Happy Thursday Kiddies and away I go. Hit me up I face book, I have been corrupted.

Well this is some pretty exciting news. Actor Zac Efron is set to earn $7.8 million in a movie remake of 1984’s Footloose. The High School Musical star has been tipped to take on Kevin Bacon’s role in director Kenny Ortega’s new version. I wonder if Kevin Bacon will be valeting cars at the premiere. Oh I kid.

Actress Courtney Cox is set to star as a middle aged mum in a new comedy series from the creator of Scrubs The former Friends actress will play a 40-year-old mother with a teenage son in Cougar Town, a comedy scripted to show the “reality” of motherhood.  Cox was chosen for the role because she is “comedic ally fearless”, according to Bill Lawrence, who produced the medical comedy. He says, “Forty-year-old women on TV are so beautiful and perfect and wrinkle-free. People don’t do the reality of it, and there is a real comedy area about a woman who is talking about Botox, about having sex with the lights on and how her body is changing.” Wow, she is kind of a cougar. Much more of a cougar than Phoebe.

Actress Rosario Dawson has denied reports she is engaged to boyfriend Mathieu Schreyer - insisting they are just dating. The 29-year-old Sin City star has been plagued by rumors she’s set marry the DJ since being snapped wearing a gold ring on her wedding finger last summer. But Dawson insists she’s not ready to marry the man she’s been dating for less than a year, and the rumors have caused concern among her family members. When asked to clarify the reports, Dawson tells People.com: “Believe me, no. Oh my God, I’d be getting calls from my grandmother being like, ‘Mija! How come I had to read this first?’” Eh, 2000 called they want there level C celebrities back.

Bosses of hit TV talent contest American Idol action against a contestant who is due to release an album with a rival record company. Participants in the reality show are tied in to contracts promising only to record music with the program’s associate label, Sony/BMG. But Josiah Leming, who appeared in the 2007 series but failed to make it into the top 24, has signed a deal with Warner Records and his debut album is due to hit shops in January. However, the 19-year-old, who was homeless when he appeared on the series, may be forced to scrap plans to launch his pop career - he has received a letter from American Idol chiefs, threatening legal action if he goes ahead with releasing the LP.  Leming’s representative tells New York Post gossip column PageSix, “Josiah was the only Idol contestant ever to get a record deal who didn’t make the top 24, and one of only four contestants to get a deal this year. He has personal reasons for getting his music out, threat or not. Wow, I remember that I was a big fan when he auditioned. Be a team player AI.

Aussie model/actress Sophie Monk has caught the eye of another high-profile rocker - she is reportedly dating Adam Levine from Maroon 5. The stunning blonde was previously engaged to Paris Hilton’s current beau Good Charlotte band member Benji Madden, but split from him earlier this year. And now the star has been spotted enjoying a string of romantic encounters with singer Levine at Los Angeles celebrity hangout Chateau Marmont, according to New York gossip column PageSix. Wow Page 6 has all the good dirt.

And finally, this has got to be true. It appears that Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are at ods with each other right now. Apparently one of them wants to get a boob job, and the other does not. Mary Kate is the one in favor of the larger tatters, and Ashley wants to be more au natural. Seriously how long before the two of them appear on Girls Gone Wild.

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Happy Monday Bitches, and Happy Halloweenie Week.

You all know I hate to start the day on a down side, but this really is the top news story. Chicago police confirm they have found the white Chevrolet Suburban SUV involved in the Jennifer Hudson murder case. MSNBC reports that the body of the male child found in the SUV might be that of Hudson’s 7-year-old nephew Julian King, who was reported missing following the Friday deaths of Hudson’s mother Darnell Hudson and brother, Jason Hudson. On Sunday, Hudson’s sister Julia and mother of Julian, pleaded with her son’s kidnappers. “Let my baby go,” she told reporters. She appeared at a news conference along with the boy’s father, Greg King. Chicago police spokesman Daniel O’Brien said the FBI had been asked to help in the search in case the boy had been taken across state lines, in violation of federal kidnap laws. O’Brien declined to confirm various media reports that police had taken William Balfour into custody as a suspect in the double homicide investigation. Balfour, 27, had a relationship with Hudson’s sister Julia but is not the father of the missing boy. Balfour’s mother said earlier her son and Julia were estranged and that he had nothing to do with the slayings. Nope no witty remark here. My deepest thought go out to Jennifer and her fiancé.

Classes were back in session this weekend with “High School Musical 3: Senior Year” scoring an “A” among U.S. movie-goers, Box Office Mojo said Sunday. The Kenny Ortega-directed romantic comedy piled up an estimated $42 million in U.S. theater box office receipts to grab the No. 1 ranking. Opening at No. 2 was the horror flick “Saw V,” directed by David Hackl, which raked in $30.5 million. The two new movies pushed last weekend’s top two films, “Max Payne” and “Beverly Hills Chihuahua,” down to Nos. 3 and 4 with $7.6 million and “$6.92 million, respectively. I wonder if Vanessa bared her cooter in the movie?

Seth Rogan’s raunchy new comedy Zack and Miri Make a Porno has been banned from several U.S. cinemas - amid fears it may be too crude for viewers. The Megaplex Theaters in Utah towns Salt Lake City, Ogden, Lehi, and Sandy have decided not to show Rogan’s new movie because of its sex and nudity scenes. The film centers on two friends who launch an amateur porn studio, and stars Pineapple Express funnyman Rogan and Elizabeth Banks. But cinema bosses believe the comic romp will be too much for more conservative film fans. When did America become such a prude? I have been a member of several adult web sites for years…Oh wait, What?

John Travolta has decided not to reprise his role as Edna Turnblad in an upcoming sequel to movie musical Hairspray. The Hollywood actor caused a sensation with his critically acclaimed portrayal, cross-dressing and donning a fat-suit for the role. But Travolta is adamant that he won’t be returning for a second installment - because he is not a fan of movie sequels. He tells Moviehole.net, “I think once is enough. I did it and I did it well but I’m not a big sequel guy”. This coming from the guy who did 3 Look Whose Talking Movies?

Julianne Hough is set to have her appendix out Tuesday, a “dancing with the Stars source told E! News exclusively. “She will be dancing tonight,” the insider said Monday, adding that the surgery is “a minor procedure” and Hough could be back on the DWTS dance floor as early as next week. Hough was taken to the hospital last week after complaining of stomach pains while taping a recap episode of DWTS. TMZ, however, offered a slightly different account about what sent her there, reporting Hough plans to announce Tuesday that she has an ovarian cyst and will have her appendix taken out at the same time she has the cyst removed. Maybe the doc can give her bigger mams when she is under the knife. What is she? A small A?

And finally, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rosedale’s oldest son Kingston is slowly adapting to his role as big brother - and is starting to understand he isn’t the only baby in his parents’ life. The couple welcomed second child Zuma into their family in August, but Rosedale insists two year old Kingston is handling the situation well. He tells People.com, “It’s like, here is this guy, and he’s not leaving. (Kingston) is getting used to that. “Obviously, there are moments that he’s bugged out that someone is in his spot with his mum. His mum is great, so I agree with that. I just can’t complain about it. I think it’s just natural. That’s what happens.” Wow, talk about America’s perfect family.

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Good Afternoon Bitches and away I go.

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen has sparked rumors she is set to marry football star Tom Brady after reportedly planning a wedding reception at a New York restaurant. The Brazilian beauty began dating the New England Patriots star shortly after her highly-publicized 2005 break-up from Hollywood actor Leonardo DiCaprio. The pairing followed Brady’s own split from pregnant actress Bridget Moynihan, with whom he shares a one-year-old child. Wow, I give them 4 years. How Madonna of her.

Zac Efron celebrated turning 21 with a dinner party attended by friends, family and his girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens. The High School Musical hunk came of age on Saturday and enjoyed a two hour meal at Los Angeles’ Pace restaurant with pals including Disney co-stars Ashley Tisdale and Monique Coleman. Amanda Bynes, Brittany Snow, Michelle Trachtenberg and singing sisters Aly and AJ Michalka were also in attendance at the party, according to People.com. Efron received gifts including bottles of liquor - as he is now of legal drinking age. Well I bet the goose was making him feel loose. I wonder if Vanessa let him take naked pictures of her. Or maybe they filmed a sex tape.

Actress Lindsay Lohan’s temper was tested after her girlfriend DJ Samantha Ronson reportedly ignored her during a heated lover’s quarrel. The pair refused to speak to one another en route to Washington on Thursday after Lohan spent the train ride complaining of her staff, according to the New York Post. A source tells the newspaper Lohan shouted at Ronson: “I do what’s good for you, not what’s best for both of us.” How much do you wanna bet liquor was involved?

This is some sad news. Pop super star Pink checked into a health center over the summer - because she feared she was an alcoholic. The “So What” hitmaker, who split from husband Carey Hart earlier this year, admits she finds it difficult to have fun without having a drink because she’s such a “control freak.” But the star, real name Alecia Moore, felt her drinking was getting out of control - so went to see a therapist to determine a course of action. She says, “A few months ago, I went to see a specialist because I thought I was an alcoholic. “I have a problem with my vices. I’ve kicked the drugs, but every now and then I have to go out and get completely wasted on alcohol. For me it’s about losing control. I’m such a control freak it’s very hard for me to lose my inhibitions without something chemical inside me. How do you really have fun if there isn’t a little drink in you? I don’t actually know. I wonder if her favorite drink was a pink martini? Get it?

Lil Wayne is set to become a father for the second time - he is expecting a baby boy.  The “Lollipop” hitmaker announced his news whilst onstage at the 2008 BET Hip Hop Awards on Saturday night in Atlanta, Georgia. The star, real name Dwayne Michael Carter Jr., was collecting his award for Lyricist of the Year when he told the crowd: “I got a son about to be born any day now, so shout-out to him. Pray for me.” The rapper already has a nine-year-old daughter, Reginae, with ex-wife Antonia Carter. Wow, what a fantastic year he has had. Good stuff.

Madonna has reportedly agreed to give husband Guy Ritchie $60 million, a London pub and the family’s country estate to put a speedy end to the couple’s seven-year marriage.  According to Britain’s The Sun newspaper, which broke the news of the couple’s divorce last week, Madonna will hold on to her New York and Los Angeles homes, as part of the divorce settlement. A source tells the publication, “The negotiations were relatively painless. Guy knew what he wanted and Madonna knew what she was keen to keep. There was a spell when Guy was in a mood to dig his heels in, but he decided this arrangement seemed reasonable and a long battle over money would make life unbearable.” Wow that was quick. One has to wonder how long ago all of this was arranged.

And finally, some happy news to report. Nelly Furtado has married her sound engineer beau Demacio “Demo” Castellon. Best known for her songs “I’m Like a Bird,” “Promiscuous,” “Maneater” and “Say It Right,” Furtado told Entertainment Tonight Canada her wedding took place July 19. “It’s a nice phase of my life,” the 29-year-old singer-songwriter-producer told ET Canada. No other details about the nuptials were given in the report. Good for her, gets me wondering about my little woman. Or lack there of one.

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Happy Wednesday Kiddies and away I go.

Paris Hilton has brushed off rumors she will wed boyfriend Benji Madden after stepping out with a diamond ring on her wedding finger. The 27-year-old heiress has admitted she would love to start a family with Madden, 29, since the pair began dating in February.  But Hilton insists they have yet to make official plans to walk down the aisle, insisting the sparkler was merely a thoughtful present from the Good Charlotte Rocker. Wow, she really wants to be Miss. Nicole Richie. When is she going to announce that she is preggers.

And what is the opposite of romance? Well that would be Madonna and Guy Ritchie. Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s marriage refused to go away, and U.K. tabloids reported that a divorce announcement was imminent, Madonna’s spokeswoman has confirmed the split.  The pop superstar and her filmmaker husband have been dogged by rumors their eight-year marriage is coming to an end since the beginning of the year. The couple previously vehemently denied the speculation, insisting they had no plans to split. Now, British newspaper The Sun claims the pair are soon to announce their divorce, after failing to stick out their relationship until after Madonna finishes her Sweet & Sticky world tour later this year. Damn A-Rod. First he is dropping the ball big time for the Yankees, now he breaks up this marriage?

Everyone favorite skanks Danity Kane have stripped off in support of animal rights.  Aubrey O’Day, Aundrea Fimbres, Dawn Richard, D. Woods and Shannon Bex appear naked in a new anti-fur ad for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA).  The Making The Band group cover up with a ‘We’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur’ banner - but are otherwise all exposed. Well too bad too of them are no longer in the group. Aubrey and D Woods were given the old heave-ho last night. Ha, these whores always make me laugh.

Britney Spears will reunite with her original choreographer Wade Robson for her world tour next year. Aussie dance extraordinaire Robson has been roped in to create the hard-hitting dances the “Toxic” star became famous for at the beginning of her career. He first worked with Spears on her first world tour in 1999, and also choreographed her famous “Slave 4 U” video. Now the dancer, who once fronted his own MTV dance show The Wade Robson Project, has confirmed he has been approached to direct the star’s stage performances for her Spring 2009 tour - her first since 2004. Hey good move Brit, if it ain’t broken, don’t fix it.

Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt has leaped to the defense of dancer Cheryl Burke after the media poked fun at her weight gain. The Dancing With the Stars regular added five pounds to her frame over the summer prompting gossips to speculate she may be pregnant. But when she confessed she was just a little heavier, the same journalists who poked fun at Hewitt when she was snapped in an unflattering swimsuit, turned on Burke.  Angry Hewitt snarls, “I think her dancing is what everyone needs to be concentrating on. Cheryl is an incredible dancer. She works her butt off to impress people every single week on Dancing With the Stars, and I just think she’s fantastic.” Listen Star Jones is fat, Rosie O’Donnell is fat, hell even Roseanne Barr is fat. Jennifer or Cheryl, are both not fat.

Little Miss Miley Cyrus has finished writing a book detailing her life story - at the tender age of 15. The actress shot to international stardom in Disney TV series Hannah Montana after landing the role at just 12 years old, and has since pursued a solo singing career. And now the teenager has completed penning her memoirs, which will take a look back at her life so far. Publishers Disney have said the star’s autobiography will “reveal how her solid relationship with her family, especially her mother Leticia, helps her navigate the spotlight.” Wow, she must have experienced a lot by the age of 15. Like lollypop guys in the bathroom at the mall in the bathrooms there.

And finally, Superstar Beyonce has made a personal donation of $100,000 to the Gulf Coast Ike Relief Fund, Music World Music and Columbia Records announced. The fund benefits victims of Hurricane Ike in the Greater Houston area who have lost homes, property and jobs. It was established at the request of Houston Mayor Bill White to help fill unmet needs of victims primarily in Galveston, Brazoria, Chambers, Fort Bend, Harris and Montgomery counties. The Gulf Coast Ike Relief Fund offers aid to non-profit organizations providing immediate relief in the area, including shelter and temporary housing, food and household supplies, transportation and child care. Knowles is a Houston native. Good for her, Beyonce always steps up and does the right thing.

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Happy Monday kiddies, and away I go. 

Everyone’s favorite Jersey Boys, The Jonas Brothers will perform during halftime of the Dallas Cowboys’ nationally televised Thanksgiving Day game against the Seattle Seahawks.   The band will officially kick off the 2008 Salvation Army Red Kettle Christmas campaign at the November 27 contest. The fundraising drive continues through Christmas Eve.   Since its partnership with the Cowboys, which began in 1997, the annual Red Kettle campaign has raised more than $1 billion, helping the Salvation Army serve 30 million people each year nationwide. Last year, the campaign raised a record $118 million.   Previous halftime performers include Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Sheryl Crow, Destiny’s Child, Toby Keith, LeAnn Rimes, Jessica Simpson, Randy Travis and Reba McEntire. Suite, I will definetly have that getting played at my rents house.

Actress Lindsay Lohan, and I do learn that term loosely, has found another way to poke fun at Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin - she plans to dress up as the politician for Halloween. Lohan will take inspiration from John McCain’s controversial running mate for her fancy dress costume - which she will sport for a Trick or Treat party on October 31. The star will wear Palin’s trademark fitted red suit and trademark glasses for the fun annual holiday, according to the New York Daily News. Well that is fantastic, because I am going as The Shocker.

In a song from Kenny Chesney’s latest album, Lucky Old Sun, the country singer recalls the lonely time period after his marriage to Renee Zellweger ended after only four months.  He tells Newsweek, “I was probably as emotionally and mentally exhausted as I’d ever been,” he goes on. “And that was due to a lot of things — having the foot on the gas pedal constantly, and my breakup with Renee Zellweger.” And to think he was a little light in his loafers, you know a little, zig-a-zay-ah.

Jessica Simpson has laughed off rumors she’s engaged toDalls Cowboy beau Tony Romo after the couple was reportedly spotted shopping for rings together. The singer, who has been dating Romo since late last year, was alleged to have picked out a sparkler with him during a trip to a Neiman Marcus store in Dallas, Texas recently. But Simpson insists there is no truth to the claim - because Romo would never agree to go jewelery shopping with her. Um, Tony is no Nick.

One of my favorite new artists, MIA, best known for her hit song “Paper Planes,” has confirmed she is pregnant with her first child. “I’m creating a baby,” People magazine quoted the 31-year-old performer as telling Pitchfork Media. “When I found out I was pregnant and ‘Paper Planes’ was in the iTunes top 10, it seemed like the whole world was reshuffled in one week, and all my plans went out the window. I’ve got two kids, that’s what it feels like. And that’s the lesson — you can’t make plans.” M.I.A. is engaged to Ben Brewer, the lead singer and guitarist of The Exit. Good for her, but don’t retire.

And finally, Miss Britney Spears has stunned fans with her music video for new single “Womanizer” - after appearing naked in a sauna in the sizzling promo. In the hot new footage the “Toxic” star opens the video posing totally nude in a steamy sauna, prompting fans to brand the clip her sexiest to date. And the video is so risque, TV bosses decided to censor the video before it premiered on 20/20 on Friday night - to ensure younger fans didn’t catch sight of the sexy scenes. Shocking? Oh that is the Britney I know and love.

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Happy Thursday Bitches, Welcome Newbies, and away I go.

Oh please tell me that this is true. Teen actress Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant with her second child, the National Enquirer reported. Spears, 17, gave birth to daughter Maddie Briann on June 19. The tabloid said the former Zoey 101 star is eight weeks pregnant and “cried her eyes out” when a home pregnancy test she took came back positive. The National Enquirer also said Spears didn’t know she could get pregnant while breastfeeding. “She and her mom Lynne are hysterical,” a source told the tabloid. “Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out.” Now that Britney’s life is back on track, I need a train wreck to watch and laugh over. Jamie Lynn, I am looking at you to fill this void.

Speaking of the Spears, Big Sis Britney was reportedly involved in another car crash after she was pursued by the waiting paparazzi in California. The star - who is due to stand trial after she was caught driving without a license last year - was being chauffeured through West Hollywood when a photographer’s car collided with her vehicle, reports celebrity website TMZ.com. It is not the first time Spears has been involved in a car crash; in May she allegedly drove her white Mercedes-Benz coupe into a car in Beverly Hills and in September last year, she was charged with hit-and-run and driving without a valid license after crashing into a parked car in a Los Angeles car park. No Britney, you have more money than God, hire a driver / chauffer.

Super Cuties Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift are no longer dating, a source told Usmagazine.com. The pair dated for several months, but broke up early this month, the magazine reported on its Web site. “He broke her heart,” the source said, adding that Jonas, 19, broke up with Swift,18, over the phone. Wow, that’s kind of a douche move Joe. Do right and do Jersey proud. Does this mean I can now date Taylor?

Comedian Roseanne Barr confesses she had plastic surgery in a bid to escape former husband Tom Arnold. The star - who was married to the actor for four years - had a breast reduction, tummy tuck and nose job just to avoid spending time with her then husband. She says, “Every time I had a break I would have surgery. I think just to get away from him and then when I came back there’d be nurses in the house and I wouldn’t be alone with him.” The couple divorced in 1994. Um don’t they have matching tattoos? This is the perfect reason why never to tattoo a boyfriend or girlfriend’s tattoo on your body.

Grey’s Anatomy star T.R. Knight has donated $50,000 to No on 8. which fights Proposition 8, a proposed constitutional amendment that would outlaw same-sex marriage, Advocate.com reports. He joins other celebrities such as Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz and Brad Pitt who also donated money. Knight’s donation comes after Jonathan Lewis, an Ohio entrepreneur, challenged the entertainment industry to raise $500,000 for No on Proposition 8 stating that he and his family will match the contributions. I will like to throw in 50 bucks to the cause. I mean if Brad believes in it, it must be a good thing.

And finally, Nicole Scherzinger has invited vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin to join the sexy girl group, if her election campaign fails next month. The singer is convinced former beauty queen Palin has got what it takes to join the all-singing all-dancing five-piece. The Buttons hitmaker says, “She seems like a headstrong woman, a tough chick. And she’s hot.” It’s not the only offer on the table for the 44-year-old Republican governor of Alaska - Playboy boss Hugh Hefner has already asked her to strip naked in the famous men’s magazine. Are the PCD’s really that desperate for attention. At least go for Tina Fey. She is funnier than Sarah Palin.

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