Happy Thursday Kiddies, and away I go.

 
Madonna is trying to do the impossible.  She is attempting to reunite Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake for her upcoming Sweet & Sticky tour.  The Holiday hit maker has already roped in Spears to film a short cameo which will appear on screens at the shows and has asked the singer to appear in person at some concerts.  And the 49-year-old is allegedly desperate for Timberlake to sing on the tour too, as he recorded tracks on her latest album Hard Candy.  A source tells British newspaper The Sun, “Madonna is always trying to raise the bar and Britney and Timberlake on the same stage would be perfect.  “They have both been asked but I think both are a bit reluctant. Britney would find it all a bit emotional and JT might not fancy it. More likely is that they both appear on different dates. But if anyone can make this happen its Madonna.”  Well if anybody could pull that off, it would be Madge.

Miley Cyrus is determined to stay a virgin until she weds, insisting she gets a thrill from staying pure.  The 15-year-old’s squeaky-clean reputation has taken a hit this year after she appeared topless, wrapped in a satin sheet in a controversial photo shoot for Vanity Fair magazine.  But she insists she is still innocent when it comes to sex - and she hopes to stay chaste.  The pop star has confirmed the ring she wears at all times is a purity ring that symbolizes the promise she has made to herself and her family.  She tells TV Guide, “I like to think of myself as the girl that no one can get, that no one can keep in their hand.  “Even at my age, a lot of girls are starting to fall, and I think if (abstaining) is a commitment girls make, that’s great.”   God how 1999 Britney and Jessica Simpson of her.  Virginal till marriage my butt.  That’s not what Nick Jonas said.  I guess she will just leak out trampy photos of herself onto the Internet.

Well what have we here?  She confesses that she kissed a girl (and she liked it!) in the unofficial jam of the summer, but who’s cherry chapstick would Katy Perry really like to taste?  Well that would be Miley Cyrus, she told Steppin’ Out magazine. “She’s the lucky girl. It’s cool to hear through the grapevine that Miley Cyrus has my song as her ring tone,” Perry added.  “Maybe we’ll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage,” Perry said, referring to the Teen Choice Awards, which Cyrus is set to host in August.   ”How hilarious would that be? Although I don’t think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!” she joked.  So will Katy Perry’s dream of a girl on girl smooch from the Hannah Montana superstar become a reality? It’s a guess, but kissing Katy is probably not on Miley’s list of “7 Things” to do this summer.  Wow, is it bad I kind of have a half a chubby right now?

Actress Katie Holmes is making her return to television - in a guest role on Eli Stone.  Holmes is reportedly set to guest star on the comedy series when it returns to the airwaves this autumn.  According to Us Weekly, Holmes is set to play an attorney in her one-episode stint on the show.  But a source denies Tom Cruise will guest-star alongside his wife.  Eli Stone executive producer Greg Berlanti has previously collaborated with Holmes on the set of Dawson’s Creek - where she rose to fame for her role as Joey Potter.  Wow, I never have even heard of Eli Stone.  Sounds like of lame to me.

The mystery surrounding Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s choice of name for their newborn son Knox Leon has been solved - he is named after the actor’s grandfather.  Hal Knox Hillhouse, Pitt’s maternal grandfather, died when the star was eleven years old.  The name also means Knox shares something in common with his adoptive brothers Maddox and Pax - all their names end in x.  Knox’s sister Vivienne Marcheline is named after Jolie’s late mother Marcheline Bertrand.  The twins were born at a hospital in Nice, France, on Saturday.  I said it before, I will say it again.  How many kids are going to call him Kox, as opposed to Knox?  I know I personally will.

And finally, Paris Hilton’s attempts to flirt with soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo ended in disaster as the star’s romantic advances were rejected, according to reports.  The socialite is reported to have spotted the Portuguese star in Hollywood bar Villa - and made a beeline to chat to the player.  But she was knocked back by Ronaldo, who wasn’t interested in romancing the Simple Life star.  A source tells British newspaper the Daily Mirror, “Paris saw Ronaldo and immediately slithered past the dozens of women trying to get his attention. Then she climbed over one of his mates and planted herself next to him but he wasn’t interested.”   You know Cristiano, you might just want to wash your body with bleach if she even came with in like 10 feet of you, I am just saying.

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Happy Tuesday Bitches, and away I go.
 

Hum, where to begin?  Maybe with some more baby news.  It is like Hollywood has been a baby-delivering machine as of late.  Angelina and Brad officially welcomed their twins into this world on Saturday, a boy and a girl.  Their names?  Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon.  Knox?  Hum that rhymes with …The doctor who delivered Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twin babies was “nervous” before the operation because of his patient’s fame.  The actress gave birth by Caesarian section at the Foundation Lenval hospital in France on Saturday.   And Jolie’s obstetrician, Dr Michael Sussmann, confessed that he was a little worried before the operation.  He says, “It’s true that there was pressure due to the couple’s fame.”  The pair, who have three adopted children and a biological daughter already, were described as “an exemplary father and mother” by the doctor.
 

Vanity Fair has reported that Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have parted ways after five years together.  Earlier this year, the late night talk show host and the comedienne played pranks on each other in which they pretended to be cheating on one another with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, respectively.  But Sarah and Jimmy are really over - and it’s not a joke this time.  According to Vanity Fair, reps for the couple confirmed the split and issued a joint statement that said, “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.”  Kimmel hosts of Jimmy Kimmel Live! on ABC, while Silverman stars in The Sarah Silverman Program on Comedy Central.  I bet she is F’n Matt Damon.
 

Hollywood socialite Khloe Kardashian is to follow fellow rich girls Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to jail.  The sister of reality TV and sex tape star Kim Kardashian will report to jail on Friday, according to Internet reports.  Kardashian has been sentenced to 30 days behind bars for violating her probation on a DUI charge in 2007.  She was arrested in March 2007 and placed on 36 months probation, but she violated the terms of her probation by not attending alcohol education classes and a judge has ordered her to serve time.  In a statement, released on Monday, Kim Kardashian says, “Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved.”   Haaaaa.  This is flippin fantastic.
 

Alyssa Milano has sworn off dating baseball players, because they are too childish.  The actress admits she is a huge fan of the sport, and even dreams of being a star slugger.  But, after dating Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Brad Penny, San Francisco Giants pitcher Barry Zito, New York Yankees pitcher Carl Pavano and Atlanta Braves star Tom Glavine, she’s determined to court more mature men, like her current mystery beau, known only as “David”.  Milano says, “They are grown men playing a little boy’s sport. That makes them childish.”  Oh I wonder if she strapped one on, and was the pitcher while Carl Payano caught.
 

Teen sensation Miley Cyrus has been caught up in yet another photo scandal after an internet hacker accessed her phone’s memory and found a series of saucy snaps.  The new pictures show the singer posing seductively in the shower with only a wet t-shirt covering her modesty, as well as a photo of her showing off her stomach in a skimpy top.  The snaps were reportedly downloaded from the star’s personal picture phone memory by a hacker calling himself the ‘Digital Gangster.’  According to celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, who has the controversial new photographs on his website, the hacker is shopping the snaps around to several publications in the hope of landing a big pay check.  And Digital Gangster claims to have a whole host of raunchy snaps he has found on the 15-year-old’s phone.  Oh I will still hit that, like a piñata.
 

Madonna’s brother Christopher Ciccone says Guy Ritchie, the British filmmaker who married the pop star, is responsible for a rift between the siblings.  Ciccone, who is openly gay, claimed in an exclusive interview with “Good Morning America,” that Ritchie is a homophobe and is responsible for the estrangement between Ciccone and his sister, ABC News said on its Web site.  Ciccone was on the show to promote his new memoir, “Life With My Sister Madonna,” which was released Monday.  In an interview that aired on GMA Monday, Ciccone was asked what happened to his once close relationship with his sister.  “Guy Ritchie pretty much happened to our relationship, for the most part,” he replied. “The best way to get to my sister is to get in bed with her, you know what I mean? And since I wasn’t doing that, and … wasn’t about to, you know, that person — like I said — who speaks to her, the last person to speak to her at night, has the most influence. And (Guy and I) both couldn’t really exist in the same hemisphere.”  Wow, is he ungrateful.  Can’t Madge just pay him like 3,000,000 for hush money?  She has buttloads of the green stuff.
 

And finally, Justin Timberlake’s grandmother wants him to marry girlfriend Jessica Biel - in an intimate ceremony in his mother’s backyard.  Sadie Bomar insists she would love to see her grandson settle down with the actress, and is convinced their relationship will lead to marriage.  She tells British publication The Sun, “Jessica’s really sweet. She’s his age and isn’t possessive. I think their personalities are a lot alike.”  And Bomar would love a small family gathering for his nuptials - and thinks Timberlake’s mother’s garden would be the ideal setting.  She adds, “I just want them to be happy. Justin should get married in Lynn’s back yard in Tennessee.
 

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Happy Friday Kiddies and away I go.  Sorry I have not updated since Thursday the 2^nd, but you know…between the 4^th and the amount of Coors Lites I consumed, I just lost track of time.

 
Super-hottie Rhianna has vowed never to pose for a naked photo shoot - because her mother would “kill” her.  Although the singer has proved she isn’t shy about shedding her clothes in the name of work - she appeared wearing just gold body paint for her 2007 “Umbrella” video - she refuses to strip off for a magazine.  She tells MTV.co.uk, “My mother would kill me if I posed nude!  “When I did that metallic body paint stuff for my Umbrella video, I didn’t do it to show my body. I didn’t do it for people to like me. I did it because it was a cool visual, unexpected, and it looked hot.  Yeah, but what about me and my needs?  I need to see that delicious set of wagons.  I heard one is pierced.

Crazy Mariah is at it again.  Before she wed Nick Cannon, the diva tells Elle magazine that she “dreamed” of being kidnapped.  “When I was in an unhappy place in my life … I always wanted to be kidnapped,” the singer tells the mag. “I just wanted a way out, but I didn’t have one.”   Well she’s singing a different tune now.   The singer gushes about how hubby Nick Cannon proposed-twice!   On the rooftop of her Manhattan apartment he proposed with a 17-carat diamond hidden inside a candy ring pop.   ”They’ve been calling me Cinderella since I first started out,” she says of the fairytale-worthy proposal,” she says. “Most people would think, Okay, please! This doesn’t happen in real life.”  Then only a few days later, he popped the question again.  Oh that Mariah, like a fine cheese, she gets stinkyier with age.

John Mayer’s still kind of cute girlfriend Jennifer Aniston has blasted rumors that she discovered “a batch” of love letters from the rocker’s ex, Chestica Simpson, dismissing the claims as false.  The former Friends actress, who became romantically linked to Mayer earlier this year, was said to have found the notes in the singer’s guitar case, reports the New York Post’s gossip column Page Six.  A source tells the publication, “Jennifer was more hurt than angry at the discovery. The letters surprisingly were very touching and well written.”  But Aniston’s representative insists the story is “completely fabricated.”   Now what I want to know is why he would leave Jessica, with a beautiful set of natties for Jennifer with a small B Cup.
 

Angelina Jolie will deliver her twins next Tuesday, according to French reports.  Sources at the Lenval Hospital in Nice, where the actress will give birth, have revealed Jolie will be induced on Tuesday.  Medics were initially planning the delivery on Monday, but that falls on France’s Bastille Day holiday.  Sources reveal that Jolie is keen to give birth.  One insider says, “She can’t wait to give birth because she can’t stand the hospital food, and she is fed up to be in this hospital room.  “If she could be induced earlier she would love it, but the medical team think it’s medically better to wait until next Tuesday.”   Wow, how convenient.  I wish I could dictate to the hospital when I want my baby born.
 

Well you can file this story under the, I didn’t even know that they were dating.  Apparently Diddy and Cassie have split up.  The pretty R&B star, 21, was asked to confirm reports she and Combs were no longer an item as she left a friend’s birthday party in New York on Wednesday. She said, “I will confirm that rumor.”  But a partygoer tells America’s Us Weekly magazine Cassie and Combs were spotted “slipping out” together after the bash.   Eh, not a big deal.
 

And finally, I have some baby news to report.  Nicole Kidman and her country music star husband Keith Urban describe their newborn daughter as a “delight.”  Sunday Rose Kidman Urban was born in Nashville, Tennessee, Monday.  “We feel immensely blessed and grateful to be given this beautiful baby girl,” Kidman and Urban said in an exclusive statement to People magazine. “She’s an absolute delight.”  Kidman’s father, Antony, said earlier this week that the baby’s name was inspired by Australian arts patron Sunday Reed, People.com said.  The couple reportedly chose Sunday’s middle name in honor of Urban’s grandmother Rose.   Eh, I think it is still too holly wood.  Now Emily Urban that is a good name.
 

And finally for real, Matthew McConaughey’s publicist has slammed reports the actor went against his advice to sign a magazine deal for exclusive photos of newborn son Levi.  The Fool’s Gold star’s girlfriend Camila Alves gave birth to Levi Alves McConaughey’s at a Los Angeles hospital on Monday and the couple were reported to have landed an exclusive $3 million scoop with OK! Magazine for the first pictures.  The agreement was also said to include the baby’s first Christmas with the family and grant the magazine first rights to wedding photos, should McConaughey’s and Alves walk down the aisle.  McConaughey’s representative Alan Nierob was allegedly angry at the actor for agreeing to the deal, because he wanted the couple to hold out for a better offer.  3 million for a guy who gets stoned and plays his bongos naked?  K, if you say so.
 

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Happy Wednesday Bitches, and away I go.
 

Angelina Jolie hasn’t given birth to her twins yet, Dr. Michel Sussman said Wednesday at a press conference at a French Riviera hospital.  Asked when Jolie is expected to give birth to her fifth and sixth children, Usmagazine.com said Sussman, the actress’ obstetrician, told reporters, “In the weeks to come.”  Jolie was transported to the hospital, where she reserved four rooms in the maternity ward, by helicopter Sunday, the newspaper Nice Matin reported.  Brad Pitt, Jolie’s actor boyfriend and the father of her twins, was photographed early Wednesday at the hospital, Usmagazine.com said. Pitt and Jolie already have a 2-year-old biological daughter and three other adopted children.  Oh to live the life of the Jolie-Pitts.  How sweet it is.