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Wednesday, February 25th, 2009Good Morning Kiddies and away I go.
Reality TV star Lauren Conrad will quit The Hills after filming wraps on the upcoming fifth season. The MTV show focuses on Conrad and her friends as they go about their daily lives in Hollywood. However, Conrad admits she is keen to move on from the program that has made her a star – and will make the next season her last. She tells Seventeen magazine, “My biggest thing with the show was that I wanted to walk away from it while it’s still a great thing. “I always want to remember it that way. I gave MTV a deadline and said, ‘This is as long as I can do it and stay sane.’” Good, step aside, and make room for Audrina. She is the real star of the show.

Paula Abdul has hit out at producers of reality TV show American Idol – insisting the recent addition of fourth judge Kara DioGuardi “doesn’t work.” DioGuardi joined Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson on the judging panel last month for the eighth season of the hit series. The addition of another female judge fueled rumors of a feud, which Abdul denied – revealing she and DioGuardi are actually old pals. But she insists four judges is too many – citing the failed attempt to add New York radio DJ Angie Martinez to the panel during season two. Abdul tells OK! magazine, “Kara and I have known each other for years and we get along great. But we tried four judges before and it doesn’t work. “It takes up so much time for each of us to give our opinion that it slows down the pace of the show.” But DioGuardi may not be the one to leave at the end of season eight – Abdul hints this could be her last stint on the show, adding, “It is the last season of my contract, and I have so many other things I want to do.” Oh my name is Paula, I am too good for idol, crazy lady please.

Well it It was only a matter of time before a scandalous story emerged from the Chris Brown and Rihanna drams. And it’s no surprise that a pregnancy rumor is the first log to be thrown on an already burning fire. The tabloid Star is reporting that Rihanna consulted an ob-gyn at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles after telling friends she thought she was pregnant, (not confirming that she was). “She was extremely fidgety. She seemed totally uncomfortable,” an alleged eyewitness at the doctor’s office tells the magazine. Rihanna was also reportedly nervous about Brown’s reaction to the supposed pregnancy. “She was scared he would react badly,” says an insider. However, the mag reports that she did not have a chance to tell Brown. No, not my Rihanna, she is holding on to her V-Card till marriage.

Aubrey O’Day would consider reuniting with her former Danity Kane bandmates – insisting she would “never say no” to working with the now disbanded group again. The quintet, put together by Puffy for his reality TV series Making The Band, fell apart in January after the shock departures of singers Aubrey O’Day, D. Woods and Shannon Bex from the group last year. Remaining members Dawn Richard and Aundrea Fimbres claimed they would try to “pick up the pieces” of the group, but Richard later admitted she found herself with no choice but to write music for other artists after her own music career was put on ice. But despite the messy demise of the “Damage” hitmakers, and the fact she was fired by Combs, O’Day insists she has fond memories of her days with Danity Kane, O’Day told MTV.com, “Danity Kane was a wonderful group, and like all things, nothing is forever. We had a great run and we were very successful. “I have so much respect for that situation, if there was ever interest in me coming back …and making music with the girls, I would never say no to something like that.” At least she always has her issue of Playboy and her modeling career to fall back on.

Barenaked Ladies lead singer Steven Page has announced he is leaving the Canadian pop group after more than two decades. “Yes, it’s official. I am no longer a Barenaked Lady. After 20 years (plus a few months,) I’m heading out on my own,” Page wrote in a posting on his official Web site. A message on the band’s official Web site said the Barenaked Ladies plan to continue performing together without Page, the National Post said. “These guys are my brothers. We’ve grown up together over the past 20 years. I love them and wish them all the best in the future,” Page said in a statement on the band’s Web site. Page made headlines last summer when he was arrested in upstate New York on felony drug possession charges. The charges were later reduced to a misdemeanor and Page didn’t have to serve jail time, the Post noted. Oh man, I was a fan of them back in the 1990’s. I even saw them in concert a few times.
A day after an arrest was issued, Adnan Ghalib, the photographer ex-boyfriend of Britney Spears found himself on the other end of the paparazzi lens. Tracked by his media colleagues, Ghalib, 36, surrendered Wednesday to face felony charges for allegedly trying to run over a process server. He pleaded innocent in a Van Nuys Superior Court and was released on $110,000 bail. He also went to the police station for formal booking on the warrant, and visited a bail bondsman. On Tuesday, prosecutors charged Ghalib with assault with a deadly weapon, hit-and-run and battery, all worth up to seven years in prison if convicted. The charges include special allegations: use of a deadly weapon – a car – and great bodily injury. Good, I have a funny feeling he might belong behind bars.

It’s a match made in a reality TV heaven: Dancing with the Stars‘ Mark Ballas and former American Idol contestant Joanna Pacitti are a couple! “She is the most supportive person in my life and she’s been great,” Ballas, 22, told PEOPLE Tuesday at the Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience world premiere in Hollywood. “We get to spend a lot of time together [and] we do pretty much everything together.” Although the two have “been friends for a long time,” the Dancing pro says they only recently started dating eight months ago — when Ballas was training with season 6 champ Kristi Yamaguchi in North Carolina, where Pacitti was living at the time — and clicked because of their similarities. “We both love music, we both love art, we both love dance,” explains Ballas, whose album BHB with best friend and fellow Dancing pro Derek Hough is coming out Mar. 10. “That’s what we’re all about so we are always there for each other.” Wow, she is kind of a star fu**er. She will do anything to get famous.

And finally, Jimmy Fallon reached into his Saturday Night Live pocket and pulled out a big trick: Music superstar Justin Timberlake will be a guest on Fallon’s very first Late Night show, PEOPLE has learned exclusively. Fallon, the former SNL star who’s taking the reigns of NBC’s talk show from Conan O’Brien beginning March 2, famously costarred with Timberlake in the classic SNL skit, “The Barry Gibbs Talk Show.” Fallon previously announced another guest for his debut behind the desk: Robert DeNiro. “I thought it would be kind of good to have my first guy be probably one of the toughest people you could interview,” Fallon said during a Feb. 19 phone call with press. Well color me there.

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