregnant with her first child. The Ghost Whisperer star was reported to be expecting a baby with her Scottish actor fiancé Ross McCall on a number of online blogs on Monday. But her representative insists, “Jennifer is not pregnant.” Hewitt recently hit back at the media for criticizing bikini photographs showing her in a less than flattering light, insisting she’s perfectly healthy and not overweight. Oh thank God. In my mind, she will still be a virgin until the day I marry her.

And finally, T.V. personality Rachael Ray has signed a two-year deal with the Food Network for a new prime-time series called Rachael’s Vacation. Set to premiere Jan. 12, the show follows Ray as she travels the globe, stopping in places like Dublin, Ireland; Bordeaux, France; Lisbon, Portugal; and Barcelona, Spain, to introduce viewers to the spots she loves, as well as giving tips for traveling, shopping and dining. As part of the agreement, Ray also agreed to appear in 60 new episodes per year of the daytime series 30 Minute Meals, the Food Network said in a statement. Good for her, I love me some EVOO and Garlic.

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Happy Monday Kiddies, and Happy Vacation to me, 8 days left.

Somewhere, Kid Rock is smiling.. Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Rick Solomon Friday, citing “irreconcilable differences,” CelebTV.com reports. This is the third marriage for both. They wed in Las Vegas’s Mirage Hotel on October 6. Ha-ha-ha. I guess 3^rd time wasn’t a charm. I wonder if Rick “I nailed Paris” Solomon got the hep from her.

U.S. late-night talk-show host Conan O’Brien said he decided to go back to work despite the ongoing writers strike to save the jobs of his show’s employees. NBC announced Monday that hosts O’Brien and Jay Leno will be back on the air Jan. 2. Since the Writers Guild of America struck against the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers Nov. 5, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Late Night with Conan O’Brien have been in repeats. NBC said it will resume broadcasting new episodes beginning Jan. 2 and guest lineups for the shows will be announced later. They should just hire the writers from Saved By The Bell. They were fantastical.

Jessica Simpson looked the part of a supportive girlfriend Sunday night, cheering her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback Tony Romo, as he took on the Philadelphia Eagles. But she wasn’t exactly a good luck charm. Romo played the worst game of his career, (with a quarterback rating of 22.2) fumbling the ball and throwing three interceptions and saw his team lose to the Eagles 10-6. Even sports commentator Joe Buck acknowledged, “It’s never easy to play in front of your girlfriend.” Wow, Jessica Simpson is just bad luck. First Nick is basically married to Vanessa, now this.

Amy Winehouse is kind of taking a step in the right direction. The troubled junkie has vowed to seek help for her drug addictions in the New Year – after enjoying a boozy Christmas. The Rehab singer has been battling substance abuse problems for several months, following her highly-publicized collapse from a drugs overdose in August. And Winehouse’s addiction has reportedly worsened since her husband Blake Fielder-Civil was incarcerated last month on suspicion of perverting the course of justice in relation to a charge of grievous bodily harm. Good for her I guess. Way to acknowledge you have substance issues.

Will Smith’s “I Am Legend” took in $76 million this weekend, making it the best December opening ever!!! Good for him. As long as it is better than that tearjerker Pursuit Of Happiness.

2 more stories to report than I am out. And by out, I mean NAP TIME.

So you may be scratching your head wondering who had the top grossing tour of 2007, well here at the stats:
1. The Police-$212 million

2. Genesis- $129 million
3. Justin Timberlake-$126 million
4. Kenny Chesney- $71.2
5. Rod Stewart- $70 million

And finally, numerous reports are saying Tony Parker has cheated on Eva Longoria with a French model. The model claims she and Tony hooked up. Parker released a statement yesterday saying he loves his wife and she’s the best thing in his life. Tony? You are such a flipping idiot. Why would you cheat on Eva Long-WHORE-ia. She is hot!!

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