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Happy Monday kiddies and Happy Birthday K-Ped. Ya know who you are.  Super chestie, Jessica Simpson has been hospitalized with a minor kidney infection.The 27-year-old checked into Los Angeles’ Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Friday complaining of “feeling achy” and suffering a “fever”, reports In Touch. Simpson has responded well to treatment and is expected to be released later on Monday, according to her rep. Well that sounds like she is getting a boobjob to me, what do you think?

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Happy Thursday Kiddies and away I go. Sorry I didn’t update it earlier in the week, but the Italian relatives are in town, and it is happy family time.

Former American Idol winner Carrie Underwood has reportedly split from her actor boyfriend Chace Crawford. The couple has been dating since last summer but did not go public with their romance until October. And now Us Weekly is reporting that the pair has decided to separate. Underwood’s representative was not available for comment, while Crawford’s declined making a statement. Gossip Girls star Crawford was recently forced to deny rumors of a romance with former ‘N Sync star J.C. Chasez – insisting, “For the record, we’re both straight. We’re not dating ” Straight? K, if you say so ya big Mary.

Britney Spears’ cousin has confirmed the singer’s pregnant sister Jamie Lynn will wed her longtime boyfriend Casey Aldridge. Tina Robinson claims Aldridge, the father of the 16-year-old’s unborn child, proposed to Jamie Lynn “a few days ago”. Reports the Zoey 101 star and Aldridge, 18, are engaged to be married surfaced earlier this week when Jamie Lynn was spotted showing off a diamond ring to friends and family in her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana, and to relatives in Mississippi. Robinson tells UsMagazine.com, “He proposed a few days ago, and she accepted. “They probably weren’t expecting (the proposal) to be, like, right now, but, with her being pregnant, that really pushed it up.” Um does this mean they are going to raise the baby together, not giving it up for adoption. Come on Jamie-Lynn, do the right thing.

Speaking of the Spears Train-wreck Clan, I am hearing some exciting rumors. This weekend Former Nick Darling, Jamie Lynn can not attend because she is fat, I mean pregnant, and is not the proper image for Nick So guess who is going to go in her place? MISS BRITNEY SPEARS Bitches. Oh the come back is in full effect.

Richie Sambora has been arrested for drunk-driving in California. The “Living On A Prayer” hitmaker was pulled over by cops in Laguna Beach late on Tuesday after they observed him driving erratically, according to TMZ.com. He failed numerous field sobriety tests and was detained him for DUI. According to the Web site, he could also face charges for endangerment because his 10-year-old daughter, Ava, was in the car with him at the time of the arrest, as well as another juvenile and a woman. Police sources told TMZ.com that the Laguna Beach P.D. is “actively investigating” the incident. Sambora appears tired and disheveled in a police mug shot, taken during his detention. What is his deal? Doesn’t he know not to drink and drive? Especially with your daughter riding shotgun. Richie, please check yourself into rehab.

Comedian Robin Williams’ second wife, whom he met when she was his nanny, has filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences, court documents showed on Wednesday. Marsha Garces Williams filed her petition in a San Francisco court late last week. The couple has been separated since December 31, and she is requesting joint custody of their 16-year-old son, Cody, according to the filing. The couple have been married since 1989 and have two children. Their daughter, Zelda, is 18 years old. They first met when she took care of Williams’ son with his previous wife, Valerie Valardi. Wow, well 19 years is an eternity in out in La-La-Land.

2 more stories to go, and then I am out the do’. Leona Lewis has shot to the top of the U.S. singles chart with “Bleeding Love” – making her the first British female solo star to achieve the feat in over 20 years. The song has climbed up seven places on the Billboard Hot 100 to knock Usher‘s “Love In This Club” off the number one spot. Sales of the single shot up after Lewis appeared on chatshow queen Oprah Winfrey’s show and praised her, saying, “You’re the real deal girl! Talk about a star is born!” She is a keeper, I totally love her. I am jumping on the Leona Lewis bandwagon today, March 24^th.

Well this is an interesting marketing campaign. Dr. Pepper is so incredibly anxious for Axl Rose and Guns and Roses to their new cd, they are offering free soda as an incentive. The company has promised that if Rose releases Chinese Democracy at any point in 2008, everyone in America will receive a free can of Dr. Pepper, reports New York gossip column PageSix.com. A company spokesman says, “It took a little patience for us to perfect Dr. Pepper’s special mix of 23 ingredients, so we completely understand and empathies with Axl’s question for the perfect album.” Now if it was a nice Jack and Coke, than I would totally be on board.

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Happy Monday kiddies and away I go. Yeah I know, call me Mr. Slacker. But it is the Holiest week of the year. So you forgive me, Right?  See you again Wednesday.

“The Hills” star Lauren Conrad has slammed Us Weekly for using a fake interview and embarrassing her on the front cover. The reality TV star has accused the magazine of pulling together a number of interviews and placing her picture on the front cover with the headline, ‘Stabbed in the Back’ – referring to her friend and co-star Audrina Partridge.  But Conrad is adamant she has not spoken to anyone at the publication. She writes on her blog, “The article itself is a nice one but it follows headlines that, in no way, represent my words or feelings. I do not feel betrayed by Audrina or (Conrad’s ex) Brody (Jenner). I love them both and said nothing to contradict this.” And a friends tells New York gossip column Page Six Conrad was not happy with the article because she is friends with people at the magazine: “She’s very good friends with these people. She goes out to dinner with them, and so does Audrina. So Lauren definitely wasn’t happy when she saw this cover.” Good for her, and sticking up for what you believe in.

Troubled singer Britney Spears is going back to her dancing roots – she’s reportedly planning to open her own studio. The “Toxic” hitmaker wants to open a studio next to her favored North Hollywood Millennium Dance Complex, where she has been practicing her own routines as well as teaching a class of youngsters. A source tells celebrity gossip website PerezHilton.com, “It will be right near Millennium. And she plans to call it The Basement.” Woohoo. There it goes Britney, keep up the great work. Nicely Done.

The husband of British soul singer Corinne Bailey Rae was found dead in an apartment in Leeds, England, the BBC reports. A spokesman for West Yorkshire Police said officers were called to the home where they found saxophonist Jason Rae, 31, Saturday afternoon. In connection with the case, a 32-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of supplying controlled drugs, and was since released on bail, according to police. Oh Man, I totally dug her album, she is talent.

Kevin Federline celebrated the big 3-0 over the weekend at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas, and no, he didn’t get cozy with his ex Shar Jackson, who is the mother to his first two kids, Kori and Kaleb. Federline and Jackson did, however, celebrate his birthday mostly “side by side,” according to an onlooker. “You can tell they get along great,” said the witness. “Were they friendly, yes. Flirty? No.” In addition to hanging out with Jackson, Federline (who “didn’t look fat at all,” according to the witness) drank Jack Daniels and Knight’s Head beer before grabbing the mic and engaging in a profanity-filled speech. Oh that K-Fed. He is always down for a good tirade.

Well this should come as no surprise. Jackass star Steve-O who just last week told the world that he was and I quote “In The Loony Bin” updated his blog Thursday with a post. In the post, Steve-O confessed that I the depths of his addiction and reveals his heavy hand his parents played a big part in it. “Mom was very alcoholic, and I feel that is a gross understatement,” the 33-year-old explained. “I’d love to say that I first took to alcohol out of affection for my mother (there was never any shortage of that for me) but I think the truth is that I was always powerless over it. I know I was always powerless over alcoholism, because it had such a grip on Mom’s adulthood and my childhood, and I never chose to fight it. Until now.” In a shocking revelation he says he pieced together from “vague memories of being told stories that are similar or exactly the same,” Steve-O claims that his parents even gave him alcohol as an infant.

And finally, Jamie Lee Curtis went shirtless to pose for AARP The Magazine.  Curtis is shown sporting gray hair and wading in water up to her chest on the cover of the magazine’s May/June issue, which will be available Monday. The star of “True Lies,” “A Fish Called Wanda” and other films becomes eligible for membership in AARP, the nonprofit organization for people 50 and over, when she celebrates her birthday Nov. 22. See that would have been hot is it was back in 1994, and she did that fandango rose dance thing in that Arnold movie. And BTW, we all know the reason she didn’t go bottomless. Boing.

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