Archive for March, 2008

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Monday, March 31st, 2008

Happy Monday kiddies and Happy Birthday K-Ped. Ya know who you are.  Super chestie, Jessica Simpson has been hospitalized with a minor kidney infection.The 27-year-old checked into Los Angeles’ Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Friday complaining of “feeling achy” and suffering a “fever”, reports In Touch. Simpson has responded well to treatment and is expected to be released later on Monday, according to her rep. Well that sounds like she is getting a boobjob to me, what do you think?

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British funnyman Sacha Baron Cohen has sparked outrage in Kansas - by stripping down to a pair of hot pants and terrorizing locals. The actor is currently filming his latest movie Bruno - a mockumentary about a homosexual Austrian TV presenter - and gathering footage of his interaction with locals. But the oddball character’s outrageous dress sense has not gone down too well with respectable Kansans and local newspapers have reported that a “European man” was “putting security on red alert” by “stripping down to tight shorts and dancing in the lobby of Wichita Airport”. And the high jinx hasn’t ended there - Cohen and his crew are reported to have disrupted an Easter play at a Kansas church by turning up in “chains”. A spokesperson for the actor declined to comment on reports. Oh that Borat and his nutty ways.

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Paris Hilton has been left with a swollen and grazed chin - after she was swarmed by paparazzi while exiting a restaurant in the Czech Republic. The reality TV star is currently touring with boyfriend Benji Madden and his band Good Charlotte in Europe, with the pair squeezing in a romantic sightseeing tour together in Prague on Sunday. But their plans were scrapped when the 27-year-old’s presence led to hysteria amongst photographers clambering to take her picture, with a major fight breaking out amongst rival snappers. Oh was she shooting a new porn at that time and she slipped on some banana juice?

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Sir Michael Caine was so terrified by the late Heath Ledger’s chilling depiction of the Joker in new Batman film The Dark Knight he forgot his lines. The 75-year-old actor plays a butler in the movie and he admits the star turned him into a wreck when the pair came face to face for a scene. He says, “You think Jack Nicholson in the role and you can’t imagine anyone topping him. Heath’s just as good in another direction. He’s terrifying. “The first time I saw him, we were rehearsing. He comes up in the elevator to me in Batman’s flat and raids the place. “And I hadn’t seen him, I’d never met him and he comes out screaming and it’s like ‘wow.’ I completely forgot my lines. Scary. It will frighten the life out of people.” Please people, let him rest in peace.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina did not tie the knot Saturday in New Orleans as some had suspected, a source has told People. Confusion surrounded the marital status of Pitt and Jolie after the actor’s representative failed to rule out rumors the couple had married on Saturday. The Fight Club star - who insisted he’d never again exchange nuptials until everyone in the U.S. had the right to - reportedly headed into a New Orleans church with Jolie to immortalize their relationship in marriage. Um, listen they will get married. They have the perfect life, why mess it up with a stupid ring?

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2 more than I am duns. Celebrity chef Giada De Laurentiis is is the new mother of a baby girl, PEOPLE has confirmed. “De Laurentiis and husband Todd Thompson welcomed their first child, a healthy baby girl, on Saturday March 29 in Los Angeles,” her rep tells PEOPLE. “Jade Marie De Laurentiis Thompson weighed in at 5lbs, 13oz.” The baby is the first for the Food Network star and Today show contributor, 37, and her husband since 2003, Todd Thompson, 44, a clothing designer. I would totally hit that.

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And finally, Looks like The Today Show’s got the right stuff: All five original New Kids on the Block members – Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Danny Wood and brothers Jordan and Jonathan Knight – will appear together in the morning show’s courtyard on April 4, a source tells PEOPLE. The boy band, which made legions of tweens swoon in the early ’90s, selling more than 50 million albums, became a worldwide phenomenon before calling it quits in 1994. Since then, the oldest “Kid,” Jonathan Knight, 39, retreated back to Boston to become a real estate developer. Former members Wahlberg, 38, and McIntyre, 35, have seen acting success, while Wood, 38, has worked as a music producer and Jordan Knight, 37, has continued to record.

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Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Happy Thursday Kiddies and away I go. Sorry I didn’t update it earlier in the week, but the Italian relatives are in town, and it is happy family time.

Former American Idol winner Carrie Underwood has reportedly split from her actor boyfriend Chace Crawford. The couple has been dating since last summer but did not go public with their romance until October. And now Us Weekly is reporting that the pair has decided to separate. Underwood’s representative was not available for comment, while Crawford’s declined making a statement. Gossip Girls star Crawford was recently forced to deny rumors of a romance with former ‘N Sync star J.C. Chasez - insisting, “For the record, we’re both straight. We’re not dating ” Straight? K, if you say so ya big Mary.

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Britney Spears’ cousin has confirmed the singer’s pregnant sister Jamie Lynn will wed her longtime boyfriend Casey Aldridge. Tina Robinson claims Aldridge, the father of the 16-year-old’s unborn child, proposed to Jamie Lynn “a few days ago”. Reports the Zoey 101 star and Aldridge, 18, are engaged to be married surfaced earlier this week when Jamie Lynn was spotted showing off a diamond ring to friends and family in her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana, and to relatives in Mississippi. Robinson tells UsMagazine.com, “He proposed a few days ago, and she accepted. “They probably weren’t expecting (the proposal) to be, like, right now, but, with her being pregnant, that really pushed it up.” Um does this mean they are going to raise the baby together, not giving it up for adoption. Come on Jamie-Lynn, do the right thing.

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Speaking of the Spears Train-wreck Clan, I am hearing some exciting rumors. This weekend Former Nick Darling, Jamie Lynn can not attend because she is fat, I mean pregnant, and is not the proper image for Nick So guess who is going to go in her place? MISS BRITNEY SPEARS Bitches. Oh the come back is in full effect.

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Richie Sambora has been arrested for drunk-driving in California. The “Living On A Prayer” hitmaker was pulled over by cops in Laguna Beach late on Tuesday after they observed him driving erratically, according to TMZ.com. He failed numerous field sobriety tests and was detained him for DUI. According to the Web site, he could also face charges for endangerment because his 10-year-old daughter, Ava, was in the car with him at the time of the arrest, as well as another juvenile and a woman. Police sources told TMZ.com that the Laguna Beach P.D. is “actively investigating” the incident. Sambora appears tired and disheveled in a police mug shot, taken during his detention. What is his deal? Doesn’t he know not to drink and drive? Especially with your daughter riding shotgun. Richie, please check yourself into rehab.

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Comedian Robin Williams’ second wife, whom he met when she was his nanny, has filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences, court documents showed on Wednesday. Marsha Garces Williams filed her petition in a San Francisco court late last week. The couple has been separated since December 31, and she is requesting joint custody of their 16-year-old son, Cody, according to the filing. The couple have been married since 1989 and have two children. Their daughter, Zelda, is 18 years old. They first met when she took care of Williams’ son with his previous wife, Valerie Valardi. Wow, well 19 years is an eternity in out in La-La-Land.

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2 more stories to go, and then I am out the do’. Leona Lewis has shot to the top of the U.S. singles chart with “Bleeding Love” - making her the first British female solo star to achieve the feat in over 20 years. The song has climbed up seven places on the Billboard Hot 100 to knock Usher‘s “Love In This Club” off the number one spot. Sales of the single shot up after Lewis appeared on chatshow queen Oprah Winfrey’s show and praised her, saying, “You’re the real deal girl! Talk about a star is born!” She is a keeper, I totally love her. I am jumping on the Leona Lewis bandwagon today, March 24th.

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Well this is an interesting marketing campaign. Dr. Pepper is so incredibly anxious for Axl Rose and Guns and Roses to their new cd, they are offering free soda as an incentive. The company has promised that if Rose releases Chinese Democracy at any point in 2008, everyone in America will receive a free can of Dr. Pepper, reports New York gossip column PageSix.com. A company spokesman says, “It took a little patience for us to perfect Dr. Pepper’s special mix of 23 ingredients, so we completely understand and empathies with Axl’s question for the perfect album.” Now if it was a nice Jack and Coke, than I would totally be on board.

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Monday, March 24th, 2008

Happy Monday kiddies and away I go. Yeah I know, call me Mr. Slacker. But it is the Holiest week of the year. So you forgive me, Right?  See you again Wednesday.

“The Hills” star Lauren Conrad has slammed Us Weekly for using a fake interview and embarrassing her on the front cover. The reality TV star has accused the magazine of pulling together a number of interviews and placing her picture on the front cover with the headline, ‘Stabbed in the Back’ - referring to her friend and co-star Audrina Partridge.  But Conrad is adamant she has not spoken to anyone at the publication. She writes on her blog, “The article itself is a nice one but it follows headlines that, in no way, represent my words or feelings. I do not feel betrayed by Audrina or (Conrad’s ex) Brody (Jenner). I love them both and said nothing to contradict this.” And a friends tells New York gossip column Page Six Conrad was not happy with the article because she is friends with people at the magazine: “She’s very good friends with these people. She goes out to dinner with them, and so does Audrina. So Lauren definitely wasn’t happy when she saw this cover.” Good for her, and sticking up for what you believe in.

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Troubled singer Britney Spears is going back to her dancing roots - she’s reportedly planning to open her own studio. The “Toxic” hitmaker wants to open a studio next to her favored North Hollywood Millennium Dance Complex, where she has been practicing her own routines as well as teaching a class of youngsters. A source tells celebrity gossip website PerezHilton.com, “It will be right near Millennium. And she plans to call it The Basement.” Woohoo. There it goes Britney, keep up the great work. Nicely Done.

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The husband of British soul singer Corinne Bailey Rae was found dead in an apartment in Leeds, England, the BBC reports. A spokesman for West Yorkshire Police said officers were called to the home where they found saxophonist Jason Rae, 31, Saturday afternoon. In connection with the case, a 32-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of supplying controlled drugs, and was since released on bail, according to police. Oh Man, I totally dug her album, she is talent.

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Kevin Federline celebrated the big 3-0 over the weekend at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas, and no, he didn’t get cozy with his ex Shar Jackson, who is the mother to his first two kids, Kori and Kaleb. Federline and Jackson did, however, celebrate his birthday mostly “side by side,” according to an onlooker. “You can tell they get along great,” said the witness. “Were they friendly, yes. Flirty? No.” In addition to hanging out with Jackson, Federline (who “didn’t look fat at all,” according to the witness) drank Jack Daniels and Knight’s Head beer before grabbing the mic and engaging in a profanity-filled speech. Oh that K-Fed. He is always down for a good tirade.

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Well this should come as no surprise. Jackass star Steve-O who just last week told the world that he was and I quote “In The Loony Bin” updated his blog Thursday with a post. In the post, Steve-O confessed that I the depths of his addiction and reveals his heavy hand his parents played a big part in it. “Mom was very alcoholic, and I feel that is a gross understatement,” the 33-year-old explained. “I’d love to say that I first took to alcohol out of affection for my mother (there was never any shortage of that for me) but I think the truth is that I was always powerless over it. I know I was always powerless over alcoholism, because it had such a grip on Mom’s adulthood and my childhood, and I never chose to fight it. Until now.” In a shocking revelation he says he pieced together from “vague memories of being told stories that are similar or exactly the same,” Steve-O claims that his parents even gave him alcohol as an infant.

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And finally, Jamie Lee Curtis went shirtless to pose for AARP The Magazine.  Curtis is shown sporting gray hair and wading in water up to her chest on the cover of the magazine’s May/June issue, which will be available Monday. The star of “True Lies,” “A Fish Called Wanda” and other films becomes eligible for membership in AARP, the nonprofit organization for people 50 and over, when she celebrates her birthday Nov. 22. See that would have been hot is it was back in 1994, and she did that fandango rose dance thing in that Arnold movie. And BTW, we all know the reason she didn’t go bottomless. Boing.

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Catwoman becomes Cat-Mommy

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Happy Monday Kiddies and away I go.

American Idol winner Jordin Sparks celebrated her birthday by getting herself tattooed.  The singer turned 18 at the end of last year and decided to have her brother Phillippi’s initials and her favorite bible verse etched on her. She now has ‘PJ’ tattooed behind her left ear and ‘Timothy 4:12′ on her wrist. She admits the verse is very important to her: “It says `Don’t let anyone look down on you because you’re young, and instead set an example in life, faith, speech and purity.’ “It’s a daily reminder. I like it.” How Ironic. It’s like rain on a rainy day.

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So who is ready for a good Britney story. Sam Lutfi reportedly has agreed to keep his distance from troubled U.S. pop star Britney Spears for another month. Lutfi, a member of the singer’s entourage sometimes described in media reports as her manager, hasn’t been allowed to have any contact with the recording artist since last month. A temporary restraining order keeping him away from Spears was set to expire Monday, however, Lutfi has agreed to keep his distance for another month and the pact between representatives for Lutfi and Spears’ family is expected to be approved by a Los Angeles court, People.com reported. Yeah, another step in the right direction Britney. Way to go. Keep it up.

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Speaking of Miss Brit-Brit. The Lovely retired Pop Star and Mel Gibson shared their troubles over dinner on Saturday. The odd couple was spotted entering and leaving Russian restaurant Romanov in Studio City, Los Angeles within minutes of each other, and staff later confirmed they dined together for almost two hours. It is not known why the pair met for dinner, but both have been the subjects of media scrutiny in the past two years - Gibson was vilified for anti-Semitic remarks he made to a Jewish traffic cop during a drink driving arrest, while Spears’ erratic behavior and child custody battle has long been a tabloid staple. Wow, that is kind of strange. Does anyone else see Doomsday Coming?

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Halle Berry and her partner, model Gabriel Aubry, are celebrating after welcoming a baby girl into the world on Sunday. The Catwoman star gave birth at Los Angeles’ Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. It’s the first child for the 41-year-old and her model/restaurateur beau.  Berry recently cooed about her pregnancy, stating, “I want to stay pregnant forever”.  The Monster’s Ball star met 32-year-old Aubry on a photo shoot for Versace in 2005; the couple announced the pregnancy in September. Wow, I am kind of sad. I loved her pregnancy boobs. Maybe she will breast feed like Christina.

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World’s greatest rocker Paul McCartney was ordered on Monday to pay his estranged wife Heather Mills 24.3 million pounds ($48.7 million) after an acrimonious divorce battle.  McCartney, 65, married the former model and charity campaigner Mills, 40, in 2002 but they split four years later, blaming media intrusion into their private lives. They have a daughter, Beatrice, aged four. Speaking outside the court, Mills criticized McCartney’s lawyer, accusing her of handling the case badly and of calling her names. “I am so glad it is over,” she added. “We are very, very pleased.” Oh I just home there is a gag order on her. There has just got to be.

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2 more than I am done for the day.

File this under the bad ideas box underneath the toilet. Paris Hilton is joining Benji Madden and his band Good Charlotte when the rockers kick off an international tour next week.  The 27-year-old heiress has been with the guitarist - bandmate and twin brother of Nicole Ritchie’s partner Joel - for just over a month, but she is convinced their new romance will be able to survive life on the road. She tells People magazine, “We’re actually leaving in a couple days for South Africa, so I’ll be with him. “I’m just happy to be together, so no matter where we are, we’ll have a great time.” Wow the Hollywood dating pool is just getting smaller and smaller.

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And finally, cooked up a rock ‘n’ roll bash in Austin, Texas – drawing revelers at the annual South by Southwest music festival who were treated to Mexican food and a performance by her husband’s band. Called The Feedback Showcase, Ray’s Saturday night party at Beauty Bar was all about music, fun and, of course, food. “We both love Austin so much and we just wanted to come visit the city again and have some fun,” Ray told people.com about her trip with hubby John Cusimano.

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Diddy Does Good.

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Happy Thursday Kiddies and might I add. Can it be an more pretty out?

Diddy is launching a car service for intoxicated celebs - a service that is perhaps long overdue. Us Weekly reports that the hip-hop mogul is looking out for his fellow celebrities who enjoy drinking. “After partnering with Ciroc vodka, he wants to make sure everyone’s partying responsibly,” his rep tells Us. One campaign goal? “Making sure nobody gets arrested!” Combs, the father of twins, says. Why? “Making sure nobody gets arrested!” Combs said. Wow, look at Diddy manning up. Make sure La Lohan has your digits on speed dial.

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Us Weekly reports that Melissa Joan Hart brought a new son into her family on Wednesday, with her husband Mark Wilkerson. The couple made the announcement on her Myspace page. Braydon Hart Wilkerson was born at 3 p.m. Weight at birth was 7 pounds, 3 ounces.  The couple has another son, Mason, who just turned two in January. Hart told Us Weekly in January that being pregnant again is a lot easier than when she was pregnant with Mason, because she has experience. “With your first pregnancy, you’re reading all the books, learning all the rules. And then, of course, the baby comes and you’re like, ‘Woo! Hello, here it is,’” she said. “The first time, I was so scared. Everyone rants, ‘Don’t do that, don’t eat that.’ I thought it was important to play music twice a day for 10 minutes, write in my journal, stuff like that. Even when she was Preggers I would still totally hit that.

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Us Magazine reports that the Ventura County Fire Department has released a 911 call that prompted paramedics to rush to actress Heather Locklear’s L.A.-area home on Saturday night. A man who said he was a doctor said: “I have a patient and I have a feeling she’s suicidal, and I want someone to go there.” Within fifteen minutes the man called twice regarding Locklear. “I called in earlier through 911 to L.A. and was transferred to Ventura County,” he said. “I’m not sure if that call went through or not.” He then asked the emergency workers to call him back. “I want to know if someone has gone there and that she’s OK,” the doctor said. No not uber-hottie Amanda from Melrose, she can’t be suicidal. Maybe she is because she dated David Spade.

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REM front man Michael Stipe paid an emotional tribute to tragic Heath Ledger - before launching into one of the actor’s favorite songs. The band dedicated their track “Until The Day Is Done” to Ledger in front of a packed crowd at Stubbs’s Barbecue during their stint at Austin, Texas’ South By Southwest festival on Wednesday. A visibly upset Stipe announced, “This is dedicated to Heath Ledger who loved this song,” before shouting at the end, “Goodbye Heath, we loved you!” Ledger suffered a fatal accidental overdose of prescription drugs in his New York apartment on January 22. He was 28. Way to man up Michael, and still have an influence over people. Oh wait, it is not 1994.

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Top comedian Larry the Cable Guy has become the unlikely face of weight loss company NutriSystem. The star, real name Dan Whitney, has lost 50 pounds using the NutriSystem program, and he is so pleased with the results he’s decided to help promote the firm in a series of print and TV advertisements. In a post on his website, the comic jokes, “Now I look just like Brad Pitt, only totally different.” The ads will be made public later this month. Eh he is no Valerie Bertenelli or Jeff Foxworthy.

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2 more and then I am out the door. Ashlee Simpson graces the cover of the latest makeover bonus issue of Us Weekly, and she tells the magazine that she’s never been unhappy with her looks. “I used to look at a beautiful girl on the cover of a magazine and think I could never be that,” she told the magazine. And what about that rumored rhinoplasty? “I think as long as people have two eyes, then you probably know the answer,” she told Us. So wait, she is still to admit the obvious that she got a nose job. But I would love to get a nose job from her. No wait, that is a bl*wj*b.

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And finally, According to the Hollywood Reporter, the CW is fast-tracking development of a spin-off of Beverly Hills, 90210, everyone’s favorite ’90s high-drama soap opera. The Aaron Spelling-produced hit, which starred Jason Priestly, Jennie Garth, daughter Tori Spelling, Shannon Doherty, Luke Perry, Brian Austin Green, Gabrielle Carteris and Ian Ziering, enjoyed a heyday on FOX from 1990 to 2000, following the lives of privileged teens. Darren Star, creator of 90210 and its original spin-off, Melrose Place, is reportedly not involved with the new venture. See comment I made about REM and Michael Stipe.

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Britney The TV Star?

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

Happy Tuesday (Tuesday yeah I know I am a slacker, but now you have my undivided attention.)

Pop Megastar Janet Jackson is down with the flu, Usmagazine.com reported Tuesday.  Jackson has been busy promoting her latest album Discipline, which is No. 1 on the U.S. album chart. Usmagazine.com cited a source who said the singer was taken to a Los Angeles hospital late Monday night because she was experiencing a shortness of breath. But her representative assured the magazine: “Janet is fine. She’s just battling this flu like everyone else. TMZ.com said Jackson has canceled plans to perform on this week’s SNL. I guess this means no Nipple-gate 2008. Hey that rhymed.

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Britney Spears will play a secretary in her forthcoming cameo in sitcom How I Met Your Mother. The show’s star Neil Patrick Harris has revealed all about Spears’ forthcoming acting foray, dubbing her part a “very interesting role.” He says, “I was shocked that Madame Spears was willing to come and do some acting! She hasn’t acted in a while. She plays the secretary to another girl that Ted (played by Josh Radnor) is after. “It will be very unlike any Britney we have seen before, and we have seen a lot of Britney recently.” Um, let the come-back trail begin. I laughed big time when she was on Will and Grace 2 years ago.

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Speaking of Britney, Justin got a little revenge on her last night. Justin Timberlake was inducting Madonna into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on Monday night with a saucy speech that dubbed her a control freak and revealed how the “Material Girl” once gave him a vitamin injection in the backside. Justin called Britney a Madonna “wannabe” in his cheeky monologue at the ceremony at New York’s Waldorf Astoria Hotel. After silencing whooping fans, by shouting, “Shut up, it’s not about me tonight,” Timberlake - who produced Madonna’s latest album Hard Candy - said, “People always ask if she is the control freak people say she is. Hell yeah” Oh wow, that’s it Justin. Earn your dirty laundry for all of us freaks to see.

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I really should do more reports for The Hills, So. Lc’s BFF trusty sidekick Audrina Partridge will take the stage alongside the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls show inside Pure Nightclub on March 28 to celebrate the new season of The Hills. Sources tell PEOPLE that Partridge will don the skimpy burlesque outfit that the Dolls are famous for. Exactly what she will do during the show has yet to be Determined, but previous celebrity hosts have sung, danced in a champagne glass, and swung from the ceiling on a swing. Woohoo. Anyone who goes, please video tape and put it on you tube because I don’t think I can fit it into my schedule.

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Nearly three and half years after they swapped “I dos” at their corporate-sponsored wedding, Star Jones and Al Reynolds are calling it quits. The National Enquirer reports the legal diva sent Al his walking papers a month ago. A rep for Jones says the report is false, but the Enquirer goes on to say, “They hadn’t been seeing eye to eye for months and had already spent a great deal of time apart,” a friend of the couple told the Enquirer. “Finally, Star decided it was over. She told Al at the end of January that he had 30 days to get his act together or ‘get out.’” I wonder if it is because he loves the ween?

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Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on “Gilligan’s Island,” is serving six months’ unsupervised probation after allegedly being caught with marijuana in her car. She was sentenced Feb. 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving. Under a plea agreement, three misdemeanor counts — driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance — were dropped. Yeah, even washed up has-beens are potheads. Hooray. I bet if she and Gilligan ever smoked out the SS Minnow?

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And finally, Women of the world who pine for George Clooney: breathe easy. The “Michael Clayton” star is not engaged, says his longtime rep Stan Rosenfield. The British Marie Claire reported that Clooney and his girlfriend of nearly a year, Sarah Larson, are going to tie the knot this summer at the actor’s home in Lake Como, Italy. “There is no truth to reports,” his rep says, pointing out that the false news originated with an Italian restaurant owner. Oh, and I thought he was going to take the plunge finally. Oh Well!

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Baby Steps Britney

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

Happy Wednesday Kiddies and away I go.

Before American Idol finalist David Hernandez wowed the judges last week with his rendition of “Papa Was a Rolling Stone,” he had a job as a male stripper, the Associated Press Reports. The 24-year-old finalist from Glendale, Arizona, worked as a nude dancer for three years at Dick’s Cabaret, an establishment for men in Phoenix. “He had the look and the type that people like, so he made pretty good money here,” manager Gordy Bryan tells the Associated Press, adding that he quit in September 2007. “He never renewed his licensing with the state, so he hasn’t been on my roster since then.” Hernandez auditioned for Idol in San Diego July 30, 2007. The AP reports that calls to Fox weren’t returned. Ha…Dick’s Cabaret. That is just a perfect name for a gay bar.

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Pregnant teen star Jamie Lynn Spears has given away the biggest hint she is expecting a baby boy - after spending $7,000 on a blue nursery for the tot. The 16-year-old has selected an ocean-themed room for the baby, after picking it out at luxury Hollywood baby boutique Petit Tresor, store sources tell PageSix.com. Blue is always a good color for blue.

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Speaking of the Spears clan, Britney Spears taught a class of 15 children Tuesday night at Millennium Dance Complex on Tuesday night, People reports. And the pop princess is getting rave reviews. “I like Britney,” one of her students - 5-year-old Elissa Bouganim - told the magazine. “Today, first we were dancing slow, and then faster and faster … Then we did the fish-move and lots of other fun things.” The little dancers’ parents are thrilled. “It’s just amazing to watch Britney with the kids,” Elissa’s mom, Pam told People. “Elissa won’t stop dancing now, that’s all she wants to do. Britney has really inspired her.” Good move. Baby steps Britney, take it nice and slow.

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Socialite and actress Paris Hilton is set to guest star as herself on an upcoming one-hour episode of the sit-com My Name Is Earl, NBC said Tuesday. The installment will air April 3 and mark the series’ original broadcast return, following a lengthy Writers Guild of America strike that shut the show down for more than three months. When we wrote the role of Paris Hilton in the script, we weren’t exactly sure who to go with for the role. But after an exhausting search we finally settled on a relatively unknown actress by the name of Paris Hilton. I can’t wait to see what she does with the role and I can’t wait for America to discover her. I wonder what her role is going to be? That of a cheap 2-bit Skeezer?

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Jessica Simpson’s boyfriend Tony Romo came face-to-face with the actress/singer’s exes Dane Cook and John Mayer on Monday when all three were honored with the same magazine award. American football star Romo, who plays for the Dallas Cowboys, actor Cook and musician Mayer were all named Fun, Fearless Males by Cosmopolitan at the magazine’s luncheon bash in New York City. When asked what it takes to become a Fun, Fearless Male, Romo quipped, “If you date Jessica Simpson, I guess.” I would love to be added to that list. The things I would do wit those fun bags.

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And finally, Patrick Swayze, who starred in Dirty Dancing and Ghost, has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, his doctor says. “Patrick has a very limited amount of disease and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far,” Dr. Patrick George says in a statement. “All of the reports stating the time frame of his prognosis and his physical side effects are absolutely untrue. We are considerably more optimistic.”

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Maybe this Spears is adopted.

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Happy Monday my loyal readers and away I go.

Amy Winehouse has been forced to take time off work after she was diagnosed with impetigo - a highly contagious skin condition. The troubled star sparked rumors she may have been involved in a fight after she was photographed on Friday with a painful-looking swelling on the side of her face. Oh, I thought that was just her drunk face. Oh well.

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Hip-hop singer LIL’ Romeo has denied he is dating pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears - insisting the actress is determined to marry the father of her baby. The rap star, 18, admitted to having a close friendship with Spears but insists he is not the father of her child as they were never romantically involved. Spears stunned the world when she announced last year she is expecting a baby with boyfriend Casey Aldridge, and Lil’ Romeo is convinced the couple is planning on marriage after the baby is born. He tells British newspaper the Daily Star, “The child is definitely not mine! No way! She and Casey are getting married and that’s the end of it.” Damn, don’t tell me that she is going to be the stable one, who is going to have a somewhat normal life and settling down with her baby daddy.

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Jeff Healy died of cancer in a Toronto hospital Sunday night, his Web site announced.  Richard Flail, Healey’s publicist, told the Can west News Service Healey had canceled a concert near Ottawa just days ago to enter St. Joseph’s hospital for treatment of lifelong cancer outbreaks in his legs and lungs. “At that point, we didn’t want to say that Jeff was basically dying, although we all knew he was.” Flail said. “What we’ve lost is a virtuoso musician.” Healey was adopted as an infant and lost his eyes at age 1 to retinoblastoma. He began playing guitar at the age of 3, and was playing clubs at 19, the report said. OMG, I love his song Angel Eyes. It is on a constant shuffle on my Ipod.

Van Halen U.S. tour has been canceled because frontman Eddie Van Halen is battling “issues”, it has been claimed. The group canceled two concerts in Virginia and Georgia late last month but rescheduled the dates for mid-March. No reason was given for the postponements. However, internet reports claim the remaining tour dates have now been pulled indefinitely. According to website TMZ.com, the cancellation has been blamed on guitarist Van Halen’s poor performances, after he turned up for several gigs apparently intoxicated. I still think the issues are about his alcoholic tendencies.

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Everyone’s favorite angry brit, Simon Cowell said he turned down 2 million dollars to become the British Spokesperson for Viagra. He said, go to bloody hell and it was an insult. Good for him, stick to your guns.

And finally, Jennifer Lopez has officially announced the names of her new twins. The names you ask? Max and Emme? Oh what 2 terrible name choices. Are they also the names of cartoon characters from a PBS show?

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