Happy Monday Bitches and away I go. OK, I am back to my regular schedule now. Give me a break, last weekend Monica got married.
Police in Louisiana are hunting a store worker who has allegedly tried to sell private photographs from the Spears family album. According to celebrity website TMZ.com, snaps of new mom Jamie Lynn-Spears breast feeding her three-month old daughter Maddie have been offered to the media. The collection of photographs also includes older sister Britney holding her niece alongside her parents around Jamie Lynn’s hospital bed shortly after the teenager gave birth. The Web Site reports the photographs were taken on Jamie Lynn’s boyfriend Casey Aldridge’s camera. It is believed he took the camera card to a local store, but extra copies were made by a male employee. What a total mule. What the hell was he thinking.
Miley Cyrus insists she isn’t trying to get out of her contract for the U.S. teen sit-com Hannah Montana, contrary to Internet reports claiming she is. “I am fully committed to Hannah Montana. It’s what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people,” the 15-year-old pop star and actress told People magazine. “I couldn’t do it alone. We have an amazing cast that is so supportive, including my dad who has been there for me every step of the way.” Rumors claiming Miley and her father have been showing up late to work and deliberately trying to get fired were swirling during the weekend. One report said Miley and her co-star Emily Osment had a falling-out due to Miley’s allegedly unprofessional behavior. Oh Christ Miley, man up and honor your commitments. Remember the old saying, dance with the one that brought you.
Former adult film star Jenna Jameson is reportedly expecting twins. Jameson, 34, announced her pregnancy with partner, Ultimate Fighting Champion star Tito Ortiz, last month. And now she has discovered she is expecting twins, according to celebrity blog PerezHilton.com. A friend of Jameson tells the Web site, “They’re having twins. Jenna and Tito just found out. They are beyond thrilled!” Wow, apparently you can get pregnant going ass to mouth. Wait, isn’t that what all porn stars do?
Tina Fey’s luck at 60th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards on Sunday didn’t last very long – she lost her purse after rushing on-stage to collect her three awards. The funny woman beamed after winning Outstanding Lead Actress for her role in 30 Rock, the show she created, which also won Outstanding Comedy Series and Outstanding Writing for a Comedy series at the event in Los Angeles. But as Fey went backstage to speak to reporters, she realized she had forgotten her bag in the excitement. She told the press, “If anyone’s seen my purse. I left it under my seat.” Oh wow, even nerds with glasses make mistakes. Any how, good for her. I am a big 30 rock fan.
Mandy Moore was spotted at the Joseph Still Burn Center in Augusta, Georgia on Sunday, visiting her ex DJ AM as he recovers from second and third degree burns he suffered in a Learjet crash this weekend. Jermaine Dupri also paid a visit to Travis Barker, who is also suffering burn wounds from the crash. “It’s a seriously sad situation,” Dupri tells Usmagazine.com. “He’s doing good… but I really hate to see my friends go through this.” Barker’s ex-wife Shanna Moakler also rushed to her ex-husband’s side. The two married in 2004 and divorced early this year. Wow that whole event was really sad.
George Michaels has apologized to fans after he was arrested and cautioned for possession of drugs. The Careless Whisper hit maker was detained on Friday in the Hampstead Heath area of north London, close to his home in Highgate. The singer was questioned at a nearby police station and later released with a caution for possessing class A and class C drugs – cocaine and cannabis. Now the former Wham! star has said sorry to his fans – and vows to clean up his act. In a statement he says, “I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I’ll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them.” Apparently he will never learn.
And finally, Moviegoers will get a double dose of Miss. Mariah Carey this Christmas when the singer stars in a second film project inspired by her best-selling Yuletide album.
The pop superstar announced her hopes of turning around her disastrous movie debut in 2001’s Glitter with a starring role in new movie Tennessee earlier this month. And now she has confirmed she is developing a second project to be released in December – a movie musical about a small town facing destruction by real-estate developers during the holidays, according to the New York Daily News. I really do love that album, nothing like me debunking those “I’m a giant Mary” rumors.
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