Happy Monday Kiddies and Happy Presidents day. I woke up a little while ago, and I heard a funny topical joke. How do you know that Abe Lincoln was Jewish? Because he was shot in the temple!!
A judge has granted a request to name Britney Spears’ older brother a trustee to the troubled singer’s funds. The new ruling will give Bryan Spears, 30, and attorney Ivan Taback the authority to serve temporarily as co-trustee powers to the SJP Revocable Trust, reports TMZ.com The trust had been entirely in the singer’s name, but according to court documents filed Thursday, other executors may be added if the acting trustee “is under a legal disability or if by reason of illness or mental or physical disability, in the written opinion of two doctors then practicing medicine, he or she is unable to manage his or her affairs”. I hope this is another step in the right direction. I guess this means buying a new Benz on a whim is just out of the question.

Oh dear God, please tell me this is not true. Retired Pop Star Jessica Simpson ,is in talks to star in a new reality TV show that will document the recording of her next LP. The 27-year-old has been in the studio recording her upcoming country LP – and her father/manager Joe Simpson insists she is eager to share the process with Country Music Television viewers. He explains, “With Newlyweds, she let everyone into her world. Then she had to shut the world out. “Now she can open it up again so people can see, here’s a girl struggling with self-esteem and finding her way. Country music is about storytelling, after all.” SO how long before her sextape is accidentally released?

AI Winner Jordin Sparks will be opening for Alicia Keys on Keys’ upcoming, North American As I Am concert tour. Sparks, who won the Outstanding New Artist award at the 39th NAACP Image Awards Thursday night, will help kick off the Alicia Keys tour April 19 in Hampton, Virginia. The 30-date tour — which includes gigs in Philadelphia, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Dallas, Toronto, Montreal and Washington — is scheduled to wrap in New York June 18. I am very excited about this news. Anything to support Idol. Speaking of Idol, I hear that you can download performances on ITunes starting this week.

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills’ weeklong divorce hearing ended Monday without a deal, and a judge will now impose a settlement on the warring couple. As legal teams left court, McCartney’s lawyer Nicholas Mostyn told reporters that judge Hugh Bennett had reserved his ruling. The judge will now spend several weeks working out a settlement. Mills and McCartney separated in 2006 after four years of marriage. They went to court to decide on Mills’ share of the former Beatle’s fortune, which is estimated at as much as $1.6 billion. Once a gold digger, always a gold digger. Give her 5 million and get out of his life you skeezer.

Bai Ling’s good looks and eccentric outfits have frequently put her picture in celebrity magazines, but that doesn’t mean she can take the magazines for free. The Chinese actress was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of shoplifting two celebrity magazines and two packets of batteries at Los Angeles International Airport. The items had a total value of $16, said Sgt. Jim Holcomb of the airport’s police department. The 41-year-old actress was detained by a store employee who summoned police, Holcomb said. She was booked for investigation of misdemeanor shoplifting and released after agreeing to appear in court on March 5. 41? She does not look a day over 50. Um I know she really isn’t a celebrity or anything, but 16 dollars? Bai, I would have bought it for you, for a blumpkin.

And finally, Lindsay Lohan recreates Marilyn Monroe’s famous and very revealing “Last Sitting” photographs for the new issue of New York Magazine. To put it simply she is topless and in see-through panties in the pics. Wow, she really will do anything for attention.

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