Archive for June, 2008

Britney’s Slumber Party.

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Happy Monday kiddies, and away I go.  BT-Dubs, is it the 4th of July yet?  4 day work week.  Hi-yo.


 

Britney Spears spent Saturday night with her two sons, Sean Preston, 2 1/2, and Jayden James, 1 1/2, Usmagazine.com reports.  It was the first night the pop singer got to spend with her boys since she was hospitalized in January.  According to the magazine, the boys were dropped off Saturday and picked up on Sunday around 10 a.m.  “Britney was very upset after the kids left,” a source told Usmagazine.com. “She now does not know when she will get them next for an overnight. She complains it could be next week, or it could be three months.”  Yeah, there you go Britney.  Nothing like starting off the post with a positive Britney story.


BS 

 

Lindsay Lohan has a secret 13-year-old half-sister she has never met, the actress’ father has revealed.  Michael Lohan has confessed he fathered a child with another woman while separated from the star’s mother Dina.  He claims he only found out about his secret daughter years after she was born, and has been exchanging correspondence with her mother over the past year.  Lohan Sr. tells Ok! Magazine, “Years later (the woman) contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child.”  Ok! claims to have seen letters sent to the girl’s mother, in which he compares her to Lindsay. The mother claims Michael has called frequently, but never visited or provided financial support for the girl. And she tells the publication it’s time for Michael to take responsibility.  Man do I love White Trash families, and these guys are the trashiest people I have ever seen.  They totally belong in a trailer park.


 ll 

 

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner celebrated their three-year wedding anniversary - by sitting down to dinner with actor Matt Damon and his wife.  The Daredevil stars were accompanied by Affleck’s childhood pal Damon and his heavily pregnant wife, Luciana Barroso, for a two-hour dinner on the patio of Nobu in Malibu on Saturday night.  According to People.com, they ate cooked fish and sushi rolls - and toasted the couple’s anniversary, which was on Sunday, during dessert.  A source says, “Ben and Matt were entertaining the girls with stories, and they were all laughing a lot.  “Jen and Ben were in a great mood, and they left Nobu hand in hand.”  Wow that is a sweet story.  So Sweet I think I just got a cavity.

BM 

 

A fictional energy drink that features in Ben Stiller’s next movie Tropical Thunder is being turned into a real product.  Booty Sweat pops up throughout the comedy, which is due to be released on August 15.  Now Paramount Pictures want to cash in, by producing it and marketing it alongside the movie.  Michael Corcoran, president of consumer products at Paramount Pictures, “Not to my knowledge has this ever been done before. We’re very excited, because it has the potential to live for quite a while, well beyond the film.”   I could totally go for some booty sweat right now, sounds almost as good as a Sparxx.


bs
 

 Jennifer Aniston was on hand for two London performances by her boyfriend, singer John Mayer.   The unidentified concertgoer at London’s Hard Rock Calling told People magazine the former Friends star was with the singer after the show.   ”She was on the side of the stage and really couldn’t be seen by anyone,” the onlooker said. “John didn’t make any call-outs to her during the Hard Rock Calling show, but she was seen hanging out with him in the Artist Area before and after his performance.”   Aniston was also spotted at Mayer’s Friday performance at another London locale, People said.   The celebrity couple were also spotted together earlier in the week in the Netherlands, where Mayer was performing and Aniston was promoting her newest film Marley and Me.   Just make sure he never meets Angelina Jolie on a movie set.  She is not a good person and a boyfriend stealer. 


 Futuristic film Wall-E has outsmarted the competition in its opening weekend, taking in over $62.5 at the U.S. box office.  The animated movie - featuring the voices of actress Sigourney Weaver and Curb Your Enthusiasm star Jeff Garlin - triumphed over rivaling Angelina Jolie action film Wanted, which came in at the number two spot with $51.1 million during its opening weekend.  Meanwhile, spy-themed action film Get Smart slid from its top spot to number three, taking in an additional $20 million.  Jack Black-narrated animated feature Kung Fu Panda came in number four - garnering over $11.7 million - making an impressive three-week run total at $179.3 million.  The new top five is rounded off by comic movie adaptation The Incredible Hulk, which fell from its number three spot, taking in an additional $9.2 million.   Yeah, I am still waiting for Hancock.  They are going to be getting my 12 bucks.


 
wall-e   

 

And finally,  Bluth family lovers, unite! Former Arrested Development co-star Jeffrey Tambor confirmed published reports that a movie version of the Emmy-winning Fox comedy is in the works. “After months of speculation. I think we have finally figured out for sure that we are indeed doing an Arrested Development movie,” Tambor told EW.com at the premiere of Hellboy 2 on Sunday. “I am very excited about that. I love that cast and crew and I felt like we had more to say.”  The series, which aired for three seasons, starred Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi, Jessica Walter, Will Arnett and Michael Cera. The single-camera comedy was beloved by critics, but was never a ratings bonanza for Fox. The network canceled the show a year after it won the Emmy award for best comedy.  This really does make me quite excited.  Now just bring back a version of the British Office, and I am a happy camper.

 

ad 

 

You Know The Drill
Mango Out. 
 

 

Mini Ron Jere-Me

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Happy Friday Kiddies and away I go.  I am still planning on bringing www.mangoout.com to the next level.


 

Pint-sized Austin Powers star Verne Troyer is suing a celebrity website after it published footage of the star allegedly engaging in sexual acts in a home-made raunchy tape.  The diminutive actor/comic has filed a $20 million lawsuit against TMZ.com, accusing the site of violating his rights by publishing and airing extracts from the film.  In papers filed at a Los Angeles court, Troyer claims that TMZ.com “infringed on his copyright and trademark by running portions” after it ran parts of the tape on its site, according to the website itself.  TMZ.com also claims Troyer alleges the site violated “his right to publicity and misappropriated his name and likeness.”  The footage features the star and a former girlfriend at his apartment, and reportedly ended up in the hands of sex tape specialist Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris Hilton’s infamous sex tape One Night In Paris.  Well that is one sex-tape I have no desire to see.


 

vt 

Madonna has told Guy Ritchie she wants to end their seven-year marriage because they have drifted apart, a friend told The Daily Mirror.  “They were both very calm. Madonna told Guy: ‘I’m sorry. I want a divorce.’ And he agreed. It was quite painless but very sad,” a friend told the newspaper Thursday night.  Friends of Ritchie, a British filmmaker, said he is at the family’s country home in England, holding out hope that the relationship can be saved, while Madonna is in New York with their three children.  “He’s a bit down in the dumps, and who can blame him. He’s off to the country to get a bit of peace and quiet,” an insider told the Mirror.  Ritchie and Madonna, who reportedly don’t have a prenuptial agreement, are said to have already consulted divorce lawyers.   Well at least he has a career of his own.  I mean, did you not see this coming from a mile away though?


 

MAd 

Miley Cyrus is reportedly in discussions to launch her own teen talk show.  The Hannah Montana star met model-turned-TV presenter Tyra Banks during a trip to Nashville, Tennessee in May, and the pair is planning to produce a younger version of Banks’ own show.  A source tells Star magazine, “Tyra wants to produce a show for Miley.  “Miley already has a huge following among teen girls, so her show would likely be successful. Tyra sees Miley’s potential.”   I don’t even watch the Tyra show, what makes you think I am going to watch some piece of doodie produced by Tyra, even if it does star Miley.


 

mIley 

Hollywood actress Cameron Diaz has sparked rumors she is engaged to British model Paul Sculfor - after she was photographed wearing a diamond band on her wedding finger.  The Charlie’s Angels star has reportedly been dating Sculfor - who was recently linked to Jennifer Aniston - for the last few weeks but neither has officially confirmed the relationship.  However, the pair stepped up speculation they are romantically involved after they were spotted locked in a passionate embrace following a romantic meal in Santa Monica, California on Monday night.  And now Diaz has been snapped sporting a large diamond ring on her left hand, prompting rumors that her relationship with the former brick-layer could be more serious than previously thought.  There needs to be more eligible bachelors out in La-la land.  I mean she is dating Jennifer’s ex for gosh sake.


 

CD 

The dog U.S. actress Anne Hathaway shares with her ex-boyfriend Rafaello Follieri is being cared for by Follieri’s ill mother while Follieri is in jail.   Follieri has been ordered to remain behind bars until he raises $21 million bail. The Italian businessman was arrested and charged this week with wire fraud, conspiracy and money laundering in connection with his business dealings.   Hathaway, who ended her four-year relationship with Follieri earlier this month, is traveling the world promoting her new movie “Get Smart.”   Meanwhile, Esmeralda, the 2-year-old chocolate Labrador Retriever the former couple shares, is being looked after by Follieri’s mother, Anna, who came to New York from Italy to undergo cancer treatment and is staying in her son’s Trump Tower penthouse, the New York Post reported.   She should really be on top of the world right now, successful movie; her ex is going to jail.  But this is still lingering over her head.
 

And finally, “The Dark Knight” reportedly is to be dedicated to Australian actor Heath Ledger and a special-effects technician, both of whom died before the film opened.   Conway Wickliffe, who worked on the new Batman movie’s special effects, was killed last September in a stunt-car accident and Ledger died of an accidental prescription drug overdose in January after wrapping his role as The Joker in the film.   People.com said the movie’s closing credits will include the message, “In memory of our friends Heath Ledger & Conway Wickliffe.”   Starring Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Aaron Eckhart and Maggie Gyllenhaal, the movie is to open July 18.   Yeah, I still have little desire to see this movie. 
 

HL 

 

You Know The Drill
 

Mango Out

Lock-Nuts Monster

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Happy Wednesday Kiddies and away I gay.  Eh?  Nothing like trying out new material on you guys.  BTW, my friends and I have a pregnancy pact in full effect right now.
Reese Witherspoon is Hollywood’s highest paid actress, according to a new study.  The Legally Blonde star pulls in an estimated $15 to $20 million per film, putting her at the top of the new Hollywood Reporter rich list, ahead of Cameron Diaz and Nicole Kidman.  Renee Zellweger, Halle Berry and Julia Roberts also make the new trade top 10.  Yeah, I do love me some Reese.  But where is Miss Jennifer Love Hewitt on the list?  Hum?
 RW 

Anne Hathaway’s ex-boyfriend has been arrested on suspicion of federal wire fraud conspiracy and money laundering.  Italian businessman Raffaello Follieri - who was reportedly dumped by the Devil Wears Prada star earlier this month - is to be hauled in front of a judge at New York’s Manhattan federal court on Tuesday.  According to website TMZ.com, he is accused of lying to an investor, claiming he was working as the chief financial officer for the Vatican.  Police allege Follieri tricked his business associates with the lie and was able to purchase various U.S. properties owned by the Catholic Church at a lower market rate.  This incident is the latest in a long line of shady dealings involving Follieri. He was arrested earlier this year for writing a bad check and was sued by a former business partner in 2007.   Ha, that is a classic line.  Yeah baby, I am the CFO for the Vatican.  Classic.

 

AH

Felicity actress Amy Jo Johnson is expecting her first child.  The 37-year-old star of the hit CBS show is pregnant with fiancé Olivier Giner’s child.  Johnson first found fame as one of the Power Rangers in cult kid classic TV show Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers.   Man, I used to love that show.  She was fantastic on it.

 

AJJ 

 

A Los Angeles judge questioned Britney Spears and a parenting coach on Tuesday during a hearing into the pop star’s child custody case before ordering a change to her visitation status with her two sons.  But because the hearing was closed to the public it wasn’t immediately clear whether Spears, 26, had won more visitation rights with her young children from Los Angeles Court Commissioner Scott Gordon.  But TMZ.com is reporting that the former pop princess was granted overnight visits.  The Grammy-winning singer’s ex-husband, Kevin Federline, has primary custody of sons Sean Preston, 2 1/2, and Jayden James, 21 months, although Spears has been granted limited visitation rights.  And I for one could not be any happier…You go girl.

 

BS 

 

Amy Winehouse has begun rehearsing for her imminent live performances this the weekend, despite still receiving treatment in hospital for severe lung problems.  The star’s representative confirmed she had started working on her set for upcoming gigs at English music festival Glastonbury on Saturday and Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday celebrations in London on Friday.  Although a spokesperson insists Winehouse’s appearances at the show’s “looks likely,” she will have an anxious wait for “the final sign-off” from worried doctors.  The “Rehab” singer is receiving treatment for traces of lung disease emphysema at a Marylebone, London clinic after collapsing at her home in the British capital last week.  And despite severe warnings from medical specialists about her tobacco habit, Winehouse shocked onlookers on Monday when she sparked up a cigarette outside the clinic where she is being treated.   I still have her in the death pool.  I bet she will be dead by years end.

 

Wino 

“Actress” Heather Locklear, famous for roles on television dramas “Dynasty” and “Melrose Place,” has checked into an Arizona medical facility for psychological treatment, her spokeswoman said on Tuesday.  “Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression,” Locklear’s spokeswoman Cece Yorke said in a statement to Reuters. “She requested an in depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment.”  Yorke said the matter was confidential and no other statements would be released. The story was first reported in People magazine.  Maybe that is why she stars in all those crappy Lifetime movies.

 

HL

 

You Know The Drill
Mango Out

George Carlin RIP

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

Happy Tuesday Kiddies, and away I go.  Sorry I didn’t update last night, I was busier than a milf during fleetweek.
 

“High School Musical” star Vanessa Hudgens has vehemently denied rumors her co-star and boyfriend Zac Efron has a body odor problem. - insisting he’s clean every time she seems him.  The teen heart-throb has become the victim of cruel gossip, alleging the 19-year-old doesn’t shower regularly.  But Hudgens insists her beau is as squeaky clean as his image.  She says, “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Whoever came up with that is completely idiotic. He showers! He showers! Believe me, he does.  Wow, now if we can only teach Vanessa to shave her muff and get clean down there we would be all set.
VH 

Pop Princess Rhianna is still insistent that the press have got it all wrong and she is not dating Chris Brown.  The pair has been inseparable for months, vacationing together, being photographed smooching and even exchanging expensive jewelry and getting matching tattoos etched - seemingly confirming they are romantically involved.  But the “Umbrella” hit maker insists they are only friends, and are definitely not sleeping together.  During an appearance on The View on Monday, Rhianna said, “We hang out a lot. We are very close. He’s an amazing person. But we are not dating. We are very close, very, very close.”  When grilled on the difference between their friendship and ‘dating,’ Rhianna replied, “There’s a big difference and I think you know what.”   But he has your star tattoo on his ween?  Does that mean nothing to you?
Riri 

Teen television actress Jamie Lynn Spears reportedly has left the Mississippi hospital where she gave birth to her first child last week.  Spears, 17, gave birth to a baby girl, Maddie Briann, last Thursday Us magazine.com said the Zoey 101 star was driven out of the Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi, Saturday by her 19-year-old fiancé Casey Aldridge.  The new parents received a police escort, the report said.   OK! Magazine reports that the new parents are home in Liberty, Mississippi, not Serenity in Kentwood, Louisiana, as other magazines have reported.   Wow, now that is a good pipe-layer / husband.
JC 

Gym Class Hero’s Front man Travis McCoy has sparked rumors he is ready to marry Katy Perry after presenting her with a diamond “promise ring.”  The “Cupid’s Chokehold” star admits he wanted something special to give to Perry and spent more than $300 on the piece of jewelry.  He tells People.com, “I went in to the jewelry store and said I wanted a ring. The lady behind the counter said ‘here’s one for $300.’ I was like, ‘I want a nice ring!’ Then I pointed to the big one.”  But he remained coy when asked if it was an engagement ring, saying, “It’s a promise ring… and I have one too!”   Wow, he has scored big time.  I mean Man, she likes kissing girls.  How hot is that?
TM 

Second-season American Idol champ Ruben Studdard obtained a marriage license Monday in Alabama, PEOPLE has learned.   Studdard, 29, arrived at the Shelby County Probate Office in Birmingham with fiancée Surata Zuri McCants, 30, just before noon, filled out the paperwork and walked away with their license, an eyewitness says. Studdard is a Birmingham native.   “They looked really happy,” says the eyewitness.  Wow, I never knew there were reverse chubby-chasers.
RS 

And finally, some sad news to report.  George Carlin – who once wryly wondered, “Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?” – is being mourned by fellow comedians such as Ben Stiller and Jay Leno, not only for being a groundbreaker in entertainment but an individual of great honor.   “George Carlin was a hugely influential force in stand-up comedy,” Stiller, 42, said in a statement. “He had an amazing mind, and his humor was brave, and always challenging us to look at ourselves and question our belief systems, while being incredibly entertaining. He was one of the greats and he will be missed.”  Carlin died off of heart failure at the age of 71.
GC 

You Know The Drill 

Mango Out

Wino’s got the TB

Friday, June 20th, 2008

Well this is just going to be my part Duex for my Thursday update.
 

My love for Amy Winehouse grows more and more as each day passes.  Apparently, fears for the health of Miss Winehouse are mounting after it was reported doctors believe the star has contracted tuberculosis.  The troubled singer was admitted into a private clinic in Marylebone, London on Monday after she collapsed in her home in the British capital.  Tests to determine the cause of the collapse have so far proved inconclusive, but on Tuesday, the 24-year-old was allegedly warned by health experts her alleged drug addiction will end her life - unless she manages to kick her habit once and for all.  And now it has been reported medical experts have aligned her symptoms, including an alleged irregular heartbeat and a chest infection, with the deadly disease.  Well that would definitely be going out in style, with a nice case of the TB.
 

aw 

Tattooed Rocker Joel Madden is battling to lose the weight he gained while his girlfriend Nicole Richie was pregnant with their baby girl Harlow.  While Richie had good reason to eat for two, the Good Charlotte adopted the same diet and piled on the pounds.  Five months after the January birth, Richie is shedding her baby weight, and Madden is dieting too.  He says, “I gained weight when Nicole was pregnant. I was eating whatever she ate: pasta, pizza.  Well maybe he can go on Nicole’s heroin and bulimia diet that she was on a few years ago, that worked wonders for her.

JM 

 

50 Cent’s representative has brushed off internet rumors suggesting the rap superstar has secretly wed R&B singer Ciara.  Gossip sites went crazy after footage of 50 Cent; real name Curtis Jackson, wearing a wedding band first appeared online.  But his spokeswoman insists the rap star plays a married man in his new film Microwave Park, and the photos come from the Louisiana set.  But that hasn’t stopped gossips from claiming the ring is a sure sign that the “In Da Club” hitmaker and “Goodies” singer Ciara are man and wife.  50 has been romantically linked to Ciara after the pair posed topless for their video “Can’t Leave ‘Em Alone” last year.  It is a simple concept why he is never going to marry her.  It is because she has got a ween.  She is a hermaphrodite.

CI

 

Up-and coming teen star Selena Gomez, of Disney’s Wizards of Waverly Place, insists that there’s no bad blood between her and fellow teen star Miley Cyrus.   The 15-year-old said that she is overwhelmed by comparisons to the Hannah Montana star, but that doesn’t mean there’s a feud going on between them.   ”It’s a little overwhelming, but I think really, it’s a compliment,” Gomez told E! Online. “She’s obviously extremely successful, and I think she’s a wonderful performer … So being compared to her, I was very, very flattered.”   Gomez, who is currently working on her debut album, added, “We’re literally like, It’s fine. It’s all good. She’s Miley and I’m Selena.”  Well I think the big difference is that Selena is not going to start slutting it up like Miley.
 

SG 

And finally, Keira Knightley didn’t hesitate when she was asked to bare her breasts in new movie The Edge Of Love - because she believes sex scenes are more believable when performed by naked actors.  The 23-year-old actress has no qualms about appearing in the buff, insisting nudity has even become a habit of hers.  She tells People magazine, “I always bare my breasts. It’s not like it’s only in this film!”  So when Edge Of Love filmmaker John Maybury requested her to remove her bra, she was happy to oblige: “I said, ‘All right then.’  “It was very simple. It was a sex scene and I never like them when they’ve got bras on.”   Eh, she is not my cup of tea.  I like a big pair of natties, like those on Miss Jennifer Love Hewitt.  Wow.

kk 

You Know The Drill
 

Mango Out.

Pregnant No More

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

Happy Thursday Kiddies and away I go with part 1 of my update today. 

Consider me one of the first media outlets to report this story.  Jamie Lynn Spears has given birth to a baby girl in Mississippi.   She and boyfriend Casey Aldridge welcomed Maddie Briann around 9:30 Thursday morning, People.com reports.  God this is like Christmas Morning for me.  Waking up to a gift like this…Hi-yo.

JLS

You Know The Drill

Mango Out

Viva Las Spear-a-gus

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Happy Tuesday and away I go. Yeah, I know I missed the standard Monday update, but come on now.

Well this is exciting news. Jennifer Aniston and Jon Mayer have taken their romance to a new level by jetting off to Mexico for a break. The hot couple is enjoying a little downtime at Girls Gone Wild boss Joe Francis’ home in Punta Mita, Mexico, according to reports. Aniston has become a regular at the retreat - the former Friends star previously visited Francis’ beachfront home with ex-boyfriend Vince Vaughn and pal Orlando Bloom. I wonder if girls flash their boobs over the balconies of the building.

 

JAJM 

 

Britney Spears and her ex-husband Kevin Federline both celebrated Father’s Day separately in Las Vegas this weekend. The couple - whose divorced was finalized in July last year - was both photographed in Sin City, but carefully managed to avoid each other.  Spears, 26, was seen sipping water at the Palms Place hotel, while Federline picked up his Father of the Year award at Prive Las Vegas. It is the second time Federline has been handed the honor: he was previously given the title by Details magazine last November.  The former couple left their two children Sean Preston, two and Jayden James, one, at home for the weekend. Wow, the two of them in Vegas together, and I was in stupid Maryland. Lame.

 

BK 

 

Well she must have the right stuff. Natasha Beddingfield has landed her dream gig - she has been picked to open for the New Kids on the Block on the reunited boy band’s upcoming tour, which begins in Toronto, Canada in September. The British singer is promoting her new album Pocketful of Sunshine. Wow, now I might just have to sell my tickets on EBay. She is going to ruin everything.

 

NB 

 

Kevin Jonas Kevin Jonas hopes to follow his parents’ example by marrying young.  The pop star’s minister father and mother wed when they were just 21 and 20 respectively - they’ve just celebrated their 20th wedding anniversary. And 20-year-old Kevin, who recently pledged to stay a virgin until he marries, insists he’s keen to become a young groom. He tells USA Today newspaper, “What happened to the idea of getting married young? I don’t understand why people are so afraid of getting married. “I think when you find true love you should go out there and get it.” Well, it kind of is hard when all of your fans are under the age of 15. Ha…I said Hard.

 

KJ 

 

Everyone’s favorite Wino, Amy Winehouse representative said the British soul singer has been hospitalized after fainting in her London flat. Winehouse, 24, frequently makes headlines due to her erratic behavior, drug addiction and legal battles. “Amy was at home this afternoon when she briefly fainted,” her representative told Usmagazine.com. “Fortunately, her manager’s assistant was there to stop her falling. She quickly recovered and her father Mitch took her to hospital as a precaution. Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests.” The publicist added Winehouse “may be kept in the hospital overnight for observation. Yeah, I still have her in the death pool. As long as she dies before Elizabeth Taylor, I am in the money.

Paris Hilton was turned away from a pet store in Los Angeles over the weekend after employees refused to let her buy a puppy - because she reportedly just wanted the pooch to accompany her in a photoshoot. The hotel heiress was on her way to a photoshoot when she stopped at The Puppy Store on Melrose Avenue to buy a Yorkie. But she was banned from doing so by one of the store workers because they saw it as “an impulse buy”. An insider tells the New York Post’s gossip column Page Six, “She wanted a puppy in the picture with her so it would look cuter.” And when she was knocked back, puppy-loving Hilton allegedly went “ballistic”. Good for The Puppy Store. They taught that bitch what is up.

 

PH 

 

And finally, Kate Hudson has further fueled rumors she is dating cycling champion Lance Armstrong - by supporting him on a charity bike ride. The pair were romantically linked after being spotted kissing and cuddling during a party at the Cannes International Film Festival in France last month. And while both have refused to confirm the rumors, Hudson made sure she turned out to support Armstrong in Canada this weekend where he was taking part in a cycle ride to raise over $1 million for cancer research. Wow, I mean come on, everyone knows they are dating. She has totally moved on after that hippie from The Black Crows.

 

KH 

 

You Know The Drill

Mango Out

Mommy Martin Graduates

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

Happy Wednesday Kiddies, and away I go.

The former ‘Beverley Hills 90210’ actress – who already has a one-year-old son with husband Dean McDermott – welcomed daughter Stella Doreen into the world at 3.13 pm at Los Angeles’ Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. Stella weighed 6lbs 8oz and was almost 20 inches long, revealed Tori’s representative, who added: “She’s here! She’s a healthy baby girl. Tori and baby are resting comfortably.” Tori previously revealed she was desperate to add a daughter to her family. She said: “I’ve always wanted a little girl since I’m such a girly girly. I immediately started crying. I couldn’t believe it. I have my beautiful little boy and now I’ll have my little girl! It’s amazing.” Dean, who has a nine-year-old son Jack from his previous marriage, added he wasn’t feeling as worried about the arrival. He said: “You’re a little more laid-back with your second child. You’re not as anxious. You’re not as frightened. They trip and fall, and you’re a little more laidback about it and realize they don’t break.” Wow, is it just me, or do you wish that David Silver was the father as well?

 

TS 

 

Justin Timberlake has bought the golf course his dad taught him to play the sport on - to save it from developers. Timberlake is a golf fanatic and plays off a handicap of six.  He confesses he only “got into” the sport six years ago, when he was 20 - but the childhood trip to the Memphis, Tennessee course inspired him to rescue it from being turned into apartments. Timberlake tells talk show host Jay Leno, “My dad taught me to hit a gold ball on this course, when I was 12 years old. They were going to auction it off and turn it into a development, so we swooped in and got it.” Wow, excuse me Mr. Money Bags.

 

JT 

 

Jessica Simpson wants to make her recent move to country music permanent - and has vowed never to return to her previous pop style. The singer, who is due to release her first country album later this year, admits she enjoys the genre so much, she wants to focus the rest of her career on her new found musical direction. She tells People.com, “I’m planning on making country music for the rest of my life, and I don’t want to go back to that other world.” Wow, I still think she put the cunt in Country.

 

JS 

 

Speaking of Country Beauties, Carrie Underwood laughs off her reputation as a sex symbol, insisting she’s awkward, nervous and has bad habits. The former American Idol winner claims fans shouldn’t believe the image she portrays onstage, on TV and in magazine photo shoots, and they’d all be stunned if they spent time with her in private.  Underwood tells Cosmopolitan magazine, “I don’t consider myself sexy… I’m kind of a nervous person in general. “I’m socially awkward. I’m not tall and sensuous. I usually wear sweats everywhere I go. Oh, and I burp a lot!” I bet her farts smell like roses.

 

CU 

 

My least favorite MTV couple Speidi want to do it on television. And I am not talking about a sex tape. The pressaholic reality-television couple have been talking to MTV honchos about a live telecast of their upcoming nuptials! Montag, 21, has told MTV programming and development honcho Tony DiSanto that they’re ready to say their I-do’s for the cameras, a source reports. No surprise, but DiSanto is said to be keen on the idea. Hello Cash Cow.

 

SP 

 

And finally, one of my favorite shows is coming back for another season. Rodney King will appear in the next installment of VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew.” The show features famous people dealing with drug and alcohol problems aided by celebrity addiction specialist Dr. Drew Pinsky. King, whose 1991 beating by Los Angeles police led to deadly rioting the next year, prompting him to make a famously earnest plea for peace, will appear with actor Jeff Conaway, former Guns ’N Roses drummer Steven Adler, Rod Stewart’s son Sean and actress Tawny Kitaen. So what? Was Urkle busy?

You Know The Drill

Mango Out

Honor Alba?

Monday, June 9th, 2008

Happy Monday my loyal readers, and away I go.

Justin Timberlake has just got a little extra serious about his romance with actress Jessica Biel - he has moved her into his bachelor pad. Sources claim Biel is preparing to move in with her man at his Hollywood Hills home. One insider tells In Touch magazine, “They’re both really excited. Jessica’s giving her house to her parents and brother because she doesn’t want to sell it.” Timberlake and Biel have been an item since early last year when she joined the pop star at the Sundance Film Festival in Utah. Wow, I don’t blame her, and frankly, I don’t blame him. Have you seen her ass?

 

JB 

 

Well this should come as no surprise. Taylor Swift is a self-confessed clean freak - and can’t stand having an unmade bed. The singer hates having a messy bedroom at home in Hendersonville, Tennessee, and has to have everything in a particular order. Swift tells People.com, “I’m sort of a neat freak. I need the bed to be made. “It’s kind of interesting because that kind of defies the whole musician thing. I think we’re supposed to be messy … but I need everything to be neat and put away and organized.” I wonder if she is a fan of bleaching her chocolate star fish? Oh I kid.

 

TS 

 

Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren are new parents. The 27-year-old actress gave birth to a healthy baby girl, Honor Marie Warren, on Saturday, her publicist Brad Cafarelli said Monday in an e-mail to The Associated Press. Cafarelli didn’t provide further details. Wow, that just rank up there as the worst name ever. I got up on-her did you get up on-her. Get it? That’s just some good stuff.

 

JA 

 

With two toddlers already keeping him busy, Mark Wahlberg is getting ready to add a third child to the mix. And the 37-year-old actor and his longtime girlfriend Rhea Durham, 29, may not stop there. “When the kids are good, we want eight or nine,” Wahlberg said Monday in L.A. while promoting his new film, The Happening. “When they’re bad, we [want] to stop at three.” The couple also have a daughter, Ella, 4 and a son Michael, 2, and Wahlberg who didn’t disclose Durham’s due date says having a full house is “awesome.” Wow, Hollywood is full of sperm.

 

MW 

 

Jessica Simpson is adding lingerie designer to her lengthy resume. The singer already has successful handbag, shoe, sunglass and swimsuit lines, and now Jessica Simpson’s Intimates will be joining her namesake empire. The collection of bras, undies, sleepwear and daywear will hit major department stores and online shopping sites just in time for spring ‘09. Jessica tells Women’s Wear Daily, “I like different lingerie for different occasions. I think that’s the best thing about it. You can feel sexy or girly depending on your mood.” She also promises to included a stylish assortment of shapewear so women no longer need to worry about panty lines. Oh please tell me she and her sweater puppies are going model for it.

 

JS 

 

Well this is pretty interesting. Laguna Beach begat The Hills, which is reportedly in the process of producing its own spin-off for Whitney Port. MTV is currently developing a new reality series that would follow Lauren Conrad’s gal pal in her bi-coastal travels for the fashion PR firm People’s Revolution while also befriending a group of New York City girls that includes socialite Olivia Palermo, a source told Us Weekly in the magazine’s June 16 issue. Am I the only one still waiting for the Lo spin-off?

 

WP 

 

And finally, Hollywood actors Ben Stiller and Reese Witherspoon have signed on to star in an untitled comedy adventure penned by Cameron Crowe. Crowe’s films include Say Anything, Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous, Vanilla Sky and Elizabethtown . Variety.com said Crowe will also produce the Stiller-Witherspoon movie, the details of which are being kept under wraps. As long as it is not along the lines of Along Came Polly, than I am a happy camper. God that movie sucked.

 

RW 

 

You Know The Drill

Mango Out

Going to the Big O-hio

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

Happy Wednesday Kiddies, and away I go.

Mary Kate Olsen, who will celebrate her 22nd birthday on June 14, refused to talk about her late friend Heath Ledger with Elle magazine. (Olsen was the first person called after Ledger’s body was found.) “I’m not going to comment on that — I won’t give you a word about that in the nicest way possible. Let’s move on.” The actress also told the magazine that though Forbes reported that the her and her sister have a net worth of $100 million, it’s “nobody’s business if I am or I’m not [rich].” “I mean, if you want to have a discussion about fame and what does it really mean to be famous these days, what’s celebrity anymore? What’s media? That’s different. I have a completely different point of view about all this because I was never thrown into it,” she says. “I grew up in it. It wasn’t something that I aspired to. It’s just something I knew. For me, I just worked. I had a job. I’ve had a job for 21 years.” Wow, are people still talking about Heath. Please people let him rest. 

MKO 

 

 

Angelina Jolie has blasted filmmakers Disney for not featuring an African princess in their films - because it upsets her multi-cultural family. The Tomb Raider star and partner Brad Pitt feel let down by the lack of different cultures featured in children’s films - and are urging the movie giant to be more diverse. The actress, who is pregnant with twins, insists educating their children about culture is important in the Jolie-Pitt household.  She tells Britain’s OK! magazine, “(So) even the color of the children in the cartoon matters. “There still isn’t a Disney princess that’s African and it’s very difficult because our daughters [are] getting into princesses right now and it upsets me.” Jolie and Pitt have three adopted children: Maddox, six; Pax, four; Zahara, three, as well as biological daughter Shiloh, two. Wow, Angie have you not learned yet. Do not piss off the mouse.

 

AJ 

 

The X-Files star Gillian Anderson is pregnant with her third child. The actress, 39, and her long-term boyfriend Mark Griffiths already have a 20-month-old son, named Oscar, together. Anderson also has teenage daughter Piper, 13, from her first marriage to Clyde Klotz, who was an assistant art director on the hit sci-fi program, reports People.com. Wow, I know I have used this line before, but 1998 called, they want their celebrity back. What are you going to tell me next. Tim Allen is getting a divorce.

 

GA 

 

Actress Nikki Blonsky is facing legal action from her former managers who are demanding a share of the royalties from her role in hit musical Hairspray. The 20-year-old is being sued by Margaret Karaszek and Michael Ostrowski, partners in Morgit Management, the firm that used to represent the actress. The duo filed papers at New York’s State Supreme Court earlier this month, accusing Blonsky and her mother Karen of breaching their contract by not awarding the company 20 percent of her earnings from the 2007 movie.  Karaszek and Ostrowski insist the star was an “unknown” when she landed the role of Tracy Turnblad and claim their firm sent Blonsky’s show reel to the casting team and even drove her to Manhattan, New York for the audition. The actress was reportedly selected for the film six months after her contract with Morgit Management expired, but attorneys for the company insist Karen Blonsky had verbally confirmed she would be renewing the agreement for at least two more years. Yeah, once a chubby-chaser always a chubby-chaser.

 

NB 

 

NJ Native and super cuties might I add, The Jonas Brothers, have a secret weapon for maintaining their energy on stage - caffeine. Youngest brother Nick admits he and his brothers gulp down cup after cup of caffeinated brews throughout the day in a bid to keep up with their hectic schedules. He tells Teen magazine, “I have an energy drink when I wake up and a coffee when I eat breakfast. Then (I have) a coffee at dinner and an energy drink right before I go onstage. Then I’m good.” The singing siblings’ are indeed keeping busy - the “Mandy” hit makers are currently in the middle of a world tour, with dates scheduled until August. As long as they brush their teeth to get rid of their red bull and coffee breath I am a happy camper. I mean for all the teenaged girls who want to kiss them.

 

TJB 

 

And finally, The Black Eyed Peas will perform a private concert in China on Tuesday to support the relief efforts for the victims of the recent earthquake. The band was scheduled to perform in the country as a promotional event for beverage companies Chivas Brothers and Pernod Ricard China. But they agreed to perform a benefit concert in the aftermath of the earthquake that has killed more than 69,000 people on May 12. The band will play for 700 people at the Shanghai Concert Hall, Shanghai.

You Know The Drill

Mango Out