Britney’s Slumber Party.
Monday, June 30th, 2008Happy Monday kiddies, and away I go. BT-Dubs, is it the 4th of July yet? 4 day work week. Hi-yo.
Britney Spears spent Saturday night with her two sons, Sean Preston, 2 1/2, and Jayden James, 1 1/2, Usmagazine.com reports. It was the first night the pop singer got to spend with her boys since she was hospitalized in January. According to the magazine, the boys were dropped off Saturday and picked up on Sunday around 10 a.m. “Britney was very upset after the kids left,” a source told Usmagazine.com. “She now does not know when she will get them next for an overnight. She complains it could be next week, or it could be three months.” Yeah, there you go Britney. Nothing like starting off the post with a positive Britney story.
Lindsay Lohan has a secret 13-year-old half-sister she has never met, the actress’ father has revealed. Michael Lohan has confessed he fathered a child with another woman while separated from the star’s mother Dina. He claims he only found out about his secret daughter years after she was born, and has been exchanging correspondence with her mother over the past year. Lohan Sr. tells Ok! Magazine, “Years later (the woman) contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child.” Ok! claims to have seen letters sent to the girl’s mother, in which he compares her to Lindsay. The mother claims Michael has called frequently, but never visited or provided financial support for the girl. And she tells the publication it’s time for Michael to take responsibility. Man do I love White Trash families, and these guys are the trashiest people I have ever seen. They totally belong in a trailer park.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner celebrated their three-year wedding anniversary – by sitting down to dinner with actor Matt Damon and his wife. The Daredevil stars were accompanied by Affleck’s childhood pal Damon and his heavily pregnant wife, Luciana Barroso, for a two-hour dinner on the patio of Nobu in Malibu on Saturday night. According to People.com, they ate cooked fish and sushi rolls – and toasted the couple’s anniversary, which was on Sunday, during dessert. A source says, “Ben and Matt were entertaining the girls with stories, and they were all laughing a lot. “Jen and Ben were in a great mood, and they left Nobu hand in hand.” Wow that is a sweet story. So Sweet I think I just got a cavity.
A fictional energy drink that features in Ben Stiller’s next movie Tropical Thunder is being turned into a real product. Booty Sweat pops up throughout the comedy, which is due to be released on August 15. Now Paramount Pictures want to cash in, by producing it and marketing it alongside the movie. Michael Corcoran, president of consumer products at Paramount Pictures, “Not to my knowledge has this ever been done before. We’re very excited, because it has the potential to live for quite a while, well beyond the film.” I could totally go for some booty sweat right now, sounds almost as good as a Sparxx.
Jennifer Aniston was on hand for two London performances by her boyfriend, singer John Mayer. The unidentified concertgoer at London’s Hard Rock Calling told People magazine the former Friends star was with the singer after the show. ”She was on the side of the stage and really couldn’t be seen by anyone,” the onlooker said. “John didn’t make any call-outs to her during the Hard Rock Calling show, but she was seen hanging out with him in the Artist Area before and after his performance.” Aniston was also spotted at Mayer’s Friday performance at another London locale, People said. The celebrity couple were also spotted together earlier in the week in the Netherlands, where Mayer was performing and Aniston was promoting her newest film Marley and Me. Just make sure he never meets Angelina Jolie on a movie set. She is not a good person and a boyfriend stealer.
Futuristic film Wall-E has outsmarted the competition in its opening weekend, taking in over $62.5 at the U.S. box office. The animated movie – featuring the voices of actress Sigourney Weaver and Curb Your Enthusiasm star Jeff Garlin – triumphed over rivaling Angelina Jolie action film Wanted, which came in at the number two spot with $51.1 million during its opening weekend. Meanwhile, spy-themed action film Get Smart slid from its top spot to number three, taking in an additional $20 million. Jack Black-narrated animated feature Kung Fu Panda came in number four – garnering over $11.7 million – making an impressive three-week run total at $179.3 million. The new top five is rounded off by comic movie adaptation The Incredible Hulk, which fell from its number three spot, taking in an additional $9.2 million. Yeah, I am still waiting for Hancock. They are going to be getting my 12 bucks.
And finally, Bluth family lovers, unite! Former Arrested Development co-star Jeffrey Tambor confirmed published reports that a movie version of the Emmy-winning Fox comedy is in the works. “After months of speculation. I think we have finally figured out for sure that we are indeed doing an Arrested Development movie,” Tambor told EW.com at the premiere of Hellboy 2 on Sunday. “I am very excited about that. I love that cast and crew and I felt like we had more to say.” The series, which aired for three seasons, starred Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi, Jessica Walter, Will Arnett and Michael Cera. The single-camera comedy was beloved by critics, but was never a ratings bonanza for Fox. The network canceled the show a year after it won the Emmy award for best comedy. This really does make me quite excited. Now just bring back a version of the British Office, and I am a happy camper.
You Know The Drill
Mango Out.

