Mango Out

Happy Tuesday Kiddies, and away I go.  Sorry I didn’t update last night, I was busier than a milf during fleetweek.
 

“High School Musical” star Vanessa Hudgens has vehemently denied rumors her co-star and boyfriend Zac Efron has a body odor problem. – insisting he’s clean every time she seems him.  The teen heart-throb has become the victim of cruel gossip, alleging the 19-year-old doesn’t shower regularly.  But Hudgens insists her beau is as squeaky clean as his image.  She says, “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Whoever came up with that is completely idiotic. He showers! He showers! Believe me, he does.  Wow, now if we can only teach Vanessa to shave her muff and get clean down there we would be all set.
 

Pop Princess Rhianna is still insistent that the press have got it all wrong and she is not dating Chris Brown.  The pair has been inseparable for months, vacationing together, being photographed smooching and even exchanging expensive jewelry and getting matching tattoos etched – seemingly confirming they are romantically involved.  But the “Umbrella” hit maker insists they are only friends, and are definitely not sleeping together.  During an appearance on The View on Monday, Rhianna said, “We hang out a lot. We are very close. He’s an amazing person. But we are not dating. We are very close, very, very close.”  When grilled on the difference between their friendship and ‘dating,’ Rhianna replied, “There’s a big difference and I think you know what.”   But he has your star tattoo on his ween?  Does that mean nothing to you?
 

Teen television actress Jamie Lynn Spears reportedly has left the Mississippi hospital where she gave birth to her first child last week.  Spears, 17, gave birth to a baby girl, Maddie Briann, last Thursday Us magazine.com said the Zoey 101 star was driven out of the Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi, Saturday by her 19-year-old fiancé Casey Aldridge.  The new parents received a police escort, the report said.   OK! Magazine reports that the new parents are home in Liberty, Mississippi, not Serenity in Kentwood, Louisiana, as other magazines have reported.   Wow, now that is a good pipe-layer / husband.
 

Gym Class Hero’s Front man Travis McCoy has sparked rumors he is ready to marry Katy Perry after presenting her with a diamond “promise ring.”  The “Cupid’s Chokehold” star admits he wanted something special to give to Perry and spent more than $300 on the piece of jewelry.  He tells People.com, “I went in to the jewelry store and said I wanted a ring. The lady behind the counter said ‘here’s one for $300.’ I was like, ‘I want a nice ring!’ Then I pointed to the big one.”  But he remained coy when asked if it was an engagement ring, saying, “It’s a promise ring… and I have one too!”   Wow, he has scored big time.  I mean Man, she likes kissing girls.  How hot is that?
 

Second-season American Idol champ Ruben Studdard obtained a marriage license Monday in Alabama, PEOPLE has learned.   Studdard, 29, arrived at the Shelby County Probate Office in Birmingham with fiancée Surata Zuri McCants, 30, just before noon, filled out the paperwork and walked away with their license, an eyewitness says. Studdard is a Birmingham native.   “They looked really happy,” says the eyewitness.  Wow, I never knew there were reverse chubby-chasers.
 

And finally, some sad news to report.  George Carlin – who once wryly wondered, “Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?” – is being mourned by fellow comedians such as Ben Stiller and Jay Leno, not only for being a groundbreaker in entertainment but an individual of great honor.   “George Carlin was a hugely influential force in stand-up comedy,” Stiller, 42, said in a statement. “He had an amazing mind, and his humor was brave, and always challenging us to look at ourselves and question our belief systems, while being incredibly entertaining. He was one of the greats and he will be missed.”  Carlin died off of heart failure at the age of 71.
 

You Know The Drill 

Mango Out

Well this is just going to be my part Duex for my Thursday update.
 

My love for Amy Winehouse grows more and more as each day passes.  Apparently, fears for the health of Miss Winehouse are mounting after it was reported doctors believe the star has contracted tuberculosis.  The troubled singer was admitted into a private clinic in Marylebone, London on Monday after she collapsed in her home in the British capital.  Tests to determine the cause of the collapse have so far proved inconclusive, but on Tuesday, the 24-year-old was allegedly warned by health experts her alleged drug addiction will end her life – unless she manages to kick her habit once and for all.  And now it has been reported medical experts have aligned her symptoms, including an alleged irregular heartbeat and a chest infection, with the deadly disease.  Well that would definitely be going out in style, with a nice case of the TB.