Happy Monday Bitches and away I go.Might I just start off by apologizing. With the holiday this week, my second update day is up in the air.
British celebrity disc jockey Samantha Ronson is back home following a visit to a Los Angeles hospital during the weekend, People.com said. Ronson’s girlfriend, actress Lindsay Lohan, reportedly was with Ronson when she went to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center Sunday. “Thanks for all your messages,” Ronson wrote on her MySpace blog later that day. “I’m home and all good. Was just pretty exhausted from traveling and working too much to buy Hanukkah gifts and my Jewish mother was worried about me. … I had good company and a Jerry’s Deli delivery of chicken soup and potato pancakes and am feeling much better. I am back to watching all my favorite Jerry Bruckheimer shows.” Maybe she was nauseous from watching Just My Luck?
Well this is interesting. Britney Spears’s publicist said a report claiming she is dating musician Benji Madden isn’t true. In Touch magazine reported the famous pair have been seeing each other since Spears’s father and manager set them up. Madden became available when he broke up with heiress and some-time actress Paris Hilton last month after nearly a year of dating, though he reportedly still has been spotted with her at parties recently. Spears is a divorced mother of two young boys. “The claims made by In Touch are completely false,” Spears’ spokeswoman told E! News about the claim Spears is in a romantic relationship with Madden. “There is not an ounce of truth to any of it.” How dare people start spreading those rumors. Britney would never take Paris’s sloppy seconds.
Speaking if Miss Hilton, she is “devastated” after a burglar robbed her California mansion – because the jewelry which was stolen is irreplaceable. The intruder is believed to have forced his way through the front door of the property in Sherman Oaks, Los Angeles, on Friday before ransacking the heiress’ bedroom and making off with an estimated $2 million worth of gems. And although Hilton is grateful she wasn’t in the house at the time, she is heartbroken by the loss. She tells Life & Style, “I am devastated. I cannot believe someone broke into my home. “They took items that had such sentimental value that no one will ever be able to replace. I’m just thankful that I wasn’t there when it happened.” OK 2 things Paris. How come I have a feeling that a new movie will be out soon, featuring you in a reverse anal cowgirl scene. And who keeps 2 million dollars worth of jewelry in their home. Um, it is called a Security Box. They are available for 50 bucks a month at your local bank. Just think about it.
BSB star Brian Littrell’s young son has been diagnosed with a rare form of heart disease. The singer and his wife, Leighanne, rushed six-year-old Baylee to Scottish Rite Children’s Hospital in Atlanta, Georgia on Monday after he showed symptoms common to strep throat and hand, foot and mouth disease. Doctors proceeded to conduct various biopsies and blood tests on the youngster before diagnosing him with A-Typical Kawasaki Disease. Baylee was released from medical care on Saturday but he will continue to be monitored by specialists. In a post on his website, Littrell writes: “Kawasaki Disease causes inflammation in the coronary arteries as well as the walls of the small and medium sized arteries throughout the body. I sure as hope he still has health care insurance. Maybe he should join the next season of Dancing With The Stars.
Jim Carrey’s new comedy Yes Man has climbed its way to the top of the U.S. box office, taking in $18.2 million in its opening weekend. The film, co-starring actress Zooey Deschanel, follows Carrey’s character as he challenges himself to say “yes” to everything for an entire year. Will Smith and Rosario Dawson weighed in with $16 million to take the second spot for their new drama Seven Pounds, which also made its debut at the weekend. Debuting at number three is Matthew Broderick’s animated mouse movie The Tale of Desperaux, taking in $10.5 million. Slipping from the top spot to number four is Keanu Reeves’ sci-fi flick The Day the Earth Stood Still, which took in $10.2 million, which rounded out the top five just before Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn’s holiday comedy Four Christmases, taking in $7.7 million. Wow, Jim Carrey really did need a hit, and this is barely one. His last movie that I truly enjoyed was Bruce Almighty. And that was like 5 years ago.
Ok 2 more stories to report, than I am dunzo. Is a Heidi-Lauren reconciliation on the way on tonight’s season finale of The Hills? Though Heidi Montag wouldn’t completely reveal details about the hug the former best friends share in the preview for the show, she hinted at a peace summit during her interview Monday on the Ryan Seacrest Radio Program. “Lauren and I have both had a lot that’s happened in our lives and I think that we’re older now. For me personally, I’ve missed her — that was my best friend and it’s hard when that’s taken out of your life,” she said of her long-simmering feud with Conrad. “I think for both of us we kind of just want some kind of closure in one way or another. It was really, really good to see her. It was definitely one of my best moments of this season.” But wasn’t Heidi the one who started the whole sex tape scandal? I guess forgive and forget is LC’s new motto. Just remember her shady past ole beef flaps.
And finally, Bridget Marquardt may have lived in the Playboy Mansion with Kendra Wilkinson, but she hardly recognizes her former housemate – and The Girls Next Door castmate – anymore. And that’s not a bad thing. “She’s doing amazing, she’s so in love,” Marquardt, 35, said of Wilkinson, 23, who recently became engaged to NFL player Hank Baskett. “She’s changed so much. She’s not even the same person. I mean, she is the same, but she’s different. I love the old Kendra and I love the new Kendra.” What is the “new Kendra”? “She’s a lot more timely. She doesn’t flash anymore. She’s a lot more conservative. She’s so in love,” Marquardt tells The Associated Press. Well what fun is that?
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