Wesley Snipes Inmate Number 201?
Monday, April 28th, 2008Happy Monday Kiddies, and away I go?
Gaetano Thomas Oteri, the father of former SNL comedienne Cheri Oteri was stabbed to death in Nashville, Tennessee on Saturday, People reports.. According to the Associated Press, Oteri’s roommate and longtime business associate Richard Fagan – who wrote country songs “Be My Baby Tonight” and “Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)” for John Michael Murray. The Tennesseean newspaper reports that the two men got into a fight around 9 p.m., and Fagan cut Oteri with a pocket knife before leaving the scene. He was then arrested on Saturday night for a DUI before being charged with criminal homicide. Wow that is horrible, my deepest regrets.

Wesley Snipes has requested he be allowed to serve his three-year prison sentence at a facility near his New Jersey home. The Blade actor was handed the term by Florida judge Judge William Terrell Hodges after he was convicted of failing to file his taxes for five years. His legal team have asked the judge and prison officials to house him in a federal prison as close to his home as possible – and officials have vowed to accommodate his wishes. Bureau of Prisons spokesperson Felicia Ponce says, “We try to house inmates within 500 miles of their residence so they can maintain ties with their family and community.” Wow, as long as it is not in the BC I am a happy camper. Once again, special privileges for celebrities. Or as I should call him, has-beens.

Actress Jennifer Aniston has sparked speculation of a new romance with rocker John Mayer, after the pair was spotted dining together in Miami, Florida on Friday. The former Friends star met Mayer at Michael’s Genuine Food + Drink, where they enjoyed a mid-afternoon meal. The two stars were locked in conversation for 90 minutes, and sat with their heads close together, according to the eatery’s general manager Charles Bell. They even shared their food – Aniston “ate some of” Mayer’s ham sandwich, and they split a chocolate dessert. Wow, Holy Awkward Couple Batman.

Disney sensation Miley Cyrus will officially be the wealthiest child in the world. She is reportedly set to be a billionaire by the year’s end. Raking in $18 million in 2007 alone, the 15-year-old singer/actress has climbed her way to the top of a list of Hollywood’s richest kids, with her Hannah Montana franchise estimated to be worth $1 billion by 2009. A spokesperson for Disney says, “Kids are earning more and more and can command huge fees in Hollywood. “But no one could have predicted how popular Miley would be. She’s a true star.” Cyrus’ mother Leticia adds, “A lot goes into her investment fund, which she can’t touch until she’s 18.” Wow, that is interesting. I might need to start obsessing over her, and give up my hopes and dreams with Miss Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Roger Clemens’ lawyer denied a newspaper report Monday that the former baseball star had a long-running extramarital affair with country singer Mindy McCready. The said several sources confirmed the relationship that reputedly began when Clemens, now 45, was a 28-year-old star for the Boston Red Sox and McCready, now 32, was 15 and singing in a karaoke bar. “He (Clemens) flatly denies having had any kind of an inappropriate relationship with her,” attorney Rusty Hardin told the Daily News. “He has considered her a close family friend…He has never had a sexual relationship with her.” Hardin added that Clemens’ wife Debbie also knows McCready. The Clemenses married in 1984. Wow, really 15? Wait, Miley Cyrus is 15, Good job Rocket, just keep it in your pocket.

And finally, Baby Mama actress Amy Poehler, 36, and her husband, Will Arnett, 37, are expecting their first child in the fall, People reports. A representative for the couple confirmed Poehler’s pregnancy to the magazine . Poehler and Arnett were married in 2003. Wow, that is just life imitating art. Good for them, I think both are quite rious.

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