Happy Wednesday Kiddies and away I go. 3 updates in 3 days, I guess it is a big week in celebrity gossip.

Actress Mischa Barton was charged on Tuesday with drunken driving, marijuana possession and driving without a license, Los Angeles prosecutors said. Barton, 22, best known for her role as Marissa Cooper on the hit television show The O.C., was stopped by police while driving in West Hollywood at around 3 a.m. on Dec 27. Police said at the time her car was straddling two lanes of traffic and she failed to signal when making a turn. Oh that drunken Coop, now go kiss a girl.

Michael Jackson, famed Neverland Valley Ranch in California will be foreclosed and sold on March 19 unless the pop star pays a balance of nearly $25 million, property records showed on Tuesday. FoxNews.com celebrity columnist Roger Friedman reported on the Web site that Jackson has been formally apprised of the foreclosure and that legal documents have also been filed with the Santa Barbara County Recorder’s office. “You are in default of a deed of trust …,” Jackson was told in the five-page filing, according to a copy of the document published by FoxNews.com. “Unless you take action to protect your property it may be sold at a public sale.” I could drop 20 bucks on a nice merry-go-round.

Eminem’s best bud Dr. Dre is adding drinks entrepreneur to his resume - he’s to launch a premium brand of cognac in a new venture with Drinks American Holdings Inc. The rapper/producer has become an equity owner in the beverage firm, which produces and markets both alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks. The company’s first range of drinks with Dre will include the super premium cognac and a sparkling vodka, reports AllHipHop.com.  And Dre is also looking into entering the imported premium tequila business. I could go for a nice Dr Dre Vodka Tonic.

Everyone’s favorite Ex, K-Fed will take a break from parenting on March 21 to celebrate his 30th birthday in Las Vegas, PEOPLE has learned. Just like at his 29th birthday, Federline will celebrate at Caesars Palace’s Pure nightclub. Last year, his parents and even ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson attended the bash at the club. Wow, that K-Fed. Always looking for an opportunity to cash in.

And finally, Two years before Jay Leno is even contractually able to negotiate his future, the big studios are already positioning themselves to snag the chinsome host, with staggering millions on the table. It’s nice to be wanted! Both ABC and Fox have intimated that they’re interested, but NBC may want to keep Leno for other purposes — when Conan takes over in 2009. There’s also buzz that Leno may stay behind the desk – but that would cost NBC a $45 million penalty payable to O’Brien. The New York Times reports that Sony may fork over as much as $40 million a year for the silver fox, which would surpass Letterman’s reported $30 million annual paycheck. That’s a lotta jokes! Jay Leno? More like Jay Lame-o.

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Happy Tuesday Kiddies and away I go.

Yeah I know I updated yesterday, but there is some big news to report.U.S. television starlet and teen mom-to-be Jamie Lynn Spears has passed her General Educational Development exams, a published report said Monday. The Zoey 101 actress, 16, has earned her GED, her representative told Usmagazine.com. Jamie Lynn Spears, the younger sister of pop star Britney Spears, has previously said she might take classes at Louisiana State University. I haven’t thought anything about what I might study, she reportedly said. I’ll have to look more into that. But if I went anywhere, I think it would be fun to go to LSU. Jamie Lynn Spears has been keeping a low-profile since announcing late last year she is pregnant with her first child. Good for her, and getting her shit together. I guess she is the good child.

Happy Monday and I hope everyone shoveled themselves out over the weekend.

Jennifer Lopez has become a mother for the first time - after giving birth to a boy and a girl in New York, People reports. The children - fathered by the singer’s husband Marc Anthony - were born early on Friday at the North Shore University Hospital in Long Island, just eleven minutes apart. According to the magazine, The girl was born at 12:12am weighing five pounds seven ounces, with the boy born at 12:23am, weighing in at a heavier six pounds. Simon Fields, Lopez’s representative, told People, “Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon.” Good for them and I am hearing they are getting the fat payday of 5 million dollars for their pics, thank you People Magazine.

Poplet Aaron Carter has been arrested for drug possession in Texas. The 20-year-old was pulled over by cops after he was spotted speeding in Kimble County at around midday on Thursday. According to TMZ.com, a subsequent search of the singer’s Cadillac Escalade turned up less than two ounces of marijuana and he was taken to a local jail in the town of Junction, where he is currently behind bars. And now maybe that dirt bag can get a shave and a shower in the slammer.

New Jersey good ole boys The Jonas Brothers, have vowed to stay virgins until they wed.  The three brothers, Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas, have revealed they’ve sworn a vow of purity to each other. Joe, 18, says, “(We’ve made) promises to ourselves and to God that we’ll stay pure till marriage. The trio all wear purity rings to remind them of their pledge. Nick, 15, who previously dated Miley Cyrus, tells Details magazine, “I got mine made at Disney World. It’s pretty awesome.” Well it worked wonders for both Jessica and Britney. What could go wrong?

A source close to Hollywood star Angelina Jolie has confirmed the actress is pregnant with her second child, People magazine reported. The unidentified source told People the Tomb Raider star and actor Brad Pitt are expecting their second child together and were thrilled to be adding to their brood. Jolie’s condition was also readily apparent at Saturday’s Film Independent Spirit Awards ceremony in California, People said. Wearing a tight black dress to the annual awards show, Jolie’s growing baby bump added extra confirmation to the prevailing pregnancy rumors. At least this one is from The United States.

TMZ.com is reporting this so take it for what it is worth. There are some very strong rumors swirling around this inter-web thing that Justin Timberlake has been fooling around with Kate Hudson while in London, while his girlfriend of more than a year Jessica Beil is here in the United States. And isn’t Kate Hudson showing a little pudge right now?

Ne-yo was arrested for reckless driving, TMZ.com reports. According to the Web site, the singer - real name Shaffer Smith - was picked up for reckless driving and for driving without a valid license in Cobb County, Georgia on February 19. He was reported to have been driving over 100 mph in his 2006 Range Rover. Oh Ne-yo he didn’t. Oh at least I try.

And finally, 4 people were sent home from Idol last week. The 4 were really nobodies in the grand scheme of things, they are just cutting the fat. The four people were, Amy, Joanne, Colton and Garrett. Joanne was the plus sized model from Hoboken, Amy was a no one, Colton and Graham were lame. My 2 pics are still in it.

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OK, I know I had a big update earlier tonight, but I need to inform you of my two choices, one guy and one girl for AI this year.

Michael Johns for the guys.

And for the ladies, Carly Smithson.

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Happy Wednesday Kiddies and away I go.

Britney’s father, Jamie, has stepped in to help his daughter regain visitation rights of her two sons. Spears has not seen her sons since her breakdown on January 3. “Jamie Spear’s presence is an extreme positive,” Kevin Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, told People. He added that her father’s presence could make it possible “to develop a visitation plan that enables these children to have a mother in their lives.” Hum I just don’t think that 6 weeks is long enough. The longer Britney has to get her head straight, the better.

Pink has split from her husband of two years, motocross racer Carey Hart. The “Who Knew” singer, 28, married 32-year-old Hart in January 2006 at a ceremony in Costa Rica. The star - real name Alecia Moore - recently denied reports her marriage was in trouble but has now confirmed the split. Moore’s publicist Michele Schweitzer insists Pink and Hart have ended their relationship on amicable terms. Hum I wonder if it was Pink’s wondering eye for the Pink Taco that split them up?

Oscar-winner Marlee Matlin will join fellow actors Steve Guttenberg and Shannon Elizabeth on the new season of reality show Dancing With The Stars. Other celebrities competing on the show include R&B singer Mario, funnyman Adam Carolla, TV actors Cristian De La Fuente and Marissa Jaret Winokur, and magician Penn Gillette. Celeb athletes taking part in the competition include Miami Dolphins defensive end Jason Taylor, figure skating champ Kristi Yamaguchi, and tennis champion Monica Seles. The reality dance competition begins March 17th, on ABC. Wow, is it just me or is this the biggest bunch of has beens yet?

Uber Mary Zac Efron has confessed to a secret passion (Nope its not for eyeliner) - he loves American Idol. The teen actor loves the talent contest so much he often hides at the back of studio shows - and watches the wannabes perform live. He tells MTV.com, “I like American Idol because it deals with regular people who really have a dream and like to perform. “There was a period where I was actually going to the shows of American Idol. A few years ago, I went, like, almost every week. That was the season Taylor Hicks won. Um, Ok. Wait, Taylor Hicks won Idol?

Lindsay Lohan’s mother Dina will “set the record straight” about her showbiz family in a new reality show called “Momager.” Dina will show off her life as manager of Lindsay and her other daughter Ali’s showbiz careers in the E! network show - and she promises her A-list offspring will make an appearance to boost ratings. Lohan Sr. says, “This show is more about our family, and Ali’s music, and what we do. Setting the record straight about what’s been written about our family.” “Lindsay will be in and out of the show. She’s my daughter!” But Dina’s ex-husband Michael is skeptical of the role his elder daughter will play in the show - and insists he is having nothing to do with it. He tells the New York Daily News, “Lindsay told me ‘absolutely not’ when I asked if she was going to be involved.” Well Color me there.

Martha Steward’s Omin Media Company is buying up the rights to Emeril Legasse’s cookbooks, television show, and his licensed kitchen products. However the deal does not include his restaurants. The mind-blowing factor is that the deal went down for 50 million dollars. I wonder if Martha had any insider information on this deal.

And finally. Well this is definitely some exciting news. The first new Life episode of Saturday Night Live since the strike, will air on Saturday Night. Tina Fey will be the host while Carrie Underwood will be the performer. Sounds like a good show to me.

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Happy Monday Kiddies and Happy Presidents day. I woke up a little while ago, and I heard a funny topical joke. How do you know that Abe Lincoln was Jewish? Because he was shot in the temple!!

Happy Wednesday Kiddies, and away I go.

Super-hottie Christina Aguleria has denied rumors she is set to bare all in a post-pregnancy nude spread for Playboy magazine. The 27-year-old - who gave birth to her first child, son Max, in January - was reportedly approached by editor-in-chief Hugh Hefner for a saucy shoot in an upcoming issue of the men’s magazine. But a representative for the singer has confirmed the report is “false”, although a close friend of the “Dirty” hitmaker admits the star is “flattered” to be approached. I would go there, I mean have you seen her post-pregnancy fun bags?

Britney Spears is to have a law in Los Angeles named after her - because her $24,000 police escort to hospital last month prompted councilmen to propose the amendment.  The troubled pop star was taken from her Coldwater Canyon home to UCLA Medical Center on January 31 in an ambulance with a motorcade from the Los Angeles Police Department. The job of the motorcade, which included more than 20 police officers, a helicopter and a team of intervention specialists, was to block off traffic ahead and behind the ambulance carrying Spears to hospital, and to keep the paparazzi at bay. And the move has inspired L.A. City Councilman Dennis P. Zine to propose a safety zone be set up to protect areas around celebrities, hospitals, traffic, businesses and homes. First a cocktail, now a law, well it is great being Britney.

Well this is interesting. Lindsay Lohan is working with Ne-yo on her new album - the follow-up to her 2005 sophomore release A Little More Personal. The Mean Girls star is also rumored to be working with rapper 50 Cent for her latest music project. Can anyone say threesome?

A Los Angeles judge has sentenced the rapper known as The Game to 60 days in jail for having a gun in a school zone. The Game, whose real name is Jayceon Taylor, also was ordered to complete 150 hours of community service and three years probation after he pleaded no contest to the felony charge, TMZ.com said Monday. The charge stems from a February 2007 incident in which Taylor allegedly pulled a gun and threatened a player from an opposing team during a pick-up basketball game at a school in South Los Angeles. Taylor, 28, also had faced three felony counts for making criminal threats and exhibiting a firearm in the presence of a peace officer, but two counts were tossed out as part of his plea agreement, TMZ.com said. I just hope he does not play that favorite crime “Game” drop the soap.

Speaking of rappers in trouble, Lil’ Wayne has been indicted on drugs and weapons charges after he was arrested in Arizona last month. At an arraignment hearing on Friday the 25-year-old - real name Dwayne Michael Carter Jr. - pleaded not guilty to charges of possession of a narcotic drug for sale, possession of dangerous drugs, possession of drug paraphernalia and misconduct involving weapons. The rapper’s tour bus was stopped on January 22, 2008, at a U.S. Border Patrol checkpoint near Dateland, Arizona. Federal agents searched the bus and arrested Carter after reportedly finding marijuana, cocaine, ecstasy and miscellaneous drug paraphernalia as well as a 40-caliber pistol. Carter is due back in court on March 7 for a status hearing. But his attorney James Tilson has insisted the star’s forthcoming U.S. tour will not be affected. Well that does not help out his situation.

Aretha Franklin is upset that Beyoncé introduced Tina Turner as the Queen at the Grammy awards on Sunday night. Aretha things that Beyoncé or the Grammy writers were taking a direct potshot at her. Um, simmer down there, the whole world does not revolve around you there Aretha.

And finally, Paris Hilton’s younger brother, Barron, was arrested yesterday morning for a dui. That’s right kiddies, I said morning. The 18 year old allegedly struck a garage worker when he pulled into a gas station. All though the worker was not seriously injured, he did insist on calling the cops. Barron’s blood alcohol level was .14, which is double the legal limit in California. Well it definitely runs in the family.

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