Archive for November, 2008

Baldwin Football Brawl

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Happy Turkey Day Bitches, and away I go.
 

 

Well I might as well start this update off with a Thanksgiving story.  Hollywood’s First Family the Baldwins celebrate Thanksgiving each year with a high-spirited game of American football at the clan’s New York home.  After tucking into their turkey on Thursday, actor brothers Alec, William, Daniel and Stephen will head outside to battle it out on the football field.  And youngest brother Stephen Baldwin reveals the siblings are ultra-competitive.  The Usual Suspects star tells WENN, “We always have the Baldwin brothers’ turkey touch football match. Alec tries to dominate, he is of course the King of the Baldwins, but we’ll let him run half the pitch before throwing the ball really hard between his legs. It’s the right sort of discipline.  I wonder if Alec calls anyone a selfish pig?
 

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Former MTV TRL host Carson Daly is to become a first time father.  The TV host, who now fronts NBC’s Last Word With Carson Daly, will welcome his first child with Siri Pinter in the spring.  A representative for the star tells People.com, “Carson is thrilled to be a father and they are looking forward to an extra special Thanksgiving this year with family and friends.”  Before settling down, Daly dated party girl Tara Reid and actress Jennifer Love Hewitt.   Imagine the knockers on the baby if Jennifer was his baby’s mama?
 

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Actresses Kim Cattrall and Sharon Stone are poised to return to the U.S. police force for a new Police Academy film.  Sex and the City star Cattrall appeared alongside Steve Guttenberg in the original 1984 comedy, while Stone featured in Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol in 1987.  And Guttenberg is hoping to bring both stars back for another movie in the film’s franchise - more than a decade after the seventh installment, 1994’s Police Academy: Mission to Moscow, was released.  He says, “We are doing a new movie and it is going to be great fun. A script is being written and so far it is really great, everyone from the original movies who is still around will return.  Well that could be interesting.  A bunch of washed up actors, all portraying cops.


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Britney Spears has announced the first dates on her upcoming world tour - just days after reportedly asking a Los Angeles court to grant her permission to embark on the global trek next year.  Since her breakdown earlier this year, the pop star is under the conservatorship of her father, Jamie, who handles all her legal and financial affairs.  And despite previously announcing plans to play a string of live dates in 2009, the star is barred from making her own business decisions and the tour was said to hang on the verdict of a judge.  Spears attended a conservatorship hearing in Los Angeles on Friday to reportedly lay out plans for the live dates. She is said to have told the court commissioner she feels competent to complete the work and wants permission to go ahead with the arrangements, according to TMZ.com.  All I know is I planning on camping out when the tri-state area tickets go on sale.
 

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Model Brooke Burke has won Dancing with the Stars.  The TV personality beat out competition from NFL star Warren Sapp and former ‘N Sync singer Lance Bass - who was booted out of the finale first, landing the season’s third place.  Burke, who is a mother of four, has been the favorite to win throughout the series, which saw celebrity competitors including Oscar-winner Cloris Leachman and young actor Cody Linley.  Burke worried fans after she injured her foot during a dance routine, but made a rousing return to form - scoring top points 16 times.  The star’s professional dance partner Derek Hough says, “I actually can’t believe it. I really can’t. I honestly can’t. The journey’s been so long. It’s been tough. It’s been wonderful.”  Previous finalists in the hit TV show include former Spice Girl Melanie Brown, actor Mario Lopez and Bass’ former band mate Joey Fatone.   Yeah, this was the first season I watched religiously.  I am just happy that old hag Cloris didn’t win.  I bet she is so old she farts dust.
 

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Christina Aguilera has heaped praise on fellow new mother Nicole Richie - insisting she is “blown away” by the socialite’s mothering skills.  Aguilera and Richie gave birth to their first tots just a day apart in January, and have grown close over their maternal duties.  And the singer, who is mother to 10-month-old Max, is tired of hearing negative opinions on Richie abilities as a mother - she has “nothing but good things to say” about the star.  She tells Hollyscoop.com, “I really appreciate people that exude a lot of talent and hard work. Because our little ones were born one day apart, I have had the opportunity of getting to know her.  Wow, that is a great change, for the better. 
 

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In his first interview since his son’s birth on Nov. 20, Pete Wentz told Ryan Seacrest Tuesday that he was so nervous when wife Ashlee Simpson went into labor; he “almost had a heart attack.”   ”Right before she went into labor, I was like, ‘Oh my God, I think I’m having a heart attack!’  Wentz told the KIIS-FM radio show host.   ”Natural things start going on in your body,” he said. “My heart started beating really fast. You see your wife in all this pain, and you really don’t know what’s happening.”  Still, his wife took care of him!   She “took care of me and made sure I was OK and then we went into labor. That’s why she’s a saint.   I still think he was too busy applying the guy-liner.
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And finally, 90210 star Shenae Grimes says people who wonder about rumors swirling around her – that she has an eating disorder, behaves badly on set and is a party girl – should ask her before believing what they read.   “Nobody has asked me about it. I really can’t help what someone thinks of me because they are reading a paper and choosing to believe it,” Grimes, who denies the rumors, tells PEOPLE in its new issue.  The 19-year-old Toronto native says the experience of moving to Los Angeles earlier this year parallels that of her character, high school student Annie Wilson. “It was a huge culture shock,” says Grimes, who became tabloid fodder the minute she was cast in the CW show, a remake of the uber-successful 1990s FOX drama.  I think she looks totally nasty.  I like a girl with a little meat on her bones.  And a giant rack.  And a full rear end.
 

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Spiedi Jumps in to Marriage

Monday, November 24th, 2008

Happy Monday kiddies and away I go.

 

 

I would like to believe I am one of the first legitimate news sources to report this. Heidi Montag is now Mrs. Pratt! The Hills stars eloped in Mexico, reports Us Weekly in its newest issue that hits stands Wednesday. The couple actually married on November 20 at the One & Only Palmilla Resort, outside Cabo San Lucas. The couple did not plan the wedding and married on a whim (but photographers and a white dress were conveniently there?). No family or friends were present. The ceremony lasted 15 minutes. “The minute we said our vows, I couldn’t stop crying,” Montag told Us Weekly. The magazine also reports that at the altar, Pratt told his new wife, “Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.” Oh wow, that is one thing that LC didn’t do first.

 

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Michelle Williams says she misses the late Australian film star Heath Ledger, the father of her 3-year-old daughter Matilda. The couple broke up shortly before Ledger died in January of an accidental prescription drug overdose at the age of 28. However, Williams and Ledger reportedly had remained close until his death. People magazine said that during a recent interview with Newsweek, Williams broke down and wept when Ledger’s name was mentioned. “It’s so sad,” she told Newsweek. Um yeah, you think. Leave the poor woman alone. Damn Paparazzi.

 

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Pop star/actress Hilary Duff has developed a crush on movie vampire Robert Pattinson, and told her boyfriend to watch out. The “So Yesterday” singer admits she’s smitten with the sexy Brit, who plays vampire Edward Cullen in new movie Twilight - and now she’s on the hunt for her own bloodsucking beau. She says, “I told my boyfriend, I was like, Edward Cullen… I mean, find me a vampire, you might be done…!’ He’s handsome.” Ahh, how cute. He is so much better than Benji Madden.

 

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Speaking of Twilight, Summit Entertainment said in Los Angeles it is officially moving forward with production of “New Moon,” the sequel to its just-opened “Twilight” vampire movie. The announcement was made Saturday. Starring Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, Twilight earned more than $70 million during its first weekend in U.S. theaters. Twilight and New Moon are based on a series of contemporary vampire books written by Stephanie Meyer. “I don’t think any other author has had a more positive experience with the makers of her movie adaptation than I have had with Summit Entertainment. I’m thrilled to have the chance to work with them again on New Moon,” the author said in a statement. Yeah, I saw it Saturday morning and I loved it.

 

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Actress Jodie Sweetin is “trying to stay positive” following her split from husband Cody Herpin - for the sake of their baby daughter. The former Full House star, 26, filed for legal separation from Herpin, 31, on Wednesday in Orange County, California. Sweetin married the movie set designer in July 2007, weeks after meeting him for the first time. They welcomed daughter, Zoie, on April 12. And Sweetin’s agent, Stella Alex, tells People.com that the actress is refusing to break down, because she needs to care for the seven-month-old tot. She says, “(Sweetin) is trying to stay positive for Zoie. Her focus is the baby. Jodie’s got a huge support system in her family and friends and she thinks this is what’s best for her.” While Sweetin’s estranged husband adds, “Not knowing what’s going on is hard. It’s rough. Marriage is not taken lightly to me. It’s supposed to be forever.” Oh poor Stephanie, at least she has the tell-all book to fall back on.

 

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Super Brit Leona Lewis would love to follow in the footsteps of “inspiring” Beyonce Knowles, and get herself an acting career. The Bleeding Love hitmaker, who won British talent show The X Factor in 2006, looks up to Knowles - and would love to emulate the success of her idol. She says, “Beyonce is great, so lovely and down to earth and talented. She’s inspiring. “I might go into acting like she did. I wouldn’t want to do a music thing though, it would have to be different.” Oh don’t say that, your ass isn’t big enough to be Beyonce.

 

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And finally, Miss Britney Spears much-anticipated album - which includes the smash hit song “Womanizer” - is slated to hit stores next week, and the pop princess dished about the title and how it compares to her previous album. “I called it Circus because I like the fact that you are on the edge of your seat when you are at a circus. You are never bored. You are engulfed in what is going on and you want to know what is going to happen next.” “Circus is a lot lighter than Blackout. Blackout is darker, edgier and a little bit more urban. When I recorded Blackout I was going through a really dark phase in my life and a lot of the songs reflect that. I didn’t go on tour with that album so I will be bringing some of the songs from Blackout on tour with me next year.” Color me there. The world needs a fun Britney record. I mean, Christ, have you seen the economy as of late?

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Ashlee Dropped

Friday, November 21st, 2008

Well it has happenned bitches.

 

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz are the proud parents of a baby boy, and they’re celebrating with some Bronx cheer.  Their representative says the pop and rock star couple have named their son Bronx Mowgli. The baby, born Thursday night, weighed 7 pounds, 11 ounces.  Bronx is the first child for Simpson-Wentz, best known for the hit “Pieces of Me,” and Wentz, bassist for the platinum rock band Fall Out Boy. They were married earlier this year.  Their representative said in a statement: “Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!”  I am sorry, but what a stupid name.  I think they are in the market for a new BMW!”  Think about the initials.

 

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Suri-ly they got it right this time

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Happy Thursday Kiddies and away I go. And yes I got my heater fixed for those who care. 

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ daughter Suri has been named the World’s Most Powerful toddler. A new poll by Forbes magazine has put the two-year-old ahead of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s brood of kids in the search for the most influential child under the age of five. Other children featured in the survey include David Banda, Madonna’s adopted tot with estranged husband Guy Ritchie, Victoria and David Beckham’s youngest son Cruz, and Britney Spears’ three year old son Sean Preston with ex Kevin Federline.

The top 5 is as follows:

1. Suri Cruise

2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt

4. Pax Jolie-Pitt

5. Sam Alexis Woods

 

Where the heck are the cool kids, like Gwen Stefani’s two sons. Those kids are cooler than an iced tea on a hot summer day.

 

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Christina Aguilera will reportedly open the show with a seven-minute medley of her greatest hits including “Genie in a Bottle,” “Fighter,” “Beautiful,” “Keeps Gettin’ Better” and “Dirrty.” “We are very excited to have Christina Aguilera perform at this year’s show,” Dick Clark Productions President Orly Adelson told Usmagazine.com. “She raises the bar with each live performance and you can expect something special at the 2008 American Music Awards.” I have my Tivo set and ready to go.

 

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Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester is gearing up to record her debut album. The actress, who plays socialite Blair Waldorf in the hit U.S. teen drama, is following her lifelong dream to be a singer by penning and recording new material. And Meester loves the recording process, because it’s completely different from filming a TV show. She tells Access Hollywood, “I’ve always done (music), just now I am actually doing an album that I plan to release. Just remember what happened to Joey Lawrence and Brian Austin Greene when they tried to release albums.

 

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Justin Timberlake has a new home on the east coast, after closing his deal on a multi-million dollar New York condo. The pop star had reportedly started negotiations on the Tribeca apartment last week, initially priced at $5.25 million. And according to city records, Timberlake has now signed off on the deal for $4.774 million. The “SexyBack” singer - who lives with girlfriend Jessica Biel in his Los Angeles mansion - has reportedly been on the hunt for a Manhattan pad since September. See now this way he can take strippers and panty-droppers home from Scores.

 

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The members (ha I said Members) of Blink 182 have been brought back together by the tragedy of Travis Barker’s near-death plane crash in September. Barker suffered second and third-degree burns in the tragedy, which left four people dead, and spent almost a month in hospital recovering from his injuries. And now it looks as if the terrible accident has brought his feuding former bandmates Mark Hoppus and Tom DeLonge back together. In a posting on his blog, Hoppus says, “We’re just reconnecting as friends after four years of not talking. It’s a good thing.” But he insists it’s too early to start talking about a possible reunion: “We haven’t talked about it at all. Right now it’s just good for the three of us to see one another, reconnect and let the past be the past.” Do I smell a tour coming out of tragedy? Oh I think I do.

 

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Jason Mraz has become the latest star to find a sideline as an avocado farmer. The singer/songwriter has purchased a fruit farm in San Diego, California, and admits he loves nothing better than to go avocado hunting. He tells Rolling Stone magazine, “I walk out there with my tote bag and it’s like an Easter egg hunt. Some days I come back with hundreds of avocados.” But, unlike fellow farmers Tom Selleck and Larry Hagman, who also own avocado farms in California, Mraz has no plans to turn a profit from his sideline.  Instead, he uses his avocados to perfect recipes - and he wants to turn his sprawling country estate into a go-kart mecca. He explains, “It’s the perfect place, winding through the avocado groves. We’ll put out some hay bales and start up a Jason Mraz Grand Prix.” Sounds kind of lame to me.

 

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Apparently Paris is single again. A source close to Hilton told People.com that the socialite and her boyfriend Good Charlotte rocker boyfriend, Benji Madden, are dunzo.  “She is saddened by the breakup but they’re just too different and they wanted different things in life,” the source told the magazine. “He was loyal and sweet but it was time to take a break.” Eh, I bet Nicole and Joel are next. That’s what besties do.

 

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And finally, Taylor Swift, insists her heart has already healed just a month after she was ditched by ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas - and she’s looking forward to finding new love.  Jonas dumped the 18-year-old last month during a 27-second telephone conversation in favor of actress Camille Belle, who he met on the set of the Jonas Brothers’ “Lovebug” video. But Swift is refusing to be downbeat about the love split and has already started the search for Mr. Right. She says, “You know what? I’m going to meet somebody, someday who is so wonderful, and I’m not even going to remember the other guys. Later on I definitely want to fall in love and get married and have kids. I believe in love, wholeheartedly.” Eh, I think that your Mr. Right is living in North Jersey, and it is me.

 

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Mango Out

Travis Plays On

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Happy Monday Kiddies and away I go.

 

Travis Barker is relieved he can still play the drums as furiously as ever - less than two months after a plane crash nearly took his life and left him badly burned. The former Blink-182 star was left with second and third degree burns from his feet to his waist and on both hands following a September plane crash in South Carolina, which left four others dead. But the drummer has returned to the studio just weeks later - and is elated he hasn’t lost his sense of rhythm. Speaking on MTV’s Total Request Live final broadcast on Sunday, Barker announced: “I’m already playing my drums again, and I’m already back in the studio. Oh I am still amazed that he is alive after that accident.

 

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Miley Cyrus’ friend Mandy Jiroux says someone posted a fake message supposedly from her on YouTube, falsely reporting the U.S. pop star was dead. E! Online said a video set to Cyrus’ song “Goodbye” and posted on the “Miley and Mandy Show” YouTube page early Sunday featured an alleged message from Jiroux claiming Cyrus had been killed by a drunk driver, even though the teen actress and singer is alive and well. “Hey guys, this is Mandy and I have some very sad news :( … We’re very hurt to tell everyone this, but Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. Miley told us if anything ever happened to her, then we should let her fans know before the public,” the Internet message attributed to Jiroux said. “R.I.P. honey, we will miss you so much.” Damn, well I guess that means she made it, and she is officially famous.

 

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Joe Jonas has denied cheating on Taylor Swift, putting the break-up down to “a change of heart”. Jonas came under fire recently after Swift revealed he had ended their relationship in a 27-second phone call and accused him of dumping her for 10,000 BC actress Camille Belle. But the teen heart-throb has now hit back - and is adamant he was never unfaithful to the country singer. He writes on the band’s official blog, “I never cheated on a girlfriend. It might make someone feel better to assume or imply I have been unfaithful but it is simply not true. Maybe there were reasons for a breakup. Maybe the heart moved on. Perhaps feelings changed.” And Jonas insists that the reason their break-up conversation took place in less than 30 seconds is because Swift slammed the phone down on him. Hum, story changer. Always the sign of a liar.

 

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NBC said Friday it has signed actress and singer Hilary Duff to a one-year, exclusive talent and development deal to star in her own television series. The pact would also allow her to guest star or appear in multiple-episode arcs in various current NBC series, it was announced by Ben Silverman, co-chairman of NBC Entertainment and Universal Media Studios. “Hilary is an incredibly versatile talent with a huge following whose career we know will continue to soar on NBC,” Teri Weinberg, executive vice president of NBC Entertainment, said in a statement. “We are confident we will develop great ideas that would feature her vast talents and are thrilled to have this opportunity.” The new series is to be produced by Universal Media Studios. Wow, how great would Chuck and Duff be? I would feel it.

 

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Lindsay Lohan is trying to avoid the executives at Motown because she doesn’t want to be pressured into completing her third album. The actress/singer admits she’s refusing to return calls and messages from record label bigwigs - because she’s not ready to release another album just yet. She tells Access Hollywood, “I just got off the phone with my Motown manager. I’ve been avoiding calling her back…. I just didn’t want to. With my other records, I kind of just did it, just to do it. Lindsay is still a struggling pop star? I guess that lesbian thing isn’t working out for her.

 

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2 more, than I am out the door. Melissa Joan Hart found it easy to slim down after giving birth - she’s too busy looking after her kids to eat. The Drive Me Crazy actress welcomed son Braydon in March, her second child with husband Mark Wilkerson. And she had no problem shedding her excess weight after the delivery - because being a mom is a full-time job. She tells People.com, “It’s a constant workout. You don’t have time to eat because you’re chasing them all the time!. Good, because nobody likes a fat witch.

 

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And finally, Quantum of Solace, starring Daniel Craig in the latest incarnation of British secret agent 007, raked in an estimated $70.4 million in its opening weekend, knocking the animated Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa to No. 2 despite pulling in $36.13 million for a two-week total of $118.02 million. Next up were Role Models at $11.71 million; High School Musical 3: Senior Year, $5.88 million; and Changeling, $4.25 million. Is it bad to announce that I have never seen any James Bond movie?

 

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Big Daddy of 2

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Happy Wednesday Kiddies and away I go.

 

 

 

Big Daddy star Adam Sandler has become a father for the second time - his wife has given birth to a baby girl. The actor and wife Jackie welcomed Sunny Madeline into the world earlier this month - and the funnyman is over the moon at the latest addition to his family.  A statement on Sandler’s website says, “Jackie and Adam had a beautiful baby girl, Sunny Madeline, on November 2. Everyone is happy and healthy.” The couple, who wed in 2003, already have a daughter, two-year-old Sadie. Wow, now that’s a Big Daddy of 2.

 

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David Arquette and Courtney Cox’s daughter is following in her parents footsteps - she wants to become an actress. Four-year-old Coco is showing all the signs of wanting to go into showbiz, much to Cox’s disapproval. But the youngster is unlikely to follow her mother into comedy acting - because she doesn’t like being laughed at. Cox says, “Coco will probably follow in our footsteps, unfortunately. She has a really strong personality. She’s a funny, quirky kid. But she doesn’t like people laughing at her so it should be drama.” Wow, with a name like Coco Cox, I would have always thought that she would have been a stripper with that name.

 

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Wow, lots of Hollywood baby news today. Kevin Federline has praised ex-wife Britney Spears’ quick thinking after their son was admitted to hospital having suffered an allergic reaction. Jayden James, two, collapsed at the “Toxic” hitmaker’s family home in Kentwood, Louisiana on Sunday and doctors concluded he had a reaction to “something he ingested.” The singer took the tot home late on Monday night - and Federline is happy with the youngster’s swift medical treatment. A spokesperson for Federline says, “I think that whatever it is, a food allergy or some other case, we don’t know yet. Good for him to take Britney’s side. Is a reunion possibly in the works?

 

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Miss Miley Cyrus has been forced to hand actor Stephen Baldwin a guest appearance on her Disney TV show, after she dared him to have her initials tattooed on his arm - and he called her bluff. The teen star and the born-again Christian met last year at a function in Washington D.C. where Cyrus dared Baldwin to have the letters H and M - the initials of her character Hannah Montana - inked. In return she offered him a cameo on her show, reports TMZ.com. When Baldwin turned up in Cyrus’ Nashville, Tennessee hometown on Monday to promote his new book, the Cyrus family drove to the studio to confront the 42-year-old - and he showed off his tattoo. Wow, now that Bitch knows how to play hardball.

 

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Washed up actor John Travolta has dubbed Miley Cyrus the new Olivia Newton-John after teaming up with the 15-year-old in new movie Bolt. The two actor/singers also teamed up in the recording studio to perform the theme for the new animated movie, and Travolta admits he hasn’t seen a star sparkle like Cyrus since he fell for Newton-John during their late 1970s movie musical Grease. He says, “The whole country is in love with her as am I. She’s got the equivalent of what Olivia Newton-John was to Grease.” I totally disagree, Miley is hotter than ONJ.

 

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And finally, Aside from having reality shows on E! and romances with NFL players, Kim Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson now have one more thing in common. CBS tells PEOPLE exclusively that Wilkinson is joining fellow reality stars Kardashian, as well as Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, as guest stars on an episode of How I Met Your Mother, taping Wednesday in Los Angeles. This is the second piece of good news this week for Wilkinson, 23, who  got engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett last week. The four guest stars will be playing themselves in Jason Segel’s character Marshall’s fantasy sequences. And to think I have friends who think that Kendra is Ghetto? Isn’t that so Ashley. 

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Britney’s Big Scare

Monday, November 10th, 2008

Happy Monday kiddies and away I go. 

 

 

The Two-year-old son of pop star Britney Spears has been hospitalized after getting sick during a trip to Louisiana, a source told Entertainment Tonight. Jayden James was taken to the emergency room Sunday after he fell ill during a visit to his mother’s family home in Kentwood. ET didn’t offer details about the nature of the child’s illness or his condition, however, a source told People magazine that the two-year-old was taken to the hospital after “a terrible allergic reaction. He had hives, was itchy and irritable.” The source also told the magazine that Britney Spears and her mother stayed at the hospital overnight with Jayden. Britain’s Daily Mail said doctors were not immediately able to determine the problem and kept Jayden overnight for observation. Oh thank God, everything has been going so great for her as of late. Stay Strong Brit-Brit.

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Country Cutie Taylor Swift has ruled out discussing ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas in future interviews - because he is no longer a part of her life. The country music sensation recently admitted she had split from Joe Jonas after months of press speculation surrounding their relationship. She has since been bombarded with questions from reporters, and has given increasingly bitter answers about her former beau. An interview with talkshow host Ellen DeGeneres became awkward after DeGeneres held up a photo of the former couple and quizzed her on their secret romance - unaware that they had split. Oh man, damn you Joe Jonas.

 

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Lindsay Lohan has told a magazine she is “bisexual”. The Mean Girls star has been romantically linked to British DJ Samantha Ronson since they were spotted kissing and cuddling at a party in Cannes, France earlier this year. The 22-year-old has continually refused to confirm their relationship, and has also dodged questions about her sexuality.  But in an interview with Harper’s Bazaar magazine, Lohan is asked whether she is bisexual and answers, “Maybe. Yeah.” Wow, that is indecisive.

 

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Speaking of Miss Swift, she finds it difficult to buy underwear now she is famous - because other shoppers are too interested in her purchases. The 18-year-old singer now avoids stopping in lingerie stores, because she finds it too embarrassing when people watch her browsing the shelves. She tells New York Post gossip column PageSix, “I look up and there are, like, 15 people looking at me, with camera phones out, waiting to take a picture of which kind of underwear I’m going to buy. ‘Think she’s a small or an extra small?’ I wanted to be like, ‘Uh, guys? I can hear you!’” Just don’t be like Britney and forget to wear panties.

 

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Beyonce and Jay-Z have treated themselves to a $70,000 table. The Knight Base Table was delivered to the couple’s New York City apartment earlier this month, suggesting the pair is planning a big Thanksgiving family celebration. The ornate table, designed by Barlas Baylar, features a walnut top and bronze legs and feet. It had to be craned into the couple’s Tribeca home, according to Life & Style magazine. Wow, that seems to be a little much.

 

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Guy Ritchie’s father is “pleased” his son’s marriage to Madonna is over because the moviemaker is much happier without the pop superstar. The former couple is currently in the middle of divorce proceedings, after announcing plans to separate last month. And Ritchie’s father, John, is relieved that the Material Girl will soon be out of his son’s life.  He says, “He has been in a very good mood. I wasn’t upset that they parted. I am very pleased for Guy that it is all over.” Eh, he is never going to do better than Miss Madonna.

 

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Add another injury to the season 7 Dancing With the Stars roster. Australian dancer Kym Johnson, who’s currently partnered with former NFL star Warren Sapp, suffered a shoulder injury over the weekend. Johnson has since been examined and, according to a show rep, will be healthy enough to dance on Monday night’s live performance show.  After a less-than-stellar foxtrot last week, Johnson told PEOPLE she and Sapp would be pushing themselves going into this week’s competition. “My strategy for next week is put more hours in and keep enjoying each dance,” Johnson told People Magazine. I think this show might be cursed this season.

 

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And finally, The day after it was reported “Girls Next Door” star Kendra Wilkinson would be getting married to Philadelphia Eagles receiver Hank Baskett, her former “Girls” co-star, Holly Madison, had some news for the engaged Playboy Playmate. “I told her I had better be a bridesmaid,” Madison told People, which means she would join Hugh Hefner, who has said he will walk Wilkinson down the aisle at a Playboy Mansion ceremony next June. Bitch better not be wearing white, there is no change she is pure.

 

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Mango Out

Britney and Justin 4-Evah

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

Happy Thursday Kiddies and away I go. Quit your kvetching Ashley, I am doing the best I can.

 

 

 

 

Dancing With The Stars hottie, Julianne Hough is back on her feet and feeling “phenomenal” after undergoing surgery for endometriosis. The professional dancer was hospitalized in October after suffering from severe stomach pains. She later announced that doctors had found signs of endometriosis, a common occurrence among women, symptomized by a growth on the uterus. Hough underwent an almost two-hour-long procedure on October 28 to remove her appendix, a cyst on her ovary, and scar tissue on her bladder and fallopian tubes. I bed even with the cysts removed she is still bangable.

 

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Actress Jaime Pressly said she and her disc jockey fiancé Eric Cubiche still love each other, but are no longer a couple. Presley, who stars on the TV sit-com My Name is Earl, and Cubiche are the parents of an 18-month-old son named Dezi James. The couple had been engaged for about two years before they called it quits. “We are taking a break from our relationship, but we are together every day with Dezi and still love each other very much,” Presley told Access Hollywood. “As you know we have been friends for over 10 years and will remain close friends as we both adore our son and want to make sure he knows we both love him more than life.” Oh nothing worse than Baby Mama Drama. I bet her husband must be a ring-a-ding-ding.

 

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Speaking of celebrity break-ups, American Idol judge Simon Cowell has explained the reason for his recent split with girlfriend Terri Seymour - he is convinced celebrity marriages never work. The couple dated for more than six years, but British model Seymour ended the relationship two months ago over Cowell’s refusal to settle down and start a family. And the music mogul insists that the split was inevitable - because he will never prioritize his personal life over his job. He tells Fox News, “She wants a different path in life, and I totally respect her for it. I think in relationships, you have to be totally honest. I have always been and I know Terri knows that. “Bottom line is I am married to my job. When people moan about been a celebrity, I think ‘Oh please, sort yourself out - it’s the greatest job in the world.’ I wake up daily thanking my lucky stars, but to throw marriage into that mix is not right. I have seen too many celebrity marriages that on paper make a great mix, fall apart through ego and just plain celebrity madness.” Wow, way to stick to your guns Simon. I bet Ryan will be moving in soon.

 

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It appears Britney and Justin have put the past behind them - and are planning a very public reunion. The latest Hollywood Sleaze from Los Angeles is that Justin and Madonna will perform together at the Madonna Show at Dodger Stadium. Mr. JT, called in to L.A.’s KIIS FM this morning to report that the former Mousketeers are “going to be onstage performing with Madonna at some point tomorrow.” “Tomorrow at Dodger Stadium Madonna - and if Justin and Britney end up onstage with her - I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything quite like that before,” Seacrest said. Let’s hope the prince and princess of pop do, in fact, join Madge for a surprise performance that will no doubt be one for the record books. Oh, this is fantastic. The Big Britney comeback is in effect.

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TV personality Ellen DeGeneres said she was saddened to hear California voters said “yes” to a measure overturning a ruling that legalized same-sex marriages. DeGeneres did her best to encourage people to vote against Proposition 8, the state constitutional referendum that bans gay marriage in the state. The popular talk-show host and her longtime girlfriend, actress Portia de Rossi, wed earlier this year. “Watching the returns on election night was an amazing experience. Barack Obama is our new president. Change is here. I, like millions of Americans, felt like we had taken a giant step towards equality. We were watching history,” DeGeneres said in a statement issued to E! News Wednesday. This really does suck people, Prop 8 is a bunch of crap.

 

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Alright, 2 more to go. Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams’ on-off romance is off again, just four months after they sealed their reunion with a public kiss. The pair began dating first time around after meeting on the set of 2004 movie The Notebook. They split in 2007, but reconciled in July 2008 and were soon spotted smooching at a restaurant in Toronto, Canada. But friends claim the relationship has hit the rocks again. A Source tells Us Weekly, “Rachel is too controlling. They broke up the first time because of their busy schedules - and that’s the problem again.” That’s because she is now shaking up with me. Or at least I can dream, right?

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And finally, Superstar Beyonce has opened up about the controversial split of the original group members, Destiny’s Child, insisting she’s not to blame for the break-up. The singer came under fire in 1999 when Latoya Luckett and LaTavia Roberson left the group and filed suit against the group’s manager and Knowles’ father, Matthew, claiming favoritism. But the singer insists she was any easy target to blame for their departure - before she and bandmate Kelly Rowland rose to superstardom with new member Michelle Williams. She says, “It was definitely difficult because I was so young and my father was my manager and the group was like family. I felt like, what are we gonna do? We weren’t making any money yet. “I was the lead singer, so I got the blame… That was the first time I had to deal with rumors and people attacking me. I was an 18-year-old kid, so I didn’t understand it was just a part of this life and it wasn’t personal. I didn’t have a thick skin yet. I was so embarrassed and wanted to defend myself and please everybody.” The Destiny’s Child trio eventually parted ways in 2005. I always thought her dad was to blame.

 

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Lil Wayne Dead?

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Happy Monday Bitches, and I hope everyone had a joyous weekend and Halloween. Apparently I am old, because a 12 year old in a soccer “costume” called me old. And away I go. 

 

Fall Out Boy have smashed the world record for the most radio interviews recorded in 24 hours after taping 72 interviews on Friday. Bandmembers Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump kicked off their talkathon on Halloween in Los Angeles at 3 am local time - and talked non-stop for 12 hours to promote their upcoming album Folie A Deux. And the stars managed to surpass the previous record of 57, set in May by unreported interviewees, to set a new Guinness World Record for Most Interviews On Radio in a 24 Hour Period by a Pair. You know I am in the Guinness Book, for World’s Greatest Celebrity Gossip Web Site.

 

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A private funeral was held at a Chicago church Monday morning for three members of singer-actress Jennifer Hudson’s family. Hudson’s mother and brother were shot to death October 24 in their home on Chicago’s South Side. The body of Hudson’s 7-year-old nephew was discovered in a parked sports utility vehicle on the city’s West Side last Monday. The estranged husband of Hudson’s sister Julia has been called a person of interest in the case, but has not been charged. He was being held on an alleged parole violation. The Chicago Tribune said a procession of three hearses and a school bus Monday pulled up to the Apostolic Church of God where about 200 people had gathered to pay their final respects to the dead at the invitation-only service. Fans and media reportedly gathered nearby behind police barricades. Such a sad sad story from beginning to end.

 

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Pussycat Dolls front woman, Nicole Schernizger nearly collapsed with excitement” when she saw her boyfriend Lewis Hamilton win the Formula 1 World Championship. The British racing driver triumphed at the season-ending Brazilian Grand Prix on Sunday, snatching fifth place in a nerve-wracking finish which handed him the 2008 World Title. And Scherzinger was track-side in Sao Paulo, Brazil to witness the momentous occasion. She says, “Lewis is a fantastic driver. Where the winner mentality comes from, God only knows, because he gave him the gifts. I would have thought she fainted from all the bleach needed to disinfect the stage after she left.

 

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Beyonce is dreading her first Thanksgiving as a married woman at the end of November - because she feels obliged to cook up a feast. While many American moms and wives love the idea of a family spread on Thanksgiving Day, Knowles fears she’ll be eating take-out food or treats served up by someone else - because she’s a terrible cook. Beyonce said “”I like the idea of being able to cook but I just can’t do it. I have to call my mom and she has to be on the phone the whole time because I’m burning stuff.” Well at least she looks good doing it.

 

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Rap Star, Lil Wayne has been targeted in a hoax news report alleging the “Lollipop” hitmaker had been shot dead in a dispute between rival gangs. The rapper, 26, was alleged to have died in the early hours of Saturday following a gig in his native New Orleans, Louisiana, after becoming involved in a fight between members of the notorious Los Angeles gangs Bloods and Crips. A webpage made to look like the BBC news site claimed Lil Wayne, real name Dwayne Carter, Jr., was shot six times with a semi automatic 9mm Smith & Wesson handgun. I wonder what Michael Phelps would have listened to, before his meets, if this was true.

 

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Leona Lewis hopes she never reaches superstar status - because she wants to be able to lead a “normal life”. The “Bleeding Love” hitmaker insists she doesn’t envy the fame of singers like Mariah Carey and Madonna, because she would find such a high level of fame too disruptive. She says, “I don’t know if I’d like to be that big. I like to lead a relatively normal life. I like the normality of being able to go to the shops, go out with my friends.” But Lewis admits that there are some perks to being a major star. She adds, “I love the way huge stars like that have been able to connect with so many people and make so many albums of great music, so that’s what I want as well. But I think it’s a balance. I don’t want to go off the rails.” Wow, now don’t start to get all unappreciative on us now, you have a great voice, take it and run with it.

 

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And finally, Sarah Jessica Parker, Matthew Broderick, Uma Thurman and Edie Falco worked the phones for U.S. presidential hopeful Barack Obama, Usmagazine.com reported. Parker joined volunteers in calling undecided voters from the phone bank at the Obama New York City headquarters Thursday. “She wanted to get involved anyway she could!” a campaign source told Usmagazine.com about Parker’s involvement in the campaign. “She came and ended up staying until the end of her shift and made a ton of calls. She came to work, not for a photo-op.” Good for them and doing their duty for the public. Now I just wonder who is going to step up and answer the phones for McCain and Palin. Oh please tell me it will be Tina Fey. That would be all too funny.

 

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