Happy Monday Kiddies, and away I go?

Gaetano Thomas Oteri, the father of former SNL comedienne Cheri Oteri was stabbed to death in Nashville, Tennessee on Saturday, People reports.. According to the Associated Press, Oteri’s roommate and longtime business associate Richard Fagan - who wrote country songs “Be My Baby Tonight” and “Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)” for John Michael Murray. The Tennesseean newspaper reports that the two men got into a fight around 9 p.m., and Fagan cut Oteri with a pocket knife before leaving the scene. He was then arrested on Saturday night for a DUI before being charged with criminal homicide. Wow that is horrible, my deepest regrets.

Wesley Snipes has requested he be allowed to serve his three-year prison sentence at a facility near his New Jersey home. The Blade actor was handed the term by Florida judge Judge William Terrell Hodges after he was convicted of failing to file his taxes for five years. His legal team have asked the judge and prison officials to house him in a federal prison as close to his home as possible - and officials have vowed to accommodate his wishes. Bureau of Prisons spokesperson Felicia Ponce says, “We try to house inmates within 500 miles of their residence so they can maintain ties with their family and community.” Wow, as long as it is not in the BC I am a happy camper. Once again, special privileges for celebrities. Or as I should call him, has-beens.

Actress Jennifer Aniston has sparked speculation of a new romance with rocker John Mayer, after the pair was spotted dining together in Miami, Florida on Friday. The former Friends star met Mayer at Michael’s Genuine Food + Drink, where they enjoyed a mid-afternoon meal. The two stars were locked in conversation for 90 minutes, and sat with their heads close together, according to the eatery’s general manager Charles Bell.  They even shared their food - Aniston “ate some of” Mayer’s ham sandwich, and they split a chocolate dessert. Wow, Holy Awkward Couple Batman.

Disney sensation Miley Cyrus will officially be the wealthiest child in the world. She is reportedly set to be a billionaire by the year’s end. Raking in $18 million in 2007 alone, the 15-year-old singer/actress has climbed her way to the top of a list of Hollywood’s richest kids, with her Hannah Montana franchise estimated to be worth $1 billion by 2009.  A spokesperson for Disney says, “Kids are earning more and more and can command huge fees in Hollywood. “But no one could have predicted how popular Miley would be. She’s a true star.” Cyrus’ mother Leticia adds, “A lot goes into her investment fund, which she can’t touch until she’s 18.” Wow, that is interesting. I might need to start obsessing over her, and give up my hopes and dreams with Miss Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Roger Clemens’ lawyer denied a newspaper report Monday that the former baseball star had a long-running extramarital affair with country singer Mindy McCready. The said several sources confirmed the relationship that reputedly began when Clemens, now 45, was a 28-year-old star for the Boston Red Sox and McCready, now 32, was 15 and singing in a karaoke bar. “He (Clemens) flatly denies having had any kind of an inappropriate relationship with her,” attorney Rusty Hardin told the Daily News. “He has considered her a close family friend…He has never had a sexual relationship with her.” Hardin added that Clemens’ wife Debbie also knows McCready. The Clemenses married in 1984. Wow, really 15? Wait, Miley Cyrus is 15, Good job Rocket, just keep it in your pocket.

And finally, Baby Mama actress Amy Poehler, 36, and her husband, Will Arnett, 37, are expecting their first child in the fall, People reports. A representative for the couple confirmed Poehler’s pregnancy to the magazine . Poehler and Arnett were married in 2003. Wow, that is just life imitating art. Good for them, I think both are quite rious.

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Happy Monday and away I go. Yeah I know, I have been busy, and for the lack of updates, but today’s will be impressive, as well Wednesdays, as it is now back to my regular rotation.

Happy Monday Kiddies, and the count-down is on till the big move. And away I go.

Us Weekly is reporting that the younger Simpson sister is pregnant. According to the magazine, the 23-year-old, who has an album due out later this month, is expecting her first child with her new fiancée - Fall Out Boy rocker Pete Wentz, 28. The pair announced their engagement last week. A representative for Wentz told , “We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple. Beyond that there is nothing to say.” I just hope that she gets pregnancy boobs like big-sis Jessica.

Britney Spears has added to her legal woes after reportedly causing a three-car pile-up on Los Angeles’ Ventura Freeway near the connector with the 405 Freeway. The connector of the two freeways is considered to be perhaps the busiest freeway intersection in the nation.  The pop superstar went for an evening spin in her Mercedes with her bodyguard on Saturday and accidentally bumped another motorist in heavy traffic on her way home, according to reports. The car she rear-ended hit the vehicle in front. All three cars were pulled over by police at a nearby gas station, where the authorities tested to see if Spears had been drinking, according to an eyewitness. Oh that Crazy Britney. Please dear lord above, keep her on the straight and narrow.

Vanilla Ice has been arrested for domestic battery. The star - real name Robert Van Winkle - and his wife Laura had been arguing since Wednesday. It is believed Laura called police to report her husband was hitting and kicking her at their Palm Beach County, Florida home on Thursday evening. According to the arrest report, Laura Van Winkle appeared uninjured, but told cops she wanted a divorce from the star. But she is reported to have reneged on her earlier allegations, insistinher husband had not hit or kicked her, but had pushed her.  She is alleged to have told a police officer, “He started yelling at me for going out to buy a bedroom set. In front of my daughter. I’m sorry I can’t say any more until I talk to an attorney.” I guess a David Bowie rift could not get him out of trouble this time.

Pop-Punkers Green Day have finally confessed that they are behind the new band The Foxboro Hot Tubs. following months of fan speculation. Devotees of the punk rockers were suspicious when tracks sounding remarkably like the “Basket Case” hit makers appeared online in December 2007, but were credited to the new band. It was suspected Green Day had released the songs - which sport a more 1960s sound - under a pseudonym, while working on their latest album. Good for them. I am looking forward to this new sound.

Police have recommended to prosecutors that Richie Sambora be charged with DUI and child endangerment – both as misdemeanors – stemming from his March 25^th arrest.   Last week, Laguna Beach Police handed over the case to the Orange County Calif. District Attorney’s Office, which has not announced any formal charges yet. “Because the case is under review, I can’t discuss the details,” DA spokeswoman Farrah Emami told PEOPLE. “Ultimately, we have to base our decision on the available evidence.” If Sambora is formally charged with both misdemeanors, a jail sentence is likely, legal experts say. Oh please take the kids, and have him prove that he is a good father.

Ladies and gentleman, the classiest love show on television has come to an end, and perhaps the second time around, Bret Michaels’ pick will actually work out. It was a duel to the very end between Amber and Daisy on ‘Rock of Love,’ and with both teary-eyed ladies awaiting the Poison singer’s verdict, Michaels dropped the hammer, leaving one devastated. “I just want to curl up into a ball and eat a lot of ice cream,” the loser sniffled. So who won? Watch the video to find out. Well now I need to Clorox off my television after I saw that smut last night. But I totally loved every second of it.

And finally, A 15-minute film of Marilyn Monroe engaging in oral sex with an unidentified man will be kept from public view by a New York businessman who has bought it for $1.5 million, the broker of the deal said Monday. Monroe is clothed and the man’s head remains out of the frame for the entire 15 minutes of the film, said Morgan, who watched it. Monroe was rumored to have had an affair with U.S. President John F. Kennedy, and Morgan said then FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover, a Kennedy rival, went to great lengths to try to prove it was Kennedy in the film. One of Monroe’s ex-husbands, the late baseball great Joe DiMaggio, once tried to buy it from the collector for $25,000 but “he would not part with it,” according to FBI files on Monroe that are available on the FBI Web site. Wow how Paris Hilton of her.

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Happy Wednesday Kiddies, and the count down is on till the BIG MOVE…

A spokesperson for Naomi Campbell has denied allegations the supermodel racially abused a policewoman during a dispute over missing luggage. The catwalk star was arrested but later released on bail after she was arrested at London’s Heathrow airport following the argument last Thursday. Campbell allegedly spat at an officer and was handcuffed as she left the British Airways aircraft, which had yet to take off from Heathrow - and has now been banned from the airline for life. Sources allege Campbell called the police officer a “white slag,” before reportedly telling a friend, “It just goes to show I have to fight for who I am. It’s because I’m black.” Wow, you are kind of like The Greaseman and the black Don Imus.

Disney has begun work on a fourth installment of the High School Musical film series. High School Musical 3: Senior Year is set for release later this year and fans were led to believe the movie would be the final episode in the hit franchise. But now the company has revealed plans are well underway for another film, with a script already being penned.  Disney Channel Worldwide President Rich Ross confirmed the news to MTV.com, saying, “We are writing High School Musical 4. “We have learned that just putting a number next to a title is a very old idea. We have to have a new story.” Oh that hottie Zac better be back for HSM4. I have a big craving for a Zack Attack.

Radio and television personality Adam Carolla was told Tuesday he had been voted off the dance competition show Dancing with the Stars. He was the fourth contestant to leave the series this season, People.com noted. “I lost 20 pounds of fat, I gained 105 pounds of angel. I love this girl,” Carolla said, referring to his professional dance partner Julianne Hough.

Gwyneth Paltrow calls the rumors concerning her marriage “ridiculous” – in fact, it’s her role as a wife and mom that gives her the most joy. “Having a family has made me feel whole,” Paltrow, 35, tells British Glamour in its May issue. “I used to always be searching and always lonely. I never feel like that any more.” And she’s quick to quash those break up stories circulating: “You will never see us out publicly,” she states referring to her husband, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin. “We just don’t want to be one of those couples.”

Prince has been added as the headline performer for the second night of the 2008 Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival, taking place April 25-27. Jack Johnson, Death Cab for Cutie, Hot Chip, Mark Ronson and the Raconteurs are among the acts already scheduled to rock. Wow now that is a big snag, Prince. I do have mad lurve for the Purple One.

2 more than I am done. Now this is quite exciting. Mike Myers has signed on to host the 2008 MTV Movie Awards, which will air live June 1. It’s Myers’ second time taking on the hosting gig. Nominees will be announced in May. The first time he hosted was hilarious…Remember his whole Lord Of The Dance skit. “Rious.

And finally, Barron Hilton is continuing to follow the legal path paved by big sister Paris: Act irresponsibly first, take responsibility later. The 18-year-old hotel heir pleaded no contest Wednesday to two misdemeanor charges stemming from a February bust in Malibu.  Hilton was not in court, leaving his attorney, Richard Hutton, to enter the plea to driving under the influence with a blood-alcohol level above the 0.08 percent legal limit and unlawful possession of a false license. Wow, I wonder how many days he wil serve in jail. I mean Paris did only 28 days of an 80 day sentence.

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Happy Monday Kiddies and I go. Wow is it purty out.

A source tells People.com that Beyoncé and Jay-Z have supposedly tied the knot on Friday. The longtime couple had recently tipped off the media by taking out a marriage license in Scarsdale, N.Y. the other day. The document was only valid unsigned for 60 days, so they definitely were making plans. Beyoncé, 26, and Jay-Z, 38, have been dating since 2002. They were always very private about the relationship. The public began wondering if they were in a relationship, after the singer appeared on Jay-Z’s song “‘03 Bonnie & Clyde,” followed by collaborations on Beyoncé single “Crazy in Love,” in 2003. Well it is about Flippin time. I actually gave the address out for the wedding to my peeps who work into the city.

First the happy news about Jay and B and now onto some sad news. Oscar-winning actor Charlton Heston, whose chiseled features and commanding presence won him epic roles from Moses to Michelangelo, died on Saturday night at the age of 84, his family said. Heston, a former president of the influential National Rifle Association lobbying group, died at his home in Beverly Hills with his wife Lydia at his side, the family said in a statement. The actor, who won the 1959 best actor Oscar for the title role in “Ben Hur” in which he did many of his own chariot race stunts, had announced in 2002 that he was suffering symptoms of Alzheimer’s disease. He will be sorely missed. I loved him as Bend Her.

Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears turned her 17th birthday bash into a bargain affair, dining with fiancée Casey Aldridge at chain diner Ruby Tuesday and then shopping at superstore Wal-Mart. The couple were spotted in Liberty, Mississippi, close to where Aldridge and his family live, on Saturday, April 5. During a trip to discount superstore Wal-Mart, Spears was spotted looking at sleeping bags. Is it too late to go to the home goods isle at The Walm’ to get the hangers to help her save face?

Leona Lewis is struggling to come to terms with international superstardom - because she finds the consequences of fame “hard to grasp”. The former X Factor winner has become hugely successful since her meteoric rise to fame on the show in 2006 - shooting to the top of the U.S. charts last week with her smash hit ballad “Bleeding Love.” But even though the former receptionist is finding the pressures of stardom difficult, she brands her new lifestyle in the spotlight as “incredible”. Don’t you start shunning away from the limelight. You are talented, man up and enjoy your fame.

Kelly Clarkson is disappointed several of her unfinished new tracks were leaked on the internet - insisting it “sucks.” The 25-year-old is currently working on a follow-up to 2007’s My December and was shocked to find four of her new songs had been released on the web before they had even been completed. The tracks, titled “Close Your Eyes,” “Ready,” “One Day” and “With a Little Bit of Luck,” found their way onto Los Angeles-based music site Pretty Much Amazing earlier this month. And Clarkson has declared she is annoyed by the incident but is hopeful her fans will enjoy her new work. She says, “I write all the time - lots of stuff not meant to ever be released, just working on ideas. The fact that people have heard music that’s not ready yet sucks, but I hope they like it.” As long as one of them sounds like Since You’ve Been Gone, I am a happy camper.

Super annoying Jessica Alba is celebrating the birth of her first child with an intimate baby shower in Los Angeles Sunday. The 26-year-old welcomed about 40 guests – including fellow actresses Rashida Jones and Jaime King – to the lunchtime baby bash at the new Ever After Tea House in Studio City. Her big announcement: She’s having a girl. “She’s been telling friends she’s having a girl,” says a source, who confirms Alba received a lot of pink gifts at her shower, including a onesie from L.A.’s Intuition. Are those really the 2 biggest celebs she could get? Sucks to be her.

1 more than I am done. And finally, OK, everybody say Ahhh on 3. It appears that Carrie Underwood and Chace Crawford split up, the couple called it quits digital style, says the country star. “It was completely mutual,” Underwood told Extra at the taping of Idol Gives Back. “We broke up over text so … it’s like ‘peace out.’ ” According to Underwood, the breakup wasn’t a tearful confrontation, but a realization that the romance just wasn’t meant to be between her and the Gossip Girl hunk. “It just didn’t work,” she said. “We both knew it didn’t work and [had] no hard feelings at all whatsoever.” Although the couple hasn’t spoken recently, Underwood has nothing negative to say about her ex. “I don’t dislike him, so it’s no big deal.” I swear if that bitch JC Chavez from NSYNC has anything to do with this breakup, I will claw his eyes out.

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Happy Wednesday Kiddies and boy howdy is it beautiful out. And away I go.

Jay-Z and Beyoncé have obtained a marriage license Tuesday in Scarsdale, N.Y., a source told People magazine. The license is valid for 60 days. The magazine said Beyoncé representative declined to comment on its story, while Jay-Z’s publicist couldn’t be reached. Although the couple has been dating since 2002, the recording artists rarely discuss their relationship in public. Wow, it is on. I always liked the two of them together. Rock on Hova.

AI hottie and frontrunner David Cook was rushed to hospital after suffering heart palpitations throughout his performance on the hit show on Tuesday night. The wannabe singer was treated for high blood pressure before returning to the contestant’s apartments where he is now “doing fine”, according to reports on TMZ.com. Listen as long as it is not Carly Smithson I am a happy camper.

Hollywood funnyman Adam Sandler has broken his ankle playing basketball. According to the star’s representative, the 41-year-old damaged his leg during the game, but was determined to finish the match, which he eventually won. The actor is currently shooting Walt Disney Pictures’ Bedtime Stories, due out later this year, however Sandler’s representatives insist the injury will not affect production. Now my friends hat is dedication. If only Will Ferrell had that dedication.

Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt has once again been forced to deny reports she is expecting her first child. The Ghost Whisperer star has been at the center of pregnancy rumors since she was pictured in a bikini last year sporting a slightly fuller figure. And the 29-year-old - who is engaged to Scottish actor Ross McCall - sparked further gossip when she arrived at Saturday’s Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards wearing a maternity-style dress. But the star has now dismissed the reports, with her representative telling People.com, “She is not pregnant.” The reason why she is not Preggers yet? Well that is because I have not met her, how you doin’.

So have any of you been watching Dancing With The Stars? I have not, it is on against Idol. To keep you updated for all that have not been watching or missed last night’s episode, Steve Guttenberg was voted off. Lame, the guy from Police Academy is gone?

And finally, It’s hard to believe, but by the time No Doubt finish work on their next album, they will have released only one CD during George W. Bush’s two terms in office. Of course, in the interim, singer Gwen Stefani has kept busy with two solo albums and a son (with another kid on the way). Meanwhile, guitarist Tom Dumont has produced albums by his pal Matt Costa, bassist Tony Kanal has helped Stefani on her solo efforts, and drummer Adrian Young played drums on Bow Wow Wow’s 2004 tour. But, after several years of promises to get back to their day job, No Doubt are finally hunkering down in the studio to work on their first album of new material since 2001’s Rock Steady. Stefani took to the message boards on the band’s Web site on Friday to break the news. Wow, that was way back in 2001? I still crack that album while I am driving to the lake. Can not wait for their new disk to drop.

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